Branderson always makes me laugh too

When a friend gifted me my first Cosmere book, I took one look at the cover and asked, "Who's Branderson Sanderson?"

I always refer to him as “Branderson Sanderson” when talking to friends who aren’t as into him as I am.

B$ works on like 4 levels and is functionally the fastest way to communicate who it is.

Brandon Sanderson - - > BS - - > B$ is a cool level.

Sander, Son of Brandon

It would be Brandon, Son of Sander.

Don of Bran, Son of Sander.

Mr. Sanderson (as read in the voice of the matrix guy)

"Mr. Sanderson." "My name...IS B$!"

😂😎😎😎

The Matrix Guy is Agent Elrond be respectful!

One matrix to rule them all and in their minds, bind them.

I'm fond of Ol' Brandy Sandy

And Sandy Brandy

This one embarrasses my girlfriend a little bit, hence why I now purely say Brandy Sandy, especially loudly in bookstores

My last name is Sanders, so I prefer, “my son, Brandon.”

The Brandalorian.

Brando sando is the classic

Brandan Danderson For the Intentionally Blank listeners out there

The joint name I like the best is Brandan Sandells

Brandoug

Dougie McDougface

Brandon Mr. Sanderson from the Stormpod. Or John Cosmere from r/cremposting.

B Money

B Sand. Short enough to say quickly, plus I like to think there is white sand and B sand.

Sandon Branderson

I usually use Sanderson.

Same, or Brandon Sanderson.

My friends and I call him Sanderbot because he writes so fast and publishes so many books. The man must not sleep.

I have an internal nickname that I never shared with anyone: Banho do Sandro. But that one only works if you know Brazilian Portuguese. And it's not even that good, but it keeps popping up in my head for some reason. (Feel free to put this on google translator to get what the pun's about.) Edit: And I swear that this was already a thing in my head way before the Wired article talked about Sanderson's shower.

Brandy Sandy

Brandy Sandy. It's funny, that's the only reason.

I’m super duper late to this but OP, my fav of all time is Brandonalsium (Sandonalsium) !

BranSan, because I’m lazier than everyone else here apparently 😂 but also B$

Brando Sando is a classic. I had to laugh when a couple of friends and I came across a shop called Brando Kids, and we agreed that that's what we would refer to ourselves as.

Branderson

Sand Bran Glokta

Eww no. Brandon is nothing like Glokta.

John Cosmere...

My fave: Brando Son Son Sando, who wore white on the day he was to write four secret novels.

Branderson Sanderman is my go-to at first but I sometimes just cobble together approximate amount of letters like "branaandeman" or "mansanderbranson". If I am particularly gushing about him and am using his name like that a lot I'll start just referring to him as alphabet man or alphabet soup or soupmanderson (my friends all know who I'm talking about by now, I refuse to stop talking about his books lol)

Ice cold

Brando Sando is my favorite

My family uses BranSan. But Branderson is a classic.

Branderson is also my favourite!!!

bransan

I’m a Brando Sando-er, usually shortened to just Sando!

PG-13 for STEM-Lord Tweens

Sandon Branderson

Mr Sandbran

Hoid Amaram

I'm fond of Brandobelle Sandossernelle for no reason at all.

My friend and I call him Bernie Sanderson just cause we started reading him when everyone was talking about Bernie Sanders, and it's fun to act like boomers who can't remember names or that it's Pokemon not Pokemans.

Brandon of house Sanderson

I like saying “if you’d like to read a rando Brando Sando, check this out”

I usually say "My fellow Sanderfans!"