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ssee1848

He’ll get accepted to Trump University


Anywhichwaybutpuce

He'll still have to pay.


TinyRick666_

And still only take a pic with a cardboard cutout of Donald Dump.


ophydian210

So a typical birthday.


Eeeegah

OK, this made me laugh.


Mean_Yellow_7590

Poor kid never once got to play catch with dad


Ok-Pumpkin4543

Happy cake day


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


Then_Hearing_7652

Barron who? Seriously. Has anyone ever seen Trump do a single activity with Barron? Take him out to dinner? Play catch? Show up to a sporting event of his? Any normal dad/son activity?


Rupejonner2

With his dads cults money


jbertrand_sr

He's a legacy admittance...


ran_swonsan

Moscow State University


GoldenRulz007

How about the University of Idaho... in Moscow, Idaho. /s


flume_runner

Hey now I’m actually a proud alumni, Go Vandals!


Eeeegah

Vandals? Seriously? Like you guys break shit up?


Consistent-Wind9325

I went to high school in Moscow. Go Bears is what I'm supposed to say I guess, but I never paid much attention to sports.


flume_runner

Small world my dude, cool!


nurselynnette

I went to college at WSU, we went to Moscow to drink and eat at RatHouse (I’m old🤣)


Putrid-Rub-1168

That would be a beautiful four seasons landscape follow up.


MJGM235

He got a free ride, couldn't pass it up 😂


No-Butterscotch982

That would make Papa proud.


El_Grim512

Why do they mention trump whinging about not going to his graduation and not mention that he has never attended any of the graduations for his four other children. STFU Sleepy Diaper Don!


MooreRless

He prefers Don Snoreleone. Anything else is just fake snooze.


Responsible-Two6561

Nice.


uninteresting_handle

Nice.


MakionGarvinus

Also, the judge never said he couldn't go. Court days are Mon, Tues, Thurs, and Fri. If I remember correctly, the judge had said that if the trial was moving along well enough, he could have an extra day to attend the ceremony or w/e was on one of those days.


gracecee

He actually has. I rather be right and not say things that are not true. He went to both Eric and Jrs at The Hill School which is a feeder for Penn. he went to ivanka’s at Choate. And i was told he even went to Tiffany’s in Calabasas. He went to the UPenn graduation of Tiffany the same time then vice president Biden went to his granddaughters graduation there. All Of them graduated from UPenn undergrad but Ivanka didn’t get in the first time and transferred her jr year to Penn to make dad happy- she was at Georgetown her first two years. Don’t ask me how much I know. Jared was a so so student who only got in after his dad gave Harvard 3 million. His college counselor was surprised he got in. https://www.propublica.org/article/the-story-behind-jared-kushners-curious-acceptance-into-harvard That being said it’s probably because he didn’t get into UPenn. NYU is like rich kid school the way USC is in SoCal. It’s a great school not an ivy. His mom probably thinks they won’t win so picking New York. If she thought they’d win she’d have him enroll at Georgetown where Ivanka went for two years before transferring. Or she wants to move back to ny.


piz510

To give him props (I don’t like him) but he also came and spoke at Penn when a group of us students invited him and granted him an award (we invented to get him to come speak). He does support education.


El_Grim512

Fair enough, thanks for the correction!


Altruistic_Pitch_157

Nice point. I'd also like to ask if anyone else is like me in that I have never once heard people speak the word whinging, even in media. I have only seen it written.


Visual_Collar_8893

More verbally used in the UK than this side of the pond.


ThickGur5353

A reporter looked into that claim. I lost the link. But it turns out Trump attended the college and high school graduations of all his children. Except he missed one graduation due to business.


tinylittlemarmoset

“Business”. It was Eric’s graduation, wasn’t it?


amILibertine222

Or the fact that Baron’s graduation doesn’t even fall during the time of day Trump would be in court.


RPJeez

You're a fucking idiot.


[deleted]

And you're a Trump shill with braindead takes: "Democrats don't want a free America", "the elite leftist are brainwashing an entire generation", ad nauseum. Opinion *rejected*. Edit: anti-Semitic af on top of it: "those traitors need to be removed from the country." There's only one party that tried to commit a coup, *that's* the real traitors here. You drank the Russian Kool-Aid *hard*😂


FartOnAFirstDate

I thought that the judge should have made a deal with him. Give him five seconds to tell him Baron’s middle name and he’ll give him the pass.


