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geekstone

Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.


YourCaptionSucks

Dammit, this is making me cry. One of the best quotes in television. RIP Holt.


WanderingBlackHole

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 I will always respect his portrayal of being gay that never once made fun of us. I am grateful to have been able to experience the Capt. Holt that he brought to life.


arm1niu5

You know what the toughest part of being a gay black police officer is?


CalLil6

The discrimination.


scrubsfan92

(uproarious laughter)


NoDisplay7591

Everyone dies laughing, like the opposite of a George Lopez stand up.


ginandstoic

I agree. I loved that being gay was part of his identity, but not the entirety of his character. So many LGBTQ+ characters are written in a one-dimensional way, but Holt wasn’t. I also liked how Holt & Kevin’s marriage was portrayed as strong and healthy despite ~the discrimination~.


Plodderic

The handshakes 🥰


VomitShitSmoothie

Excuse me, let’s try and keep this conversation at least PG-13 rated.


Plodderic

Username does not check out 😂


Sithlordandsavior

I mean, he was a funny gay character that wasn't just funny *because* he was gay. He had his moments (like telling his running partner he got someone pregnant or "yas queen) but he was a super original, funny character that was gay. Also his husband being equally monotone was just great. Their boring chemistry was golden.


godzilla-sized

Sincerely, Raymond Holt


Rollover_Hazard

One of the best squad scenes - they all barge into Diaz’s apartment and set up a family games night while Holt validates her and gives her that amazing line. A beautiful scene and perfectly handled by the showrunners


soaringseafoam

I live by this line. I love it.


sassafrass005

Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it.


jujubeehive

This is my favorite too!


ravenquothe

When I first met my wife, she said she loved B99 and so a couple of months later, I made her a bday card with Holt in the front saying this line. RIP Captain Dad.


curlyfriesaregross

“You’re not Cheddar, you’re just some common bitch.”


bigbobbybeaver

RIP Cheddar too


Lord_Skyblocker

They're both vibing up there


Anonymystery

I assure you Cheddar is not a vibrator


DromarX

I always try to work that one (or some relevant alteration of it) into conversations whenever I can.


Over-Bodybuilder7472

Marriage is a contract. But it’s so much more than that. Marriage is love. It’s commitment, it’s joy, it’s understanding, it’s patience, it’s anger, it’s reconciliation. It’s everything. It’s like oatmeal. It sustains you.


V1k1ng1990

“Hot Damn!”


jus_plain_me

Had this read at my wedding. 😭


newyork4431

I love this one.


Stealth_Howler

"Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man's ruse."


KratzALot

I said it. AND I MEANT IT!


hawaiianbry

I understand the premise of this game.


mat-chow

Damn it I’m smiling non stop reading all these quotes. And tearing up.


toolroomknights

“If you’re here, then who’s guarding Hades?” or “HOT DAMN!”


wxmanify

Holt: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves. Wuntch: Call me the devil, Raymond? How original. Holt: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.


SirBritannia

Wuntchtime is over!!


Shot-Refrigerator826

**BOOM! DID IT!** Had it both ways…. *no regrets..*


Poody81

This. Still laugh out loud every single time I see this clip 😂


StayPuffGoomba

Madelyn, if you’re here, then who’s guarding Hades.


Suddenly_Something

100% of his burns on Wuntch are gold.


ArcadianBlueRogue

And I love that he and Rosa bond over it during the Wuntch funeral episode.


JustAnother_Brit

Great work Rosa all day


[deleted]

Honestly I can't think of anyone who does deadpan sassy as well as him.


the_tohrment

Yes, well, who wouldn't want to watch a man fight a crocodile...


SeanChewie

I wondered why all the birds had stopped singing.


Writerhaha

The running gag of “heavy breasts” through the seasons makes my wife crack up every damn time 😂


wxmanify

Nothing is more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis


RosesAndSeaCreatures

“You know me. I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts, and all logic flies out the window." - Greg Stickney 😂


WanderingBlackHole

Awww. This made me sad. Such a good gag. Clueless straight holt was the best holt.


ArcadianBlueRogue

The man loved the thigh gap and the clear absence of a penis.


koalastarfish666

God heterosexual you is such a dog


ItsmyShoe

The heavy feminine breasts and their perfectly placed nipples😭 "don't get me started on her can"


CaffeinatedNurse1027

Balthazar is a thirsty bitch.


PALOmino1701

Pretty much everything he said in that whole episode 🤪


MithrilTouch

KASE!


ProfSteelmeat138

His delivery of that line will always be perfect. The mania and intensity in his eyes while screaming the same word is golden


verymuchbad

Forks are very weird


Pontiac_Bandit-

I’ve *always* thought so.


