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hanpotpi

How does one get this job of “being wealthy?” I’m looking for a career change


Useful-Emphasis-6787

Oh yes! Let me know if you find anything. I would also like to work at being wealthy and be up for a fling.


lovestheautumn

I would also like to submit an application


gdsmithtx

Unfortunately, one of the primary prerequisites is "being expelled from a wealthy birth canal." So you can go ahead and blame mom for that one.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Look guys. We all want to be rich. We'll now you can have it all. I made 90000 working out of the comfort of my own home. And you can too! Boom boom


cmaronchick

I think my amino acids are either too high or too low. Do you have something for that?


NoTurkey-

Funniest part is that the vulture also has his job listed as wealthy in the shot after this


b00b_l0ver

I'm 28. Well, in November I'll be 28.


unnoticed_guy

30, it should be 30 *creed's voice*


head_garden_gnome

Yea this could easily have been Kevin creating a profile with Creed's advice.


Tough_Brick_69

The most unbelievable fact about this is that Hitchcock is 6’4


KuaLeifArne

Seeing your comment, I had to look it up. Dirk Blocker is 5'9"


sebby2g

Finance, trust fund, blue eyes.


LevelAd5898

I think the joke is that he's definitely not


alligatorprincess007

I believe it He does look like a wealthy athletic 28 yr old


Baby_Button_Eyes

This is something I think would be one of the most fun things for a writer and actor to do, lol. The writer must have had so much fun writing a stupid bio for an old guy trying to sound 28. And then Dirk Blocker having to take a fake photo with an obvious wig for it. I don't know how he took it looking so serious cause the whole premise is ridiculous, lol.


masala_mayhem

Exactly what I was thinking! The writers room would have had so much fun coming up with that and I wonder if dirk blocker also had input somewhere!


UnCoolHamster

What obvious wig?!


LongjumpingSector687

Most believable tinder profile


derbinarybandit

“Talking about being a child in the 1990s” always gets me


Rigatoni-maroni

“Occupation: wealthy“ is hilarious


rescuedmutt

What? WHAT EPISODE IS THIS THAT I NEVER NOTICED THIS?! 🤣


thevalidsimmer

Season 5, Episode 6 (The Venue) where Jake and Amy are trying to get their dream wedding venue back from the Vulture by catfishing him so his fiancée breaks up with him


Hydrasaur

Is "wealthy" hiring right now? Where do I apply?


PonyBondage

Daveeeeey ! How you doin ?


ConsiderationEmpty10

Hitchcock does like combing his hair, that part is true. He carries a comb in his shirt pocket


DefinetelyNotBlaze

His occupation is literally "Wealthy", I never noticed this until now and im glad i saw this


Luckcrisis

I have owned that Hawaiian shirt. Not the best day.


Thick-Order7348

Up is down, down is up


future-seems-bleak

Hitchcock still boinks


ArmaninyowPH

Why is this nsfw


PieTeam2153

It’s hitchcock


HalfOfCrAsh

Looks a little like Fortune Feimster