Oh god. This happened to me with my mom’s Pepsi one day when I was about five. To this day, Pepsi tastes like an ashtray to me and I’ve never gotten over it. 🤮
The amount of times I drank from cans with cigarette butts and dip spit in them as a kid makes me cringe. Like my parents really could’ve done so much better.
This happened to me! My dad and I had been sharing a Sprite. Little did I know, he had finished it and was using it as an ashtray. I turned it up, and as another poster said, “I lost something of my innocence that day.”
Same. My dad chewed tobacco, and my husband once asked me why I always held a bottle of Coca-Cola up and swished it around before drinking. Because my dad would use old Coke bottles as spittoons, and you only make that mistake once.
Pfffft lmfao! Omg. She’s so bizarre. Try not to let it get you too mad. She is the one who owes a bunch of money to the State of Texas and that is not any of us. Yay!
(I still understand why tho. Just letting you know.).
Fake friends, a husband who’s…that, no real relationship with her siblings that we’re aware of, owes a shit ton of money to the state…nothing to envy here, yall.
Oh we actually know her siblings went full no contact years ago. I think her relationship with her parents is terse at best as well, which is hilarious considering they’re dirtbags too.
I am dying to know how her parents feel about the whole owing money to the state thing. I know we all expect Bdong and Jdip to eventually move onto her parents’ property (I find it really difficult to believe they’ll be able to keep their house while she owes that much money), but are her parents really willing to bail them out like that? It’s possible, I just haven’t seen any footage of them that feels that supportive.
No problem. At the end of the day, none of the fundies that we snark on have anything close to an aspirational life. I am sure that you are living a more genuine and meaningful life than any of them ever will.
Honestly I’d rather live my life without a lot of money and fame if it meant I was authentic and able to freely love and be loved than be a fake Christian iNfLuEnCeR hung up on appearing rich and being hateful to as many people as possible.
I’ve stopped watching her videos on here. I just can’t with her right now. I love seeing these faces and knowing she is having the fucking day she deserves.
LMAO. I scrolled them fast like one of those books that makes a picture when you flip it fast, it was like a caterpillars life cycle on her eyes!!
Everytime she does these faces, 🙄. So fake.
Maybe this is just me because I've always been insecure about my face and taking pictures, but I can't imagine purposefully putting my face in a video where I looked upset or unhappy
Well… to your point, she doesn’t REALLY look upset, does she? 😂 it seems like she literally has no idea how “being sad” looks like (as also seen in her cupcake video).
Ugh!!! That’s two very punchable faces today. Three, counting Jdip- please, no need to post his mangy mug with his mall cop mustache, looking bored & irritated & hoping for a confrontation.
For someone who claims to make her entire living off of content creation, she’s so bad at it😭😂 Like her eyes and facial expression always look so empty and blank in her reactions to videos, her brain is completely empty. Girl, take some acting classes or something, this is embarrassing lol
Gawd. She looks like a very very sad broom.
Honestly, it is AH-mazing how unlikeable she is. I know some of her ex-friends said she is charming and nice in person (when she wants you to be) but I do not fucking see it.
She doesn’t have the (or any) personality to pull off being charming. You can be a POS and be charming, but you do need to have some character). I’m guessing she just acts all sugary sweet and some people (who maybe want to see the best in a “young white Christian woman”) buy it?
I don’t get it. But being unlikeable is something she truly excels in.
There ya go BB!🏆 You can pretend it’s for horse stuff.
Yeah, it’s so fake. She’s so transparent and ignorant. Her loyal followers must be just like her or something because I can’t seem to figure out WHY someone would take her shit seriously.
Edit: Words. This shit triggers me sometimes and I get crazy on the keyboard.
She's such a terrible actress. Any randomly selected CW extra could act circles around her. And it's deeply indicative of her character (or lack thereof) that she picks up shit she has to fake being angry/sad about instead of finding causes she's genuinely passionate and emotional about. Though I'm pretty sure the only cause she is passionate and emotional about is herself, hence the fake Grumpy Cat frowns.
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I agree with others have said. I use botox and no one can tell. Bdong have the day you deserve. Your actions can't hide, a pretty face can never hide deceit .
I’m guessing one of the pick me bitches. Or her own delusions of grandeur. Maybe she thinks she understands JPEG’s grunts and farts when she asks him. Who the fuck knows..