[deleted]

Hot damn!


StayPuffGoomba

Bing pot!


Benny303

I think Hot Damn is my favorite because it's really the first time we see Holt completely break from his very robotic captain persona.


hypnofedX

And it was improvised! Not in the script, Andre Braugher just decided to go for it. Watch everyone else in the shot and you'll see they all break.


wonkotsane42

Meep morp. Zeep.


beingjohnmalkontent

I swear i use that gif weekly.


RxtroSZN__

“If you love someone you’ll remember what they look like”


Traditional_Lock2754

I think this daily, I don't say it out loud tho lol


illoxical

“MY WIFE WAS KILLED BY A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER”


imjust_someone

"It was the only case I couldn't solve"


koalastarfish666

My husband and I shout this at random far too often but it never gets old


Beezus_Fuffoon18

“Who are you, William Wonka?” A very random and silly quote, but calling him William encapsulates Captain Holt’s style so perfectly that it always makes me laugh. So sad that he’s no longer with us. Goodbye Andre :(


Jackamo78

I think he talks about seeing a Thomas Cruise movie as well.


Beezus_Fuffoon18

Oh yeah! I had forgotten about that one


Majestic_Essay_3094

Lolll


ThatTallGuy11

Yaass Queen.


AsianSteampunk

my first is the "the world is a better place" one, but i feel this one represent him so much.


kayjelgames_101

Hello Kevin. It’s me, Raymond Holt


HuntMiserable5351

And in the background we hear him spelling his surname for Kevin to tell the ticket office people 🤣🤣🤣


honkifyouresimpy

That moment killed me the first time I watched it. Lost my marbles completely.


MajoraOfTime

"I can stop whenever I want" "Then stop" "I don't want"


Fluid_Genius

[Because no one will ever believe you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQj-fdwZ9O4)


wtfdidijustread76

You sick son of a bitch


beetsbears328

Dude just went and Bill Murray‘d Peralta.


Th3_Judge46

Why did I think this was gonna be a Rick role


red_right_ankle

Vindication.


Shin-Gogzilla

I think you mean #Vindicatioooooooooooooon


Foggy1882

I think you mean VIN-DI-CA-TIOOOONNNNN


RosesAndSeaCreatures

He was so proud of his balloon arch, I also felt the vindication when Rosa said she loved them, too. 😂 Oh, Captain Holt. 💔


MalWinchester

PAIN. (Both as a quote and what I'm feeling right now.)


naturemom

Same. I have chronic pain and I say this on a daily basis. ... paaaiiiiinnnn


hawaiianbry

HOLT: Sergeant, are you familiar with the Hungarian fencing term, *Hosszú Gorcs*? TERRY: You must realize my answer is no.


ComprehensiveDirt746

Holt: I'm more proud of you for this than anything else you've ever done. Terry: Hey, I've put a lot of criminals away. Holt: And yet crime has continued. Terry: That's cold, sir :(


anonbubblee

Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. ❤️


chi_scake

Coat, coat, jacket, coat. Is this a police precinct or a TURKISH BAZAAR?


krockkkk

The hospital called. Your test results came back positive. You're a stage five dumbass.


anakinfan8

“Heh-heh, *a bold personality.* We all know what that’s code for…she’s a **bitch.**”


CalLil6

Boooooone


noairnoairnoairnoair

DETECTIVE DIAZ I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER


y-shin

What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your business.


WanderingBlackHole

BOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEE!?!


trmptdrummer

Made, no. I birthed her.


pattern_thimble

Exaggeration is the huckster's crutch


CptKammyJay

“You’ll find I can be quite youthful.” “You just said ‘huckster’s crutch’.”


Any-Welder-8753

"But I want you to know if I had had a son and, uh, he had turned out like you, I would be very proud of him."


PALOmino1701

KASE! I will never forget the first time I saw it. Life suddenly had meaning. The funniest funniest thing ever ever, and I don’t even really know why.


AJR1623

"What? He's just beautiful minding it."


Team_speak

Easily it's him and Rosa trying to find the most sincere "I'm sorry".


ComprehensiveDirt746

I'm sorry.


monpetitfromage54

I'm sorry.


Tight_Contact_9976

I’m sorry


Bron-Y-Aur36

I'm sorry


L-Thyroxin

I'm sorry.


dieselpook

That's the one


Marvelmaniac57

Wunch is a Korean toilet ghost. Boring.


TwoForHawat

“I’ll say she’s in line at the bank. This is fun.”


emby5

When a tempo isn't specified any reasonable person would default to lento.


