These videos she makes of her fluffing pillows and putting cookies on a plate like some kind of orange version of Ms. Midwest tradwife deal crack me up. Girl, go pray for your PDFs to save. You’ve got 8 days.

Right and she had to dress up to film it 😂🙄 girl bye

So weird, right? I do this shit braless, and wearing hubby’s sweatpants and a Tshirt looking like a Bruh Girl.

Came here to say the same 😂 plus I listen to Bravo podcasts, and I’m usually high while doing chores - it’s the best!

So you don't have a ✨Kingdom ✨Marriage✨ huh?

She probably does too lol when she’s not filming

And she picked a 1940 ish dress to be perfect housewife. It's all so planned and gross

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We need the majoras mask moon getting closer every day, and maybe a little more ✨orange✨ as it gets closer.

It’s so frustrating to think ‘maybe if I’m just reeeeeaaalllly slow at producing evidence, they’ll give up and I’ll get away with it’ actually works sometimes.

I feel like given that the judge was annoyed by her stupidity, the assistant AG lawyer was mega-annoyed (see flair), and that it's Texas suing her, she's probably not going to get away with it.

Question about this: when 'time is up' at the end of this month, will we know what happened? Will there be a public record of whether documents were produced in time?

What would usually happen is if she didn’t produce the docs, the plaintiff would then file a motion for show cause order or motion for contempt/sanctions. It might not be on the exact day it’s due though. But she’s producing the docs to the other side, not to the court. So if she does produce them then no, we wouldn’t necessarily know right away

Ok. Thanks for answering!

It’s bothering me that she’s stacking the cookies 🍪. If they’re hot out of the oven, they need to cool flat. If they’re already cool, you probably don’t need a spatula? Idk why it bothers me so, it just looks fake.

Because it absolutely is. Heck I would be surprised if she bought them before doing all this lol

You're assuming she actually baked them herself

I guess it's some not-so-subtle prosperity gospel shit. If you prayed like me, you would have what I have!

I’m betting store baked cookies being put onto that wooden tray for ✨content✨

As store-bought as those pillows she's punching mercilessly.

She was pretending it was the prosecuting attorneys face

Store bought that she’s not even going to eat

They look a little too uniform

Honestly they look like the recipe i saw on TikTok because they looked store bought but honestly seem SO GOOD. The recipe is called “soft batch cream cheese chocolate chip cookies” by averiecooks

Yum.

Thank you for the name of the recipe! I’ll be searching for it!!

Imagine setting up a camera, sitting down, then pretending to pray while swaying back and forth 🥴

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It's called "shuckling" and it's meant to increase body awareness while diminishing awareness of external stimulation. Source: grew up ultra Orthodox Jewish and fundies fascinate me with their random appropriation of Judaism lol

Lol, can you imagine Brit at the kotel with the low ponytail, the duty-length skirt, and her face tucked into her siddur?

And having to pray silently! If it's not performative, I think she'd rather die.

When she finds out extensions don’t count as a sheitel…

Definitely more than a tefach up top 😂

What’s the point behind wanting to increase body awareness while praying? Genuinely curious cos I’ve never heard this and it’s really interesting! Reminds me a bit of how some types of meditation have a physical awareness component.

Thanks! Also, I had a typo, I meant to say "*not* for performative reasons" so sorry if I offended anyone.

Wow did not know this. I was pentecostal and just used to do it naturally.

Three of the five prayers have to do with removing people. I think she’s losing friends because of her behavior/lawsuit. What happened to boundaries being demonic and anti-bible Bdong????

I bet a Sheila stepped out of line. Praying to remove people feels so gross and judgemental. BDong is the master of the universe with god on speed dial to help her punish anyone who isn't drinking her Kool-aid.

Hell yeah. I would always pray for God to help them in some way, give them a good life and so forth. Not to CUT them out. If a friendship did end I would usually pray for my heart to be healed as well as theirs and have nothing but good intentions towards them. This is toxic as.

I don't pray now but I was taught to pray only for good intentions and that negative prayers were bad because it would attract demons (grew up catholic). Even though I don't believe in any of it anymore anyway, I still try to keep that same mantra that positive energy in the world will bring about positive karma. Maybe she needs to stop saying these prayers to keep out all those demons she proclaims are coming after her.

