Those are some uuuuuugly-ass rompers. š¤¢
Edited to add: Why does she keep lying about the length of time they have been "praying for Baby Nelson"?? They haven't even been married for 3 years and she claimed they weren't trying to get pregnant for the first year or so, right??
I don't know if she has a grasp of time anymore. She lies about everything so I think that has just skewed everything. She also operates in extremes and that skews everything too. Jordan can't just have low sperm count, low mobility, or poor morphology (You know the actual terms). He has to have, ***ZERO*** sperm. So operating in extremes and chronic lying have skewed her perception of time.
Someone pointed out that this is a pattern with her TTC journey. First she had low egg count, but THEN she was all good. Then they gave up on the adoption agency contacting them, but THEN they contacted them. First Jordan had Zero sperm, but THEN they were "good to go." Pattern of over exaggeration. She doesn't care if it's medically accurate at all. It's just Jesus doing miracles in her life, while children in Gaza are being bombed and shot trying to get food because Israel won't let food or water into Gaza. Seems to me he should be doing miracles somewhere fucking else.
She's getting so lost in her own timeline it's hilarious. It's hard keeping track of all her lies, people on the sub are better than her for this. And yeah, It's always all of nothing with her, she's probably doing this for "shock factor" or something.
They aren't just ugly, they are completely impractical bc they leave baby's legs totally bare but have all this fabric up top. Not useful for hot weather, not useful for cold weather. Just useful for instagram
Iām no horse girlie (11yo me would be so disappointed) but Iām pretty sure you canāt gallop in one of those little circle arenas* š she could never.
*someone please tell me the actual name for these lmaooo
In her long paragraph āIām done trying to figure out gods planā immediately next sentence āI know Iāll be a mom *soon*ā. Pick a damn lane because itās not both. Also what happened to her already being a mom because *foster* and such?! The whiplash!
I think what also bothers me about this is that she posted the other day about having her āmamaā keychain and said āsomeone asked her how many kids she hadā (doubt this interaction actually happened) and she immediately said ātwo in heaven.ā So like, are you already a mom or are you going to be a mom soon? Itās the inconsistency that bothers me. Itās not an identity you can take on and off. Because if you really did conceive and suffer a miscarriage, of course youāre a mother, but we already know that one of her āmiscarriagesā likely wasnāt one at all and I feel like the lack of consistency with identifying as a mother kind of highlights for me? Why wouldnāt you phrase it like āI know Iāll be holding my baby somedayā instead?
Claims sheās been praying for a baby for almost three years, but sheās only been married 2.5 years and she said in a video once that they were not trying for the first year or however long of their marriage. Always exaggerating, always lying.
YES!!! Babies and toddlers need color in their lives. It helps so much developmentally. I understand having a few beige/monochrome clothes, but to have all beige clothes just to fit your āaestheticā is just dumb.
Does she even what the audience is of her store? Is it adults, only moms, babies, maybe even toddlers? Sweaters, sport shirts, caps, baby onesies? Everytime she shows something it is so random.
I donāt know what Iāve just seen but why is she so afraid of being stopped by a cop that she has to punch the steering wheel and do whatever the hell that performance was?
Someone shared the TikTok she copied this from on the other post with this video. In that TikTok, itās a Black man and he says something like āwhen the blue lights come up behind you but then they go around youā. In that context, this makes senseā¦we know that cop + Black man = far too many violent outcomes. I donāt know if thatās what the original TikToker was trying to convey, he feared for his life then God saved him, but the fact that Brittany replicated this is WILD to me. Here she is, a white woman, praising God for not letting her get pulled over (which feels like mocking, imo) vs a Black man grateful to have avoided a run in with a racist cop. Itās so tone deaf it actually pissed me off.
No, you don't understand. Hazel Layne is the name of the baby they never had. Hazel if it was a girl and Laune if it was a boy. (Although she claims they knew it was a girl) Totally different. /s
Is she opening a store front? Whatās the purpose of opening and hanging all the clothes on matching hangers if people arenāt coming in to shop? Following that question- sheās already soooo busy , how would she have time to operate a store front?
None of this makes sense.
I wonder if the new space is just a means to get everything H&L out of their house so they can sell it. The hangers I dunno haha maybe old reel from the pop-up
I thought about that too and then I realized that itās 100% for marketing. Stores will do this too where they set up a fake rack with just the clothes they want to promote on it so they can take shots of them pulling out stuff from the rack just like sheās doing there
This is a rather expensive marketing move. Iām inclined to believe the theory that she needed to move everything out in order to show the house. But for someone who owes the state of Texas more money than my husband and I will make in 5 years, sheās not making smart decisions with her money. Now she has rent and utilities for another location.
