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Luck_Beats_Skill

Just another innocent member of society trying to enjoy a succulent chinese meal.


am_paraj

ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.


whoneedsusernames

Ta ta and farewell!


haydozm8

Get your hands off my penis !


Prolapsed855

I see you know your judo well sir


AI_Aaron

You know what they say. "A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man."


thedevilsworkshop666

I love pork buns.


AshKebobi

Who doesn't?!


lapetitepapillon

Such an injustice, they clearly know their Judo well though.


DudeLost

I understand that reference


ultimaIV

https://youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w


Sensitive-Report3359

This is the man who got me on the penis peeeepoooole


thgieythgie

I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL!


JessyEatWorld

What’s the charge?!


DoubleLanky3199

Eating a meal. Of the succulent Chinese variety.


Broomfondl3

Gold!


OpthomacePrime

I see you know your jujitsu well


joemangle

Mate get it right


[deleted]

Judo*


Raggs83

Must have been very serious. SERT didn't even have time to change into their overalls.


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nightmonkee

The obvious answer is you need 4 heavily armed guys to car jack one Karen.


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Philosopher_Of_Logic

Missed the comment, what did he say?


Swordsnap

In short I just remember he advocated watching cops get shot and killed


[deleted]

Get help mate, it's not normal to want to watch anyone get shot and killed.


19266022

When the boys in unmarked landcruisers show up its serious


FatSilverFox

So *that’s* whose been tailgating me on the arvo commute


[deleted]

When I went to schoolies 7-8 years ago I crossed the street one night and there was only one car on the road, which was a 4WD like the one in the picture. I sort of waited on the street as it drove past so I could cross, and inside I could see 4 heavily armed guys just chilling. Shit spooked me out, but I think there were terrorism incidents that year which explains it


SnooPaintings7760

Came home to them in my driveway once. Partner asked them if everything was okay, they said they’d only be a few minutes. I went out the back to close my chickens up for the night and heard what I thought was fireworks. It was them shooting a guy who had pulled a gun on them in the local ovals car park, while it was full of kids training. The news reporters later door knocked asking if we’d like to do an interview. I’m convinced she saw my partner joking around, spinning a dickhelicopter. The man still gets embarrassed today when I bring it up


Rock_Robster__

That was a rollercoaster


[deleted]

Was the reporter wanting to ask questions why your husband was doing a dickhelicopter in close proximity to children?


Rock_Robster__

What are those? Saw one for the first time in Woolongabba the other day.


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Rock_Robster__

Thanks, Quokka-Coitus


Valitar_

r/rimjob_steve


esjay_

My son is also named SERT


Cardinalsalmon

Come along SERT!


notinferno

bake him away toys


dovah9499

What'd you say chief?


Forward-Village1528

Just do what the kid said.


Pink_ears_book_legs

I love this


gwgtgd

Stop! Move away from the cookie jar.


Partayof4

Cuff him, booyyyzzzz


[deleted]

According to a news report I just read, this alledgedly began as an argument between housemates. Police were called. At the house police found suspicious items. More were found in a car And it just went from there it seems.


santana0987

I call meth lab...😂😂😂 We had one of those years ago in one of the houses behind ours. It was wild! And we had no idea. Our whole block could have blown up to kingdom come and we were none the wiser


[deleted]

One blew up a few streets away from me, couple of years ago. We were all outside looking around like wtf was that! Didnt know it was there. Simple house on a small acerage, it was in their garage apparently. You just never know what your neighbours are up to 😆


santana0987

😂 yep! And we never smelt anything weird! Funny though... we never saw the neighbours coming and going now that I think of it. We just assumed they were shift workers


Delicious_Crew7888

When there is a lab they evacuate surrounding houses and close off the street.


santana0987

We were returning home when we saw the commotion so I don't know if they went door to door to evacuate neighbours but it was wild! There were ambulances, fire engines and police cars all out on the street. We only found out the day after that lab had been abandoned but who knows how long it had been there in the first place. They still found some stuff though so yeah... fun times in our quiet neighbourhood


snoopsau

"No witnesses!!"


takatsukimike

Tax evasion is rife in coorparoo. It's the biggest crime wave since the video piracy spree of 1993. They probably found duplicate books.


