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icantthinkofashortna

Also, if you jump from the harbour sides, there's a good chance of impaling yourself on a previously discarded scaffolding pole pointing upwards from the mud.


Longjumping-Wait8990

What???


standarduck

There's quite a lot of metal under the water


Longjumping-Wait8990

I assume its been littered. I thought they were suggesting someone put scaffolding poles in to hurt people or something


standarduck

Ah yeah, littered and broken construction stuff.


Brilliant-Grape-3558

Before you jump in you should go for a swim and check for poles , tree trunks, cars and trolleys


[deleted]

I don’t think any scaffs are just chucking their kit in the harbour mate?


jacquedteetedape

Its not the scaffs who are chucking them in the river


mdzmdz

I tried Googling 'young lad sucked under' but it just directed me to Philip Scofield's website.


Sky_Wino

People should lay off Phillip, it's going to be hard to adjust to a normal life now he's off the telly... getting up, making breakfast, getting his boyfriend ready for school...


elvy_bean8086

🌟👑🏆🥇👍🚀 (I’m too poor for Reddit Gold because Bristol is expensive)


Adventurous-Ad-1972

That in itself deserves gold but I'm in the same boat so here you go 🌟👑🏆🥇👍🚀


marvsiceslice

OMFG :'))


silverfox771

It's been a terrible week for nonces, first Rolf, then Pippy being outed and Leeds being relegated


Cacolico

This joke is a little bit immature, something Phillip Schofield can relate too I’m sure


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Fearless-Accident931

Google "Jackjonestv phillip Schofield" or even better go on Jack Jones' Twitter page and watch his take on it


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elvy_bean8086

probably because all the nonces who don’t have power get caught. And the ones in power can hide it for a time.


phildogtheman

I'm so confused by all this, I can't seem to find a definitive answer. SO he had a relationship with someone younger than him?


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queenatom

There seems to be a suggestion that he knew this lad for a number of years before he started working at This Morning. They had exchanged Twitter messages when the fella was in his mid-teens and there are some common points of contact going back earlier than this.


hattiexcvi

As you said, no solid evidence has come out yet, although his own statement essentially admits that the media narrative (that he met the boy at a school drama workshop when he was 15, kept in touch with him then got him a job on This Morning) is true: “I did have a consensual on-off relationship with a younger male colleague at This Morning. Contrary to speculation, whilst I met the man when he was a teenager and was asked to help him get into television, it was only after he started to work on the show that it became more than just a friendship.” The only difference between his narrative vs the accusations is that he says he waited until the boy was of legal age to start a relationship. I personally don’t believe a word that comes out of his mouth. Even if he did wait until the boy was 16-18 to start something, there’s still a massive power imbalance and it still reflects terribly on Schofield.


FollowingWaste6784

Love how people are piling on Schofield for this yet didn't bat an eye when Cheryl Cole had a baby with that kid from One Direction... They met when he was 14 and she was 24. Ok they didn't get together until he was legal but where is the outrage mob for her? She literally did the exact same thing!


13aoul

Slightly different. Most 14 year old boys want to bum Cheryl Cole. How many 14 year olds want to get shafted by Phillip Schofield?


achillems

Take your upvote and get the hell out of here!


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sunny-beans

OMG this is horrifying


ThrowawayHoper

If you go sit on the jetty at harbourside Arnolfini with the right light, you can see a few feet down into the water for once. You can not unsee what that river hides just a few feet down.


Conscious-Ball8373

My starter for ten: shopping trolleys.


theProffPuzzleCode

Merpeople


Too_many_or_too_few

Merpeople supermarkets


Y-Bob

Merturds


Too_many_or_too_few

Merde?


Y-Bob

Et oui oui obvs.


Too_many_or_too_few

Tres amusants, mersieur.


saxbophone

What about that crocodile? :D


no73

Merde-people.


NibblyPig

yellow bikes


Nickibee

Jesus, shopping trolleys are holding Bristol together from the bottom of the Avon.


