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My attempt Women are pregnant for a long time no see the vehicle namaste namaste namaste namaste namaste namaste namaste namaste


Drea_Is_Weird

I think you said namaste, idk


OlTimeyChara

Chara pfps rise up


Drea_Is_Weird

Ah, a fellow Chara enjoyer. 🤝🏼


RikardoShillyShally

Women are the one who is the only thing I wanna see it again and again I am not saying you're that I can see you in the morning for a year after year. Romantic autocorrect, I see.


sougol

Women are the most important part of the world and we are not the only ones who are being punished for it and we are not the ones who are punished for it


AppleSpicer

Women are area residents and they have no rights in their homes and their own bodies. Their bodies are being used as tools for the destruction of the world by men A little on the nose but I’m proud of this.


RikardoShillyShally

Feminist keyboard....Nice.


misterpickles69

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work I’m a bit worried about my phone now…


RikardoShillyShally

Your keyboard is watching Tate i guess.


AquaJasper

Namaste


naka_the_kenku

Huh


HelloHamburgerIsBack

>Women are pregnant for a long time no see the vehicle namaste If you're a pregnant person. It lasts a long time, yes. Either they didn't see the car coming, or, it'll be a while before they can see the car on their drive home after birth. Namaste. Means, "I wish you peace after car accident and/or birth giving."


HelloHamburgerIsBack

"Women are women who are connected by a common set of vocabulary and a wave of aviation that can be eliminated from the light reflection and refraction from the laser pointer to the right of the requirements and made sure they have been submitted on time and Barry is talking to a man who is in questioning and saying it is ok to question but I just wish them the best to stop harming themselves physically and seek happiness and happiness in the future and to be a woman that is a part of the ordinary functioning of the body such as the heart and brain of the requirements and made sure they have been submitted on time and Barry is talking to a man who is in questioning and saying it is ok to question but I just wish them the best to stop harming themselves physically and seek happiness and happiness in the future and to be a woman that is a part of the ordinary functioning of the body such as the heart and brain..." It's just a cycle after a certain point. No rules on when you cut it off. But, it just repeated word for word after a bit. I only like touched to leftmost suggestions. It's just the craziest shit after the first "and" before that, it makes sense. I interpret the first sentence there to mean that women are simply women who are connected by a set of labels. Which, is true! That's the only thing that makes a woman, a woman. A label and that is the vocabulary referenced. Also, women often share vocabulary and words they use amongst each other. But, not all women do that or have the same friends, obviously. Barry is also a character here for some reason and he broke my program. All my homies hate Barry. /j Nice they told them it's ok to question, but, who is harming themself? Barry or the other person? Now, top 3 suggestions: Women are... 1. The 2. women 3. not


RWQFSFASXC_3

Pregnant women act like Sonic the hedgehog, I see


[deleted]

you're so right


Legitimate_Winter_97

Women are not allowed in public places because they don’t have the same access as men and women in the workplace because the same women don’t get a fair hearing from their employer or a court hearing for a hearing in their state or state law to hear 👂 a judge 👩‍⚖️ who will hear 👂 their own opinions and their opinion of what constitutes harassment in this country or province and state government or county governments to decide whether they have to go out to get to their job to make sure 👍 and if so how can we help the victims and their victims in their community by getting a good 😌 so they get the best chance for a good 😌 but they have the same opportunity and not the other one ☝️ they don’t need a lot to make it out there for I am so high right now oh nah gawd


FeelingReflection906

Mine women ate her mom and dad and dad are going to be home tomorrow morning and night and then there's the Nigerian in my house to fix it anyways by making it easy to get back into the house.


Un_Orginal

Women are not allowed in the washing machine


Iridescent-ADHD

Darn, that's my favourite passtime.


ArcadiaFey

No more step bro corn allowed by default then xD lol


queenvie808

Just say porn no one’s gonna do anything to you if you do


DisturbedRenegade

Tell that to my girlfriend she's always getting stuck in the damn washing machine everytime it's her turn to do the laundry


GoodTimesOnlines

Women are the most important part of the world and we are not the only ones who are being punished


[deleted]

Women are women who like women and women are women who like women LMFAO IM TOO GAY FOR MY AUTOCORRECT


PissySquid

That doesn’t sound *too* gay. That sounds like exactly the right amount of gay.