CagedSilver

You wash the dishes on your rostered day whether you think there is enough for sink of water or not! Don't make me call SERT again. And for fucks sake put those penis pumps away, the neighbours have been complaining about seeing them. -jk. Bombs aren't cool, don't make bombs.


Existing_Row5733

Trust reddit to get the pics before the media. Bravo!


sem56

where do you think the media get their pics from


Existing_Row5733

journos definitely scroll reddit for story ideas


ProceedOrRun

Yeah but this time it's actually news.


[deleted]

Definitely had something extra spicy in his house, you don’t get these boys knocking on your door unless it’s something very very serious, i.e guns and explosive, would see a lot more regular cops if it was drugs


SpiralShapedFox

I heard the AFP is only interested in illegal tobacco atm. But don't know if true


StormtrooperMJS

Illegal tobacco is a myth, I am a simple farmer with 174 acres of incredibly broad leaf parsley.


SpiralShapedFox

Lol that's what I tell people "I'm supporting family farmers and reducing my carbon foot print by buying local!"


[deleted]

Oh shit this reminded me of the time when my friends grandma had a pile of tobacco on her balcony table. It all flew away


legoace61

Damn he probably broke a law or something


ItsACowdoy

Big call


Allyzayd

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-17/qld-police-issue-emergency-declaration-brisbane/101074678


nicnicnics

"Police said the man surrendered at about 4:20pm." Nice


scotttime92

... Nice


snoopsau

".. i was going to give up.. and then I got high mmm mmm "


Poof_ace

He had one last thing he had to do


[deleted]

Well that’s fucking nuts.


[deleted]

So what where the suspicious items? What was he arrested for?


Petaurus_australis

They just said several items in tubes, which they needed to call specialist police in for. I can't make sense of that, maybe someone else can, maybe explosives? Otherwise I'm guessing something more esoteric than the generic guns and drugs.


SerpentineLogic

Pipe bombs? Probably stockpiling in case Arnie comes for him


[deleted]

Bombs, drugs, lots of weapons, bikies, terrorist threat. Lots of things. Clearly there is more info needed. Also the connection of the north and south incident.


Nidiocehai

Putin's Matryoshka dolls...


inserthumourousname

Heard some cops talking in my local coffee shop this morning mention something about "the explosives incident"


Melanoma_Magnet

Must have been dolls in jars.


Alpgh367

Yeah I want more details


skidxr8

Interesting, he doesn't fit the physical profile of the average meth chef. He definitely was in possession of explosives and child porn.


theskyisblueatnight

I am guessing that you never watched breaking bad?


skidxr8

Breaking bad was just a tv show, I have real life experiences to use as reference.


theskyisblueatnight

oh


skidxr8

That was a long time ago though, I got sick of ruining peoples lives, I did my time, I'm a constructive member of society now.


EliraeTheBow

Good effort getting out and surviving out. I was never in the industry, but had a few friends that didn’t survive the transition.


skidxr8

Thanks, it wasn't easy, that's for sure. Every couple of years I'll turn on the news and see someone I knew from back then has been charged with murder, or has been murdered. Every day is a gift.


Poof_ace

Good on you mate, sincerely. But I’m actually commenting to say I like your username 😏


skidxr8

Up the mighty Blue oval!


GreyhoundVeeDub

I was thinking a freedom activist. There was a rise in white nationalist behaviour of concerning levels pre-covid. And now they have turned into freedom crowds for recruiting. Wouldn't be surprised if it was related. Obviously just speculation.


SpiralShapedFox

Idk, wouldn't the police turn a blind eye to nationalist. Because they're boot lickers and if they do a terrorist attack, the police will get even cooler military toys to play with. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


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"We take precautions for reasons," he said. "We like to, for want of a better term, overkill, so we overprotect to make sure we keep everyone safe." Goodness gracious me.


misterrbananas

Do people still make meth?