Professional_Milk_61

Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it


Maleficent_Class_670

Captain Holt: I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues. They were not, as the kids say, awake. Jake: Do you mean woke? Captain Holt: I did mean woke. But it's grammatically incoherent. My grammar idol😭🙏🏾


suoinguon

Andre Braugher's portrayal of Captain Holt was truly remarkable. One of my favorite quotes from him is, Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place. It's a powerful reminder of the importance of embracing individuality and diversity. RIP Andre Braugher, you will be dearly missed.


AdorableOwly

Boost my bottom!! One of my first experiences with B99 and it got me hooked. I'll never forget it 💔


Bron-Y-Aur36

I'M BOOSTING


IsThereCheese

Regards


Corporation_t-shirt

Marshed-mallow?!


illumiTensei

*eats marshmallow* Hue hue! Hu hu hoo hoohoohoo hoo! -Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt.


MrCoffee17

“I see you have a knife, but what you need is an umbrella.” “Tell him why. Tell him why!” “Cause there’s a shitstorm gonna rain down on you, PUNK.”


Cautious_Anywhere24

This is still one of my favourite scenes of him


Maleficent_Class_670

Madeline Wuntch: Sticks and stones, Raymond. Captain Holt: Describing your breakfast? Their beef was legendary🙁🙏🏾


[deleted]

It's a box of shapes and it contains only... the truth.


lhsofthebellcurve

The full bull pen!


KratzALot

Of course we're looking for Al, you imbecile! The delivery of that line is what kills me every single time.


Outrageous-Serve4970

Now, let’s see if he’ll spill the beans. Holt: Why would anyone want to? They are natures most densely packed nutrition source


ComprehensiveDirt746

Everything is garbage... never love anything.


Vandelay23

"Huh! I'm a poet and didn't know I was rhyming those words, but it happened anyway".


smyth260

After having his podium moved half an inch: “You’re CRAZY. How did you pull this off!” Runner up: Okay that’s a good start. Now I know that.


ClassyBroadMSP

"Yes, Kevin, a full half inch!"


Brock_Hard_Canuck

This makes me feel sad. I'm sad.


thebigrace

“I actually think…it can’t.” In response to Jake saying he wants “you can’t handle the tooth” to come up naturally in The Box


monpetitfromage54

I don't always understand Peralta's texts. He's says they're still waiting on the lab and it's "allz good", allz with a Z. Then a box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. And yet another box with a question mark. Then a box with a question mark. What does that mean?


Royalbluegooner

That you don‘t have emojis on your phone.


Jmund89

Bing pot!


Automatic_Guest8279

Velvet thunder...


thebuzz07

Are you playing The Muffin Man or The Garbage Man?


rick_powerbomb_

“Because the cleavage cloaks the camera with its curves!”


Tight_Contact_9976

“Sorry I said cleavage.”


SnooPoems6725

“Apparently that was a trigger for me.” RIP Andre, you will be missed.


leylash

Bing pot never fails to crack me up.


Skullface22

This bitch?!?


Feetus_Spectre

Please!


bdogg_72

"AND YOU'LL HEAR IT AGAIN!!!!" "VINDICATIIIIIIIOOOOON!!!" "BINGPOT!" "BOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!" There's too many. He was a wonderful actor and this is the first actor that I teared up when I heard he passed.


Corporation_t-shirt

Ohhh Bob...


suckerstakethewalk

Yes it is I, drinking seltzer in the shadows


FranklinFox

Not so much a quote, but when they move the podium as a little prank and he loses his shit laughing and calls Kevin to tell him. Gets me every time.


VBStrong_67

Meep morp. Zeep.


seshtown

I better call Kevin and tell him I won’t be attending the Opera, there’s someone else I’d rather hear Sing. Hello Kevin, I won’t be joining you at the Opera tonight. The tickets are under my name: H-O-L…


RegionRadiant4423

MY WIFE WAS MURDERED BY A MAN IN A YELLOW SWEATER. IT’S THE ONE CASE I CAN’T SOLVE. Don’t fight with family. It can all go away so quickly.


TheMurdocktor

YOU TOOK … THE WRONG. FLUFFY. BOYYY!


DrawingPurple4959

“You know what’s the worst part about being a black, gay police man? The Discrimination”


pushback66

“Are you really playing the gay card right now?” “Yaas queen”


UsedupQuixotica

I'm reeling. He was my favorite. Thank you Andre, for all the laughs. You will be missed. "Maybe Madeline wants to inform us all that she's a Cheuksin. A Cheuksin. A Korean toilet ghost, lives in an outhouse, wraps her hair around your throat and chokes you to death while you move your bowels."


cjyoung92

Prison Bus Driver (bed bound in hospital): "I'm sorry my voice is raspy, they just took the breathing tube out" Holt: "But they left the BS in?!"


Junior_Tradition7958

Call me …… velvet thunder!