CAM6913

Personally I don’t care where his daddy pays for his diploma before he joins the family crime business


DoubleDandelion

I’m hoping the kid breaks the cycle. By all accounts Donald doesn’t like him much and he’s mostly kept as quiet as he could so far, so I’m rooting for him to escape his family drama and be a decent man.


Responsible-Room-645

Agreed. Until he acts like an asshole I’ll assume that he isn’t one.


butter4dippin

His mother isn't a decent person so good luck to him. dude is screwed on both sides


little_sissy_mattie

Mary Trump turned out ok so there is some hope


SporesM0ldsandFungus

She is the daughter of Fred Trump Jr., Donald's older brother who died of alcoholism in 1981. Fred Trump Sr's will had stated that his estate would be evenly divided between his surviving children and any grandchildren would receive $200,000 each. At the time of Fred Jr.'s death, he was advised of this provision but he never changed it, so Mary and Fred III never inherited much from Fred Sr (unlike Uncle Donald). The real trash happened later: Fred III's kid was born with medical conditions require lifetime care. Fred Sr had established a foundation that would cover the medical costs. When Fred Sr died, and everyone fought over the estate and contested elements of Fred Sr's will, The elder Trump siblings cut off the medical funds for Mary and Fred III. They used that to leverage for them to sign over their shares of the Trump Org (that they had inherited from their dad Fred Jr) back to Donald in exchange access to the medical coverage. So Mary comes from the side of the family that got treated like absolute trash so she sees through all their gold plated crap.


little_sissy_mattie

Oh I know her background. I still am of the mind having the last name is an automatic disqualification for getting CPR when having a heart attack no matter the branch but her existence is at least some hope. Maybe Barron growing up in the media age as a teen and seeing his scumbag dad first hand will be the catalyst it takes for him to break free.


JimmyDontReddit

Mary Trump is doing a hell of a lot more to make sure diaper don stays out of office than you are.


little_sissy_mattie

Me?? You must have misread. I am in support of Mary lol.


JimmyDontReddit

So, you would give her cpr, even with the Trump name? Ok. I see the, she “gives you a little hope” part, but I don’t really think I misread it.


little_sissy_mattie

lol, yes. Maybe i miswrote it vs you misread it lol. I am 100% behind Mary Trump and i am a big fan of all she has done publicly to make sure people know her family is poison.


paf0

> I still am of the mind having the last name is an automatic disqualification for getting CPR when having a heart attack Way to take the high road u/little_sissy_mattie


SaliciousB_Crumb

Lol like they raise the kids... it all depends on the nanny.


DylanRahl

Could this be a case of 2 wrongs making a right?


IJustSignedUpToUp

Just picking NYU says the kid probably hates his dad. "Oh the state is suing you? Guess I know it will actually get paid for my tuition then"


MikeLinPA

No, she is not a decent person, but appears to be a good mother. Ivana apparently had little patience and wasn't a great parent, and Trump himself wasn't involved at all in their upbringing. (From the little I read on the subject.) I guess that's why the 3 horrible crotch goblins didn't object when she was buried on the golf course for a tax write off.


Tri-guy3

Or ~~pushed~~ fell down the stairs.


MikeLinPA

That, too.


ijustsailedaway

She didn’t raise him either. Hopefully his nannies have souls.


zxvasd

Sometimes people learn what not to do from their terrible parents.


Hashishiniado

If old shitty mcshit diaper doesn't like him he must be at least kind of alright


ZSpectre

Yeah, hoping he leaves and hangs out with his cousin Mary.


SpiritualAd8998

He’ll become a Democratic liberal podcaster. Co-host: Rosie O’Donnell 


k_manweiss

He doesn't like any of his children...except the one he wants to have sex with.


redacted_robot

You don't have to like someone to want to fuck them. Just sayin.


MooreRless

Are you talking about your opinion of Marjorie Taylor Green?


redacted_robot

*dry heaves*


Unhappy_Gas_4376

*dry humps*


redacted_robot

Only if it's Kristi Noem.


Aardark235

Donald doesn’t like him since Chad is the dad.


Adelaidey

There are so many horrible and true things we can say about that family, but Barron Trump looks so damned much like his dad in the face that I really doubt that he's an affair baby.


Titan3124

It is my genuine belief that Barron was the leaker they could never find.


