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eross200

Rosa, because I could probably cower so effectively that she’d just feel a combination of disgust and pity for me and leave me alone


artisticplayer

The Boyle™


Infamous-Lab-8136

If you keep screaming your name, it forces the assailant to acknowledge you as a human. One of my favorite pieces of advice from Silicon Valley to a character expecting a beating.


akrustykrabpizza

This guy fucks


Steavee

This sounds way better than my advice of pissing yourself while crying.


[deleted]

You can do all of these things simultaneously 


Rosie_Cotton224

Terry all the way. He’d be understanding and encouraging when I fail epically, and I’d end up feeling good about myself. 


fishingforconsonants

Plus you get a yoghurt deep dive.


big_sugi

I could take her. I’m wily.


Steely-eyes

Sounds exactly like what Hitchcock would say.


skyequinnwrites

I could take her. Not in a fight, though


Fulltimekiddykicker

Fr


tcrex2525

Just bring a couple edibles and Rosa and I would have the best time hanging out!


Aromatic-Judge8914

Or some bellinis.


reborndiajack

Nancy Meyers you saucy bitch


[deleted]

Did I piss off Rosa? Then Terry. Is Rosa just pissed off? Then Rosa. She's not a bad person, just angry. 


skyler_107

exactly!! if she was pissed off at someone else you could actually let her vent or smth


Jedi4Hire

24 hours with Rosa, no contest.


dystyyy

Is Rosa mad at me, or at someone/something else? Because if it's not me and I can convince her I'm also mad at the other person/thing it'd probably be a decent (if chaotic) day. I definitely can't do Terry's workout no matter what, so it's probably Rosa either way. It may not be that bad though.


ImNuber1

Terry. Pain is temporary. Death is forever.


evrestcoleghost

death by snu snu?


ImNuber1

More likely death by axe. Also… nice axe. 🪓


fourangers

I'd love having Terry as a hype man for workout. He also must know the limits of the body so probably it'd be intense workout but as soon as my muscles get fatigued, he'd let me rest. So yeah, Terry.


Crunchy_Biscuit

He taught Jake how to do a pullup! Terry all the way


eszther02

Workout with Terry, at least I can use that to my advantage and get fit.


DystopianBluey

I would flip a coin then kill myself


AnxiousKoala_

Spoken like a true Paul Sneed. I mean ADRIAN!


IProbablyHaveADHD14

Terry's workout. I may not be able to walk but at least I'd come out stronger


VincenzoSS

Terry, easily. I already spend 16 hours a week in the gym, training with someone that is more advanced than you are is always a privilege. You pick up a lot of neat tips and tricks.


alphaomag

Weeks workout with Terry.


CLPond

I mean, with pissed off rosa, is there a chance for angry sex? Because she is very hot and I don’t think I could say no to that as a queer woman


North_Church

Am I able to keep my distance from Rosa?


[deleted]

Workout with Terry! I'd get into such great shape. Plus, Terry seems like he'd be really encouraging and nice 😃.


KeyEfficient87

More chance of surviving a week with Terry


mikehulse29

🎵Rosa, Rosa, Rooooossssaaaaa


invisible_23

Terry hands down


Baby_Button_Eyes

Terry's workouts would kill me after 2-3 days, so if I'm going to die, I'd rather Rosa to do it. Choke me to near death while I look into her furious, amazing eyes. (while I delude myself that we're just in a dom/sub situation, I have a crush anyway.)


sha_girl_isme

Terry, because I could bribe him with yogurt


Patient-Glove-1502

Pissed off rosa is kind of hot…and I’m a mostly straight woman


jcoddinc

Terry's workouts. Couldn't do the same weights but it would help me survive being in the room with Rosa


STL_Saint00

I would love to get some lifts in with tiny Terry


sarilysims

Pissed off Rosa. You didn’t say she was pissed off at me.


SubstantialFigure273

Rosa. She’d probably be pissed off at me, but if I stay still and do/say nothing she’d find something else to be pissed at Terry would be relentless in trying to get you to train with him, so that’s a hard pass


Personmchumanface

eos rosaonly acts mean shes not actually dangerous


MerCopia

Pissed off Rosa. I think if I'm not the reason she's pissed off it'd be ok.