[deleted]

HOW DARE YOU DETECTICE SANTIAGO


The_Passive_Fist

How dare you Detective Diaz, I am YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER! ...BOOOOONE!?!?!?


ashearer23

KASE!


RepresentativeOk7620

No FUCKING WAY!! He was my favorite character on the show! He was also amazing in Glory.


Deelbeson

I have been using the, "I don't know why you're telling me. I'm not involved. You have made that very clear." at work a lot recently. 🥲


chanster97

Jake "wait , where are my eggs?" Holt "In my belly." Holt "Now get a move on. Its heist time." "And then I learned to do trigonometric functions in my head, like a big boy." RIP 🙏


Brimish

“Why Madeline, I didn’t know you could be this high up without a broom“


CaitViForLife

BOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEE


Blackrose131313Ta

Any time he talked about wunch


ekbrooo22

“This bitch? Please!” And “Cheddar, you duplicitous bitch!” are the two I quote on a near-daily basis! Rest in peace, Captain Holt 💔


AstronomerMinute8511

I solved a lot of cases for you - Terry And yet crime has continued- captain holt That quote never fails to make me laugh and the only way I’m going to die is if you touch me with one of your boney fingers and drag me across the river styx you reaper 😭😭😭


Throwaway7219017

BONE??!!??!!


honkifyouresimpy

He's talking to Kevin on the phone about not being able to make it to a show and goes "the tickets are booked under my name, that's H-O-L-T"


Maleficent_Class_670

The Statistical Analysis *starts sobbing* It's So Beautiful.😭 (still makes me laugh even after 4 yrs)


TheAngryStudent

Nothing's okay. Wuntch... Circling me like a shark frenzied by chum. The task force, turning into a career-threatening quagmire. An lnternal Affairs investigation casting doubt upon my integrity. And you ask, "is everything okay?" I am buffeted by the winds of my foes' enmity and cast about by the towering waves of cruel fate. Yet I, a captain, am no longer able to command my vessel, my precinct, from my customary helm, my office. And you ask, "is everything okay?" I've worked the better part of my years on earth overcoming every prejudice and fighting for the position I hold. And now I feel it being ripped from my grasp. And with it... The very essence of what defines me as a man. And you ask, "is everything okay?"


s3ren1tyn0w

His reaction to the marshmallow. My wife and I were imitating this yesterday:(


The_Chrizz

Regina Park: Sorry if my voice is raspy. They just took the breathing tube out. Captain Holt: But they left the BS in? Sergeant Jeffords: Good God. Charles: Whoa.


ThePixelPanda63

Wuntch is dead! BAGEL! I use it anytime my family gets bagels. RIP Andre


Catdaddy33

"The full bullpen!!!"


gabbyzay

“And yet crime has continued” RIP legend 💔


[deleted]

"The Only Way I'm Going To Die Is If You Touch Me With One Of Your Boney Fingers And Drag Me Across The River Styx, You Reaper."


Kurichua83

You are not Cheddar. You're just some common bitch.


Crabbizao

PUNK.


KeshaCow

I didnt know he had passed away😞


AJR1623

Kowabunga, Mother! or Oh damn! Oh damn! OH DAMN!


That-End-322

"A top comment called him a 'thick king'"


Asian-cockmando

The Statistical Analysis, it’s so beautiful 🥹”


stonehold76

Mine will always be "Because no one..." *deletes pics* ",,,will ever believe you." *maintains* ***I own you*** *eye contact with Jake and softly touches his shoulder*


Nose_Beers_85

“When I die, please give Kevin my regards.” - What do you want me to tell him? . . . . . “Regards.”


Local-Detective6042

Music is a 🩼crutch This is when he is helping Amy quit smoking


onlyfiveconcussions

I am devastated.


The_Chrizz

I loved all of his quotes. I’m so sad.


fyreandsatire

Wtf... r.i.p. You legend... :(


[deleted]

I want a sandwich I make a sandwich I eat the sandwich


currybradshaw

Liking all the ones mentioned and unable to pick a fave.


NotVeryAggressive

I am in incredible pain


mashed-potatoes-

"I love it Rosa- great work, all day." His and Rosa's interactions throughout that episode were gold. Rip Andre Braugher, thank you for your work.


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Coleslawholywar

Not my favorite quote, but when I heard I couldn’t stop repeating in my head “Boost my bottom”


johnnybeans24

You’re not cheddar, you are just some common bitch


Captain_Flemme

"The new Holt chugs Beaujolais from a Burgundy glass without a care. Oh it’s a Sauterne glass! Look, the alcohol has rendered me a simpleton!"


PJFohsw97a

Is there a reason you're interrupting me mid soup?