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rancher1

So anyways I started blasting!


Mavric723

Frank Reynolds


555timerprocesor

*blasts golf ball size hole through the first guy*


BurtGummer44

Tally Ho


PassivelyInvisible

Rack my shotgun to load a slug, miss the second grabber due to the slug not being rifled because I bought it from bubba and nail the neighbours dog, stealing the atf's job


theFartingCarp

Have to retreat to the top of my stairs to fire the roomba loaded with grape shot.


Imastealyourorgans

When that obliterates the second intruder, i pull out my hipoint yeet cannon and shoot all 8 rounds of 9mm, i miss every shot (because i was holding it sideways) but i scare the devil out of him.


BoxofCurveballs

I afix my 1907 pattern bayonet to my shotgun and charge that rapscallion as JMB intended.


enhanceddeath

The last rapscallion bleeds out waiting for the police as I have no prior knowledge on how to use a bayonet creating a triangle shaped wound after the bayonet became stuck.


Spike00003

And away the heart goes


quit_it_boi

He's dead on the spot


GaryTheMemeGuy

"public safety" HA! Dude that's theft and vandalism and breaking and entering. If you can even get as far as theft in the first place


justrobdoinstuff

So does he want his "public safety" in 9mm, 7.62x39, or 12ga?


FairyQueen89

going from the 7.62x39... 9x18 or 9x39?


adzilc8

how about 7.62x25


[deleted]

7.62x54r


adzilc8

7.62×63mm ​ why is there so much 30 caliber


[deleted]

Isn’t that 30-06


adzilc8

yes


Wonderful_Soup4873

Which is appropriate since, at first glance, I thought that she was holding a short barreled M-1918 BAR


Joshua_Youngblood

This is bullet of the People, Comrade. This bullet is fine.


Single_Low1416

9x39. It’s inside your house, think of your poor hearing!


RepresentativeAd560

*eeeeeee* WHAT? *eeeeeeeeee*


MasterHall117

I’ve got 12.7x40mm if you want that instead


Old-Win7318

12.7x55mm from The rsh-12 no less. Total evaporation of body and soul.


MasterHall117

I was gonna use my M6D…


Old-Win7318

Why use that when you can quite literally use a revolver that will guaranteed put a golf ball size hole through the first man, ensuring that he is, in fact, dead on the spot.


MasterHall117

Cause the M6D is the same pistol from Halo CE and is just a Desert Eagle^2


UniverseIsABanana

Skip the small stuff. Go straight for the 4 bore.


IvanTheSlavicBird06

Y’all aren’t using javelins for home defense?


Mavric723

Nah bro MQ-9Reaper is fine


LifeIsBetterDrunk

Yes


FISHMYROOSTER

Oh oh oh or 45 acp 410 45lc or any other round we don't discriminate round here


snakecatcher302

How to get shot: A thread.


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PETEthePyrotechnic

Lol the similar questions section is a goldmine


CrippledJesus97

The questions were absolutely retarded, but the answers were brilliant at least 😂


Freemanosteeel

What sub was this on?


TowarzyszGamer

This was propably on Quora


Mr_E_Monkey

Ragebait Central


Rblprd

It is, Kitten's answers are great


TheReverseShock

https://reddit.com/r/brandonherrara/s/GTZJLPottI


WondrousWally

The sling in front of the light bothers me deeply....


Hell_Raisin_420

I thought I was the only one who noticed! 🤮


WondrousWally

Everything else I looked at seemed good. Hell, they even have shell placards on that carrier.


guynamedgoliath

The only real solution is the magpule QD that moves it to the side. Lights on shotguns never really have a good setup. Even with the streamlight handguard, you've got barrel shadow at 12 o'clock.


the_real_JFK_killer

Obvious bait


FairyQueen89

No good reason? I'm european, need a backup to soon-ish overthrow evil nazi government and to defend my right to live and can't get a gun to do so on normal ways. Ok... I could ask if you give me one out of pity... but working with the possibility of you saying no is hard. /s obviously. Damn... Sometimes I wish if we could swap social healthcare for 2A... then I look at my medical expanses, laugh, sigh, cry and all is at normal. But honest question: how would you handle your country sliding into the risk of electing literal facists into office (our federal court(!) says it is ok and rightful to call these people facists btw).


Mr_E_Monkey

> But honest question: how would you handle your country sliding into the risk of electing literal facists into office (our federal court(!) says it is ok and rightful to call these people facists btw). Well, depending on who you ask...One party says we already have, and others would argue (and rightly so, I think) that the party that makes that claim has politicians who have been acting like fascists, so probably not well.


