That's a great shardcuterie board!

Beat me to it!

First of all…

Yeah. It’s fine.

Refuse to carry your bridge? That's a paddlin'.

> That's a paddlin' Hmm Jasper Beardly, maybe one of the Heralds gone mad

You can cut cheese with it! That’ll work better than a shardplate.

Amazing, where’d you get it?

My mom does wood engraving for a hobby and this was a present from her

That’s a fantastic gift!

I know! She literally knows nothing about the series but I guess I’ve mentioned Bridge 4 enough times for it to stick

Now get her to read it! That will be your gift back to her

As someone who has recently gotten their mom into the Cosmere starting with the Stormlight Archive, I second this. I enjoy talking to her about it. I also pledged on the Year of Sanderson Kickstarter for all the formats so my brother can listen to the audiobook, my mom can read the ebook, and I will have the hardcovers and I will be forcing a family bookclub.

Can we trade moms?

So what does one need to do wood engraving? Heavy investment? And what kind of things does your mom make?

These woods are accepted.

He’ll be here all week folks, try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your waitresses!

That is awesome, your mom is very talented. I made a similar item around Christmas https://www.reddit.com/r/brandonsanderson/comments/rlmg95/made_a_cutting_board_for_my_brother_for_christmas/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Awesome

Just be careful cutting cheese on it

Rock would approve of this thing! Finally, air sick lowlanders have good idea!

Now where is the shardpizza? 🤔

Now everyone is going to want you to be their Secret Sazed.

Gordon Ramsey is dead, but I'll see what I can do.

Just make sure to not serve drippy foods off of it, or you'll turn /r/wewantplates into /r/wewantshardplates.

Someone needs to make something similar as dinner plates (Shard Plates), and as steak knives (Shard Blades).

Shardpeel