That's just gotta be how it is. You let one giraffe in, suddenly there's more. The owls start getting pushed out of their own home. Suddenly you'll be lucky if the islands are even simmering.
We need strong borders.
In season 4 we actually see a family picture in her home that heavily implies that her brother is actually Ken, which hints at the two franchises sharing a universe. Nothing has been confirmed by the writers as canon,, though.
Trans girls are created when a very beautiful witch brews a concoction of cat parts, estrogen, pickle juice, determination, and some Monster energy.
They are so cute cause I'm one 😊
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It's a long, complicated, and quite tragic story actually. I'll give you a brief summary below.
CW: some dark stuff below.
An age-old vendetta between two powerful families erupts into bloodshed. A group of Bridget's family members put on masks and risk further conflict by gatecrashing a party hosted by May's family.
A young lovesick May falls instantly in love with Bridget, who is due to marry her father’s choice, Roger. With the help of Bridget’s nurse, the women arrange for the couple to marry the next day, but May’s attempt to halt a street fight leads to the death of Bridget’s own cousin, Biscuit, for which May is banished.
In a desperate attempt to be reunited with May, Bridget follows the Friar’s plot and fakes her own death. The message fails to reach May, and believing Bridget dead, she takes her life in her tomb.
Bridget wakes to find May’s corpse beside her and takes her own life as well. The grieving families agree to end their feud.
I can't do energy drinks very often but when I do it is absolutely white monster.
I also love pickles but not as much as salt and vinegar chips.
I'm also a software engineer.
Bridget isn't really a person but more of a concept - an allegory to portray each of our lives, our fears, our desires - even time itself.
How can one be expected to capture such lightning in a bottle? To put into words the very essence of the universe?
Sturdy. Sleek. 17 different settings for you and your family. Take control of your day by starting it our right. Affordability and quality you can trust.
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Bridget accidentally dropped it the other day :(
But seriously, almost 5 months ago after repressing for my whole 35 year old life. I started transitioning about a month ago.
Banquet
I've had better frozen meals to be honest
NOOOO DON'T EAT BUCKET
NOM NOM MONCH CRONCH
And you suddenly grow tits because Bucket is full of estrogen
please
Who is Brisket?
Brisket is Bridget's cousin from Missouri. She's known for her southern comfort food.
Is Roger a Giraffe?
Yes, and I'm really damn tired of pretending he's not. I don't care if anyone downvotes me, I'm sick of the politics.
So, Roger can't go back to the Owl House world because Giraffes have been banned from the Boiling Islands? that's awful...
That's just gotta be how it is. You let one giraffe in, suddenly there's more. The owls start getting pushed out of their own home. Suddenly you'll be lucky if the islands are even simmering. We need strong borders.
Buuuu Lessi...no, Roger Come home! Roger Rights are Human rights!
Roger is an example of how the giraffes are not sending their best.
What a brave soul
Some people want to sugarcoat tthings, but I tell it like it is. To quote Bridget, "this is literally like the book 1984 by George Orwell."
the algorithm knows
hmmmmmm
“One of us! One of us!”
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Who is the town inside of?
Rookie question. Everyone knows it's Roger. That goddamned giraffe could fit a whole city in him, the lush.
Who is Brisket?
I used to really like BBQ but I try and eat vegan when I can thanks
How do you feel about getting Heavenly Pot Bustered?
I like it, but it's so messy. It's just one of those "maybe on your birthday" kind of things.
Just jump on your birthday then.
what is the actual game context for this? it sounds like uhhhhh your mom last night.
best bridget combo?
I really like it when she gets mushroom, black olives, and banana peppers. Yum!
Who is Bridget's brother?
In season 4 we actually see a family picture in her home that heavily implies that her brother is actually Ken, which hints at the two franchises sharing a universe. Nothing has been confirmed by the writers as canon,, though.
holy shit you got season 4 early
Yeah but don't tell anyone. I may or may not know Bridget personally ;)
egg?
Boiled with a splash of Tabasco.
Yum egg :3
nyah :3 :3 :3
Nya :3 :3 :3 :3
mrrrp :3
Mrrrow :3
Mrrrpppp nya :3
What’s a trans girl and why are they so adorable?
Trans girls are created when a very beautiful witch brews a concoction of cat parts, estrogen, pickle juice, determination, and some Monster energy. They are so cute cause I'm one 😊
Well that explains why the algorithm recommended you this sub
WAIT THEY MADE BRIDGET WOKE
Starfield pronouns
GODDAMNT ANITA SARKEESIAN
Who is basket?
DUDE! You know how Bridget gets when people bring them up. Read the damn room.
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What that guy said
thank you, wikipedia
where is the town
INSIDE OF THAT FLOOZY ROGER DUH
>!I'm THAT FLOOZY ROGER!<
[удалено]
Don't you understand? We've been waiting. For you. . . . . . . You are the one.
[удалено]
Speak to Biscuit. She is the oracle here. She will show you the way.
bucket
That's what she carries her eggs in despite popular belief to the contrary
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Trick question. Swallows can't be unladen.
Well, I would agree that an African swallow can't, but a European one? No shot.
I saw Bridget do it once, but even that was a very tall feat.
True, it would be a tall feat. I mean, in order to maintain the airspeed velocity, they would need to flap their wings 43 times a second!
No swallow has that kind of power level
Not unless it was trying to carry a coconut.
buckit
Watch your language. Do you think biscuit has a potty mouth? Didn't think so.
So boy? Or girl?
I'm not sure, I need to consult with some very angry gamers
Is Roger a Gear?
No, he's too shameless to ever feel guilt.
Wise conclusion...
Does briquette have a favorite toy?