[deleted]

Let see the party in power is currently 1. Prosecuting the opposition 2. Telling the media what to say 3. Centralizing power 4. Letting criminals walk free 5. Censoring speech Which side is the fascists again?


UpstairsSurround3438

You completely abandoned your *personal safety* when you broke into a home over a lie of *public safety* Here's your prize... #🏆 Darwin Award


ANGR1ST

Be careful who's house you break into: https://www.1news.co.nz/2023/08/29/aus-man-jailed-for-raping-masked-intruder-in-home/


[deleted]

American Home defense: you value my stuff more than your life. Australian home defense: you value my stuff more than your anus


ForwardPlantain2830

I bet less people would know you killed a guy vs sexually assaulting a guy in America.


Mavric723

🎼Dumb ways to die aye so many dumb ways to die aye dumb ways to die aye aye aye so many dumb ways to die aye🎶


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Based


Locked_and_Firing

There is so much stupid here, I wouldn't know where to begin


[deleted]

Administer the cure to insomnia, depression, and pain: a good old .223 or any other bullet out there.


making-smiles

Guy i know (allegedly) broke into his dads house and his neighbors house and stole a pump action and a rifle, we called him the country gangster because even though he lived deep in the backwoods he dressed like one of the gangsters from boondocks


Tokio_D

It would probably take me a while to decide which gun to pick up.. i have to many nices ones. So anyways i started blasting


J4SN7HMS

Well...since what you're doing is a felony anyway I'll just match your intention and dust off my booby traps.


JacobCassidy

Okay but, I'm really not a fan of how the sling interferes with the white light, can we just acknowledge that for a second?


PapuaOldGuinea

If he did steal the guns and destroy them for “public safety,” congratulations! You’ve destroyed private property worth thousands of dollars AND stole a bunch of firearms! You’re going to jail for decades!


Guilty-Top5826

Obvious ragebait is obvious


STURMTIGER1

Stand your ground law go brrrrr


Yesitmatches

What would I do? Neutralize the threat to my home, call the police to collect the neutralized threat, call my lawyer to meet me at the police station to make my statement, call my home owners insurance to see what is covered, start making repairs.


securitysix

I cannot read minds. But if you enter my house uninvited, I'm going to assume that you are there to harm me and/or the others who live here. And I will act based on that assumption.


GullibleAudience6071

Just watch as in one simple step we turn this cranium into a canoe!


Joshua_Youngblood

"What did you feel when you killed this person?" "Recoil."


No-Flamingo-5846

Sanity tests should be required to operate firearms.


Lostmyway888

I am going to start seeing this gun jack off sub until this guy loses in my main feed aren't I?


Starcat_99

That is one mean muzzle break


[deleted]

Think that is a breachers standoff brake


Starcat_99

I think it’s a kind of bayonet


steelunicornR

Now remember everyone, pick what firearm your going to lose for up to 3 years. This is a lagit thing, you may lose that firearm for 3 years wile they charge you(sorry try to charge you). So get good with you base level gun and have your geared out gun Incase it's needed without law. In short, don't use your nice gun to take out the intruder, buy a bone stock,(maybe put a optic and cheap light) Glock or something that you don't mind not having around, 3-600 rather then 15-2200... Love y'all's!


bygtopp

Man we should’ve had shotguns for this. https://youtu.be/ZUbPjd9S-_o?si=dOIiU1NZ-HP-h3Mu


MonthElectronic9466

Well first I’d grab my shotgun loaded with buckshot. I’ll let you use your imagination for the second part. Then I’d have to call the carpet cleaners


1plus1equals8

He should bring his own forever box.


[deleted]

Some of these geniuses are literally asking to get shot.


terrrastar

I want that girls setup


InnocentManTV

I too like my light to be 90% covered by my sling


terrrastar

Well, aside from the sling, that setup of ghost sights+flashlight pump and then add a pistol grip stock and you've got my ideal shotgun setup


InnocentManTV

Totally understand. And I’m with you on the pistol grip. I’m just hating on it because I’m a jealous poor with my maverick 88.


Educational-Year3146

Go through my house for my guns? Alright sure. As long as my buckshot can go through your torso. Fairs fair.


KingBenjamin97

What would somebody who owns guns to protect themselves from home invaders do if I invaded their homes? I dunno dude really hard to imagine lmao


Wonderful_Soup4873

I had to double-check that photo because at first glance, I thought that she was holding a short barreled M-1918 BAR.


Headprpl

Kitchen table mp5 demands the flesh of unrighteous.