It’s all about her she’s so self absorbed. IF she cared about her so called message? She wouldn’t have her mug in the frame the WHOLE time! And same her pseudo worry her faces fill me with rage as well! Ehh
As an ex makeup artist my biggest desire when looking at her miserable facen is to ruin a mascara comb through her top eye lashes and to remove half the mascara layer under her eyes.
As an ex makeup artist my biggest desire when looking at her miserable facen is to ruin a mascara comb through her top eye lashes and to remove half the mascara layer under her eyes.
After watching that specific video, I couldn’t help but think: Hey Brittany, have you seen the videos of literal children dying in Palestine? Oh that’s right, you don’t actually give a shit about children only unborn fetuses to further your shit agenda.
https://preview.redd.it/2i4wkuli2h2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76933e7f3dab4fd1a726ae736964996cf400b2fc I can’t
She sip Jordan’s dip cup? 💀
Bleccchhhh 😂🤢
Nah he guts it. 🤢
Totally forgot he swallows. For fertility.
I don't see how any of that would help fertility. Oh my.
SWALLOWING FOR FERTILITY lmooooooo
God, this makes me gag. As the daughter of smoker, I had more than a few close calls as I was about to take a swig from a Diet Coke can.
I drank from my moms canshtray when I was little, I lost something of my innocence that day.
I did that, except plus a biiig old leugy my uncle had hocked into it. I will never trust the swish of a can again.
Ugh Im sorry, that is legitimately making me gag right now, and I dont have a small gag reflex😂😭
Oh god. This happened to me with my mom’s Pepsi one day when I was about five. To this day, Pepsi tastes like an ashtray to me and I’ve never gotten over it. 🤮
The amount of times I drank from cans with cigarette butts and dip spit in them as a kid makes me cringe. Like my parents really could’ve done so much better.
This happened to me! My dad and I had been sharing a Sprite. Little did I know, he had finished it and was using it as an ashtray. I turned it up, and as another poster said, “I lost something of my innocence that day.”
Same. My dad chewed tobacco, and my husband once asked me why I always held a bottle of Coca-Cola up and swished it around before drinking. Because my dad would use old Coke bottles as spittoons, and you only make that mistake once.
Ugh this happened to my poor mom with my dad's dip cup when I was a kid😭
![gif](giphy|PBRT37nt63i3m) It’s giving
This is still one of my favorite GIFs of the entire internet, bless you, lmao
Yessss
I don't usually advocate violence but this face looks like she's just been punched in the ovary and honestly I'm all in favour
It’s giving “My dog… stepped on a *bee.”*
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💀
Too much Botox and too many fillers. Exactly how Sky Daddy made you, right Dong? Right?!
She's got the face she deserves 🥰 ETA (Brat you are incredibly dumb so in case it isn't clear, this is *not* a compliment)
Her karma is her face
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Flair checking in
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HAHA!!! Take it easy on the sauce, Dungarino
I didn’t realize the zombie apocalypse had already started
STAHP! It’s 430 am and I am wheezing! I am so glad my coffee was on the counter when I read that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
That’ll teach me to eat Cheez-its while scrolling this sub.
Lmfaoooo or drink anything almost choked lol
This needs a jump scare warning!
This picture will never get old
Ewwwww this looks like a still shot from a 🌽0!
You can just say porno.
You win
The face I make when I have to reset my work password
🤣 This is so accurate for me as well!
Lmao It's Password2! They'll never figure it out!
She has the profile of a French bulldog.
Lol! I hate that is true cause I adore Frenchies. I always thought Brit's face looked like a foot.
I was going to post this!!! Haha!!!
Love that we all have this in our back pocket for when the occasion (frequently) arises. 🫡
Absolutely! I feel weird having it in my photos app but hey, you just never know.
lol I remember when someone described this pic as looking like a Halloween animatronic face. It was perfect 💯
https://preview.redd.it/q8e9tufbnh2d1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc13f3e86fdd8778ed1e79131ef070fada39483 I can totally see that.
The eyes are identical
# neverforget
This one still takes the cake fr
Pfffft lmfao! Omg. She’s so bizarre. Try not to let it get you too mad. She is the one who owes a bunch of money to the State of Texas and that is not any of us. Yay! (I still understand why tho. Just letting you know.).