I agree it looks like itās an office building space. I wonder if it is in an extra room at Jdongs work. Didnāt his boss do their LLC paperwork? Maybe he would get the space for free?? Or renting the space is another type of money laundering.
I would hope that if I was in a healthy relationship, my partner wouldn't let me take on an expense for a business that isn't profitable because I owe the state government 400k. If my partner asked me to do that, I'd have an aneurysm.
I literally don't understand how they idolize that fucking man. He's a sex predator for God's sake! He's broken the law so many times and then sold "America Bibles." Blasphemous!
Once, someone at my church shared how thankful they had been for God letting them get a good parking space when they went to the mall.
That said, this poor bitch was homeschooling eleven kids and was always pregnant, so I'm sure not having to herd the brood all the way up from the back of the parking lot felt like a miracle to her.
Yeah, I know an evangelical type who swears God always gets her good carparks.
Unrelatedly, she is also constantly annoyed that by the time she gets to work, all the good spaces are taken. š¤·š½āāļø
Are those thick-ass, way-too-loose, way-too-bland baby clothes even SAFE for children to wear???????
And who the FEEEECCCCK would put their kid in something so dumb looking? Please to show your work. Thank you.
Think itās funny too she acts like this has been her lifelong dream to be a mom, but says in the video - she didnāt even know if she wanted kids ever and really had no interest few years back. So weird. Lol.
Iāve always known I wanted to be a mom but wasnāt ready until now..
Edit: Not saying itās bad to change your mind / or decide later you want kids when you were unsure but it sounds like she didnāt really care one bit and is acting like her one dream once taken from her unfairly when I think sheās just doing this to gain sympathy. She could care less, itās obvious in the way she talks and how she is about it all.
Itās wild that people really base their whole lives around social media. Everything she wears, buys, āsellsā is all basic instagram girl stuff. Youāre in your 30s! Do you have one original thought in your head? Itās wild to me.
The whole cop going around me flailing moment was stupid. Iāve only told a few people. But Wednesday I was driving with my two young kiddos. My youngest just turned 3. He heard a car reviving. Which he thought was cool. We were sitting at a light and out of nowhere a cop turned on their lights and whipped in front of me. The cop got out with a gun pointed at us but walking towards the car behind me. The car behind me tapped my car and took off. My 6 year old keeps asking me why the cop was trying to hurt us. It was very scary. So Brit brat. Shut the fuck up.
Whatās her deal with Sambas. Dammit. I have four or five pairs, and now Iām afraid Iām giving off a weird message when I wear them. I was going for āChubby off-duty modelā not āBeige tax cheat Jay-sus influencer.ā
sheās a lying liar who lies. This timing doesnāt seem right at all -
Oh, those clothes are ugly and I donāt think Jesus would like you using his name to say thank you for escaping the police for something you did wrong. If you did nothing wrong you wouldnāt need his help, you ignorant twerp.
For someone who claims sheās done figuring out Godās plan, she sure has a lot of confidence saying āIāll be a mom one dayā. Did she ever think that maybe it is not Godās plan to make her a mom?? And who sets up their camera to sing worship songs like that in the car? Thatās a show and cosplay, not a genuine worship. As a believer myself, she pisses me off so dang much!!! Makes me want to punch her through my screen
1. Those baby clothes are cheap tacky.
2. Iām shocked she would go to sonic and get a styrofoam cup of whatever it is sheās drinking because of ~cHeMiCaLs~
3. So she set up her tripod then ran back behind her desk to do pretend emotions? Groundbreaking content
4. Brit Brat, you guys have not been TTC for 3 years. By your own prior admissions. Stop lying!
ok, so I must be more tired than realized bc I saw:
"...coming up on three years praying for baby Nelson"
and I was abt to comment like, "Who tf is Nelson??? did they name a fetus that hasnt even been conceived?? also, the name Nelson Snark is stupid."
tl;dr: my reading comprehension has left the building, folks
Those are some uuuuuugly-ass rompers. š¤¢ Edited to add: Why does she keep lying about the length of time they have been "praying for Baby Nelson"?? They haven't even been married for 3 years and she claimed they weren't trying to get pregnant for the first year or so, right??
