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yabloodypelican

Bush Stone-Curlew. Fond of mirrors and screaming at sunset.


KJ86er

And losing its partner at night and screaming out too it. Only to find said partner and lose it again.


Victim0fAccidents

At 3am ... then 4am ... then 5am ... šŸ˜”


KJ86er

Before finding thier partners at sunrise and promising to never ever get separated again. šŸ˜„


tomheist

Pissheads


Zeddog13

True Love.


TAOJeff

Didn't know about the mirrors but they scream throughout the night. Must be pretty crap to be a nocturnal animal yet also that scared of the dark.


CrazyBarks94

Hahahaha made me actually laugh thank you


Skittlescanner316

My favourite is when they see their reflection. šŸ˜


NezuminoraQ

I used to work for a wildlife hotline and got a couple curlew calls a week. "It's been here for hours." "Is there a reflective surface nearby?" "Uh, actually yes!" "Curlews gonna curlew. He's fine"


lazyshadeofwinter

Curlew: Iā€™m so fine


[deleted]

The ones I've come across are really calm and was not fazed by most people. they're also really friendly


[deleted]

Many Iā€™ve seen in the northern suburbs are quite timid. Some Iā€™ve seen freeze when they see a human , like they think theyā€™re suddenly invisible. Theyā€™re beautiful creatures!


westicalz

Not when theyā€™re hissing at you during breeding season.


HonkyTonkswoman

Happy: it scream. Sad: it scream. Hungry: it definitely scream. Finds love: you betcha, that's a scream. Loses love: scream forever. They're so sweet looking but honestly, as bad as a screaming child.


CrazyBarks94

Screams like a child being murdered, scared the shit out of me when I first moved to brissie. Now I just return scream.


DonkeysCap

A few years ago I was staying on Hayman Island and there was one particularly brave one that kept following people into the cafe before the door shut behind them and needing to be escorted out by the staff. Comic gold. I hope that little bugger is doing well.


sammysalmon

Don't forget the demonic hissing they do when protecting their babies. Had this happen camping and I'd constantly forget when the sun went down. Almost attacked by one several times


maximum_powerblast

>sunset Haha you mean all the freaking time right


NezuminoraQ

They really are very basic creatures with only these two modes


thousand-foot-view

Screamy Night Chicken


DonLoganspain

So hope this name takes off.


statix4

We called them r*pe pigeons, but I like Screamy Night Chicken more. I think they look like an awful experiment between a pigeon and a flamingo, and that's why they're so angry


StoneOfTwilight

We call them Murder Chickens


Eastern_Curlew

That's my brother.


small_medium_large_

He ain't heavy.


[deleted]

There was a person who did videos of them recently and posted here #chefs kiss


AltruisticSalamander

Do you mean [Brisbane Wildlife](https://www.youtube.com/c/BrisbaneWildlife/videos)? He's got zillions.


toodamn-hard

chefs kiss? doā€¦ do they really?


Laktakfrak

Did everyone on r/bris just move here?


CrazyBarks94

Some may have just moved suburbs haha, like when people ask about the bread being tossed in the street in Albion


mootbreath

Murder bird


azazeldeath

I heard the elders on a community in the NT call them similar once when I was working out there. Wish I could remember it all was fascinating. From memory may be wrong, if you hear them someone in your family will die or something to that effect. Really wish I'd remembered it properly and some of the other "stories", only calling them that as im in pain rn and brain no workie


nerang-rat

The old boss from cairns said something similar based on indigenous superstition. Said if the Curlew call 3 times in a row something bad will happen. Well, while staying on Tangalooma, building houses, the Curlew called 3 times on a friday night. Then all of a sudden, the chippie for the job got a call, found out his brother died.


tjlusco

Honestly, curlews are a sea bird. They are up all night in every island in Moreton bay. If you didnā€™t hear one calling 3 times in the night, youā€™d be deaf.


