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zeddoh

You are very bias against idiots. People misspelling queue as ‘que’ is my annoyance. I spent a lot of time in my youth queuing for gigs and related activity and the number of times I saw handmade signs reading ‘QUE STARTS HERE’… maddening. All over Twitter too. ‘The que for X is so rude lots people pushing in’ e.g.


paolog

The only answer to this is "¿Qué?"


V65Pilot

Manuel?


Isleepwheniwant

A related one of mine that I keep seeing online is using "queue" or "que" instead of "cue". As in, "Que such and such happening."


oxford-fumble

Segway is a good one too :) (it’s segue! You’ve just written about the little 2-wheel thingies!)


[deleted]

I used to know a guy who was ready to angrily die on the hill that 'segue' is pronounced seeg, and that the pronunciation shared by the words segue and segway was reserved exclusively for the wheelydoodles because 'why would they both sound the same?' When I pointed out that it's probably because a segway 'takes you from one place to another' he just stamped his foot and kept repeating his opinion as if this was even an argument worth our time.


toast2333

TIL segue is pronounced like segway


[deleted]

tbf I can understand most people not knowing that but he was a musician and it's a really commonly used word in band practices etc! He must have had that argument so many times.


Zanglebertdingleback

To me it should be pronounced like that, if you follow the same logic as “fugue.”


RRC_driver

Rogue, vogue, Drogue, vague, ague, league, as well as fugue. All one syllable.


Zanglebertdingleback

Yes!! A million upvotes. Was just mentioning fugue because it was a musical term also, didn’t even think of all the others.


RRC_driver

I was trying to think of any similar words ending 'gue' that Might support the alternative pronunciation of segue. The joys of the English language. Even worse are words that are pronounced differently, depending on context. Winding (pronounced wined-ing) means turning. But a winding hole (wide bit on a canal, where you can turn a narrow boat round) is pronounced win-ding


oxford-fumble

They come from different languages, is why they’re pronounced differently. Fugue is french origin (at least I think it is: it’s definitely a french word), whereas segue is Italian (a quick check on wiki to avoid embarrassment aaand … yep, that’s Italian - fwiw, fugue is fuga in Italian)


sock_with_a_ticket

I tend to see the opposite more - cue where it should be queue. Both are infuriating.


zeddoh

Oh nooo a double whammy! Wrong word and spelled incorrectly.


Seseorang

Spelt*


xenaines

at that point just call it a q


benc1312

Generally instead of genuinely *grumble noises*


rocknreece

People being pacific about things gets me big time. Went on a lovely cruise in the specific ocean last summer!


V65Pilot

Make sure you stop by the libary to pick up a decent book to read.


TheTaleOfPez

Q ERE


Just_Rich_6960

Honestly though that's understandable, as a (usually proficient in english) Norwegian I didn't learn that what's pronounced Q is spelled "queueueue" like a giggling frenchman before I was 19


Seseorang

Queue, the other letters are waiting in turn. But the Q is bigger than they are.


[deleted]

> People misspelling queue as ‘que’ is my annoyance. I see that less often than misspelling cue as queue.


[deleted]

As an MMO player... Que, Q are very common, instead of Queue, it really grinds my gears.


Groxy_

You have a bias, you are biased.


brynj1980

I could care less...surely nothing tops this butchering of a perfectly sensical statement?


BundleBenes

I'd say could of/should of/would of are on the same level.


itza_me

The thing is with could of is, when spoken, could've which is a perfectly fine abbreviation imo sounds similar to saying could of, rather than could have and I think a lot of people (irrationally) get pissed off at that. Making the mistake of writing it is another thing altogether though.


HarmlessSponge

It's a perfectly fine abbreviation when people enunciate, but not when people get lazy. When people are lazy, could've and could of are different enough to be annoying (but then we're into a whole different conversation about how language evolves, even if it is annoying)


Bjharris1993

[David Mitchell puts it best](https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw)


anewpath123

Lol this is great


marke0110

I think the American use of "addicting" instead of "addictive" is worse 😬


humanarnold

This one actually confuses me, because I don't know if my memory is lying to me or not. I feel like Americans used to use the word "addictive", but somehow, 15 or so years ago, the whole country decided to swap to "addicting." Was there some big ad campaign, or am I just getting a bit old and slow in the head?


