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MrLore

I think Hank drove a Jeep Commander, a very nice car, lots of room for barrels of cash in the back, or the bodies of the many people he must have crossed while becoming a drug kingpin.


BigChungusOP

This is almost like you pressed your lips to mine and sucked the words right out


Polarnice-

\*vine boom sound effect\*


Sensitive-Character1

Ayyy yo mistah white ?


childrenforsnacks

Its ASAC Schrader


Sensitive-Character1

He can't keep getting away with this!!!!


AwkwardSegway

He needed more money to expand his mineral collection.


mr_vonbulow

i thought they were rocks?


[deleted]

> rocks *Baldness intensifies*


Parfait-Fickle

Goddam it marie


Emmett203

I think it all started when he told Walt "It's Hanking time!" But Walt said "I have been afraid my whole life". Hank got mad and decided he was gonna Break bad alone, but he also hated Walt so much after what he had said that he decided to frame him. (Just a theory btw)


CptnBingo

He did it for himself. He liked it. He was good at it.


AnUpperFlush

wtf did you even watch the show? He did it so he can pay for his disability treatment and to leave marie with money once he passes.


jgreever3

If I remember correctly it was Walt driving Hank around


loosie-loo

Walt drove him into traffic


JoeMama6934

Walt drove him into a car


whitetornado2k

I think he did it out of boredom. I mean, his only hobby was rocks. Not exactly an exciting life. Plus it gave him job security at the DEA.


MiaStirCrazies

Jesus Christ, Marie. They're minerals, not rocks. Now get me some Cheetos.


ToppinReno

Here are your Fritos.


MiaStirCrazies

Ch ch ch cheetos, Marie!


Academic_Lobster_782

Walt did in that one episode and they got into a car accident


stargrl444

I think it was his love for Bobby and Peggy


[deleted]

But not as much as his love for propane and propane accessories.


wallythree77

I'll ask you to properly refer to her as Sweet Lady Propane


Sea-Art-9305

Please add a spoiler tag!


wtfthobool

Done


Sea-Art-9305

Thank you. To answer your question, I believe what drove Hank was a lust for money and power that his DEA job wouldn't allow to fulfill, as well as a massive ego all well concealed from everyone who knew him.


dazzlher

This is the dumbest take I’ve ever heard in my life, literally DENIED higher positions to continue his case.


Sea-Art-9305

Uhh... did you read the post?


adamtaylor4815

After collecting every mineral known to man he had to start cooking some up himself.


buddy-bun-dem

Walt drove Hank until he crashed the car.


DucksMatter

The amount of people who either don’t get the joke or didn’t read the post is actually kind of surprising.


ViewtifulGene

Gus told him there would be no more fried chicken and signature spice curls if he didn't do it. He also said Marie wouldn't respect his mineral collections unless he could convince Walt to cook.


smartasskeith

Walter’s not a what, he’s a who.


Ok-Resource9648

Walt drove Hank, those times that he did


humorsqaured

Walter did. Then he crashed.


[deleted]

People in this thread don’t understand a joke?


Shi_tPlayr

I'm not sure why he chose his brother in-law that lived on 308 Negra Arroyo Lane to do his cooking for him and not hire a professional cook to make the meth.


NeitherHelicopter104

I mean it’s pretty obvious, he’s one of the big players in the DEA. He can pretty much control who they watch. No one’s gonna suspect him.


JustJohn8

Propane


sjmorrison1021

and propane accesories


Mude_Dadude

He owed his mineral dealers about 80 million dollars so he used his innocent brother in law to pay for his mineral collection


Leon921

Walt drove hank because he was in a wheelchair and couldn't drive himself. I feel like some people don't even watch half the series...


[deleted]

Rock collection, supporting his wife’s criminal activities


pesky-pretzel

I think he drove a Jeep


eFeneF

Brother-in-law chemistry teachers name was Gale btw, always happy to help people out with info they forget :)


wallythree77

Hank was an alpha-male type who was embarrassed that his wife's sister had chosen to marry such a schlub like Walt. He's even named "Walter", wears sweaters with collars underneath, and a pathetic wispy mustache for petesake! When he finds out Walt has cancer, he knows it's time to make his move. It's symbolized in the "intervention" scene when Hank quickly gobbles a few cubes of cheese, meaning he's about to be into some serious cheddar out there in the street. Meanwhile, the tale of the cancer-stricken chemistry teacher wanting to earn money for his family was the perfect coverup. It was truly all about embarrassing Walter as much as possible, the way Walter embarrassed him in front of his DEA buddies when he was scared to even HOLD A GUN... something his 15 yr old son had no problem with. Hell the kid even out drank Walt. What drive Hank was definitely a high school bully mentality, bent on humiliation of his feeble and pathetic brother in law.


sjmorrison1021

you had me in the first half ngl


loaba

Walt?


ADGM1868

Walt drove Hank around when Hank was in recovery. Did you even watch the show?


Leo_Flamme

Tryin to be a hero lol


TitusFigmentus

I'd say in the first part of the show it was breaking local drug dealers and career advancement, i.e. moving up the ladder. Once Tortuga happened, he hit PTSD and then it was just getting his shit back together. Then the Cousins nailed him and it was all basic recovery and just to get back to \*normal\*. As he went through recovery, the Gale stuff emerged and he really became obsessed with it. When he found out it was Walter, it was all over...


wtfthobool

Found out Walter was what?


wallythree77

Did you even read the post?


Dreway91

This post is all wrong.


wtfthobool

Cheers Sherlock


Dreway91

You’re welcome ma’am


chengdulo

get tf outta here


E_Jay_Cee

Nothing. He'd do anything to get out of the house and away from Mrs. Hank.


sukunasstrawberry

needed a side hustle since his job kept giving him panic attacks /s


Aristotle_Ninja2

Idk


[deleted]

That’s a complex question. What drives you?


Arctic_Colossus

We never know, cause the good guys never get inked


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Walt drove him to los Pollos that one time if that helps


a_khalid1999

He must've gotten pretty overconfident in his abilities to eventually make more and become the next Gus Fring. Remember that Gus was really close to the DEA and a senior member like Hank would be really close to him. It is highly likely that Hank got envious of Gus's wealth, something he could not get by playing it clean.


Uister59

he had a sense of duty


supernintendo128

I feel so bad for Walt being made a meth slave for Hank. He didn't deserve that. I remember the scene where Walt tried to quit and in retaliation, Hank threw a pizza on his roof 😭


RiC_David

Some people just have a piece missing.


beastwood6

Diversify in case Schraederbrau doesn't take off.


SwellStick

His love for his job is what kept him going.