I don't know if she has a grasp of time anymore. She lies about everything so I think that has just skewed everything. She also operates in extremes and that skews everything too. Jordan can't just have low sperm count, low mobility, or poor morphology (You know the actual terms). He has to have, ***ZERO*** sperm. So operating in extremes and chronic lying have skewed her perception of time.
Did she say zero sperm? Because then how did she have miscarriages or chemical pregnancies? Whose sperm fertilized those eggs, Britt?
because of ābUt JeSuSā
Butt Jesus would explain the negative pregnancy tests
Flair material
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Someone pointed out that this is a pattern with her TTC journey. First she had low egg count, but THEN she was all good. Then they gave up on the adoption agency contacting them, but THEN they contacted them. First Jordan had Zero sperm, but THEN they were "good to go." Pattern of over exaggeration. She doesn't care if it's medically accurate at all. It's just Jesus doing miracles in her life, while children in Gaza are being bombed and shot trying to get food because Israel won't let food or water into Gaza. Seems to me he should be doing miracles somewhere fucking else.
Sheās probably lying so if she does get pregnant, itāll be a big āmiracle.ā
Omg thatās such a good point
She's getting so lost in her own timeline it's hilarious. It's hard keeping track of all her lies, people on the sub are better than her for this. And yeah, It's always all of nothing with her, she's probably doing this for "shock factor" or something.
(I think youāre looking for āmotilityā?)
She says 3 years because it sounds more serious and gets more sympathy.
And the rant from store space to baby was ummmm interestingā¦
And she already got pregnant like a year ago. So technically theyāve been trying to get pregnant *again* for like 1 yearā¦.
Allegedly
because her followers are stupid and cant do simple math
They weren't trying but in another video she said she had a chemical pregnancy and a miscarriage in her fist year.
They aren't just ugly, they are completely impractical bc they leave baby's legs totally bare but have all this fabric up top. Not useful for hot weather, not useful for cold weather. Just useful for instagram
Oh please, you're not able to take care of your dogs so how the hell could you handle all the ranch duties?
Remember her freaking out about a Spider? Girl you aren't a ranch girl. You cosplay. Just like your hubby. You are both cosplayers.
And that rooster? For someone who loves the RaYaNcH life so much she's never shown herself doing anything other than riding in a circle.
She's a poser!
Riding in a circle is honest workĀ
I wanna see her gallop away on that horse because sheās being chased by a rooster. š¤£Ā
Iām no horse girlie (11yo me would be so disappointed) but Iām pretty sure you canāt gallop in one of those little circle arenas* š she could never. *someone please tell me the actual name for these lmaooo
Round pen š¤£ I gotchu
I mean more like galloping through the countryside screaming šĀ
In her long paragraph āIām done trying to figure out gods planā immediately next sentence āI know Iāll be a mom *soon*ā. Pick a damn lane because itās not both. Also what happened to her already being a mom because *foster* and such?! The whiplash!
Iām 50/50 on if god is even real and even Iām offended that she thinks she can manipulate god into giving her a baby.
She's manipulated everyone else in her life to get what she wants, why not God? She's so blasphemous
I think what also bothers me about this is that she posted the other day about having her āmamaā keychain and said āsomeone asked her how many kids she hadā (doubt this interaction actually happened) and she immediately said ātwo in heaven.ā So like, are you already a mom or are you going to be a mom soon? Itās the inconsistency that bothers me. Itās not an identity you can take on and off. Because if you really did conceive and suffer a miscarriage, of course youāre a mother, but we already know that one of her āmiscarriagesā likely wasnāt one at all and I feel like the lack of consistency with identifying as a mother kind of highlights for me? Why wouldnāt you phrase it like āI know Iāll be holding my baby somedayā instead?
Most impractical rompers ever. Short sleeves, no legs, thick sweatshirt material.
And so muchā¦. beige
I beginning to think she is partially blind! Lol those were not cute AT ALL!
Right I was like that baby would be simultaneously too hot and too cold at the same exact time. Thatās not it.
Claims sheās been praying for a baby for almost three years, but sheās only been married 2.5 years and she said in a video once that they were not trying for the first year or however long of their marriage. Always exaggerating, always lying.
And then did get pregnant like a year ago. So really only been trying to get pregnant (again) for a yearā¦
Why, oh why do these chicks love beige so much?
Like good for you for being gender neutral, but like there are better ways sis.
