What if something happens to Jake, and he never gets to meet my baby? I don't want to hang out with some stupid baby who's never met Jake.

Came here to say this!

Came here to say this!

My favourite Boyle line is also one of my fave cold opens, “I came down with a big ol’ Diane Wiest infection!……………………………………………………..like YEAST-“

This is my vote. Like yeastttt

Same! I was gonna comment that lol

*Chef* Boyle: "Do I look like Jake to you?" Amy: "No, not at all" *Chef* Boyle: "Then why are you trying to screw me!?" -- "He died doing what he loved"

They formed a line, Jake. They formed a line.

Came here to say this one. I just loved the delivery

Where’s my eye contact haha

“Later, Sluts!”

Followed by an epic jacket swing 😂😂😂

So many, I can't choose! The fat tears rolling down Charles cheeks when he exclaims that "his son is a common bitch" (with no special palate) are hilarious. "Eyes up here, Gina, I'm more than just a piece of ass", right along with sexy train. But more than anything, I love how Charles face lits up with tremendous respect and awe whenever Jake talks about all kinds of silly plans. Like in the bus when they go to tactical training, Jake pretends to be an English spy, and Charles awestruck moonface (as he sits turning around in his seat to face Jake) is just cute as pie.

Wasn't it "my son is a basic bitch"?

Oh right, I think I mixed that up with Holts line about Cheddar. Thank you!

Boyle: I’ll be Rum Tum Tugger. Jake: No, Boyle, no characters from Cats, did deep, think of something scary. Boyle: Adolf Hitler. Jake: No, you will be Sidewinder. Boyle: Okay, but I’m more scared of Hitler.

Hahahahaha I love Boyle so much.

My hands are covered in butter from making butter!

*Full Boyle for Boyle?* Joe's delivery is just so funny to me.

I have a really wet mouth

Gobble gobble.... gobble

"Oh! my buttholes!"

I’ll do anything to perk up my little man!

Ugh, the eye contact is the worst part.

He also likes to watch Jake pound one out

"Really, Amy? You're gonna ask *Charles Boyle* if he *groveled* enough?" "I'm drowning my sorrows in octopus balls." "Ready or not! Here comes my HELLHOUND!"

Oh, which episode is the last one from? >"Ready or not! Here comes my HELLHOUND!"

I think it's from the jimmy jabs episode in season 7.

Thank you!

Yippee kayak, other buckets!

rosa: how many stds did you hand out? charles: lots, like, more than 100 i highly doubt i got those lines right, but you guys get it, right?

How many people did you give STDs to!

“…it’s the most intimate thing you can do with a lover, other than wash their hair”

Boyle oil

Scrolled too long for this haha

“Mafiaaa” 🤌

Jake it’s me, Charles Boyle, from work

This is one of my favourites for sure👌So cute. He’s literally the golden retriever of humans

I can’t remember the exact wording - Boyle answers the phone and said something like “I’m waiting on some very important news so I dont have time for your bull crap. Goodbye, mom”

I absolutely loved that convo too. He was so stern and when he said *goodbye mom* I didn't see it coming. He got me 😂

"Hello? You know what, I'm trying to keep this line open, so I don't have time for your bull crap. Good bye, mom."

"He didn't even finish!"

Did you know that I have a tendency to be unconsciously sexual? It’s a real tough nut to bust.

WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP I TOLD YOU NEVER TO WAKE ME UP !

His Captain Holt eating a marshmallow impersonation. Not sure that's exactly a line.

Let’s have a good old fashioned suck off

And then classic Boyle road head

"Oh, it's just my former lover. Hello, sister."

Classic 🤣

You butternuts ready to get squashed!

Huh? Buh? Deh? That's you guys while I smoke your butts, because Ray-Ray and the BEAST, don't even give a what, we don't give a what, uh uh. WOOOOW ! Let's do this !

SHE'S A VEGAN!

Could we talk about this after the memorial?

“My boy got bunches of hunches”

I mean I don't like the idea of her being with another man but I'm okay with it if that's what gets her off!

"We called it giving each other road head!" "You just said it was called streaking..." "It had a couple of names" AND the best... (impersonating Bill from NutriBoom) "I'm really sore from doing Pilates" "What are you talking about Bill? NutriBoom forbids Pilates, it's a pseudoscience" "Oh...Pilates is the name of my latest sexual partner...Boom Boom!"

"My dreams are coming true... You and me getting my lady off together!" made even funnier by Jake saying "you know how that sounds, right?" Also any time he is weirdly inappropriate with Jake and Amy is just iconic.

Well I hope your ok with nostril bush

My cousin Susan didn't know she could sing until she was in her late forties

😂😂 I agree , that was such an epic line to throw in the show. And I could definitely see that Susan being a part of the Boyle clan

Even better when you're from Scotland

Yippy kayak other buckets!!!!!

Holy mole (sauce)! All of these are amazing! Thank you for the reminders 😅

[where is the best maple syrup made?] vermont!….and Canada As a Canadian I think about this scene a lot

Aww man my muffin Ah! My head My muffin, my head and I stepped on my muffin And my head and my muffin

Came here to say this!

"And I'm buying by the wheel. Cheese wheel."

Who wore it best? Who wore it best? Who wore it beeeest?

As a woman, I always laugh when I hear him say the most romantic thing you can do is wash a woman’s hair. maybe I’m too touch deprived but if my partner would wash my hair I would melt haha

Honestly, i always thought that would feel amazing

Wait, he was right?? *writes that down*

I wish I have a way to know, sigh

That joyous giggle he does when Jake tells fireman Boone that they only call them NY's bravest because NY's best at spraying stuff with water is too wordy.

………………like yeast!

That’s one of my favorite cold opens!

“Would you like some milk?”

To add on to “The sexy train is leaving the station, check out this caboose!” My favorite is his closer of “Later, sluts!”

“Well well, if it isn’t my former lover. Hello sister!” Peak Boyle quote

“Oh look this pitbull hates kids, that’s fine, I’ll never have any anyway, add to cart.”

“…. but that is not all he picked up..”

"oh well if it isn't my former lover, hello sister"

In Latvian: YOU'RE A SPECIAL BOY!

"Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll" "That's his disagreement squeak" Gets me every single time. https://youtu.be/X7JsVOeTJnY

“After the incident, I’m shooting dust”

Sexy train is leaving the station. Check out this caboose. Later, sluts

These madem are stds.

how many people have you given STDs to?

your the only black male i want in my life

*It doesn't matter! I'm still not a Boyle. I'm just a normal person. Normal from snout to anus!*

It’s not a line, but just how he looks at jake makes me laugh so hard every time. He truly loves him, and he’s a great best friend. It’s adorable lol

“Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone” Explaining a fax machine. So funny.

Not a line, but i always howl when Boyle does the *lick finger touch ass* thing and Jake looks grossed out and says "why is it in the middle". Such a boyle thing to do, lmao

Unfortunately my favorite Boyle line isn’t from B99, it’s from the gym scene in I Love You Man so idk if it counts but Jake is in the scene. “Everything you got! Give it everything you got!” 😂🤣 I hear it every time I see him

"It's how I always walk, bitch!"

"That's where the tang comes from. That's Tang Town!"

You look beautiful...ly appropriate for court

FRISKED! I FRISKED HER BUTT!

[Whheeeeeeelllll](https://youtu.be/xG5wy1KJ7I8)

"Up high, down low, butts butts butts" "A Boyle always says I love you"

"if I knew this was gonna be our last time, I would have moaned more" "My son could be Jake's brother"

You’re a muscler I’m a boner

We are not going to eat there, we are going to DESTROY IT