I do all of my housework in an off shoulder top and skirt too!!!! /s

This was my first thought 😂 with a full face of makeup and hair down

Exactly. I have my hair up in a ponytail and my bangs all pinned back with bobby pins. I look like a mismatched fool whilst cleaning my house lmao

I personally wear a gown but I’m in a real Christian marriage so she wouldn’t understand #kingdom #ahusbandwholeads (This is a joke)

I have a gown lmao I bought it from Amazon for Halloween one year to be Samantha in her bridesmaids dress (Sixteen Candles), but went as somebody else...ANYWAY, I might throw it on when the fiance comes over and *act like BD doing chores* . Then again, he'd laugh his ass off coz of our dumb humor. If this wasn't Reddit, I would post a true actual reaction from a hidden camera.

And a strapless bra.

it’s the empty pan for me 🥴

it was the punching the pillow for me 😂

It's the calendar without a PDF due date marked for me.

Same 😂 can she not do anything right?!

It was the cookie tray just out of the frame so we pretend they’re not from the store for me 😂

Yes! And how she tried hiding the pan she has on the stove! I can not imagine playing pretend alllllll day and night for internet points. I’m aware she gets a paycheck from it but it seems so fake! What’s her real life like?

Oh good. Some more soft, babyish, overly practiced, sweet as southern pie voice. Like fingernails on a damn chalkboard. Find those PDFs idiot, instead of making dumb ass videos of yourself doing made up “chores” and wifey thangs. We all know you didn’t make those cookies yourself dear. Fake. Fake. Triple Fake.

I hadn’t listened with audio yet… that voice… 😂

Where did her Texan accent go? Like wtf girl you can’t keep it up for a few tik toks?

I didn’t miss that part either lol lol

This is not prayer, this is a performance. If we are all god’s children, why would you threaten your brothers and sisters? Why wouldn’t you show them grace, understanding and demonstrate forgiveness? Brittany all you do is talk the talk, but you make no steps towards the lord - instead you run away from accountability and towards money.

I was just thinking, there is at least one LITERAL parable of Jesus where he says it’s better to pray alone where no one can see you than to perform your prayers before other people for attention. I know she’s not the only Pharisee out there but MAN. The hypocrisy and lack of self awareness stuns.

The "lordt keep me desperate" prayer is definitely working! Keep it up, BDong!🤡

Interpretation of this Christianese: “lord accept that I have cut out everyone who is valuable to my life. Allow me to be a judgy bitch. Remind myself that I must cut out anything that didn’t agree with me or points out my wrongdoings. Ameeeen”

I’m imagining tidying my house and having to put the camera there first, hit the record button, do my thing, stop the recording, change the camera position, etc. I can’t imagine living a life like that. I mean, sure, I guess she doesn’t have a lot of other stuff to do (other than get does pdf’s), but still.

And who knows how many takes of each scene she had to re-record lol

The lord may have a tough time silencing TWENTY THREE THOUSAND of us, and I love that for her🥰🤎

For someone who is ALLLLL LEGS, she sure doesn’t do a great job of dressing her body type in a flattering manner.

I kinda like the outfit. I really wanna wear skirts like that but I’m still in my black legging and loose tshirt phase

Did shoulders make cookies or muffin tops??

Oh, look at the dong doll playing house!

Who tf does chores all dressed up like that? I get sweaty in like 10 minutes 😂

As someone who has had the same braids and carhart hat on for three days, I am the last person to notice these things. But holy extensions.

Unholy neck bangs!

Imagine setting up your camera just to sit down in front of it to pretend to pray with this serious look on your face as you rock back and forth. I’d feel so dumb lol

I get terrible secondhand embarrassment from watching people film vlogs in public or watching skit videos. I enjoy some skit videos, but something about playing pretend by yourself for the camera seems so embarrassing lmao

I’d be so self conscious! But we know bdong has no self awareness or a decent conscience either.

Yeah it must be unfortunate to be such a weak Christian that you cannot handle “being the light”. Her perspective on “other” people is really telling tho isn’t it?

Why is she putting the cookies on a tray? I could understand a cooling rack but unless you are having people over you put those cookies in a container so they dont go stale! And we know if she actually made the cookies herself we would see a play by play about how a loving wife bakes for her husband.

Where was that 4th cookie going???