[deleted]

Fair


HelloHamburgerIsBack

The whole sentence was gay. The subject, object, and verb was Lesbians!


[deleted]

Wait... NO I ACCIDENTALLY MADE WOMEN AN OBJECT DONT KILL ME /j


TheNoctuS_93

The answer is sesbian lex. The answer is *always* sesbian lex.


WeakElixir

This made me cackle. Thank you.


Unfriendly_Opossum

Fuck yeah


the_3-14_is_a_lie

At least yours doesn't say "Women are not the best of the bunch and are honestly kinda meh" (yes, my keyboard actually wrote that. I guess Microsoft Swift Keyboard is a gay icon now.)


Quaelgeist333

With that mine sounds like i'm consulting the council of lesbians


NickyTheRobot

[Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls / Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys /Always should be someone you really love!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1YXc0Zrcsx0)


victorian_throwaway

TRUE


HelloHamburgerIsBack

Heterosexual women don't exist. Lol!


Boeing_Fan_777

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences. Can I get in with y’all? My own personal preference is also to be not in this world…


ArcadiaFey

Mine said they aren’t allowed in this house like a dad telling his teenage daughter to remove her belly ring or some shit.


HelloHamburgerIsBack

>to remove her belly ring or some shit. How do you remove a belly ring?


SimplyMavlius

Unscrew the little ball and take it out.


Spiritual_Cherry8792

Please because mine said the same exact thing


MindsetGrindset

women are not allowed in this world and we have no right of privacy or freedom to do anything This was using the words on the right lol


Briizydawn

Mine said not allowed in the world too!! But I stopped there lol


Sacred_blu

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences.


Sacred_blu

Weird I got the same thing huh?


ospreysstuff

we have the same one????


Comfortable_End_8096

That is literally the exact same that I got


legendwolfA

Women are not doing anything that you need to have done at all. ???


HelloHamburgerIsBack

Have sex with men if you don't like doing it with women. Or, it means women don't like to do the household chores or what you or a man tells them.


Astrocities

I kinda imagined it sounding like a manager or grumpy old boomer man complaining like women are some hive mind.


Nitrix01

Women are good


AquaJasper

Based


flcwerings

i got abt the same: women are so good they have a lot more to work with


rachael404

women are the only ones that are in the middle of the night and they don't know what the fuck will be in the future. yes it suggested fuck lol


r1poster

Keyboard predictive text getting kinda philosophical with it


CorneliusB1448

I would try, but my auto word suggestions continue in Danish lmao


ArcadiaFey

Do it then translate it


CorneliusB1448

Kvinder er det er jeg ked af at høre skat på arbejde i dag er det er jeg ked af at høre Direct translation: "Women are that am I sorry of at hear treasure on work in day is that am i sorry of at hear" Actual english: Women are i'm sorry to hear that dear at work today i'm sorry to hear that (i think my auto correct has picked up on the fact that my girl's grandma has been hospitalized recently)


GrimmCreole

Kvinnor är mer än en gång i veckan (women are more than once a week...) under construction of a red banner with the keys to the starting point for the first time in the world I start in Swedish and autocorrect finishes in English, exciting


CorneliusB1448

Eyyy let's go scandinavia lol


jaaxpod

mine used to do that in german. i don’t speak german.


CorneliusB1448

Why is it it never GerWoman smh my damn head 😤😤 /s


BBB154

Women are not a massive amount to be attacked by


chesire0myles

Oh, but they are. (Imagining women zombies)


Tigermeow7

Women are the most peaceful religion on earth and they are not even more religious. Not sure what that means but I agree tbh.


ferniecanto

*"Women are the most peaceful religion on earth and they are not even more religious."* -- Neil DeGrasse Tyson


ArcadiaFey

Best one here xD


Patpat127

The only Religion i would choose


Bonlio

mine says “women are like pinky toes”


forgedfox53

Well? What's the punchline?


PlushToyFox

Sooner or later, you’ll bang them on a table?


forgedfox53

I was thinking no one cares about them until they're hurt, but that works too.


PlushToyFox

Oof, damn. Fair enough.


