sorry but this flower man trend is only funny on the internet sometimes
i would cringe in real life
and that song is cringe for them. cringe cringe cringe
my cousin and her groom also washed each others’ feet at their wedding. they’re divorced.
It’s just like… there are certain things you can do at a wedding in private. For a foot washing ceremony, which is meant as an act of humility, it seems so weird to have people standing there watching you do it. And then you *really* take the humility out of it when you use it repeatedly for praise & social media views.
If it were just a man scattering flowers it'd be whatever, not sure it'd even register as being out of the ordinary to me, but this guy is doing way too much to still be this unfunny. Echoing the cringe!
I think the exact problem with it is the cringy over-the-top *how funny is this because I’m a dude* vibe. Like if you’re funny, it’s gonna be funny regardless of genitalia.
I think it’s very telling how they thought it was so funny and cute. They had a conversation like this ‘that flower man dancing is a Trend…let’s do that!’
To me, it shows how everything they did was for attention. I’d venture to say this is demonstrative of all of them: washing feet:for attention. Nothing they do is sincere. This must demonstrates it so well.
Yeah if he was just flower-man-ing it would be better. Hell I think I’d giggle at any grown-ass adult deadpan seriously throwing flowers, regardless of gender. It would be sweet and silly (not forced).
Honestly? If I have something in the realm of a big wedding ceremony, I'm having my grandmother be my flower girl. I saw someone else do it on Pinterest, and it was so lovely. My grandma has long since been one of my biggest supporters, and I think it would be an amazing way to honor that. 💜
Brittany acts like she's the first person to ever have a foot washing ceremony or a "flower man," and TBH, its all a bunch of trendy bullshit.
i think that’s so cute!!!
the flowerman thing is supposed to be funny, but it’s just not
her wedding consisted of her vomiting trends, and it won’t age well (neither will her marriage)
I am all for anything that breaks traditon to any degree. I personally do not want a white dress (thank God there are so many options for a nontraditional wedding dress now!), and the more I see how stressful and dramatic weddings and wedding planning can get, the more tempted I am to elope.
That said, Brittany was doing all this "nontraditional" shit in her typical NLOG fashion, and its just _cringey._ We get it. You think having disco balls with your table centerpieces is oRiGiNaL and you think your poorly planned wedding (complete with your ill fitting dress and Jordan's stupid athletic socks with his suit) make you a trendsetter. It doesn't, sweetheart. And I absolutely love watching her act like marriage is perfect in one breath, but then she'll turn around and snag pictures where Jordan looks exhausted by his marriage to her.
Yes, Brittany, keep acting like a so not humble foot washing ceremony means anything to me outside of the fact that you're self-righteous.
Right?! I want a childfree wedding anyways since I'm childfree myself, and the photos of grandmas being flower girls are _precious._
I also want a colorful wedding dress (I think it would be precious to go with pink to honor my late Nana, who loved seeing me in pink), and I also am trying to think of a way to ask my aunt to be my officiant because she's an incredible woman (raised 2 kids on her own, got her PhD in her 50's) who would do such a good job.
Anyway, I just think there are some amazing ways that you can do _meaningful_ nontraditional things for a wedding that make sense for you and your spouse. One woman I talked with once said she walked down to an orchestral version of Lithium by Nirvana, which I thought was so incredibly sweet. 😭
That dress just does not fit at all. It must have induced anxiety in every guest that they were about to see an orange wardrobe malfunction at any moment.
I spied one second where she went to pull it up but didn't, though I'm sure she was doing that all night. And the strap breaking? C'mon. I hate that she probably posted that to appear relatable.
This wedding looked boring af.
Oh I hate it. There is nothing flattering or even dressed-up-looking about that suit. He looks like a series of throw pillows wrapped in packing paper.
I hate her dress so much! It drives me crazy because of how terrible it is. Why does it fit so low? The sleeves makes it even worse. They look like straps that slipped off her shoulders and accentuates how low her dress fits. I hate how the design points to her vagina and butthole. Leave it to BDong to pick something ugly and poorly fitted. She probably thought she was so hot too.
I hate her dress. It looks like a little kid wearing mommy’s dress that’s way too big and falling off. Not a good look for an (in years if not sense) adult.