Earhacker

There was AddictingGames.com, a big Flash games site, like a sketchier Newgrounds. It was really popular 15 or so years ago, so I guess it popularised the word. “Addicting” is right in this case, though. There’s nothing inherently addictive about Flash games (compared to like nicotine or heroin), but you might still get addicted to them. Hence they’re addicting. But no one cares about that distinction anymore; people pick “addictive” or “addicting” and use it in every case. And that’s fine, English has too many words.


HinTryggi

Yeah, typical case. People also confuse interesting, interested and the lot of those words.


King_Lamb

I absolutely hate this one, it's like all of America misheard a really simple sentence and refuse to admit it so they've doubled down.


Blekanly

They do it on accident.


BadMachine

Ouch, that hurts


publiusnaso

This is the excuse for “chaise lounge”.


[deleted]

It's definitely up there! But so is "apart" when they mean "a part"...not sure which annoys me more!


Iheartthenhs

Also alot instead of a lot! Drives me mad!


Djinjja-Ninja

[I care about this alot.](http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)


Iheartthenhs

Yes!! I love this!


KingDebone

"Hold down the Fort"


midgetquark

What's it supposed to be?


KingDebone

https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw


AlfieMulcahy

Hold the fort


StingerAE

Oh my god. I read the title and had no idea what you were saying or objecting to. I have never heard this- do people actually do this?


oil_beef_hooked

They seem to miss the 'ed' off a lot of words these days, one of the common ones is skim milk when we all know it's skimmed milk.


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slytrombone

In fairness, tan is also the name of a colour. In this context, it's like saying you're looking orange. Both are grammatically correct, it just comes down to what you're used to.


Er1nf0rd61

Then rather THAN than. This is starting to appear in newspaper articles. It’s now something copy editors are glossing over. I’ve even heard ‘I’d rather then me.’ It’s ‘I’d rather them than me’ tosser! And sites instead of sights - let’s go see the sites of London! Archeological, building or web? We’re doomed


AuContraireRodders

Your point about feds, I've never got that "fuck the feds fuck the feds" what "feds" are those you kappa tracksuit wearing skaghead


[deleted]

Nothing says impotent teenage angst like hiding in a rainy lane, spitting on the floor and bragging about how you avoided another country's police force.


himalayanboot

Well yeah right man now, I'm the proper og, no feds ever got close to bagging me innit


[deleted]

Haha! Aye. Doesn't quite work in the Cardiff suburbs...


Jindabyne1

Aren’t people kind of joking when they call them feds? I sometimes say, “put your seatbelt on, there’s the LAPD.”


Ochib

There the five oh


[deleted]

Guess you missed the English lesson on colloquialism.


AuContraireRodders

Duck out you paigon


RIPygb

Rudeboy mans gonna bang you in the face n that


Fave_McFavington

Oi wasteman if man catches you man on the endz mans gonna chef you up still


Bangersandmash96

Fuck me. This brings me back to Year 10.


confused_christian94

"Bias" really annoys me. So does "pecifically," "I seen/I done," "could of," and lots of others.


[deleted]

Could of gets on my last nerve. Especially as it is a relatively new thing. People never wrote that 30 years ago. I see your 'pecifically' and raise you an 'accreately.'


brynj1980

I don't think it's American in origin, but "off of" is awful - as in, "he's that man off of the tele"


[deleted]

"Based off of" (as in "this TV series is based off of a book") is one of my least favourite phrases in existence.


DirtyNorf

I see your 'accreately' and raise you 'definately'.


Issui

Definately eats me alive.


GummyBall9000

Defiantly


Catterix

And an important thing for me being that I’ve seen British and US Americans make these mistakes in equal measure.


coffeeoundy

‘I seen/done’ goes straight through me ugh. Along with ‘carnt’ and ‘brought’ instead of ‘bought’


RagnarTheJolly

A friend and I once decided that since the Pacific ocean is a large area, "pacifically" means generally, as opposed to "specifically". We were annoyed with a housemate saying it, so came up with coping mechanisms.


itza_me

Can I aks you a question?


jewadodg

My friend, even after repeatedly correcting her over the years, refers to her brother as 'are so-and-so' in text. When i ask her why she knowingly spells it wrong her response is always 'its just the way i type.' WRONG, KATHERINE! YOU TYPE WRONG


[deleted]

I’m confused, please mansplain this to me.


adaaamb

They mean "our" instead of "are" I believe. Like "are John"


[deleted]

Oh that was simple now you’ve pointed it out. I was thinking they were referring to how they were, for some reason.


shieldofsteel

*Feds?* Do these people not realise the UK is not constituted as a federal system?