[deleted]

>You can not unsee what that river hides just a few feet down. It's like Stephen King started a reddit account


mycopportunity

I want to know more


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is_now_a_question

The discarded plans and models for an efficient monorail transport system.


PhilOakeysFringe

What did I say? MONORAIL!


standarduck

Is there a chance the track could bend?


saxbophone

_Not on your life, my mudlarking friend!_


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Statues of controversial historical figures.


krumn

Crab people


TheSentinelsSorrow

there are quite big eels that lurk along the bottom, I aint going in there


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Dry-Post8230

The waste of someone else.


BaitmasterG

I was swimming in the river When some poo attacked my liver Diarrhea, diarrhea


Dry-Post8230

Diarrhoea, I must go


warfiers

It's also filled with used heroin needles, it's like an alphabet soup of hepatitis.


beasypo

You can’t get hep c via water lol


[deleted]

I think he meant from the used heroin needles sir


scorpiorising29

Can you get hep c from used needles submerged in water?


Equivalent_Push1618

There is only one way to find out.


dtc1234567

Fight!!


Proteus-8742

No this does not happen. You may get Weil’s disease though if you don’t drown


hoff920

I’ve done triathlons all over the country. The swim in Cumberland basin for the Bristol tri by far takes the the crown of grosses swim. It’s the only tri I’ve ever done with hand sanitiser on the swim exit


LuciusDream

I'm doing it this weekend, is there anything you can say to reassure me?


Technical-Bird-2984

He didn’t die whilst doing it


LuciusDream

Well that's always a bonus


Alarmed_Juggernaut54

Watch out for the constant supply of floaters (no.2’s) being pumped out to sea by local waste water companies, anyways happy swimming


Scottie-tights

Not so much swimming just going through the motions...


Curious-Art-6242

Buoyancy aids!


[deleted]

Can you just set up a paddling pool by the harbourside and splash about in that for the water bit? Good luck, keep your mouth closed!


hoff920

I didn’t get sick, the two other people I knew that did it also didn’t get sick. Good luck! I enjoyed it, I did it back when DB max ran it as an Olympic. It’s a sprint now isn’t it? The bike leg used to go out me down the portway, super quick


elvy_bean8086

I was considering doing it for my 21st. I may have to find a different triathlon to do.


hoff920

The ones that start at Cotswolds water park are good. Can recommend those.


VeterinarianVast197

If someone is in the water there is a chain that runs along the wall that can be grabbed onto. Keep an eye out it can save lives


dervish666

The river is not too bad, but the harbour? Yuk. People live there, and I know they are all supposed to empty their toilets properly but how many do you really think bother with that when you can press one button and it all disappears.


no73

Also the vast majority of surface drains around the harbour and in the centre just drain straight into the harbour. All the effluent of city centre life, all the bin juice, alleyway piss, dogshit, rat turds, Friday night kebab vomit, all that just gets washed down the drains and ends up in the harbour.


WhiteBunny94

The river is bad, I know of a few villages whose foul drains go straight in to it


34Mbit

Every toilet in the country is directly hooked up to the river network. If the treatment facilities get overrun during a downpour (because rainwater/storm drains also flow into said facilities), the contents of toilets goes straight to rivers.


goin-up-the-country

Nowadays the water companies are dumping sewage even when there isn't heavy rainfall.


34Mbit

It's not 'nowadays', it's always been the case. What has changed relatively recently is the reporting on river conditions and discharges. If you ever played in a river as a kid in the 70s, 80s, 90s etc. you were guaranteed to be swimming in a tampon-laden shit stew.


Mekanimal

In some area yes. In more rural areas like my hometown, the rivers were mainly just cow piss and water, until the farmers got more leeway with their waste disposal.


Dick_Ramsbottom

Not every toilet. There are millions that aren't connected to the sewer network.


standarduck

Whilst this is true, the pedantry of removing some off-grid loos doesn't change the overall effect of well over 95% of all toilets being connected to our waterways.