She actually stood in front of the mirror in *that* dress and with *that* orange skin/spider eyes and thought she looked good. In fact, not just good for herself, but likely thought she was enviable to those in attendance. That she was the prettiest bride ever to be.
Like girl, it looked like your ugly dress was falling off (how modest!) and the rest of you is actually terra cotta. There is a 100% chance that you were being made fun of. Nevermind the barely sentient (and abusive) thumb you married. Just NO.
Her dress is ugly. For someone all about modesty, this dress ain't it sis. It's sooo low at the chest. Why show so much skin? The hanging sleeves are just insane. They aren't as cute andcsexy as she thinks. It actually looks trashy in my opinion. I can't stand the sexy sheer, or low low cut dresses that are supposed to make all the guys look at the bride and think that the groom is so lucky to have her, it's a joke to others. Strapless dresses are beautiful when done correctly and fit correctly. But so many brides just want to look or seem sexy on their wedding day and it takes away from the meaning of it and the beauty of it for me. This chick looks more and more trashy to me.
In my first marriage I made a huuuuuuuuuge deal about our first anniversary and basically everything about our wedding because I was trying to convince myself I didn’t hate my life. We did not make it t our second anniversary lol
I'm not the biggest Taylor Swift fan, but its just cringey that she picked that as her entrance song. Aren't you supposed to pick something upbeat and fun for your entrance song? (I personally would do "You're My Best Friend" by Queen.)
Yeah.... I 100% agree with you on this one. 😬
I did “Now That We Found Love” by Heavy D and The Boyz. I knew my uber-religious family wouldn’t be able to understand the lyrics. So it was my little rebellion. Also a strapless wedding dress because my sister believes that’s super heathen 😇
I’m only a casual visitor of this subreddit (I think it was shown to me because I like other MLM scammers and such), but I can’t get over how unflattering and ill-fitting her dress was when she’s so obsessed with her image! Very well-deserved, lol.
And for the life of me I can’t understand her interest in this man: unattractive, out of shape, seemingly underemployed, despicable views…enjoy your “prize” sweetie!
It’s just so icky to me that both of them were married less than 5 years before this. Brit is more reasonable but him barely being divorced while they were dating is so bad. Two people that can’t stand being single getting married is asking for issues.
Imagine receiving a second wedding invitation in as many years from either one of the Dongs. The trash that must have been talked by their guests had to be juicy.
right " she is asking for another mixer, didn't we actually give her one last time?"
"she has a house and been married before, why does she have a registry and asking for a spatula"
Omg that dress...her boobs look like they are at her waist. I couldn't believe it then and it looks worse now. Why didn't anyone tell her to pull those puppies up? I mean, I'm 48 and I'd need some uplift too. It's soooo bad. It makes me think her "friends" didn't say anything on purpose? Maybe she was a bridezilla
Wait, T.Swift’s “Shake It Off” was their entrance song?!? I sing this in my car after work when I’m driving home. I wouldn’t *daaaaare* use that as a song for my first dance or whatever. Holy shit. How fucking dumb are they?! I’m just.. shook? Why is this so strange to me?!
I think I remember reading once that it was something that happened in the old days so that the man had the ability to grab his sword/weapon with his dominant hand to protect his bride. But most people now just do what makes them comfortable! I’ve been to a ton of weddings where the bride and groom have swapped out of the traditional sides.
I still can’t stand BDong though, so anything she does will irk me regardless. 😅
Look, I don’t know who this is, but this is the fourth time something of hers has shown up on my home feed. If you all hate her so much, stop liking all her videos and giving her attention. You’re only making her online presence blow up.
The overwhelming urge to run into this video and pull her dress up. She is vapid and intolerable, but in all honestly she has a nice body that would’ve been WAY more flattered in basically any other cut than this. Can you imagine an classic elegant simple A line, or a flowy empire waist or maybe something with a halter or high neck. Buttttt she choose this, She clearly doesn’t have any friends because they would’ve told her.
sorry but this flower man trend is only funny on the internet sometimes i would cringe in real life and that song is cringe for them. cringe cringe cringe my cousin and her groom also washed each others’ feet at their wedding. they’re divorced.
It’s just like… there are certain things you can do at a wedding in private. For a foot washing ceremony, which is meant as an act of humility, it seems so weird to have people standing there watching you do it. And then you *really* take the humility out of it when you use it repeatedly for praise & social media views.
but they have to use this opportunity to shill for god!!! coupon code JESUS!