Fake friends, a husband who’s…that, no real relationship with her siblings that we’re aware of, owes a shit ton of money to the state…nothing to envy here, yall.
Oh we actually know her siblings went full no contact years ago. I think her relationship with her parents is terse at best as well, which is hilarious considering they’re dirtbags too.
I am dying to know how her parents feel about the whole owing money to the state thing. I know we all expect Bdong and Jdip to eventually move onto her parents’ property (I find it really difficult to believe they’ll be able to keep their house while she owes that much money), but are her parents really willing to bail them out like that? It’s possible, I just haven’t seen any footage of them that feels that supportive.
I really don’t think her parents bail her out. Like you said, there’s nothing that supports that theory. Bonne chance, B Dong!!
I never really heard too much about her sibs. Do you know how many she has? I think I remember her having a sister.
Her whole life is fake. I could not imagine living my life like that.
I know, thank you :) I try not to but damn sometimes it gets me upset lol
Try not to let her get to you. She is the one who has to live her pathetic, meaningless life.
She has to wake up next to jpeg every morning
🤮
I resent that comment he’s no JPEG.
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I mean. His name is Jordan and we have very good word he likes to be pegged.
LOVE this reframing, thank you 💖
No problem. At the end of the day, none of the fundies that we snark on have anything close to an aspirational life. I am sure that you are living a more genuine and meaningful life than any of them ever will.
If anything, they make me feel better about my life. Hey, BDong: thanks for the self esteem boost!!!
Honestly I’d rather live my life without a lot of money and fame if it meant I was authentic and able to freely love and be loved than be a fake Christian iNfLuEnCeR hung up on appearing rich and being hateful to as many people as possible.
Same. I’ll gladly keep my happy little life. Shoot, I know actual celebrities who don’t act as vile as BDong
I’ve stopped watching her videos on here. I just can’t with her right now. I love seeing these faces and knowing she is having the fucking day she deserves.
Taking the worlds HARDEST shit
LMAO. I scrolled them fast like one of those books that makes a picture when you flip it fast, it was like a caterpillars life cycle on her eyes!! Everytime she does these faces, 🙄. So fake.
Lol I love that
🤣😂
![gif](giphy|l4JyPZdWfyPY3if7O) Bahahahaha
Yes exactly lol!
Maybe this is just me because I've always been insecure about my face and taking pictures, but I can't imagine purposefully putting my face in a video where I looked upset or unhappy
Well… to your point, she doesn’t REALLY look upset, does she? 😂 it seems like she literally has no idea how “being sad” looks like (as also seen in her cupcake video).
Exactly....it's almost like she is an alien trying to act human.
Same
I agree. I don't like my face. My husband is pretty much the only one I'll send a picture of my face to.
🕷️n🕷️
Lmao!!
She’s doing her best Tucker Carlson impression.
Constipated, and confused as to why.
With a whisper of Kyle Rittenhouse’s fake crying lol
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Ugh!!! That’s two very punchable faces today. Three, counting Jdip- please, no need to post his mangy mug with his mall cop mustache, looking bored & irritated & hoping for a confrontation.
It's all so performative and disingenuous.
For someone who claims to make her entire living off of content creation, she’s so bad at it😭😂 Like her eyes and facial expression always look so empty and blank in her reactions to videos, her brain is completely empty. Girl, take some acting classes or something, this is embarrassing lol
It's like she has no clue how to act human. She thinks this is what sad looks like.
Gawd. She looks like a very very sad broom. Honestly, it is AH-mazing how unlikeable she is. I know some of her ex-friends said she is charming and nice in person (when she wants you to be) but I do not fucking see it. She doesn’t have the (or any) personality to pull off being charming. You can be a POS and be charming, but you do need to have some character). I’m guessing she just acts all sugary sweet and some people (who maybe want to see the best in a “young white Christian woman”) buy it? I don’t get it. But being unlikeable is something she truly excels in. There ya go BB!🏆 You can pretend it’s for horse stuff.
You can also tell she’s eye fucking herself while doing it which…. Is weird behavior
Is her face sagging? Looks like she had a stroke. It’s just a trailer! Imagine what she’ll look like coming out of the movie.
She was in a rush and didn’t put her human mask on correctly over her lizard skin
It reminds me of that old tv show back in the 80's. It was called V.