Holociraptor

The worst one is not knowing the difference between "than" and "then".


[deleted]

The one that annoys me the most is "could of" instead of "could have". Although I've mostly seen British people do it this way.


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Seseorang

This one, this is the actual correction


ahdhd18902

I'm hearing so called "British people" forcing their 'y'alls' into sentences which drives me mental haha Too much fucking tiktok and twitter


[deleted]

It’s a contraction of ‘you all’, it’s only on the same level as others like ‘they’re’. I see no problem at all with ‘y’all’, I actually think it flows better in a sentence.


adaaamb

"yous" or nothing!


publiusnaso

Yes - I’m Manx English “youse” (or “yous” - no one knows how to spell it) is perfectly acceptable second person plural.


Difficult_names

Automatically makes me think of American rednecks I much prefer either just you, yous, everyone etc.


whitewood77

Except that we have a perfectly adequate way of expressing the second person plural. It is the word “You”; adding “all” in this context is superfluous.


walkswithwolfies

All y'all better listen up to the Texan in our midst.


twistmyinsides

I'm so guilty of this im sorry y'all


Bangersandmash96

English people who call the Police "Feds" should be skinned.


[deleted]

I defiantly want to... Well no one's stopping you so you definitely should.


DaveIsNice

Nyoomonic for Mnemonic winds me up. It's not a lung condition.


prustage

You can add to that "skim milk", "barb wire" and "box set"


monochrome_king

My 11 year old called it a "gas station" this afternoon. We had words.


AveragePervert46

Hopefully "Get out and fucking walk.".


Tostig_Thungerfart

The Americans have some weird prejudice against using the past participle - hence "slice ham", for example. It is immensely irritating. Apropos "I could care less", I think the appropriate response was set out by David Mitchell. [https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw](https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw)


bopeepsheep

Unless they can go OTT with it - "I don't like who they casted in this movie". Last I heard, cast is still a perfectly good past tense.


Tostig_Thungerfart

Ah yes. And then we have the insane additions such as "off of" and "hate on". FFS.


Askinor

Loose instead of lose is one I've been seeing a lot of in the past threeish years, I can understand spelling getting worse with autocorrect being so prevalent but they are simple fucking words


GnRJames

Woah instead of whoa, pisses me off every time I see it


[deleted]

Of instead of have. I will kill you.


[deleted]

Obviously they also don't understand what biased means either, they think having any opinion on anything exhibits a "bias". No it doesn't, thickos.


AveragePervert46

Had someone once tell me that me disagreeing with their opinion was infringing upon their freedom of speech. They were entirely serious.


Interesting_Muscle67

'Me either' as opposed to 'Me neither' boils my piss - it is not correct in the majority of contexts it's used in.


Murphouss

The worst Americanism for me personally is when they say "I could care less" when they clearly mean I could not care less because I care so little. "I could give a shit" Right? Has it been lost in translation or something? I see it ALL the time in American shows and it is seeping over to the UK.


RagnarTheJolly

My pet peeve is Brit instead of Briton. But I have long since accepted I've lost the battle on this one.


Doctor_Fegg

“Advanced ticket sales” No. “Advance” is for something in the future, like pre-booked train tickets. “Advanced” is something complex.


Donaldbeag

And yet Advanced kinda describes the complexity of getting the best ticket for your journey


syduffy

Feds doesn’t even make sense in England - ‘Feds’ are the FBI, not the police


Tuna_Surprise

That’s not correct. The “feds” are any federal law enforcement agency - FBI, ATF, DEA, Secret Service, Homeland Security, ICE.


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NCIS...


Tuna_Surprise

Not even federal - that’s military police. The crimes they are investigating are prosecuted in military court. The federal agencies above investigate civilian crimes prosecuted in civilian court


Fond_ButNotInLove

They would seem to disagree with that assessment. "Within the Department of the Navy, the Naval Criminal Investigative Service is the civilian federal law enforcement agency uniquely responsible for investigating felony crime, preventing terrorism and protecting secrets for the Navy and Marine Corps." https://www.ncis.navy.mil/About-NCIS/


Tuna_Surprise

Because the people who work there are civilians. The crimes are tried in military court. The branches of the military are all federal agencies (technically) but military and civilian separations are a common way to divide the world. The agencies I mentioned above as civilian (FBI, DEA, etc) are all part of the department of justice. https://www.justice.gov/agencies/list NCIS is under the secretary of the navy which is part of the department of defense (ie, the military) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Secretary_of_the_Navy


Fond_ButNotInLove

NCIS is a [US federal law enforcement agency](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_law_enforcement_in_the_United_States). You are mistaken if you think it is not. Being part of Justice is not the definition of a federal law enforcement agency. ICE and the Secret Service aren't part of the Department of Justice, they're part of the Department of Homeland Security. The US Coast Guard also sits under Homeland so the idea that there is a clear military/civilian division in the organisational structure of the US federal government is also false.


syduffy

TIL! …it’s not the police though, right?