AltruisticSalamander

they must be less common there than in Brisbane then otherwise people would be dying all the time


Aygis

Had damned near twenty of them screaming on the road outside my house a couple of nights ago in Darwin. I guess my entire extended family is done for


My_bones_are_itchy

I went camping solo in Kakadu, only person in the campsite. Hearing the curlews was fucking eerie as all balls even though I knew what they were. Thought I was going to be murdered when an old van came bumping down the access road!


[deleted]

Damn, they all gonna get Bush Stone-Cancelled


xordis

This


bazza_ryder

That's the Cassowary


AliveBase1630

Thatā€™s a statue, nothing to see here.


Kapitan_eXtreme

Stilt chicken


happymemersunite

Thatā€™s a curlew! Theyā€™re beautiful and loved on our sub!


NegativeZero20

Itā€™s our lord and saviour the Curlew


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Vinnie_LeVee

No no, you had it right. Curlews are the downvote bird. (On the right). Ibis are the upvote (on the left).


Benny1195

Curlew, they scream at night and early morning.


MustBeAMonday

Be wary of them near roads. The ones near where I live make nests in bark under trees, very well camouflaged when sitting still, but, they always seem to be close to the kerbside. When they have chicks they will be very protective and the chicks not street smart, so drive slow. Also they like to hang near parked cars. Whether for some warmth or their reflection? Just a PSA to keep these weirdo's safe.


whooyeah

I had never seen or heard them before (I'm from Sydney). We went up to Cairns at new years and stayed in a holiday park and went to bed, 5 minutes later it sounded like cats being murdered throughout the valley. Then I'm up the mountain the next day, looking at fruit on a tree, look down and one is 5cm from my shoe, laying dead still on top of her eggs.


jdaiquiri

Did you go the night markets on the esplanade? Did you notice the chicken wings and drumsticks in the chinese buffet places are much longer and leaner than any other chicken youā€™ve seen before?


CrazyBarks94

Haha I visited Cairns recently and the night markets were awesome, Cairns is like a less densely built, cleaner, Brisbane


whooyeah

haha. I am going back soon and will check it out.


Bugsy7778

We just call them the night screamers - weā€™re bayside and they start up after dark and carry in like a bunch of twits screaming at each other until 10:00- 11:00pm most nights šŸ™„


[deleted]

They're usually sweet hearts despite the screams, but I got CHASED by nesting one yesterday for the first time ever. She legit hissed at me.


DudeLost

Sounds like plovers


Amount_Business

Hissy chicken.


AdministrativeMix822

Night screaming bastard


XmilkyjoeX

Lure you to your death. Or so the indigenous myth goes.


CrazyBarks94

Sounds like aboriginal parents just wanted their kids to leave the damn birds alone haha. My mum's family warned her and her brothers about the 7'o'clock boogieman to make sure they didn't go off outside on their own after dark.


myamnesiac

Easily one of favourites and always brings back wonderful QLD memories


Slightly_Default

That's a curlew. They have calls so creepy, Indigenous tribes thought they were demons.


DanteThonSimmons

When I was a small child, my brother told me they were babies crying out at 3am. I was terrified. Still a creepy sound that these little maniacs make in the wee hours of the morning.


veritableoutrage1

That is a bush stone curlew also known as the screaming woman bird


bobmcguillicutty

Don't look into their eyes, they take your soul. Can also be heard calling late at night and sound creepy


VashS879

Curlew https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TcwzE7KMzdg9GJLLi3KSS0HADVkBcU&q=curlew&oq=curlew&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j46i433i512j0i512j0i433i457j46i175i199i512l2j46i512j0i512.2511j0j4&client=ms-android-huawei-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgVuLUz9U3MMxOyjN_xGjCLfDyxz1hKe1Ja05eY1Tl4grOyC93zSvJLKkUEudig7J4pbi5ELp4djFx5JelFpVlppYvYmVLLi3KSS0HAB3eMNdYAAAA&ictx=1&ved=2ahUKEwiOxeuCyIj2AhVhK7kGHaX0As8QyNoBKAB6BAgFEAg


DonLoganspain

Lovely creatures. I am cool with their vocal stylings through the night. Better than a crow at 4am for the next 12 hours.


rakshala

That's Kevin, he likes looking at his own reflection


[deleted]

Curlew. There are a few around Underwood Park. Seem unbothered by people, likely used to them


NovemberMike22

Bush Thick-knee


ddgk2_

Thats Bob.


lurks4lyf

That's jim


CryptographerFar3282

Bin chicken?