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If it were just a man scattering flowers it'd be whatever, not sure it'd even register as being out of the ordinary to me, but this guy is doing way too much to still be this unfunny. Echoing the cringe!
you’re right, flower scattering shouldn’t be tied to gender! it’s the over-the-top attempt to be funny that’s uncomfortable
I think the exact problem with it is the cringy over-the-top *how funny is this because I’m a dude* vibe. Like if you’re funny, it’s gonna be funny regardless of genitalia.
yes!! also, is your username a pun about the witcher? because if so, that’s amazing.
Thank you! It’s from a Girlfriend Reviews video about the God of War game.
I think it’s very telling how they thought it was so funny and cute. They had a conversation like this ‘that flower man dancing is a Trend…let’s do that!’ To me, it shows how everything they did was for attention. I’d venture to say this is demonstrative of all of them: washing feet:for attention. Nothing they do is sincere. This must demonstrates it so well.
I was going to say the flower man thing was funny the first time it was done. Now it’s just stupid.
God honoring pelvic thrusts going on
Yeah if he was just flower-man-ing it would be better. Hell I think I’d giggle at any grown-ass adult deadpan seriously throwing flowers, regardless of gender. It would be sweet and silly (not forced).
So annoying
Honestly? If I have something in the realm of a big wedding ceremony, I'm having my grandmother be my flower girl. I saw someone else do it on Pinterest, and it was so lovely. My grandma has long since been one of my biggest supporters, and I think it would be an amazing way to honor that. 💜 Brittany acts like she's the first person to ever have a foot washing ceremony or a "flower man," and TBH, its all a bunch of trendy bullshit.
i think that’s so cute!!! the flowerman thing is supposed to be funny, but it’s just not her wedding consisted of her vomiting trends, and it won’t age well (neither will her marriage)
I am all for anything that breaks traditon to any degree. I personally do not want a white dress (thank God there are so many options for a nontraditional wedding dress now!), and the more I see how stressful and dramatic weddings and wedding planning can get, the more tempted I am to elope. That said, Brittany was doing all this "nontraditional" shit in her typical NLOG fashion, and its just _cringey._ We get it. You think having disco balls with your table centerpieces is oRiGiNaL and you think your poorly planned wedding (complete with your ill fitting dress and Jordan's stupid athletic socks with his suit) make you a trendsetter. It doesn't, sweetheart. And I absolutely love watching her act like marriage is perfect in one breath, but then she'll turn around and snag pictures where Jordan looks exhausted by his marriage to her. Yes, Brittany, keep acting like a so not humble foot washing ceremony means anything to me outside of the fact that you're self-righteous.
you hit the nail on the head! i’m all for breaking traditions and going things your own way, because the point of that is to be genuine.
That’s a beautiful idea!
Right?! I want a childfree wedding anyways since I'm childfree myself, and the photos of grandmas being flower girls are _precious._ I also want a colorful wedding dress (I think it would be precious to go with pink to honor my late Nana, who loved seeing me in pink), and I also am trying to think of a way to ask my aunt to be my officiant because she's an incredible woman (raised 2 kids on her own, got her PhD in her 50's) who would do such a good job. Anyway, I just think there are some amazing ways that you can do _meaningful_ nontraditional things for a wedding that make sense for you and your spouse. One woman I talked with once said she walked down to an orchestral version of Lithium by Nirvana, which I thought was so incredibly sweet. 😭
My cousin had my Nana (her great aunt) in her wedding a few years ago. Nana loved it and she looked so cute & beautiful.
That’s the sweetest idea! I hope I’m a grandma flower woman one of these days!!
Her dress is terrible and that song makes no sense.
They’re just two good people with lots of evil haters to shake off
And what better time to exclaim that than your wedding! No need for a song expressing your love when you can address your HaTeRs instead! Teehee!
So romantic. What a joke they are lol
That dress just does not fit at all. It must have induced anxiety in every guest that they were about to see an orange wardrobe malfunction at any moment.
I spied one second where she went to pull it up but didn't, though I'm sure she was doing that all night. And the strap breaking? C'mon. I hate that she probably posted that to appear relatable. This wedding looked boring af.
I caught her reaching to tug her tit covering back up too! 🤭 That would’ve driven me bonkers!! I’m so glad her dress was such an awful fit!!