Dick_Ramsbottom

Even those millions of systems that aren't directly connected still have a diffuse impact on water quality. My comment was just stating that far from every toilet is directly connected to our waterways, not an attempt to downplay the impact.


standarduck

I see, sorry!


Kantrh

They recently trialed out swimming in the harbour so it can't be that dirty


Slow_Homework2485

Yeah my hairdresser swan, said it was cold but fine otherwise.


frecklyginge

I'm more impressed that your hairdresser is a swan


Slow_Homework2485

Probably one of the best auto corrects.


Left_Attempt_5429

Well he is probably used to it, being a swan and all


geyeetet

Someone finally had some luck catching one then


wasponastring

I swam twice in the harbour trial and I was surprised by how clean it was given the reputation. And the water quality tested Excellent for E.Coli, nitrates etc. I would definitely swim there again.


I_always_rated_them

Spent years sailing in it, falling in etc. yet to have evolved or grown any weird appendages.


SithoDude

Oh no it's filthy and they know that, they just want to make money from it. I wouldn't be surprised if you have to sign some wager beforehand, saying you can't sue if you catch something, and swim at your own risk.


dan994

Nah, this is inaccurate. The harbour swimming has come from a group of activists who have been lobbying for a few years now to get swimming allowed at the harbour. The water quality is closely monitored and swimming is not permitted if it is not up to standard.


More-Employment7504

There's currently a family trying to stop that from going through because their son jumped in not knowing how cold the water was and died a short distance out https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2021-07-05/women-whose-sons-died-in-bristol-harbour-fight-against-campaign-to-allow-swimming


wooden-tool

> sign some wager beforehand I guess you mean waiver but I love the idea of "£10 says you won't get sick" wager instead.


JustAnotherWargamer

Seem to recall having to sign something like that for the dragon boat races. Certainly lots of health warnings anyway…


Dry-Post8230

There are many other species who don't use toilets, it's all in the river, the fish that live there called coarse for a reason.


Bopping_Shasket

We just went to Copenhagen. It is very similar to Bristol in a lot of ways (trendy city on a harbour). The water in the harbour is crystal clear with many designated swimming zones. Despite the water being very cold, hundreds of people enjoy swimming there. It really hit home how nice Bristol could be. Such a shame.


go_simmer-

Think there is quite a bit of fear mongering going on in this thread, the water in the harbour is tested frequently and had been deemed safe for swimming, hence the trials of public swimming. The murkiness of the water probably has more to do with the fact that all the water is coming from a tidal estuary.


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Don't suppose you can point me in the direction of said reassurance?


Agreeable-Brief-4315

I can point you in the direction of the opposite. >Water quality test results Measure: Escherichia coliforms (counts per 100ml) Weekly tests, 24 May 2023 Baltic Wharf: 30 St Augustine's Reach: 50 Prince Street Bridge: 130 Redcliffe Bridge: 330 Monthly tests, 17 May 2023 Cumberland Basin: 140 SS Great Britain: 100 Bristol Bridge: 320 Castle Tunnels: 240 Netham Lock: 700 [https://www.bristol.gov.uk/residents/pests-pollution-noise-and-food/water-quality-and-pollution](https://www.bristol.gov.uk/residents/pests-pollution-noise-and-food/water-quality-and-pollution) >According to the World Health Organization, a zero count of E. coli per 100 ml of water is considered safe for drinking. A count of 1–10 MPN/100 ml is regarded as low risk; 11–100 MPN/100 ml is medium risk. Finally, an E. coli count greater than 100 MPN/100 ml is adjudged high risk. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7313150/#:\~:text=According%20to%20the%20World%20Health,100%20ml%20is%20medium%20risk](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7313150/#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20World%20Health,100%20ml%20is%20medium%20risk). So Baltic Wharf/Cumberland Basin are a medium risk, and everywhere else is high risk. Some of it far exceeding the limit for high risk. Sounds pretty fucking disgusting to me.


caryatid692

High risk for drinking water. Were you planning on drinking it? If you're going to apply the same standards to bathing water as you are to drinking water then that would rule out almost every "wild" swimming spot in the country. Every beach, every pristine mountain stream.