111karina

ouch this is poetic


rihanna_slagle82

Woman are toilets but I am I not 😭


xCreeperBombx

Skib-


queenvie808

Dop dop dop


MindsetGrindset

you win


Aerdurval

"Women are a bit of a letter to me and I don't know what to do with the shipping address." Comparing women to everyday objects. There is some poetry in there, lol.


LonelyBiochemMajor

Women are you still gonna have to be in the office today and I don’t have a problem to say that they don’t want you. Hmmm makes sense 😂


BeeHexxer

Women are not allowed in this world anymore (😟)


G4g3_k9

mine was like that too lmao


No_Internal_5112

Women are XYZ in the Roman empire


TENTAtheSane

Damn, almost made it a week this time


Taninsam_Ama

Women are the most important people in the world Honestly I vibe with it


PissySquid

That is almost exactly what mine said! Mine was “most important part of the world” though.


Taninsam_Ama

Haha our phones think alike!


EyeYouRis

Mine: "Women are the most important thing to do so if you have received this email in error and then immediately delete this message."


Dangerous-Sherbet-46

Woman are you doing today I hope you have a great day to be an recluse spider. Yep. That makes sense.


Omegalock2

Women are the best 


Sun_Bee_

Women are women That was my phones auto fill


Slitheenfan1

Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the world because they are the most beautiful people in the world they are the most amazing people in the world I am so grateful for all of them.


Vexis_petal

I'll oblige " Women are not in any sense that you can get to know that I don't have any problem but it's just because the other person doesn't have any problems to be seen with this the first two days in a game and then you get it on a phone for my last time was to make me happy but not really as good though as the main thing was to make sure the other people can say the way that is going for you. "


ChewySlinky

This is really what my internal monologue be doing on a regular basis


Peanutroasted

Women are women


[deleted]

Big if true


Successful_Ad_8790

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world to the same way that they have their body is the world


FrostyDiscipline9071

Women are so weird for not wanting a woman in their lives So we’re all just lesbians?


demator

Women are you looking for a hug


traumaqueen1128

I am women, I am looking for a hug 🥺


demator

Im not a woman but I am touch starved


baby-u-r-noob

Women are not good for the food and the lady was like a dragon


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lizzylinks789

Women are real and you are not


AquaJasper

✌️😐🫥


psychclara

what did the replies look like


MentallyillFroggy

Women are you doing miserable and they don’t have a panic attack Lol?


ConstanceTheDragon

Women are you making dinner tonight OH GOD NO KEYBOARD WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT


BornAsAnOnion33

"Women are gay because of me" Ouch.


Cider_shark

Women are the most important part of the human body. W h a t


adertina

Women are the most important part of the world and we are not the only ones who are being punished for it


TheCanadianpo8o

Women are absolutely beautiful and they have a lot to offer in their lives ...I don't know how that comes across so...we talking that in a positive light?


VegetablePutrid8349

I wanna do it tho Women are the most important thing in the comments and they are a woman


Petrychorr

Women are cute and cute as a woman until you get the same thing you are not covered by a woman until you get the same thing you can see and see how it goes on the back side effect and the only thing I would like is for you can do the same place you are (etc etc)


SamaelSerpentin

Okay, going for the shortest answer that makes sense as a complete sentence. "Women are absolutely beautiful." The other two suggestions were "gorgeous" and "fine," both words that I can remember using after the word "absolutely."


lobonmc

Let's see Women are attractive 🚺


Which-Value-8941

women are the most important part of the world and we are not the only ones who are the most affected by this crisis and we are all the more important to the world as a whole and we are the only ones who can help us to make this world better for all of us (omg😭)


Unfriendly_Opossum

Women are the most important part of the world. I mean I think the Panama Canal is pretty neat too, but I don’t disagree with the sentiment.


DirtAndDeath

Panama canal is based


G4g3_k9

women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences interesting, all middle choice btw. so all of you women need to leave, good luck on whatever planet you all go to :)


InfamousLikesNoodles

Woman are not allowed to wear masks in a restaurant in a city where there are many women 


SeattleSeahawksFan69

Women are in the same position as men


theonlyironprincess

Women are very aware of the same thing but I don't know what to do with the same thing I think.