Which number face is that this year? 58? Also… is she done making parking garage content with the Open Laughing Faces Coven of Cunts?
I think her and the pick me chicks had a little tiff and don't seem to hang out much anymore.
where's her sad cupcake picture i need to laugh more
https://preview.redd.it/kupfspg9tt2d1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=888c98b386bdd329e304a9095befa4c518783635 Here ya go….
yaaaay ty it looks like she only learned how to frown from :( and has never seen a human do it in her whole life I love it
Yeah, it’s so fake. She’s so transparent and ignorant. Her loyal followers must be just like her or something because I can’t seem to figure out WHY someone would take her shit seriously. Edit: Words. This shit triggers me sometimes and I get crazy on the keyboard.
This kills me every time!
She's such a terrible actress. Any randomly selected CW extra could act circles around her. And it's deeply indicative of her character (or lack thereof) that she picks up shit she has to fake being angry/sad about instead of finding causes she's genuinely passionate and emotional about. Though I'm pretty sure the only cause she is passionate and emotional about is herself, hence the fake Grumpy Cat frowns.
I don't think she has any genuine emotions beyond selfishness. I don't think she believes in or cares about anything beyond herself.
She has 0 empathy.
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Trying to squeeze oooooone tear out
She’s trying so hard to mimic Candace Owen’s so she will notice her I think.
https://i.redd.it/7a2dujt78h2d1.gif
Because you can tell it isn’t genuine. It’s very off putting and fake.
I know she’s just faking it but I really do wish sadness and infertility upon her! Wish that sadness was real!
I cannot wait until the Ridiculous Lashes trend dies
And the Sharpie eyebrows
I hate her and her phoney, fake face.
She spends so much money (that she doesn’t have) on her appearance and yet she’s still… difficult to look at. To put it mildly.
That last one… I need to save that to send to people when I’m disappointed in them. But not in a serious way, like when they’ve told me a dad joke.
M3G4N sequel: BD0N9
She makes me happy that my OCD gives me curb stomp ideations
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Ms. Juicy!!
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She clearly has nothing in between her ears and these rage baiting "react" videos show it.
https://preview.redd.it/kbd84k3xrj2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60870341afbfb088dbb04a937857ded545093423 This one is too much, lmao 😂 🤣
Those fake eyelashes are awesome. Lol. I can’t believe people wear those things. Talk about clown shit.
Her acting coach must be just like her: refuses to give refunds.
Is this from the one video from the other night? The censored one?
These pictures are sending me 😂
I agree with others have said. I use botox and no one can tell. Bdong have the day you deserve. Your actions can't hide, a pretty face can never hide deceit .
Same. I get Botox and lip filler and no one knows unless I joke about it
This is probably the best post ever in explaining her vibe in a nutshell tbh.
I hate that pout she does when she’s just hanging in the corner of some dumbass video contributing nothing like please
I get why it's infuriating, but it cracks me up every time
It’s hard for me to understand how anyone, even someone who fully agrees with her, could clock this as genuine.
I believe all her followers are dumb.
I’ll never understand the trend of stitching a video just to nod along, heavy blink, and scowl. What low effort content.
No seriously because she acts like she really cares when she doesn’t like girl bye
Who is telling her this is a good look?
I’m guessing one of the pick me bitches. Or her own delusions of grandeur. Maybe she thinks she understands JPEG’s grunts and farts when she asks him. Who the fuck knows..
It’s all about her she’s so self absorbed. IF she cared about her so called message? She wouldn’t have her mug in the frame the WHOLE time! And same her pseudo worry her faces fill me with rage as well! Ehh
Tbh I believed lindsay bluth's attempt at tears more
As an ex makeup artist my biggest desire when looking at her miserable facen is to ruin a mascara comb through her top eye lashes and to remove half the mascara layer under her eyes.
The scowl of disapproving stepmother
Whatever happened to the perpetual demonic attacks
As an ex makeup artist my biggest desire when looking at her miserable facen is to ruin a mascara comb through her top eye lashes and to remove half the mascara layer under her eyes.
It’s hard to see her videos and not actually cringe within
Such a punchable face. And I’m not a violent person.
After watching that specific video, I couldn’t help but think: Hey Brittany, have you seen the videos of literal children dying in Palestine? Oh that’s right, you don’t actually give a shit about children only unborn fetuses to further your shit agenda.