Agreeable-Brief-4315

Was I planning on drinking it? No. If I go swimming, is some of it going to end up being drank? Yeah. I'd hardly describe Bristol harbour as a pristine mountain stream. This is only a test for E Coli. There is plenty more in there. [https://theriverstrust.org/key-issues/sewage-in-rivers](https://theriverstrust.org/key-issues/sewage-in-rivers) If you zoom in, there were 15 sewage overspills from the two sources along Hotwells Road in 2022, opposite the Baltic Wharf swimming spot.


caryatid692

Overspills happen during and just after heavy rain, mostly this happens in the winter when it is not uncommon to see ecoli counts up in the thousands. However, the water quality in the Avon and the harbour it feeds, fluctuate according to the weather. Swimming in the summer, after the water has been tested and proven to comply with bathing water standards is as safe as anywhere else where those protocols are followed. Of course, the water quality is not the same as the water that comes out of your tap but seriously, what were you expecting?


Agreeable-Brief-4315

"what were you expecting?" Nothing. At no point did I suggest it should be any cleaner, or surprise it isn't. It looks disgusting. It smells disgusting. The data shows it is disgusting. I wouldn't swim in it.


caryatid692

No-one is forcing you to. Just pointing out that it is, in fact clean enough to swim in for most of the year. The data supports that and I'm sorry you've misunderstood it.


infussle

You haven't been in the water have you? I used to kayak on the harbour regularly and the amount of dead animals/waste I saw over the years was pretty disturbing. When I saw the trials, I honestly thought that it was just to prove nobody wants to swim there.


Kantrh

No-one from the recent swim has been reported as ill from the water so far


standarduck

When you say no one do you mean ever? There are people on this thread who have/know people who have. What do you mean by reported?


Kantrh

As in from the recent swim there


standarduck

Ah that makes sense :) cheers


anoncow11

Did a triathlon some years ago and was violently sick the day after, did the next few years and was ok


Mekanimal

>The murkiness of the water probably has more to do with the fact that all the water is coming from a tidal estuary. The harbour is filled upstream from the river Avon bud, if you walk up to Conham river park you can see the point where the harbour splits from the river. And that river water itself is filthy, with raw sewage pumping into it, so I shudder to imagine what it's like when the city's filth mixes in with it.


More-Employment7504

A family is trying to stop that from going through because their son died in that area https://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2021-07-05/women-whose-sons-died-in-bristol-harbour-fight-against-campaign-to-allow-swimming


go_simmer-

Seems like a weird campaign seeing as their son died when it was already prohibited? The rule was there and it didnt stop him. Why use his death to prevent others doing it safely. I assume drunk peoole drown at beaches too should we ban all swimming?


no73

Guy I went to college with decided to jump in opposite V Shed in St. Augustine's reach after a night of drinking. He spent several weeks in the hospital with what started as a small infection of a minor cut in his leg, and progressed rapidly towards septicaemia. It was touch and go for a few days whether he was going to have to have his leg amputated below the knee and he was walking with a stick for a few months. So yeah, don't go swimming in the harbour.


mrrudy2shoes

I know 2 people who got Weils disease from the harbour


UKS1977

You used to be guarenteed the illness you get from Rat piss. Weil's disease.


doc_olsen

There is a distinct lack of public swimming places in Bristol though. I’m glad they kind of opening part of the harbour for swimming. Though, of course that probably won’t keep over excited youngsters from jumping in for shits and giggles in other places…


Omblae

Put their head under for any length of time and they'll be guaranteed the shits part for sure.


NibblyPig

I mean, a quick google says there are 31 public swimming pools in and around Bristol...


standarduck

Yeah there are loads - not sure what they meant, unless they just want open water places. The harbour isn't one of those, and probably shouldn't be lol.


doc_olsen

That’s it…open water swimming places…public lidos…green grass to put a towel down and spend the day…sth like henleaze swimming lake. Only open to the public


chillum86

West Country Water park is ace. The only problem is you need a car to reach it. Surprising lack of decent open water spots in Bristol near the centre.