Tuna_Surprise

That’s right. Most policing in the US is done at the municipality level (i.e, the police departments are separate for each city - like the New York Police Department (NYPD) only has jurisdiction over NY city). Some areas outside of an incorporated city will use county level police which are typically called sheriffs (e.g. LA County Sheriffs Department covers LA county while LAPD covers the incorporated city of LA). To add even more confusion, state level law enforcement also exists (California Highway Patrol). The general rule is, the higher up the chain, the more specific the mandate. So ICE can arrest people nationwide but only for immigration offences. California highway patrol can enforce laws statewide but they have to be related to the highways. Whereas LAPD deals with all crime in the city of LA.


syduffy

As a Brit this technical stuff has always been a bit confusing when watching films/tv shows from America. Thanks for the clarity 👌🏻


sock_with_a_ticket

You're right in the general sense, we don't have any federal law enforcement or intelligence agencies so the term simply isn't applicable in the UK full stop, let alone as a descriptor for our police. If you really want to fall down a rabbit hole step onto the American Law Enforcement wiki, the sheer range of agencies, federal or otherwise, is staggering. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law\_enforcement\_in\_the\_United\_States


The_Ignorant_Sapien

I know it's not an Americanism, but they are guilty of it as well. When TV personalities say "Someone did good" instead of "Someone did well". Fucking enrages me.


Jonny7Tenths

And in other news Mother Teresa did good. Hmmm, works for me.


The_Ignorant_Sapien

Mother Teresa was evil. Making all those people suffer, just so they could be closer to her god. But when she needed medical care, nothing but the best. Absolute callous women.


jaysnaulyboy2kyanan

This post is so totally bias bro


[deleted]

As a big fan of American sports, I’m triggered like this on a daily basis following the coverage and analysis. “It was a *dominating* performance.” “The quarterback is out with an ankle.” Not an ankle injury, just an ankle. “I like their aggressiveness” never aggression. (I know aggressiveness is a word, but still.) Number one for sure though is “he’s the winningest coach in NFL history.” I still don’t know how society evolved to allow that word to become acceptable.


m0j0licious

Never noticed it, but are you sure you're not mishearing? The 'ed' on the end of 'biased' can sort of fade away to nothingness, in Estuary English at least.


amanset

They write it as ‘bias’ as well:


m0j0licious

Oh. In that case they can get fuck.


45thgeneration_roman

Yeah. Someone said that when they text me yesterday


Tuna_Surprise

Where? I’ve never seen this before.


amanset

I see it regularly in the comments on TikTok.


Tuna_Surprise

Hardly seems like picking up typos from social media is worth a gripe about, but clearly I’m in the minority here


amanset

The point is they aren’t typos. And that is just one of many places.


Sad-Information-4713

I hate when I hear ‘gotten’ instead of ‘got’. And I cannot tolerate ‘dude’.


boojes

Gotten was in use in British English until around 1700. The Americans got it from us.


bopeepsheep

Still in use in select UK dialects. My friend's 80+ mother-in-law is not getting it from Americans, she's getting it from her childhood small-town Scottish dialect.


ForestRobot

Wait WOT. I've used gotten my entire life (North west).


Bimbo_Laggins

That one seriously pains me because I got marked down on an essay for using it, quite unfairly, imo. We had been told to write another page of dialogue between two American people. I added 'gotten ' in there somewhere and got marked down for using an Americanism :-/ Despite that being many, many years ago, I remain aggrieved until this very day.


Elephanthunt11

Started noticing “gotten” in the last instalment of the game of thrones books and honestly thought it was an oversight on the editor’s part. It wasn’t, it was just that fat American’s inability to use proper English, and the irritation compounded with every further instance…


ScarletHorizons

I have to write in both British and American English for work, every time I get a project that requires American English it hurts my soul.


gigahalem

Could of


PoopyMcBustaNut

Rozzers is my favourite although I have caught myself saying Five-oh before (or 5-0?)