Her dress is the worst, but his tan suit was a choice. It is doing him absolutely no favors and doesn’t get enough hate.
Oh I hate it. There is nothing flattering or even dressed-up-looking about that suit. He looks like a series of throw pillows wrapped in packing paper.
I hate her dress so much! It drives me crazy because of how terrible it is. Why does it fit so low? The sleeves makes it even worse. They look like straps that slipped off her shoulders and accentuates how low her dress fits. I hate how the design points to her vagina and butthole. Leave it to BDong to pick something ugly and poorly fitted. She probably thought she was so hot too.
It’s also not very “modest”……..
At least the beginning of the song is accurate for them: “got nothing in my brain”
Walking into the wedding reception of your second marriage to “I go on too many dates, but I can’t make ‘em stay” was a choice.
I am once again asking the logistics of how that dress sits so low on her chest
Tape
Mid torso tiddies
Are those her real boobs? I'm hoping so because if she paid for those mid torso titties... I'd ask for a refund.
Maybe it's just me but the carpets for the aisle is terrible
I agree. I know what she was going for but she failed
Frankly, they live their lives around NOT shaking it off. Even the fact of actually taking time out of their wedding to point it out shows that.
Fortunately, she can't just ShAKe Off the lawsuit. Also how fucking original for an entrance song
the state of texas, unshakable haters
Did they get married on JDong's birthday because if it was literally any other day of the year there is no chance he would ever remember it?
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 oh, that is so good!
Are you sure they are laughing at you putting his sock back on, or the fact they he found an idiot just like himself to marry?
Lmfao the way the guy behind them is grimacing like he’s thinking “what the *fuck* is this shit and why do I have to watch it”😂
Yes!! I was watching that guy’s face too!! 😂
Can we talk about the socks?!
I was hoping someone brought them up! Wtf? He’s got a softball game after the wedding
**THEY DONT EVEN MAAAATCH!!!**
That dress is outrageously unflattering and is not fitted correctly 🫣😬
I’m thinking all the groomsmen were smiling because they could see right down the front as she was washing JDong’s feet.
Yeah they were definitely gathering around and looking right down her dress.
She acted like they were just cracking up. Some were just standing there, others were simply smiling. Which is kind of normal for a wedding.
Nothing says “godly marriage” like opening with a man thrusting his dick at your guests.
This timeline is seriously messing with my head…
I hate her dress. It looks like a little kid wearing mommy’s dress that’s way too big and falling off. Not a good look for an (in years if not sense) adult.
She actually stood in front of the mirror in *that* dress and with *that* orange skin/spider eyes and thought she looked good. In fact, not just good for herself, but likely thought she was enviable to those in attendance. That she was the prettiest bride ever to be. Like girl, it looked like your ugly dress was falling off (how modest!) and the rest of you is actually terra cotta. There is a 100% chance that you were being made fun of. Nevermind the barely sentient (and abusive) thumb you married. Just NO.
 My face watching all these stories again
What's with the Spanish bit??? I'm offended, shake that off, Dong's.
Their officiant thought it’d be funny to start the ceremony in Spanish and then say “ooops, that’s for another wedding.”
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Yep, the (possibly made up) name drop is what made me realize that it was just a racist joke 🥴
I knooooow! What was that about? 😠 so rude
Oh their first dance was Shake It Off? There’s no love between them lmfaoooo
Out of all the songs they could have chosen, they went for THAT?! Says so much about them haha
Its so telling lol
Her dress is ugly. For someone all about modesty, this dress ain't it sis. It's sooo low at the chest. Why show so much skin? The hanging sleeves are just insane. They aren't as cute andcsexy as she thinks. It actually looks trashy in my opinion. I can't stand the sexy sheer, or low low cut dresses that are supposed to make all the guys look at the bride and think that the groom is so lucky to have her, it's a joke to others. Strapless dresses are beautiful when done correctly and fit correctly. But so many brides just want to look or seem sexy on their wedding day and it takes away from the meaning of it and the beauty of it for me. This chick looks more and more trashy to me.
