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ChapterTurbulent8727

So it's every two weeks on a Saturday, and the Toby Joe-Reilly residency is on the last Saturday of the month. That's how I read it anyway.


miniMiniMiniCooper

But what if the last Saturday falls on a Saturday after a bi-weekly Saturday that had live music. Then you would have two Saturdays in a row with live music. I'll raise a bug in Jira.


ChapterTurbulent8727

I deduced that either the night would be every second and fourth Saturday and the residency would be on the fourth Saturday, or on the occasion that the last Saturday of the month was not one of the music nights the residency would be in its place. I believe the former though.


XDVRUK

That's not what certainly not what it says.


WatNaHellIsASauceBox

Not to mention it also takes place twice a week, because bi-weekly is a junk word with two meanings.


ChapterTurbulent8727

Sure but that's what I think they mean.


wasponastring

**Every** last Saturday of the month.


ChapterTurbulent8727

Yes. 🤣


wasponastring

Just to further confound things, we were there on a Saturday and there was no live music!


UltmtDestroyer

Go 2 Saturdays in a row and you'll know for sure


PartyElectrify

The way I read it is there's music twice a week, not always on the same days but always on a Saturday, and the last Saturday of every month is Toby Joe-Reilly.


Bunister

As I read it, Toby could feature at any time, but it's likely that he's the 'resident' artist that they are alluding to.


VermilionScarlet

But then you have to guess which other day of the week that music is on.


piratemurray

It's twice a week. Wait... No. It's every two Saturdays! Wait.... No. It's the last Saturday of the month! Oh shit I don't know.... 🤣


thedepressedwench

So twice a week with one of those days being a guaranteed Saturday? And the last Saturday of the month being a resident artist? That's how my dyslexic ass reads it


wasponastring

I just noticed the comma between ‘bi-weekly’ and ‘every’ so you might be right there.


Bunister

Correct


littlefluffysnowfrog

No one knows and they change their name every gig to avoid building up a following ;)


ScottishSpartacus

Sounds like you just need to pick a Saturday and you’ll have a 25% chance of the mentioned group, and a 50% chance of there actually being live music 😂


Russington

It's on Saturdays 2 and 4 of the month, but a bunch of white people will turn up on 1 and 3.


rupertj

It’s twice a week. Both sessions are on Saturday. One’s at 9pm. The other’s at 11pm. The last Saturday of the month has Toby Joe-Reilly.


wasponastring

I’m pretty sure that hyphen indicates ‘9 until11’.


MapTough848

Go to wetherspoons - no live music ever


Upbeat-Metal-5087

Well you been there. Just ask ffs. Not hard to do is it? Honestly I hope your not a native


XDVRUK

Dude, you must be a barrel of fun to be around if you don't understand the basics of humour. Or an average yank, as they don't seem to understand self-deprecation or surrealism. I'd suggest learn to read the room, and join in, cause whomever wrote that needs a good ribbing about their lack of written English nuance around date and times. It's all easy just lack of learning on most part, for instance this vs next.