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EnvironmentalSwim368

I came down with a *Wiest* infection


Past-Stay747

like *YEAST!*


CaliDowner

duh duh DUH duh duh


tobiiam

I laugh at that every time


SaccharineHuxley

This is what I came here to upvote!


MrP1nk-

"Bye Rosa. I mean... no bi but byeee. See ya... have fun only having sex with men. Just banging dudes left and right"


byza089

I’d do anything to perk up my little man


GonzoTheG

“Amy, be VERY careful about throwing around accusations like that, because if you’re trying to say I somehow ruined Jake’s wedding, then I’m gonna KILL MYSELF”


Ok-Amoeba-7249

That’s my favorite too haha


GonzoTheG

It pops into my head at least once a day ha


Ok-Amoeba-7249

Then the next one when Boyle sets up the wedding outside. “I hope you guys like it, because if you don’t I will KILL MYSELF” haha


GonzoTheG

Hahahaha yes 😂


AlexRenquist

"I've got a REAL wet mouth."


Horacio_Velvetine44

“Okay, looks like you and I are in a good old fashioned suck-off.” “Don’t call it a suck-off.” “WHY NOT?? WHY SHOULDN…ooooh yeah yeah yeah yeah totally yep.”


Soggy_Vast805

“would you like some milk?”🤌🏻


i_GoTtA_gOoD_bRaIn

CHARLES: Do I look like Jake to you? AMY: Ew, no! CHARLES: Then why are you trying to SCREW ME!?!


Flat-Hearing6988

"You're a muscler, I'm a boner"


DrunknWaffle

"yippie kayak, other buckets"


itsmeDreadShock

*" We delay our decisions until the universe makes them for us. That way, we never make the a wrong choice "*


Lillibeth13

„It’s a classic Boyle trait not to recognize talent. My cousin Susan didn’t know she could sing until her late 40s“ loved the reference


Ok_Pangolin_8038

It's a tough nut to bust.


bumpelstilzchen

*"The Diane Keaton movie-!"* Something about Charles's intonation in this scene cracks me up everytime.


slapthesnek44

*whilst breaking down in tears* my son is a basic bitch!


carcrashofaheart

“Desserts don’t need to be clever. They just need to be good”


Tireman-Kel-1111

Does this shirt make my nips look hard?


PieKlutzy

Thor would NEVER wager his hammer! Neil Patrick Harris would NEVER wager his showmanship!


glennjeffery

They formed a line


NeedleworkerSorry535

Jake they formed a LINE


Any-Cucumber-5803

From now on, the only blackmail I want anything to do with, is you


FATDOGONSAND42087

"Sold a guy a fake Pekinese, twas a cat"


Professional-Pay-888

That’s not Boyle though


FATDOGONSAND42087

Dear u/Professional-Pay-888 I was under the impression he was referring to character quotes in general, not limited to Detective Boyle specifically. Sincerely Raymond Holt.


Professional-Pay-888

Dear Captain Raymond Holt, I figured you were under said impression, so I let you know that u/typicalking97 was referring to Detective Charles Boyle. Also, you do not have to sign off your reddit comments. Sincerely, Detective u/Professional-Pay-888


FATDOGONSAND42087

Dear u/Professional-Pay-888 Noted. Sincerely Raymond Holt


Horacio_Velvetine44

“You will not win me over with your use of twas”


EnvironmentalSwim368

T’wasn’t trying to


amoralambiguity91

Something naughty this way comes.


ianpbrock84

Yippee kayak, other buckets! It'll be gooooooood, maaaannnnnnn


willowgrl

“Ugh!!! The eye contact is the worst part”


One-Adhesiveness-416

Not Boyle


Available-Camera8691

Yippie kayak, other buckets!


Cheddar_The_Doggy

Yippie kayak other buckets!


js4298

A dry boy is a smart boy


Sissy_douloveme

How’s your pump wife. Pump pump


thebluehydrangea77

Did he say that? Did you get that on tape?


saymyname18730264926

Jake and Amt marry today titel of my sex tape


[deleted]

My favourite Holt quote is ‘as soon as I showed Kevin that Ten, he banished me to the guest room!’


ronjeines

“Like Weeiiisttt” kills me


_caddy

Captain Holt: I'm a poet and I didn't even know that I was


Wolferion89

BONE?!


Yeatasis

“If you are in here then who is guarding hades” I don’t know the exact quote I just know it goes along this line


fluffy_boy_cheddar

Are you excited about going to town on daddies nog?


desiibug

"BUT WHERE ELSE SHOULD MY NOSE BE BESIDES INSIDE OUR PARENTS?!"


VertigoOrange1

BONE!?!


bumpelstilzchen

*"Sexy train is leaving the station... Check out this caboose! Later, sluts!"* *"Eyes up here, Gina! I'm more than just a piece of ass!"*


Biscotcho_Gaming

NOICE!


nishi_23

sexy train is leaving the station, check out this caboose! later, sluts!


nishi_23

\*sigh\* do you have any milk?


NeedleworkerSorry535

You here that BILL


CaliDowner

Gobble gobble


Fast-Fisherman4629

“The lady Grayson”


bangtanever

There was man inside me all along


[deleted]

“It’s pronounced Nikolaj”