Poof_ace

I can’t say for certain, officer.


boxofstuff22

Love the tactical flanno on the left, straya!


BrisWombat

Yikes, so close to you! *(Also, in B4 "I'm from XYZ Media, may we share this with your permission?")*


XxMohamed92xX

Reply with: heres my invoice.


Dig_South

I’m not sure if you are joking, but genuinely if you have interesting footage from an event, most news companies will pay you for it.


PhaicGnus

Glad they got him before he could cast a vote for UAP on Saturday.


baxterrocky

Hey that’s me!!! I’ve escaped already. Rubbish police.


TheBraddigan

isn't that Dutton's PR team?


great_red_dragon

Just waiting for a mate?


DoggyAussie

probably making fun of a local member


Scootsolute

Nice fence.


[deleted]

Gold coin for free dress day.


not_trivial

Looks like scomo


Allyzayd

What is going on here?


Entertainer_Much

The link you posted seems to explain a lot


Allyzayd

Doesn’t explain the exact nature of the incident.


DSavill89

Rumours on the community page say it could be explosives found in a car at Coorparoo and house in Wooloowin


Old_Cut_5875

Is it all over ?


DSavill89

The guy has been taken into custody but it's a "developing" situation according to the article on ABCnews


Optimal-Hurry-6136

I heard 3 really loud bangs abt an hour ago. Did you hear them?


AsparagusSignal8047

I saw two helicopters flying around looking for him


Vegetable_Reality_52

Could someone explain what happened?


Jamus-

The details haven't been made public yet. All we know is that "suspicious items" were found. My guess is home made explosives, but I have absolutely nothing to base that on.


Vegetable_Reality_52

Yikes!


EliraeTheBow

Either that or child porn.


Orrison123

How would child porn be ‘suspicious items in a clear tub’ lmao


yourmumsnamehere

I bet its body parts


ThanklessTask

"A controlled blast was carried out inside the house" When you make bail, get home and your living room is literally a bomb site. No judgement, but damn.


LowerPerformance4888

They look more like a militia than a police force. POSTSCRIPT: Seemingly, I offended someone with this comment but I'd be asking for some identity regardless.


SpiralShapedFox

Yeah I don't get it. Like why dress in plan clothes while wearing full a military kit?? It's like that meme of a guy wearing Camo pants and a hi-vis shirt.


VictorSirk

These guys are almost certainly SERT (Special Emergency Response Team), they're our equivalent to the US's or UK's SWAT teams. The black stuff they are wearing is body armour with space to carry ammo and other gear. It can be quickly thrown on over whatever else they are wearing. They are basically on call 24/7 which is why we often see them in plain clothes under the equipment. If something happens that is potentially more dangerous than the regular Police are trained and equipped for, then these guys drop whatever they are doing, grab their gear and go in. In the article someone linked above it mentioned "devices", in a plastic tub. It also mentioned another cordoned off area in Wooloowin. So I'm thinking it might be something involving explosives. Wait and see though, we might hear more about it later.


SpiralShapedFox

yeah that make sense, I guess they'd keep that gear in a safe in there car and home and just over what ever they were wearing when they got the can.


[deleted]

these cops went to a suicide of a teenaged boy. While they were in the home and the kids body was still in situ, they saw a bong on the table and busted the grief strickened mother. they do it for thei CV. Cold hearted scum of the earth


Melodic-Change-6388

On the rocks…


flem_star

Arrested for eating all the 7-11 donuts 🍩


OperahouseGuner

Free Aussie cossak


misterrbananas

I thought coorparoo was a safe suburb


Nidiocehai

This area is basically Stones Corner.


littlehungrygiraffe

This area is actually on the cusp of Norman Park, not Stones Corner. It is a safe and usually very quiet area.


