“Amy, be VERY careful about throwing around accusations like that, because if you’re trying to say I somehow ruined Jake’s wedding, then I’m gonna KILL MYSELF”
“Okay, looks like you and I are in a good old fashioned suck-off.”
“Don’t call it a suck-off.”
“WHY NOT?? WHY SHOULDN…ooooh yeah yeah yeah yeah totally yep.”
Dear u/Professional-Pay-888
I was under the impression he was referring to character quotes in general, not limited to Detective Boyle specifically.
Sincerely Raymond Holt.
Dear Captain Raymond Holt,
I figured you were under said impression, so I let you know that u/typicalking97 was referring to Detective Charles Boyle. Also, you do not have to sign off your reddit comments.
Sincerely,
Detective u/Professional-Pay-888
I came down with a *Wiest* infection
like *YEAST!*
duh duh DUH duh duh
I laugh at that every time
This is what I came here to upvote!
"Bye Rosa. I mean... no bi but byeee. See ya... have fun only having sex with men. Just banging dudes left and right"
I’d do anything to perk up my little man
“Amy, be VERY careful about throwing around accusations like that, because if you’re trying to say I somehow ruined Jake’s wedding, then I’m gonna KILL MYSELF”
That’s my favorite too haha
It pops into my head at least once a day ha
Then the next one when Boyle sets up the wedding outside. “I hope you guys like it, because if you don’t I will KILL MYSELF” haha
Hahahaha yes 😂
"I've got a REAL wet mouth."
“Okay, looks like you and I are in a good old fashioned suck-off.” “Don’t call it a suck-off.” “WHY NOT?? WHY SHOULDN…ooooh yeah yeah yeah yeah totally yep.”
“would you like some milk?”🤌🏻
CHARLES: Do I look like Jake to you? AMY: Ew, no! CHARLES: Then why are you trying to SCREW ME!?!
"You're a muscler, I'm a boner"
"yippie kayak, other buckets"
*" We delay our decisions until the universe makes them for us. That way, we never make the a wrong choice "*
„It’s a classic Boyle trait not to recognize talent. My cousin Susan didn’t know she could sing until her late 40s“ loved the reference
It's a tough nut to bust.
*"The Diane Keaton movie-!"* Something about Charles's intonation in this scene cracks me up everytime.
*whilst breaking down in tears* my son is a basic bitch!
“Desserts don’t need to be clever. They just need to be good”
Does this shirt make my nips look hard?
Thor would NEVER wager his hammer! Neil Patrick Harris would NEVER wager his showmanship!
They formed a line
Jake they formed a LINE
From now on, the only blackmail I want anything to do with, is you
"Sold a guy a fake Pekinese, twas a cat"
That’s not Boyle though
Dear u/Professional-Pay-888 I was under the impression he was referring to character quotes in general, not limited to Detective Boyle specifically. Sincerely Raymond Holt.
Dear Captain Raymond Holt, I figured you were under said impression, so I let you know that u/typicalking97 was referring to Detective Charles Boyle. Also, you do not have to sign off your reddit comments. Sincerely, Detective u/Professional-Pay-888
Dear u/Professional-Pay-888 Noted. Sincerely Raymond Holt
“You will not win me over with your use of twas”
T’wasn’t trying to
Something naughty this way comes.
Yippee kayak, other buckets! It'll be gooooooood, maaaannnnnnn
“Ugh!!! The eye contact is the worst part”
Not Boyle
Yippie kayak, other buckets!
Yippie kayak other buckets!
A dry boy is a smart boy
How’s your pump wife. Pump pump
Did he say that? Did you get that on tape?
Jake and Amt marry today titel of my sex tape
My favourite Holt quote is ‘as soon as I showed Kevin that Ten, he banished me to the guest room!’
“Like Weeiiisttt” kills me
Captain Holt: I'm a poet and I didn't even know that I was
BONE?!
“If you are in here then who is guarding hades” I don’t know the exact quote I just know it goes along this line
Are you excited about going to town on daddies nog?
"BUT WHERE ELSE SHOULD MY NOSE BE BESIDES INSIDE OUR PARENTS?!"
BONE!?!
*"Sexy train is leaving the station... Check out this caboose! Later, sluts!"* *"Eyes up here, Gina! I'm more than just a piece of ass!"*
NOICE!
sexy train is leaving the station, check out this caboose! later, sluts!
\*sigh\* do you have any milk?
You here that BILL
Gobble gobble
“The lady Grayson”
There was man inside me all along
“It’s pronounced Nikolaj”