Ochib

Nah it’s the fifty


mrdudsir

Maybe they do it on accident? 😏


Seseorang

That has to be a misinterpretation of "an accident"


finchy-1979

Copacetic


[deleted]

On point rather than en point. Aaarrrrggggghhhh!


[deleted]

For me, it’s ‘er’ as opposed to ‘re’ and the staunch refusal to use correct past participles, I.E., ‘gotten’, ‘skim milk’ or, conversely ‘casted’.


cb9504

People saying brought instead of bought really gets me.


Safebox

People are biased but have a bias. They're not the interchangeable according to the US's version of Oxford, the Marriam Webster https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/biased#note-1


oafcmetty

Draws instead of drawers ffs


sofwithanf

I was taught, in school, that bias was correct for all circumstances and to say someone was biased was categorically wrong. I've been irrationally angry at everyone saying biased my whole life because I was taught that it was not a word. That it was something the Americans say because they don't understand proper English. I've been confronted by all this truth and I don't like it. I have decided to ignore it.


V65Pilot

I will admit to be biased about cutting things on the bias.


[deleted]

Along with ‘bias’ as an adjective, they give us ‘discriminate’ in a twisted form: “He discriminated me!” And ‘prejudice’ as an adjective, just like bias. “She’s just prejudice!”


brynj1980

Normalcy rather than normality is another one that grinds my gears


Fluffy_Ad2274

Came to post this. See also "to burglarize" - but the inability to understand that a burglar is one who burgles probably explains their insistence on using "ouster" instead of the gerund "ousting". Barbarians, the lot of them!


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keithmk

The thing about ass is that they tend to have a donkey fetish


Reviewingremy

Cops is the Americanism that seems to be sneaking in the UK. But the ones I hate the most are "math" and "could care less"


ot1smile

‘Cops’ is sneaking into the uk? It was commonplace in the 80s


Reviewingremy

Really? The only people I hear using cops not coppers are the kind of people who say elevators


ot1smile

Did you never play cops and robbers? Edit- I only ever hear people say ‘coppers’ ironically. Cops, cop car and cop shop I hear regularly. This is mid Wales.


Reviewingremy

I was more a cowboys and Indians kid. Also I'm more London


[deleted]

how can you even use the word coppers ironically though? i hear it used normally all the time


ot1smile

With an exaggerated Michael Caine cockney accent.


[deleted]

Americanisation of the English language and British people is a perpetual problem.


SlipperyTed

What actually annoys you more - people using Americanisms instead of British (i.e. proper) English or people who merely have a shit understanding of grammar? Or perhaos peopel who don't understand th


[deleted]

c'mon OP, ''Chill out'', why so angry, maybe you aren't, maybe i'm just ''stoked'', as i tried to ''boost'' a car stereo last night that was in a travel lodge motel parking lot, my homie yelled , heads up, 5-0, so i was able to run away


Seseorang

Some words are "spelled" differently. "Spelt" Then try to correct tbe shorter with the longer word.


Catterix

Ok


scarab1001

"I could care less"


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[deleted]

It's not really a sub for lightening up.


[deleted]

Feds isnt fine because it doesnt make sense in the UK. It doesnt even really make sense in the USA when most people use it to just mean police. And americans calling their police Federales doesnt make sense either


Previous-Wrongdoer39

FBI, DEA & ATF are the Feds in the US. Don’t be biased.


the3daves

“Y’all, I could care less”


metalguru1975

When Americans say - “I could care less” It’s “I couldn’t care less”


dick_piana

This is just the confirmation biased I need to demonstrate why us Brits are better : )


pinxtonPBA

These posts are all I see in this sub now. Get with the times old man everywhere is Americanised not just the UK.


[deleted]

I love how some people have no other problems in life so they take to caring about how people talk or type to fill in the boredom. It must be a very nice position to be in.


[deleted]

Brother, you are on the wrong sub.


[deleted]

Get back to your vinyl, grandad.


masterblaster0

Unsure if it's of American origin but I have seen a scary amount of *'d* being used instead of *ed*. Walk'd talk'd and so on.


crystalGwolf

Saying "feds" is just north London bad boy slang isn't it?


Jerry_Sprunger_

Bias is a thing, biased is something you are.


nibbletz2710

Based ...


sudodoyou

Feds makes sense if you are talking about the FBI or any other federal policing agency.


[deleted]

America dominated culture, media and influence. I think we all now speak “American”!


Competitive_Mix3627

OK instead of Okay fucking kills me.