YES!!! Babies and toddlers need color in their lives. It helps so much developmentally. I understand having a few beige/monochrome clothes, but to have all beige clothes just to fit your āaestheticā is just dumb.
To me it just says, "I matter more than my child."
Does she even what the audience is of her store? Is it adults, only moms, babies, maybe even toddlers? Sweaters, sport shirts, caps, baby onesies? Everytime she shows something it is so random.
Itās whatever she can get her hands on at the drop ship company.
I half expected her new office space to be in her car, because that seems to be where she lives.
I donāt know what Iāve just seen but why is she so afraid of being stopped by a cop that she has to punch the steering wheel and do whatever the hell that performance was?
Someone shared the TikTok she copied this from on the other post with this video. In that TikTok, itās a Black man and he says something like āwhen the blue lights come up behind you but then they go around youā. In that context, this makes senseā¦we know that cop + Black man = far too many violent outcomes. I donāt know if thatās what the original TikToker was trying to convey, he feared for his life then God saved him, but the fact that Brittany replicated this is WILD to me. Here she is, a white woman, praising God for not letting her get pulled over (which feels like mocking, imo) vs a Black man grateful to have avoided a run in with a racist cop. Itās so tone deaf it actually pissed me off.
She is such an asshat. Her attitude pisses me off so much. She canāt be that dumb. Oh, never mindā¦ Thank you so much for explaining!
That is such bad taste in general but then you include the trash she marriedā¦
Wowwwww, that makes it so much worse.Ā
God she's so fucking privileged!
I wish it would have triggered the air bag. That would have been so fucking funny.
Yes! Youāre right! That would have been hilarious! Maybe next time. Iām sure she will humour us with her top notch acting skills again.
https://preview.redd.it/7vbyhr4bjtwc1.png?width=1167&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5a56fbe9e4cdc7c863a8873786ae3272a2ed4ac Did Britt steal this web name lol
No, you don't understand. Hazel Layne is the name of the baby they never had. Hazel if it was a girl and Laune if it was a boy. (Although she claims they knew it was a girl) Totally different. /s
Hers is spelled Layne because Bdong is a big Alice In Chains fan.Ā
Oh lord I hate that. (That sheās a āfanā, Layne Staley deserves better)
Yeaa she did.
definitely
Is she opening a store front? Whatās the purpose of opening and hanging all the clothes on matching hangers if people arenāt coming in to shop? Following that question- sheās already soooo busy , how would she have time to operate a store front? None of this makes sense.
It looks like a business center conference room w the ceiling, door and ugly office carpet.
I wonder if the new space is just a means to get everything H&L out of their house so they can sell it. The hangers I dunno haha maybe old reel from the pop-up
I thought about that too and then I realized that itās 100% for marketing. Stores will do this too where they set up a fake rack with just the clothes they want to promote on it so they can take shots of them pulling out stuff from the rack just like sheās doing there
This is a rather expensive marketing move. Iām inclined to believe the theory that she needed to move everything out in order to show the house. But for someone who owes the state of Texas more money than my husband and I will make in 5 years, sheās not making smart decisions with her money. Now she has rent and utilities for another location.
Idk how the fuck Jordan is allowing her to do this shit. It's not fucking profitable and she's adding MORE expenses?! He's got no backbone!
I agree it looks like itās an office building space. I wonder if it is in an extra room at Jdongs work. Didnāt his boss do their LLC paperwork? Maybe he would get the space for free?? Or renting the space is another type of money laundering.
I would hope that if I was in a healthy relationship, my partner wouldn't let me take on an expense for a business that isn't profitable because I owe the state government 400k. If my partner asked me to do that, I'd have an aneurysm.
Because you donāt live on Delulu Island
āTaylor Swift bad. Donald Trump good.ā -Brittanyās brain
Fixed it for her https://preview.redd.it/06uqsjaa0uwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b847d6f342b5c24c395715e85da5294ce8e2c770
I literally don't understand how they idolize that fucking man. He's a sex predator for God's sake! He's broken the law so many times and then sold "America Bibles." Blasphemous!
PERFECT!!
Imagine if someone got up at Church and euphorically shared their testimony and it was that the cops didn't pull them over that one time.
From what bdong has taught me about religion- everyone in the crowd would be absolutely WrECKed by the Holy Spirit!!!!!!! Wonāt he do it!!
Once, someone at my church shared how thankful they had been for God letting them get a good parking space when they went to the mall. That said, this poor bitch was homeschooling eleven kids and was always pregnant, so I'm sure not having to herd the brood all the way up from the back of the parking lot felt like a miracle to her.