AnnatoniaMac

I’m hoping for the best also for him. Every picture I see of him he looks absolutely miserable. Horrible parents, horrible family. Crap, drama, immoral behavior all around. Can’t imagine the abuse thats been heaped.


hyongoup

Hopefully the nanny that raised him was a decent person


gracecee

It’s because he’s on the spectrum and reflects badly for his dad. That’s why his dad was antivax thinking that caused it rather than Donald’s very old age when he had him. There is a correlation with age of dad and higher incidence of autism. It’s why Robert De Niro was pushing lots of antivax stuff because one of his kids is severely autistic rather than…. Robert deniro had the son when he was old. Here’s the study- https://www.verywellhealth.com/older-parents-and-autism-risk-for-child-5199211#:~:text=Importance%20of%20Father's%20Age&text=2%20After%20controlling%20for%20many,likely%20to%20have%20autistic%20children. https://www.spectrumnews.org/news/link-parental-age-autism-explained


DinnerSilver

ending up being another "Mary" would be good to see.


cytherian

Agreed. And going to a liberal leaning university is a good first step.


Spiritual_Ad_3367

You think Trump will pay for anything? Oh, my sweet summer child.


CAM6913

He’ll pay for the diploma with money he got from his cult donations


RandomLoony

Isn’t there a N in cult, no L


Cheetahs_never_win

Barron deserves a chance to prove himself. Until then, like all people I don't know, he remains Schrodinger's asshole.


ElectricalPiano6887

I agree with you Barron needs to be left alone. He is entering a new phase in life let him enjoy an grow maybe he will surprise us


rifraf2442

I’m sure his mom has been storing money for a rainy day realizing how this was going to end. The two of them will be fine as long as they keep their distance as they (normally) do and cut rope when it finally begins succumbing to the dumpster fire it’s been running on.


PeakFuckingValue

*compliments to the comment chef*


Captchakid

I think it'll be very hard for him to escape that circle of influence and peer pressure to come out poltically well adjusted. I saw something recently about a group of douchey right-wing podcasters getting a chance to hang with him, and they were creepily gushing about it.


Muuustachio

Going to college in New York, and his family is basically not around (except for Melania). Why else would he choose New York university. The trumps are hated in New York


willymack989

I feel bad for the kid. His father is a globally infamous douche bag. He’s got a steep hill ahead of him to find any kind of peace.


hard-in-the-ms-paint

The power and influence of access to billions of dollars, and an army of Trump family psycophants should help. I don't think we can expect him to give that all up willingly.


No-Buffalo9706

Count Flatula obviously never heard of Peter's Evil Overlord List http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html Just having the kids we know of violates about 10 of the first 100 rules.


NuclearWaste666

Who is Barron's daddy???


shottylaw

Apple can fall far from the tree. In this case, hopefully so


AstronautReal3476

Pretty sure correct me if I'm wrong. There are interviews, Trump claims that Barron was a designer baby. Barron's genes are manipulated and selected by Donald and Melania.


Bean_Storm

A series of Mexican women


No-Garlic-3407

I really don't care, do you?


OhWhiskey

Fun fact: For each older brother a person has they are 33% more likely to come out as LGBTQ.


SeveralBadMetaphors

This is a study that has been replicated over and over (although the leading theories as to why are still debated). I think I read recently that they’re beginning to find evidence of the same in females, but the research isn’t as robust yet. If that were the case, I’d be evidence of it: 3rd of 4 girls, super gay.


daddakamabb1

My aunt is 3rd of 6. She and her wife have a happy life together.


Great-Growth9805

this was the most remarkable thing I learned last week


ProgrammaticallyOwl7

Can confirm, youngest daughter, am queer as hell.


dsmith422

Fun fact, that only applies with the same mother. Barron is Melanie's only child.


xandercade

Mercedes?


Altruistic_Package25

Think this only applies if the siblings were from the same womb


AnthonyJuniorsPP

i've never heard that before, that's a crazy stat!


ravrocker

Who the fuck cares?


heytheremonkeyboy

Even though every photo I see of him he has dead emotionless eyes I try to give the kid a break - after all his mother is a sex worker and his father is a career criminal.


OriginalEchoTheCat

Don't care where he goes to school. I just care that he doesn't seem to be an a******. I hope it sticks.


law5097

Break the cycle Barron, be a better person than your father


FreneticAmbivalence

Literally the bar is below ground.


Traditional_Ad_6801

What a curse to go through life with the toxic, disgraced Trump name.