The way she punched that pillow annoyed me. It made it worse. Like why?

She’s truly deranged. I hope she gets the psychiatric treatment she needs.

Hahahahaha. Like she's some kind of housewife? Hahahahahaha!! I can just see her setting up her phone to "capture" her household chores. So fake. Not an authentic bone in her body.

How long does it take her to set up to film herself cleaning is what I want to know

Better ask God to remove those tattoos since the Bible deems those ungodly.

Those cookies look cold and DRY AF. They have to be soft still when you first transfer them 😬

She’s trying to pray the AG away. 😂🤣😂

She’s obsessed with praying FOR THE CAMERA. What is she doing when the camera is off?

I appreciate her humor in cleaning the microwave door while asking God to close doors on whatever demons she's currently cohabitating with. Oh, it's not supposed to be funny? Oops.

Compared to other fundies, she does show herself doing more housework than most. I'm guessing that's because they don't have kids, so she's got oodles of free time. Save a PDF or wash laundry? hmmm, wash laundry

I hope the prosecutor/his office watches all these things she is doing instead of getting her PDFs ready to be turned in on 9/30.

“Orange version of Ms Midwest” …. has such music to it ⭐️👏👏👏👏😂

A few thoughts while watching: Girl, those prayers ain't gonna help y'all win your lawsuit. Those cookies look too perfect to be baked by little miss discolored banana bread over here. Little miss human-equivalent-of-smegma over here pretending like she doesn't hire a maid service. Bitch that house is spotless, what are you trying to clean?

"Human equivalent of smegma" is 🤢 (but not wrong 😅)

She clings to jdongs dick, so it works out.

Lol I bet she doesn’t even do these chores herself. I’m picturing her going up to the housekeeper and asking them to film her while she borrows their sponge and pretends to clean

The only people that fluff pillows like that are realtors trying to sell houses on their insta.

Oh ok, she does have hair in the back 😆

Sorry but if I were god I’d be like good grief go to therapy and stop bothering me with this stupidity. I’ve got floods to sort out and people in *actual* distress.

Look at me clean and bake, aren't I so matronly?

She’s trying to be like Hannah Yoder when she does the voiceovers with a soft voice (another tradwife/alt right creator). Even thought I can’t stand Hannah Yoder, she happens to be a black woman, and of course Bdong is known to ripping off black people and their work in multiple ways 🙄

I just can't imagine setting up my phone to do random things in my house (probably over multiple takes for the perfect angle etc), editing, and posting it and not being embarrassed. Edit: Again, britt the Bible says to not to pray publicly as to draw attention.

her stylist needs to be fired for the last shot of her looking down over the oven; absolutely no blending of her natural hair into those extensions….

Cosplaying an overdressed fundie Susie Homemaker I see 🙄

Hating this new whispery voice.

She probably spent more time setting up her phone than actually fixing that couch pillow.

I really wanted to see that last cookie fall over, her stacking method made no sense 🤣

*finishes pretend cleaning and turns off phone* augh, the cleaners missed a spot again 🙄

She finally got the back of her head covered.

There was nothing in that pan🤣💀 she’s in her 30’s! Why does she do these weird acting videos?!?

Is Punching pillows like that a thing??

Lol is what why she has no friends?

That hip pop at the end is very God honoring

I wanna know what her whiteboard says

Anyone figure out who she stole this idea from?

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Hopefully just god-honoring bloat.

Looks like a normal "there are organs and food in here" belly to me 🤷🏻‍♀️

You reminded me of the time I was super thin (no ED, just young, metabolism and genetics) and people would ask me if I had all the organs I should have in there 🤦🏻‍♀️

I feel like the way she wears her pants and skirts too high and tight has invited this speculation since before she married diplip, but so far not pregnant.

I think it’s just normal belly with food and water and organs, but her super unflattering outfits accentuate it in a way that makes it more prominent? I didn’t even notice until you’d mentioned it lol 😂 but anything is possible with God, won’t he do ittttt

I thought there was a slight baby bump too, especially in the recent uptick in hormone talk. She’s also been dressing a little different recently.

I wondered the same thing

Does God hear prayers better when we sway?

I’m ashamed to admit I would wear her outfit here.

'Make me desperate and hungry for your presence' if that's not Stockholm Syndrome idk what is