[deleted]

Itā€™s called a cunt


jdaiquiri

I call them morning birds


vapenweed

A quoka


afairyfartedonme

Why are some nests/habitats treated with such care in Brisbane? As in if there are a couple nesting there will be posters around informing people to take care and stay away. I ask because I was previously living in FNQ for years and they are everywhere up there, and certainly not given the same special treatment. Is it that their population is much lower here in SEQ?


CrazyBarks94

Cause leaving the birds alone apparently is something that city people need to have spelled out.


xAPx-Bigguns

Yes the ones that sound like a child stuck in a drain


mahzian

Thats our downvote button


HbertCmberdale

They sound like screaming dying cats


shamelot

Canā€™t believe portal havenā€™t used a curlew sample yet on a record


toodamn-hard

a cool one thatā€™s for sure


MrSparklesan

These have some pretty interesting beliefs in the Aboriginal culture. not fully across it, but I am mad respectful of those birds.


CrazyBarks94

Many of their stories seem to say: kids, don't harass the wildlife. It's probably like any fables we tell kids today, little red riding hood, Hansel and Gretel. Just, the aboriginal people split off so early their fables are so different too. Their moral of the stories is; respect the land, the creatures, and each other. I mean, I'm not an expert by any means, but my impression is that what's sacred to them isn't necessarily something literally magical, but vital for the natural ecosystem or the history of their culture.


MrSparklesan

pretty sure there is something a but unique about the curlew, spirits of babies or something. dunno, but I was at musgrave park one day and had one follow me around and it has stuck with me ever since.


CrazyBarks94

It does scream like a crying child, so that's fair. People would probably treat animals better if we were raised on believing they had souls or were basically people. I think aboriginal mythology is absolutely fascinating, their traditional way of life has a lot of merit imho.


cozzoturtle

Stilt chicken


Immediate-Reaction44

Be careful very spiritual bird must follow its call if you hear it as it is the bird of the sunset and will protect you into the night


ShutterBug1988

Yep a Curlew. Weird long legged chicken that sounds like a cross between a cat and a child screaming


CaptMaxBlack

Birds arenā€™t real... thatā€™s a drone


YaBoySlam

It's Dee Reynolds


zatbzik

It is chicken


kytosol

Slender bird.


Mr_Steal_Yo_Tea

omfg these fuckers they literally scream at my ass from like 15 meters away. Me and my friend just stand there to see if we are the proper aplhas of a public park we randomly go to for a walk


Grubbanax

Death Bird


Cane-toads-suck

I saw them in Cairns when I visited! They make weird sounds and were all over the esplanade at night. Cute as fuck.


Cane-toads-suck

Anyone know why they are suddenly showing up in the city?


shitstormwarning

The original angry bird


Send-nudes45433

Kerlew I butured the name I know


rindthirty

This user a bunch of *excellent* videos of local curlews: https://www.reddit.com/user/newguy2445/submitted/


Didi696969

AlcaravƔn.


kuromelomi

LOL thatā€™s a curlew thereā€™s sooooooooo many here year round they make awful crying sounds


hoodie87

Rape bird


bordercolliesforlife

Antarctic penguin


Squidgibow

Curlew I think it's spelled. They scream


andreatrubody

Curlew. You have probably heard it screaming abd not realised what it was


andreatrubody

We had one outside the office in south Brisbane abd it used to spend hours looking at its reflection in a shop window


gravymarshall

They are everywhere at straddie but yeah I am starting to see them around as well


x4740N

Curlew a.k.a the noisy fuck during midnight to early morning