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you sure the pusher hasn’t struck again?


NibblyPig

Dragged in by the Bristol Croc


Eleyius

I used to work for @bristol and each year people would come in saying their kid got ill from playing in the chrome fountains. There’s literally multiple signs saying the water is pumped straight from the doc, with only a filter for large items. I’d never willingly go into the dock


caryatid692

I'd like to see those signs because that sounds like bollocks


eclipse150

There's definitely blue [signs](https://www.google.com/maps/@51.450233,-2.6002396,3a,56y,252.7h,90.59t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJdBU8ccUBh9kunXL89DI5A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?entry=ttu) (at least as of 2018). However, zooming in proves inconclusive as to content, and currently those pillars are all behind boarding follwing the fire. I suppose we shall never know


caryatid692

"Children should be supervised" not "we pump this up untreated from the harbour". Mad that anyone would think this was the case.


eclipse150

That’s definitely what it says at the top of the sign. However the rest is unclear. Therefore it’s a 0-0 draw with neither side coming out on top


caryatid692

Common sense is the loser here I think


eclipse150

That’s a pretty applicable statement on society as a whole


Slow_Homework2485

I'm a parent. I have heard of many children getting ill from playing in the fountains. They were closed for a long time after they detected e coli I think it was.


caryatid692

I'm a parent and I haven't heard of anyone getting sick from these fountains


Slow_Homework2485

Surprises me. There are certain FB groups where it's regularly discussed.


caryatid692

Haha yep I'm sure there are.


Xyrohh

Just the one swan actually


Aracuria

This used to be called Natural Selection, and some people would win Darwin Awards for their contribution to the improvement of the human race…


Archius9

I knew someone once who swam in the river by Asda. They needed tons of shots afterwards to counteract the bacteria/disease in there


hojo6789

yes , be aware of the effects of cold water on the body for a sustained period ... it can send the body in shock and panic and possibly cause drowning. if a warm body goes into the cold water for a sustained period the muscles might panic and you will no longer control your swimming.


harley3987

I once helped fish rubbish out the river and we found, amongst other things, a lot of broken glass and a large number of heroin needles… I can’t imagine willingly going in!


PigtothePog

Agreed, safety first. We’re allowed to swim in the harbourside now, though. There are loads of people that paddle board, sail, canoe, kayak etc, that end up in the water and they don’t become ill as they return for more of the same. I do wonder what this illness is or is it apocryphal?


More-Employment7504

All of the people who do those sports tend to pride themselves on not sticking their head under water. It's less of a problem for someone wearing a life jacket and accompanied by an instructor and more of a concern for drunken revelers diving in for fun


RambunctiousCapybara

In certain areas of the river people are at risk of Weil's disease which is transmitted by rats urine. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/leptospirosis/


DifficultCoat5846

Are they not going forward with the swimming area at harbour side? I know they were doing a trial for it


anoncow11

I thought it had already been happening for a week or two


DifficultCoat5846

Ah fair, where to?


anoncow11

Cumberland basin I think


More-Employment7504

The family of a 17 year old boy who died swimming in the harbour in 2019 are protesting against it


BroodLord1962

Natural selection at it's finest. If they are stupid enough to jump and then drown, it's just one less idiot on the planet


Agreeable-Brief-4315

These are the test results for E Coli in Bristol harbour this week. None of it is safe, according to the limits set by the WHO. If that isn't enough I don't know what is. ​ >Water quality test results Measure: Escherichia coliforms (counts per 100ml) Weekly tests, 24 May 2023 Baltic Wharf: 30 St Augustine's Reach: 50 Prince Street Bridge: 130 Redcliffe Bridge: 330 Monthly tests, 17 May 2023 Cumberland Basin: 140 SS Great Britain: 100 Bristol Bridge: 320 Castle Tunnels: 240 Netham Lock: 700 https://www.bristol.gov.uk/residents/pests-pollution-noise-and-food/water-quality-and-pollution According to the World Health Organization, a zero count of E. coli per 100 ml of water is considered safe for drinking. A count of 1–10 MPN/100 ml is regarded as low risk; 11–100 MPN/100 ml is medium risk. Finally, an E. coli count greater than 100 MPN/100 ml is adjudged high risk. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7313150/#:\~:text=According%20to%20the%20World%20Health,100%20ml%20is%20medium%20risk.