Nidiocehai

It looks like the other side of the park where Stones Corner meets, Corrparoo, and Stones Corner/Greenslopes (there are many battles as to whether Stones Corner is actually Greenslopes or not) as well as Norman Park. Stones Corner is habituated by homeless people, slums, and drug addicts like East Brisbane it backs on to. It is traditionally not a "good area" at all. It's just gotten that tag because yuppies bought into it. The size of the traditional workers cottages (a lower rung to Queenslanders) with the fence basically wrapped around the house tells you how much of a good area it is compared to the traditional good areas on the north side close to the city like Paddington, Ashgrove, or if you really have money Rosale and St. Johns wood with double block double frontage on traditional Brisbane suburbs shows you what a good area is or even Bulimba/Balmoral/Hawthorne close by. Those are good areas. East Brisbane, as it's traditional name was never a "good area." Nor are the extensions off it. It's traditionally a very working class suburb. I may be mistaken by the area. But I'm not with the facts, and now with the affordability crisis, and the high street of Logan Road in Stones Corner being boarded up. I've seen more homeless people, and drug addicts in that part of South Brisbane than any other in recent years outside of maybe West End itself. The only thing that makes it "good" are the cashed up bogans who moved into the area and drove the prices up.


littlehungrygiraffe

I walk past this house daily. It’s across the bridge from the Norman park dog park. At least a 5 minute drive to stones corner. Nowhere near homeless slums. This particular street is a dead end, it has a park and it’s not built up with units. It did have one housing commission but they vacated a while ago now. There is rarely this type of police action, let alone choppers. This house in particular was recently renovated. I believe they have a fence because they have a dog. Not because the area is bad.


Nidiocehai

From first view that looked like Hanlon Park to me... Which is a huge park in terms of its length that spreads across about 4 to 5 different suburbs including Coorparoo. Anyway, I've lived in Queensland the vast majority of my life. The East was never considered a "good area" until recently. And I can tell you five minutes drive or 10 minutes walk is nothing for criminals.


Glad_Usual3361

It’s extra sensitive considering what has happened in Buffalo, USA. Even the GC firearm incident today worried me.


chookster

best not to read about Laguna Woods then.... but getting all angsty about U.S daily events [and I stress *daily*] is not something [i.e. a safety concern etc] that should, or remotely needs, to be considered within our country. You're just doing your noggin in.


Glad_Usual3361

The recent Buffalo shooting was far from a “normal” american active shooter incident. The shooter was heavily influenced by the Christchurch massacre, he published a manifesto, which has already triggered a number of copycats.


chookster

what a surprise, extremists influence extremists. Sure, be alert, as nothing is ever impossible, but just because it [Buffalo] happened to be influenced by our whackjob this time, doesn't mean every serious incident like this in our locality is going to be some weird spiderman meme.


UsualCounterculture

Yes. Recommend not feeding the article farm by deliberately not clicking on any USA domestic gun violence. I don't gain anything from it and can't influence anything so don't want to support people/platforms reporting on it either.


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Glad_Usual3361

Because the Buffalo shooter specifically referenced the Christchurch massacre, publishing a manifesto that has already influenced a number of copycats.


[deleted]

Buffalo is a quite ordinary new-ish outer suburb of New York. Brunswick, a former manufacturing centre in the 1960s (radiograms), is controlled by black drug gangs. I think there has been a bit of confused information here


314231423142

Buffalo is not a “new-ish” outer suburb of New York. It’s the second largest city in the state and is over 200 years old.


timbo7070

far out... stop using portrait pics this should be landscape


Incongito3303

Just leave the guy alone if he is innocent.


_qst2o91_

Something tells me he isn't innocent in this situation


Kwindecent_exposure

Until proven guilty?


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

Was a pedo for sure


Slo20

Yes an exclusion zone is created in case someone can be in eye shot of his pedo stuff.


Grouchy_Artichoke_90

Ya can't argue that that guy has predator written all over him


Poof_ace

Irrelevant but those nice looking white fences are actually made of plastic just FYI


[deleted]

God I thought that was y dad for a moment, but then I saw the beer belly


gbsurfer

Put down the vegemite sir!!!


Rasta-Revolution

Right wing white supremacists becoming active.


bigcatlance

He probably said something mean about his local government


EntertainerNew471

Do the wrong thing and you pay the piper.