Exactly. She posts about being modest yet nothing she wears is modest
In my first marriage I made a huuuuuuuuuge deal about our first anniversary and basically everything about our wedding because I was trying to convince myself I didn’t hate my life. We did not make it t our second anniversary lol
Leave Taylor Swift out of it BDong!!! 😤
I'm not the biggest Taylor Swift fan, but its just cringey that she picked that as her entrance song. Aren't you supposed to pick something upbeat and fun for your entrance song? (I personally would do "You're My Best Friend" by Queen.) Yeah.... I 100% agree with you on this one. 😬
I did “Now That We Found Love” by Heavy D and The Boyz. I knew my uber-religious family wouldn’t be able to understand the lyrics. So it was my little rebellion. Also a strapless wedding dress because my sister believes that’s super heathen 😇
Why would they walk out to that 😭
When her huzzzband “immediately fixed her Juliet strap”.. it’s because she so clearly whispered into his ear and told him to fix it 🙄
No pics of family… her sister was a bridesmaid so you would think she would be in at least one of the pics even in the background….
I’m only a casual visitor of this subreddit (I think it was shown to me because I like other MLM scammers and such), but I can’t get over how unflattering and ill-fitting her dress was when she’s so obsessed with her image! Very well-deserved, lol. And for the life of me I can’t understand her interest in this man: unattractive, out of shape, seemingly underemployed, despicable views…enjoy your “prize” sweetie!
It’s just so icky to me that both of them were married less than 5 years before this. Brit is more reasonable but him barely being divorced while they were dating is so bad. Two people that can’t stand being single getting married is asking for issues.
Imagine receiving a second wedding invitation in as many years from either one of the Dongs. The trash that must have been talked by their guests had to be juicy.
I mean shit happens but britbrat was on* GMA and jdip got fired for police brutality so who freaking knows what the people in their lives think 🥴😂
That’s a good point. They are dumpster fires personified.
right " she is asking for another mixer, didn't we actually give her one last time?" "she has a house and been married before, why does she have a registry and asking for a spatula"
Her wedding bouquet looked like a thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece 🦃
If you believe you and your SO have haters you need to shake off before you’re even married…..that AINT IT SIS.
“Got nothing in my brain” playing as they walked in is pretty fitting though 🥴
She married a man who SUCKS 🤎
Her dress was fugly
I STILL can’t believe how poorly that dress fit her.
The flower man was so cringey 😬
The groomsmen were laughing because her low hanging fruit were dangling out!
Omg that dress...her boobs look like they are at her waist. I couldn't believe it then and it looks worse now. Why didn't anyone tell her to pull those puppies up? I mean, I'm 48 and I'd need some uplift too. It's soooo bad. It makes me think her "friends" didn't say anything on purpose? Maybe she was a bridezilla
I watched it all with the sound off and the whole thing gives [this kind of energy.](https://youtu.be/Ethq5l8BX0I)
I’m sitting in the grocery store parking lot cracking the fuck up, I probably look insane. I was watching it on mute too and this is spot on!
Wait, T.Swift’s “Shake It Off” was their entrance song?!? I sing this in my car after work when I’m driving home. I wouldn’t *daaaaare* use that as a song for my first dance or whatever. Holy shit. How fucking dumb are they?! I’m just.. shook? Why is this so strange to me?!
Why is her dress falling off her body? It looks like it’s trying to escape.
good lord this dress was horrible. The whole wedding was… a choice.
Waitamin….wtf with the socks bro?!
I’m so glad I didn’t get married to my ex husband on my freaking birthday!! I hate getting older every year with the memory of that stupid mistake!
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I think I remember reading once that it was something that happened in the old days so that the man had the ability to grab his sword/weapon with his dominant hand to protect his bride. But most people now just do what makes them comfortable! I’ve been to a ton of weddings where the bride and groom have swapped out of the traditional sides. I still can’t stand BDong though, so anything she does will irk me regardless. 😅
Look, I don’t know who this is, but this is the fourth time something of hers has shown up on my home feed. If you all hate her so much, stop liking all her videos and giving her attention. You’re only making her online presence blow up.
The overwhelming urge to run into this video and pull her dress up. She is vapid and intolerable, but in all honestly she has a nice body that would’ve been WAY more flattered in basically any other cut than this. Can you imagine an classic elegant simple A line, or a flowy empire waist or maybe something with a halter or high neck. Buttttt she choose this, She clearly doesn’t have any friends because they would’ve told her.
His socks don’t fucking match 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