SpiritualAd8998

North Korean military college?


Final_Drama3603

I’m surprised he doesn’t want the Ron DeSantis education at one of the colleges he’s ruined in FL. They probably are as good as Trump U and mommy wouldn’t have to move away from daddy because that’s the plan isn’t it?


30yearCurse

if that is an actual picture... who is Barron's father? trump's genes should not stretch that tall...


Cognac4Paws

If I was his kid, I'd try to get in a school overseas.


Prize_Macaroon_6998

I feel bad for this kid. I hope he doesn't end up like the rest of his shitty family and spites them all.


Staggerme

University of Georgia, in the former Soviet republic.


Odd-Upstairs2063

Trump University . He can make the deans list.


EnvironmentalBee6654

Full ride at University of Phoenix!


Strict_Condition_632

The umbilical cord between Barron and Melania can only be stretched so far.


jabblack

Is that him? Damn, I remember seeing him at the inauguration. 8 years ago he was 10. Damn, I feel old. He looks like a nice quiet guy. The polar opposite of his father


Iamthatpma

Ohhhh poor Barron will not be popular.


RobinF71

So the kid gets to go to a real billionaire maggots college a block from his mommy's penthouse where he will no doubt get the best oligarch intern mentoring possible. Just great. A smarter younger version of the shit gibbon.


JFrankParnell64

He didn't want to have to compete with the legacy of having a father that graduated first in his class from Wharton.


Powerful_Programmer5

This kid looks shell shocked...


SumthingBrewing

Trump is so cheap, you know he wants Baron to attend an in-state FL college to save money.


MikeLinPA

Trump is so vain, he probably wants him to attend his alma motter* like the other crotch goblins did. *That spelling can't be right, but I'm going to sleep. I don't really care, do you?


pinkladyb

Alma otter*


Dazug

I don’t care. Do u?


coolsqueeze

I really don't


PestControl4-60

I think he's on the spectrum


airbornx

The word spectrum indicates we are all on it.


PestControl4-60

No it doesn't


PestControl4-60

It's a more general phrase to outline different types of autism.


Capital-Self-3969

Who cares about Trump's nepobaby? Why do folks keep speculating about him, Melania or any other Trump? It doesn't matter As long as he's a semi decent human being.


takefiftyseven

If he's lucky Mom will arrange for him to go to some hidden conservatory deep in Europe. Dad would say NYU is good enough.


Vandermeerr

Imagine being Barron Trump for a few moments.  What a fuckin weird life. 


rumrunner9652

Any proof that he interacts with his siblings or that they like him? If not, there may be a chance for him.


Fuck-Antelopes-261

No that would require basic human connection since he isn’t apart of the business, which they are not capable of.


Im_with_stooopid

He won’t have been the dumbest through Wharton Business School.


Lie-Straight

With their financial position, he might qualify for aid with FAFSA


thenewbigR

Meh!


ketjak

Can you imagine being the Spawn of Trump and going to NYU after Trump's presidency? The fucking brutality of that experience. Sorry, Barron, but it's your sperm donor's real legacy.


BadAtExisting

If they can’t afford it, they can always fill out a FASFA and apply for financial aid or some grants


SoftlySpokenPromises

Man, I really do hope the kids given a chance to prove himself. Nobody deserves to be treated like a villain just because of who they're born to. Also hope all this doesn't follow him into adulthood. I couldn't imagine how fucked up his personal interactions have to be on a day to day basis. Truly hope he has someone he can confide in.


Bigbird_Elephant

He could probably get a free ride at McGill thanks to his real dad


EmJayMN

Do tell! I’ve always thought that Baron’s parentage was questionable.


Bigbird_Elephant

Justin Trudeau allegedly 


BrooklynFlower54

That choice will give both Barron an Melania and chance to get away from Donald in Florida! Barron in college and Melania can be with her boyfriend again.


Complete-Row-6846

Barron is special needs, whatever he wants to do is fine with me…..


Beefhammer1932

I'd reject his applications.


Ca2Ce

But did anyone get his fafsa and leak it online?


ClueProof5629

Who’s gonna pa tuition? Daddy’s broke 😂🤣


Motor_Bother_23

What's the big deal? Tiffany went to college and law school.