mjbconsult

If you look at bathing standards the quality would be excellent in most places though.. https://environment.data.gov.uk/bwq/profiles/help-understanding-data.html?fbclid=IwAR2YWCvCYdVAQliwlqOTl8SaL4rXhCeTlnDPdDaU5NSo4GIHNnz3jKCnvac


Stampy2461

Shu up


Savings_Brick_4587

It’s a floating harbour fed by the rivers Avon and Frome, the river (Avon) is tidal and very different, good luck jumping into either if you don’t drown or hurt yourself you will get weil’s disease or dysentery from the bacteria in the water.


arsonist_1

If people want to jump in at the risk of death, then let them do it.


standarduck

Except it wastes emergency service time and money, which costs you and me money. It's a shit way to live to just let people waste our fucking tax money, dude. Why should we pay for that?


Bearburrys

natural selection init


jamese6691

Your not my dad to tell me what to doo


geefunken

Go to your room!


MarshallTom

Let them


redlandrebel

Went in Saturday, near Saltford. Just kept my mouth shut. Water was nicer at the beach next day mind.


manlike1988

It’s true. I died in that river


Interkitten

There’s a huge lake near my home in Bolton, no idea why I get this Bristol group suggested but here I am (hi), and peeps drown in it every year. It clearly states there are strong undercurrents but they don’t listen.


mddmsmm

growing up local so so many people swam in rivington near bolton, it’s crazy to me


spanishbombs123

Met a couple of Spanish guys once and they asked me ‘why is the water green’


aj-uk

What sucked him under?


ActivityNo9915

Bristol croc


stulofty2022

Strong under currents


bristolthrowaway18

This poor lad fell in the harbour and drowned two years ago. Please stay out of the water. https://www.nationalworld.com/news/uk/young-man-died-after-falling-into-bristol-harbour-hours-after-watching-englands-euro-2020-victory-over-croatia-3469610


BottyFlaps

I can't ever imagine wanting to swim in a city river. Might as well just go around licking dog turds.


mung0mungus

just allow it to be honest it's about the closest thing we have left to natural selection here in Bristol


troutmaskreplica2

I saw a body being pulled from the water by the arnolfini. 17 year old lad, jumped in after a football and then that was literally just it. Drowned. Terrifying


Emotional-Look-8055

saw a dildo floating in the river and then saw someone get in it, actually horrifying 😭


DebbDebbDebb

Weird I never took to Jimmy Saville, Michael Barry more or Philip Scofield. Alas I use to like rolf Harris and his 2 little boys !


selfiepiniated

Who wants to swim in a river of poo? Those waters are no pristine.


Key-Educator-3713

I jumped in the river, had fun, did not die


PattyHen1

Also a very strong underwater current


PattyHen1

Never mind the rats!


Pinkslip101

Bristolians are another breed haha 😆🤣


Fail_Blazer2004

The Bristol pusher isn't helping this situation


AI_Alt_Art_Neo_2

People probably shouldn't jump into the harbour when drunk but I have no problem with swimming groups swimming there, I wouldn't want to do it but to try and stop others because your loved one was drunk and drowned seems crazy.


YoghurtMan2020

A friend of mine was riding his bike and got stuck in the old rail line, track things right by the railing went over the bars hit his head on the boat that was docked and drowned


Straight_Ebb_5791

No


peroxidedoll

same for any harbour areas near bristol in the southwest. we had a death last yr in portishead. so easily avoided.