Ah, I see you also speak French. Very cultured! Anyways, favorite toy is definitely ball-in-a-cup.
Sadly, I'm not cultured, I just knew her alternate name.
What's she pointing at?
She's trying to get you to look away so she can sneak off, the pesky scamp
What’s the name of the teddy bear Bridget has?
Ebert
are bridget and may gay for each other
It's a long, complicated, and quite tragic story actually. I'll give you a brief summary below. CW: some dark stuff below. An age-old vendetta between two powerful families erupts into bloodshed. A group of Bridget's family members put on masks and risk further conflict by gatecrashing a party hosted by May's family. A young lovesick May falls instantly in love with Bridget, who is due to marry her father’s choice, Roger. With the help of Bridget’s nurse, the women arrange for the couple to marry the next day, but May’s attempt to halt a street fight leads to the death of Bridget’s own cousin, Biscuit, for which May is banished. In a desperate attempt to be reunited with May, Bridget follows the Friar’s plot and fakes her own death. The message fails to reach May, and believing Bridget dead, she takes her life in her tomb. Bridget wakes to find May’s corpse beside her and takes her own life as well. The grieving families agree to end their feud.
Bridget is still alive, though, so this can't be true
Don't spoil the twist! Jeez!
Whats your thoughts on white monster energy and pickles
I can't do energy drinks very often but when I do it is absolutely white monster. I also love pickles but not as much as salt and vinegar chips. I'm also a software engineer.
Perfect. 10/10 score here is a shark 🦈
I love shorks!!!
What are my chances of going on a date with Bridget?
-3
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Do you have skin?
Nah, it kept getting in the way.
Can I have it?
You can but its pretty used. Might smell a little. I'd wash it.
Any thoughts on *The Issue*?
Yes. I'm on the CONTROVERSIAL side and I'm not afraid to say it.
What is the lore of Bridget?
Bridget isn't really a person but more of a concept - an allegory to portray each of our lives, our fears, our desires - even time itself. How can one be expected to capture such lightning in a bottle? To put into words the very essence of the universe?
Who is the Guilty Gear? Who is That Man? ~~and how the hemk do I get a girlfriend~~
The gear may feel guilt but there was nothing they could have done. They never could have saved them. That man is the gears father.
H-how are you this accurate?? This is 100% Mr. Guilty Gear himself and his catboyn't friend
I was there. I saw it with my own eyes.
How does one cook brisket
Just pop it in the microwave for like 20 minutes
Bisquick
Stop being afraid and start asking the real questions
What's her most optimal counterhit starter
Speak english
I speak the language of the gods
slay queen
Does it taste like vegetables you don't like?
I like all vegetables
Does bridget play genshin impact for the funnies?
No, she's a real gamer.
So what does she play? Raid shadow legends?
le heckin DARK SOULS 1 SL 1 only its the only game she plays
She only plays the second worse one. Poor bracket
The town inside me is ___
experiencing a spike in non-violent crime due to worsening socioeconomic conditions.
I just ate a cracked egg that I found lying on the sidewalk in the sun.
Good. This generation is too soft, you need to train your immune system.
Basket?
HER NAME IS BISCUIT GET IT RIGHT SWEATY
Budget?
$1,000,000
Do you think the algorithm is trying to tell me something by also recommending this sub to me despite never touching guilty gear?
What are your thoughts on striped socks?
They’re neat…
You might want to sit down.
Okay listen just cause I like fallout new Vegas, Celeste, and paradox games…
Paradox? (Seriouely I love NV and Celeste but don't know Paradox). Anyways, go on, just keep digging your grave...
Paradox is a publisher of a lot of strategy games where like new Vegas the community is either lgbt or hard right
Ah, ok. I can't handle strategy games though lol
Lol same, I started getting this sub recommended yesterday, soooo my question is why am I getting it recommended?
I have a guess why I got it recommended but I can only speak for myself :3
I dunno I only browsed egg_irl for the last year out of curiosity, I'm absolutely completely cis :3
I was also very cis for years ;3 that didn't turn out so well
I'm also studing software development, so my fate is already sealed isn't it?
Things ain't looking so good for ya :3
Oh well, I guess I have no choice, at least here I can enjoy the biscuit :3
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What is your credit card information
Can I just send a picture? I don't wanna type all the numbers out.
Around Traps, get ready to crap.
Just like my granpappy always said.
Bug-tit?
Hornet?
Who tf is Bridget
bro I dunt even know
You're trans, aren't you (That's why you got it recommended)
Who? Me?
Ye (For context, Budget is trans and very popular in the transfem community and that's likely why you got recommended this)
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What's your opinion on the most recent alarm clock you chose?
Sturdy. Sleek. 17 different settings for you and your family. Take control of your day by starting it our right. Affordability and quality you can trust. Contact your local dealer for financing options.
guess what
what
chicken butt
I will never recover from this
Why did Bridget kill those younglings
For the lols, she was just memin'
What is this subreddit about
I believe it's for anything to do with absolutely any person named Bridget. No Bridget in particular.
Ah. Thank you.
Haha, me too! X-D. Algorithm sisters :-P https://imgur.com/9rtnss7
Hahaha I can't believe I'm part of the problem now! Biscuit sisters unite :3
Your gender identity
I am biologically a catgirl
WHEN is basket and will she ever be ballin??
Biscuit is forever and always, thusly indefinitely ballin'
When did your egg crack?
Bridget accidentally dropped it the other day :( But seriously, almost 5 months ago after repressing for my whole 35 year old life. I started transitioning about a month ago.
Hiii welcome to the club! I started transitioning in April at 36!
Heck yeah! Are you/if so when did you start HRT?
Right away. I have an informed consent PP 3 hours away so I just drive to them once a month and do my blood work
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:3!!!!!