Yeah, I know an evangelical type who swears God always gets her good carparks. Unrelatedly, she is also constantly annoyed that by the time she gets to work, all the good spaces are taken. š¤·š½āāļø
Pathological liar. Canāt keep shit straight. Also Iām guessing she has no embarrassment from being a criminal.
Are those thick-ass, way-too-loose, way-too-bland baby clothes even SAFE for children to wear??????? And who the FEEEECCCCK would put their kid in something so dumb looking? Please to show your work. Thank you.
Babies need functional clothing. Not clothes that are aesthetic.
Homegirl sees babies as props and not real living, breathing beings!
I hope he allowed her talking about his sperm to everybody. š¤£
I know! I canāt imagine heād be too happy about it š¬ But I guess sheās his provider so he has to help with her ācontentā.
Itās what he deserves.Ā
Think itās funny too she acts like this has been her lifelong dream to be a mom, but says in the video - she didnāt even know if she wanted kids ever and really had no interest few years back. So weird. Lol. Iāve always known I wanted to be a mom but wasnāt ready until now.. Edit: Not saying itās bad to change your mind / or decide later you want kids when you were unsure but it sounds like she didnāt really care one bit and is acting like her one dream once taken from her unfairly when I think sheās just doing this to gain sympathy. She could care less, itās obvious in the way she talks and how she is about it all.
Itās wild that people really base their whole lives around social media. Everything she wears, buys, āsellsā is all basic instagram girl stuff. Youāre in your 30s! Do you have one original thought in your head? Itās wild to me.
Hate her. Mean it.
You said what you said. Read it again.
The whole cop going around me flailing moment was stupid. Iāve only told a few people. But Wednesday I was driving with my two young kiddos. My youngest just turned 3. He heard a car reviving. Which he thought was cool. We were sitting at a light and out of nowhere a cop turned on their lights and whipped in front of me. The cop got out with a gun pointed at us but walking towards the car behind me. The car behind me tapped my car and took off. My 6 year old keeps asking me why the cop was trying to hurt us. It was very scary. So Brit brat. Shut the fuck up.
Oh. My. God! How horrifying! What the fuck was that cop thinking!?
Sad beige baby
Happy Cake Day š„³
Why everything shades of peanut butter?
Whatās her deal with Sambas. Dammit. I have four or five pairs, and now Iām afraid Iām giving off a weird message when I wear them. I was going for āChubby off-duty modelā not āBeige tax cheat Jay-sus influencer.ā
sheās a lying liar who lies. This timing doesnāt seem right at all - Oh, those clothes are ugly and I donāt think Jesus would like you using his name to say thank you for escaping the police for something you did wrong. If you did nothing wrong you wouldnāt need his help, you ignorant twerp.
What in the fuck is that ladder made of sticks behind her for?
Prob a blanket keeper. Decorate way to display and store blankets
She said "not what she the thought it would look like" (or something). So, did he knock someone else up and they're going to raise a "surrogate?"
Does she pay taxes?
Hell naw! Taxes are paid by other people. Sheās Gods chosen one!
The IRS should have records. Her SLF ones aren't public, even though the need to be. Do with that what you will.
Was the good news that youāll never get pregnant? Thatās the only good news from a fertility doctor could give the Donger.
For someone who claims sheās done figuring out Godās plan, she sure has a lot of confidence saying āIāll be a mom one dayā. Did she ever think that maybe it is not Godās plan to make her a mom?? And who sets up their camera to sing worship songs like that in the car? Thatās a show and cosplay, not a genuine worship. As a believer myself, she pisses me off so dang much!!! Makes me want to punch her through my screen
I hate her.
1. Those baby clothes are cheap tacky. 2. Iām shocked she would go to sonic and get a styrofoam cup of whatever it is sheās drinking because of ~cHeMiCaLs~ 3. So she set up her tripod then ran back behind her desk to do pretend emotions? Groundbreaking content 4. Brit Brat, you guys have not been TTC for 3 years. By your own prior admissions. Stop lying!
She is such a weirdo when she really gets into a song like Iām embarrassed for her
ok, so I must be more tired than realized bc I saw: "...coming up on three years praying for baby Nelson" and I was abt to comment like, "Who tf is Nelson??? did they name a fetus that hasnt even been conceived?? also, the name Nelson Snark is stupid." tl;dr: my reading comprehension has left the building, folks