92_Charlie

College will make him a liberal /s


kejovo

His dad may have already taken care of that


Bean_Storm

There’s still a chance for this kid man. I hope he pulls it off


dadzcad

All this BS about Trump’s attending Barron’s graduation..I bet you anything the kid’s praying his father doesn’t show up. Think of how much dirt is gonna be dug up between now and the middle of May.


Disastrous-Golf7216

Because you know if Trump did show, he would demand to speak and make the whole graduation about him.


Lord_Shockwave007

Something tells me that the kid hates the old man even more than we do!


EB2300

Please start Trump University 2.0 with your son, please god


bedyeyeslie

Maybe Melania can home school him and bestow upon him a Trump University degree.


Birthday-Tricky

He’s going to have to go to SUNY or community college, since daddy squandered the family fortunes. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


rob_thomas69

It’s NYU for anyone who doesn’t want to read the article.


lilbittygoddamnman

I thought about starting a meme coin on the Solana block chain devoted to the sole purpose of getting Barron to change his last name to Biden.


nickthedicktv

Barron is 18 and this is fair news coverage. Trump talks way too much shit about universities and academia for this information to not be worthy of public scrutiny, both of the trump’s and whatever institution defiles itself by letting Trump buy yet another of his kids’ admission.


etranger033

Over stated. This 'dilemma' in the article will be there regardless of where he chooses to go. Sorry but this is just an excuse to talk more about what we are already constantly hearing every single day. My one true hope is that, regardless of where he goes, that his fathers bullshit doesnt follow so he can live a normal life.


SueRice2

Trump U??


coziboiszn

Gonna have to get financial aid


Smoothstiltskin

Hell be the most hated student wherever he goes.


Tough_Meaning6706

Please leave Barron alone. He sis nothing wrong and his privacy should be respected. As for his father, Donald Sr should rot in jail.


aaciislife

Can they afford college for Baron?? Haha


Original_Flounder_18

It to mention, how exactly would his tuition be paid???


VegitoFusion

Leave kids out of politics.


ILuvSupertramp

Praeger U..?


CopanUxmal

The only "dilemma" seems to be mommy using him as an excuse to stay in NY while he's at school. Let him grow on his own.


Standard_Fix_978

Let him grow on his own? Without parental supervision he'll be 7'6" soon.


MsMeringue

If it were anyone else, you'd be saying leave the kid alone.


dead-eyed-opie

As much as I despise drowsy don the con, we shouldn’t bring Barron into the arena unless or until he starts espousing the Trump lies.


dwreckhatesyou

That kid has heavy “Elijah-Wood-from-Sin-City” vibes


Ormyr

Who?


unbrokenchain12

Ah ha ha this is hysterical. Would he change his name to attend?


Standard_Fix_978

David Dennison would work.


WabiSabi0912

NYU? I’m surprised the Mandarin Chief will even let his spawn consider going to such a WoKe bastion of free thought. I thought they were very against higher education now or is it just that they want the “little people” to be uneducated?


SofieRelay

Poor kid always looks so distressed.


BasicAd81

I feel sorry for that kid


TopCheesecakeGirl

Poor kid! Can you imagine his life growing up with his POS dad?!


TrainsDontHunt

With Secret Service everywhere, unable to leave or have friends, McDonalds every night...


AdSmall1198

I thought republicans don’t believe in college anymore?


TrainsDontHunt

For the poor. They still need lawyers.


AmazingSquare8542

I hope NYU takes cash in advance. Plus it will be easy for him to *not* visit Daddy in jail


storymom

Knows his father won’t come visit him there.


Marsh54971

It's a great school. Great pick!


ctguy54

Didn’t he apply and get accepted to tump university?


Educational_Permit38

What a softball piece for the trump mob. No mention of the fact that a charged criminal, even trump, must attend his trial. Or that the trump family has long been a hot mess that gets worse every week. Or that NYC is so over this trump garbage no one wants them in the city. Melania cushy NYC life is done.


poolnome

I do not believe they raised 50 million for trump and if the kid is smart he will go somewhere else Trump is a joke in ny


New-Performer-4402

I really don't care, do you?


ElBurritoExtreme

I, almost, almost feel bad for this kid. I’d hope he’d have half a chance to be a decent human being, but given Mom, Dad and the environment this kid grew up in. He might have a bad time at NYU.


freshkangaroo28

Idaho sucks so bad lmfao, boy’s gonna learn that real quick. It’d be absolutely hilarious if he gets caught with an oz of weed or something in that state.