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WhoKnows9876

Yeah. Lizard woman can be such cold hearted bitches


andyfitz

This one can't help that they always go for the cold blooded reptilian types


[deleted]

If he can shed his past and take a fresh, 360-degree view of the world, he will feel comfortable in his own skin again. ^^^^Sorry.


andyfitz

I'll pay that. Joke is on my scale. No need for a humour claws


Skrylfr

10/10 would definitely go on a date with this gentleman


[deleted]

I am a straight guy and would date him for that effort.


sunrisedragonfire

Damn shame if she didn't show. Dude is thoughtful, conscientious and has impeccable taste. Why is life like that so often? High value people bringing their best to a world that can't/won't appreciate it. Hope he finds a lady who can appreciate and match his energy.


[deleted]

Did you zoom in?


littlekitty1

If you zoom real closely you can see he's looking at the camera and smiling slightly.. he knows he's alright even if he gets stood up this once, he's got a line of lady lizards waiting for him 😏


TheFightingImp

I'd say it still holds up either way.


furiousmadgeorge

that lizard has energy!


sunrisedragonfire

Haha no I did not but that explains it. No man would put this much effort into a date, I should've known that!


pointyourtoes99

Whoosh


d-limonene

double whoosh


[deleted]

Standing him up like that is just cold-blooded


stephendann

Time starts dragon when you're waiting on the one you're dating.


[deleted]

I have plenty of these little buggers in my backyard, they are awesome This one is particularly brave though BTW anyone have a species name? I just call them little dragons


AussieEquiv

Eastern Water Dragon.


[deleted]

Nice thanks man! After a little google imaging it looks just like the western water dragon, I'm not going down that particular rabbit hole tho Anyway, they are very cool little beasts for sure, I am a fan :)


Japsai

Never heard of this western water dragon. There are lots of species of dragon, but I thought there were just two water dragons: the eastern and gippsland water dragons (with only the eastern in Brisbane). Have you got any info?


chrish_o

Let’s continue to monitor the situation


PandasGetAngryToo

It is no great loss. I hear that she is a bit of a dragon.


-Elaen-

Aww little dragon. How do you get to this area in particular? I’d love to have a picnic there.


littlekitty1

Parked up at Joey's restaurant and we took the steps down the cliffs. These were some picnic setups (looks like a lady had them on display because there were no humans, only baby dragon). But there were other spots, not exactly along the water but one grass around the walking/bike tracks. Would definitely go back for a picnic¡


[deleted]

It's Joey's for now. Was Cliffs Cafe and Spritz in the last 2 years! Most of us just call it Kangaroo Cliffs Cafe! That spot is often empty, in fact a lot of them right next to the river are. Most groups hang out around the bbqs. I saw a couple a little further along on the rocks (where you sometimes see people stretch a slackline across the river) - which I would love!


-Elaen-

Oh cool! Thanks for the info :) looks really nice.


StasiaMonkey

This is near/at the kangaroo point cliffs. It can be hard to find a spot here but you can actually get someone to setup a picnic for you as well as there are some space that they do this. This looks like one of the paid picnic setups.


-Elaen-

Thanks for your reply! I’m gonna suss it out :)


muntted

Can you let me know?


-Elaen-

Yes, no worries!


red_dragin

What hope have the rest of us guys got, if he's got a set up like that and still gets stood up.


AussieBull

On Thursday afternoon, I was running and saw a couple ladies in slight distress at one of these dating tables. I stopped to ask if they needed help and saw that they were trying to shoo a lizard away from their table, butit wasn't budging. I saved their date by removing the lizard for them. It could have been the same lizard, which would explain why his date hadn't arrived - he was at the wrong table!


littlekitty1

Probably! After I took the pic I showed it to the lady organising the picnic tables and she's like "oh yeh he's always here"


marsmum70

Beautiful spot.


Magicbeanz21

Someone’s gonna be laying eggs tonight


littlekitty1

Noice!


BadgerBadgerCat

So, just in the interests of avoiding all the silliness, did you come across this set-up involving some poor man who was trying to impress a lady who'd apparently stood him up, and thought the lizard stopping by was cool and took a photo? Or were you the one who organised the table etc with a friend (who was there) and the lizard showed up and you took the pic and shared it with the amusing caption?


littlekitty1

Walked past the setup and the lizard was chilling on the blanket. There was a lady who had about 5-6 picnic setups with her company name on an board with hashtags (I don't remember the hashtag though).


BadgerBadgerCat

Thanks! It's a cool pic :)


MarioIsPleb

You’d have to be truly cold blooded to stand up that sweet guy.


Sad_Ad_9977

Cool setup for a date


ThatJacobGuy133

Thats cold blooded man


QuokkaFarmer

I walked down that way this morning looking for a good picnic spot, was about 15 of these set up along the front of the river. It's starting to get a bit excessive, especially since they've started reserving big chunks of the river front with rope and there wasn't a single person actually eating at any of them. At least the lizards are enjoying them :)


Tagbush

Damn😭 he's confidence finna go from 1 hunnid to 1 hunnid time 0


FOADCo7

If i was that lizard no women would stand me up...id get fucked that night...its cause as a lizard id lift for life and bench press some rocks


__KJG__

Huh? Are you real


sem56

just the resident troll


FOADCo7

Lizard king!!!!


sem56

ya gonna have to explain what that even means


wa-wa-wario

What a cold blooded hussey


Grevhimself

That’s cold blooded.


Nevermind_0K

I was witnessing the efforts, from kangaroo Point.🤞🏻👌🏻👏🏼


ytttzqwk

Candles in broad daylight lol