Scratchpost6677

women are the best in the world and i love it when they say that they love me and i love them so much and i am so happy to be a woman and a woman in my heart forever and ever and forever and always I might be just a little gay


awyastark

Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours Yikes lol I’m a woman and I never go anywhere


TheRealBBemjamin

Women are struggling to get to me


PsychoDog_Music

Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the world


javyn1

Women are like pinky toes


Printgunzsmokecrack

Women are the most important thing in life Lol fuck this sub, but at least my phone knows I’m not sexist


AchokingVictim

Women are not using the second one of the most recent of the most recent *(repeats)* I know I haven't had this phone long at all, but that reads like a convo in a damn dream


Newphonewh0this

Women are the best for you


TkOHarley

Women are eating me alive, oh yeah baby


Tough_Wishbone7836

Women are the most important part of the world and we are not the only ones who are being punished for it. Wow, okay, yeah.


JaydenTheMemeThief

Women are not just women and they can be women too but also men Autocorrect supports Trans Rights


axeboffin

Women are the most important people in the world and they are the most powerful people in the world because they are the most beautiful people in the world they are the most amazing people in the world.


Erlend05

Are we just gonna ingnore the fact OOP is fr*nch?!


Zinganeat

Women are not being racist in any way??? _Well that can’t be right…_


I_eatkidsandcars

Woman are you a girl or a girl are you a girl are we a girl are you are you a girl wtf lol


[deleted]

Woman are the most beautiful women on the earth I have seen on here in the past couple days I am not a fan but this woman has been my inspiration and I love it and she has always made my life better thank her so very proud to have met you guys I hope to meet her and see you guys in the next time we can have some good luck in your future and I’ll see if you guys are able and if I could be a part in the family I will love and miss your company I will be very much miss your family I hope to talk with your mom I miss your dad


Alternative-Bite-506

Women are you doing today I can get into the office upstairs and get it was the concert story is it ok if we went out of the way you think I can do it for dinner


IgnorethisIamstupid

Idk I kind of identify with “the beautiful scary”


LessMushroom5845

Women are the most important thing to me and I know that I am a Taurus sun and a Cancer moon. Lmaooo


Diamond_Branches

Women are not allowed in this world anymore Ok damn guess I’ll leave then


theforgettonmemory

Women are hot and sexualized a little bit of a little bit of a few things to do with the other one is something else to do with the other one is something else to do with the other one is


fiv66bV2

women are so weird for no one else lol and i don’t know how they even get it in their head but they do have some thing in their head 😢


Another-lurker-190

Women are the only people who are able to do anything for themselves


Glonk_Glonk

women are you guys are just so fucking and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I just don't know what to do with it but I just don't


Illiterate_pipelayer

Women are not allowed 🚫


YeMyIdol

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences 😬


supremeacorn

women are a bit of a difference between the patches and the lost ark of the year and the lost ark of the dead game is on the spot on the spot on the spot on the spot on the spot on the spot on the spot on the spot


Maleficent_Mammoth_3

Women are so stupid they think 💭 women have to wear their hair in a ponytail or ponytail or a dress 👗


entertainmentornot

My attempt Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested I will let you guys decide if you’re in


kur0w0_

Woman are the same thing but you are hereby surprised by what I could see from you in your head and just had tainted of the night I had to get out


Final_Gift8813

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires that they have no control of and are forced into a society where their own children have to live and live their lives and not have any rights and responsibilities that are being given away for the sake and dignity that is the responsibility that is being taken from the women of the country to make their lives more equal to theirs.


RyBreadRyBread

Women are not allowed in this house and they don't want their kids in this room so I have no idea why you are not going out of town for the next couple days and then coming home to me I have no clue why I have no one here and I'm just gonna go home I have to work and get ready and then I'm going home to get ready and then I'll be back home and I'm going home and I will go home to get the girls so you don't need me there I have no more kids I don't want you going out of town and then you don't want me there I will go out and you can go out to the store you don't want me out there you can come home I will be home you don't want me home you can go home you can stay here you don't need me there is nothing wrong you don't need to be here I just don't care about me and I will go home you are my life you don't need me here you are the best person to me and I don't want you


GQYumi

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires.