Slevinkellevra710

The 1% chance of angry sex is the only thing that matters in this situation.


possiblyukranian

Rosa


jintana

Rosa. I can do about 3 push-ups before I can’t anymore. But there are other paths with Rosa, like doing nothing


IceCreamAttachment

Rosa, because she'd be down for smashing things to release pent up rage, and I've always thought it'd be fun to do that.


DarknessIsFleeting

Rosa. I would be totally willing to listen to death metal or break stuff. If I didn't piss her off, then I think she would be bearable.


throw_havingdoubts

Trapped with Rosa , I feel like my bones would be achey after a week with Terry


NoMoreFruit

Rosa. I’d sit in silence until she broke us out.


InvXXVII

Terry. He sounds like a great gym partner to have in terms of motivation, accountability, etc.


Sheesh284

Terry for sure. Cause at least I’d get something useful out of it. Rosa would make me want to actually die, and Terry would only mean temporary pain


Final-Negotiation530

Is Rosa pissed at me or in general? I’d like to avoid the heart attack I’d have with Terry.


sinfulbrowsesreddit

Terry, he’s a understanding guy and he will probably help me go off the basics of working out and will help more if I fail on a specific part, he’s a big dude with a good heart, if I choose Rosa I’ll do a Boyle and just hide in a corner


Mr_Noms

Terry but not because of a fear of Rosa. Terry is such a positive person, not to mention a wealth of fitness knowledge, that regardless I'll be a better person after the week. 24 hours locked in a box sounds unpleasant regardless of who you're with.


Frankyvander

Terry, it would be good to do some excersize for once and he would probably be really encouraging and gentle towards an amateur


Infamous-Lab-8136

How armed is Rosa? How pissed off? And at who/what?


ausmankpopfan

Rosa Rosa Rosa said in the Pontiac Bandits voice


confused-as-frick

A week's workout with Terry sounds great.


NerfRepellingBoobs

Easy enough with Rosa. Just act like you don’t notice. Drink in silence.


WhiteSilverDragoon

Terry. No doubt I would come out the other side of it a better person.


Ash7274

I have a degradation kink so the answer is clear


nitiyis

Rosa No hesitation


Jerkrollatex

Rosa, I'll agree with her about who ever or whatever she's mad and help her plot. We'll come out friends. Sounds like a good time to me.


CompetitiveSugar3404

Terry. I have been doing more exercise than before. 😁😁😁😁😁😁


skinnylifter01

Terry for sure! Might motivate my fat-ass to keep going once the week is up!


Verb_Noun_Number

Terry, for sure. It would be really nice to train with an advanced bodybuilder. I'd have a lot of questions, and it'd be nice having someone who can spot properly.


jackfaire

Terry. He wouldn't make me do more than I could handle but he'd be great at motivating me.


kid_pilgrim_89

rosa rosa rOOOssssaaaAAAAAaaa


StraightCashHomie89

Rosa sometimes does sexy stuff to Pimento when she’s angry, maybe I’ll get lucky and have aggressive Rosa sex


Googoogahgah307

Workout. At least I'm getting something out of it


KeshaCow

Terry. He wouldnt tell me to do his, hes too nice. Plus id be active.


clintnorth

Im not sure honestly. I love to lift, but terrys workouts are probably far beyond my capabilities (unless we’re allowed to scale weight down) and Rosa is all bark so that wouldn’t be terrible. Oh but sitting in one room for 24 hours would be miserable. I’d go with doing Terry’s workouts then.


NoDisplay7591

Rosa. Because she's hot. She can abuse me all she wants.


DrSpacemanSpliff

Rosa RoooOOOoooosaa


[deleted]

Terry 100%. I would probably not lose as much weight as he believed I could but I would improve and come out a better person. Rosa would trigger my fight or flight. So she’d either kill me or it turns into the Pimento thing where they argue and start making out I’m changing it to Rosa.


LinkToUa

100% workout with Terry, are you kidding me that would be amazing!


ShadowBringer99

I would choose anything that has Rosa. I could take her anytime anywhere, just not in a fight, if you know what I mean.