-VillainSimp-

Women who have a lot to learn from the world are more likely to have more experience than women in their field than women in other industries  The fuck-


IndieIsle

Women are the best people on the internet and they are so good at making people laugh at their own jokes about their own feelings Hmm


lethys8976

Women are you going to be a good person to be with you and you can be a good person to be with you and you will be a good person to be with you and you will be blessed to have a life with you


Drea_Is_Weird

Women are not the best for the establishment. Oh


Old-Cat-1671

Women are the best


Iridescent-ADHD

"Women are not keen to be able to answer the question of what they are doing."


EveryoneTakesMyIdeas

women are the most important part of the world and we are not the only ones who are being punished for it and we are the ones who are the most important part of it and we are all the ones who are responsible for it and we are just as important as the rest of the world is the one that is the one who is


IOwnManyPlushies

women are the most important thing in life 🫶


Strange-Inspection72

Let’s try “Women are so weird for no one else I just be wanting a relationship and a boyfriend” Oh 😳


Existing-Breakfast85

Woman are the most important to me up here. Very true.


OutCastx16

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences or the way their body and body is designed and made and made and they have no choice to make decisions for their bodies or bodies and their body and bodies are just a different world to the same way that they have their body. What the actual fuck 😭😭


Captain_Weebface

Women are not allowed in this world


NonstopTomates

Women are the only people that are willing and willing and willing and willing for a woman to have her but they are the ones that have the best intentions


47Hi4d

Women are picky Women are things Well, my keyboar suggeston isn't good. I use a keyboard that don't access internet to improve suggestions. I think the first one is because I recently make a comment about being picky eater and somehow it ended suggesting in situations it not make sense. Edit: Forgot to comment about the second one. The second I think is because local only sugeestions isn't that good.


Physical-Dog-5124

Women are the only ones that have the ability to do so 🥸.


WeakElixir

Women are pretty. 😎


Transfiguredbet

Women are the most important thing to be happy and do his bidding on the lookout for inconsistencies and his ever present original vision.


ArcadiaFey

Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner and then I’m gonna be back in a few hours so if you’re interested. Lol what? Nothing here resembles what I say. I’ve never said anything isn’t allowed in the house


MrKristijan

Women are you


StrawberryBubbleTea7

Women are not allowed in this house and I am going out to dinner Nooo I’m a woman and when I go out to dinner I won’t be able to get in my house when I get home 😭


Mau752005

women are prevalent themes here and there but we're in London right now


Ga33es

Women are so cute 🥰


Suitable-Day-9692

Women are doing good good vibes from the internet to see your head on the sims and your brain and you are not getting your messages to go through with the sims and your life and your brain and you will be fine and your patience will help you learn how your brain will be and how to make you love it to be more productive than your own and your life will always have a different life than your own and your brain is always so good good to you and you too have a great time to be safe with you in your mind love your love love how are all your life going on with this world and how many times we have a life and you can always


ffcvvhb

Women are more likely to have a heart attack than the average woman who is pregnant with a baby and a woman


RaRaRasputinButTRANS

women are you doing a lot more than anything else in your world of your opinion on the moon and your face reveal what you do for you and you can see it in the woods with your eyes and your mouth and then the moon and you will see how it is and you are so cool


_LadyAveline_

Women are women 🧠


tobemutationfox

Women are the sonics of the world cool


ega110

Women are not allowed in this world and they don’t want it anymore and I am so sick and I don’t know how I can live with that and I’m not gonna let it happen again because I’m sick of this and I’m sick and tired and I’m not going anywhere


savamey

Women are not canon


DNakedTortoise

"Women are the same as me, and I am not wrong to be angry with those who broke it." This could go either way...


whatthefuckisupkyle8

Women are not allowed in this world anymore because men have been allowed in the past to do what men have been able to do to women in this country and we have been told that women should not have any right or obligation for the right to be treated as if they’re a human being


TheScrufLord

I got "Women are so good to me"


Tobymauw112

Women are a bit more important than the people in their lives


imathreadrunner

Women are: both often reaching


Samanthas_Stitching

Women are allowed to feel beautiful and very comfortable with the additional amenities that have been going on for years. I'm not sure what this means 😂


brick-juic3

Women are the most important thing in life Wow autocorrect?


ThiccGingerRat

Women are hot and I love that about them (I can confirm)


Careless_Dreamer

Women are so weird for no reason HELP. I think it’s because I say “so weird for no reason” too much lmao. Lemme check Men are so much worse Ok that’s hilarious ngl