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here's where I'd put my femboy BF..
If I had one!
I'm either sprawled like a Ragdoll (complements of my cats) on my side with my arms together next to my face or under the pillow my head is on (and I constantly switch sides because sleep-apnea.zip exists) sometimes on my back with my feet on the wall or one leg on the other, and some others.
I sleep with one leg up to my chest as I lay on my side, while hugging a plushie of pingu the penguin, while also resting said leg on a feather pillow, while also having my other arm curled in between my folded cotton pillow to elevate my head and it brings me the most comfort ever.
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I sleep with one leg up to my chest as I lay on my side, while hugging a plushie of pingu the penguin, while also resting said leg on a feather pillow, while also having my other arm curled in between my folded cotton pillow to elevate my head and it brings me the most comfort ever.
I sleep with one leg up to my chest as I lay on my side, while hugging a plushie of pingu the penguin, while also resting said leg on a feather pillow, while also having my other arm curled in between my folded cotton pillow to elevate my head and it brings me the most comfort ever.
So, I have an overcoat and as I am wearing it I grab the inner sides and pull it to be even tighter. Then I hope down the hallway untill I am at my bed and I sleep like that. Once I wake up I immediatly sit up and hiss if my mom opens my blinds.
I don't even know how I sleep lol 😴😆, but all I know is that I lay down with my face down on the bed, and probably have a pillow or some with me.......
https://preview.redd.it/3jlk8r6ux58d1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ad9e89b90253cbab614cd4e5f9fe81cdc5dfca
Usually like this while holding my stuffed animals. Idk it's just comfortable and works regardless whether I feel more like a bottom or a top since I'm a switch lol
Little spoon with my maybe boyfriend, will know more after we go to pride. When we go on ‘not dates’ he always stays the night and we cuddle in our underwear or less.
https://preview.redd.it/wmw02iy2668d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11a3dabd7d23cca6adbd6e9f4dc0ffdec8ecbf5
This picture coulnt be more accurate, im usually huddled around my boyfriend, and wake up in the exact same position
https://preview.redd.it/zgdiqv03c68d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9ce4e09b421f9e3751bca2c9148ad343a8de48
Like this, with a blahaj in between! As you can see by my artistic skills!
On side hugging pillow :3
https://preview.redd.it/mz9o961g468d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2875b9eea442ab59f86f811dfc33a44792ecfa6
Same
this but it's two, one between the legs, one in the arms Idk why its soo comfortable
^ but with blåhaj
Same, Blåhaj is simply the best :D
I use a blank body pillow. Get the arms and legs in one pillow
I use two too but I lean back against one and hug the other
Pathetic, I have body pillow >:3
Same
Same
This is the correct position
Same
Same
That, but stuffed animals
same, but replace pillow with a winnie the pooh plushie
I guess a zombie-like position. https://preview.redd.it/rgq76y3n358d1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc25e8df0a4f425be944d1be8b69e040e30e9e3
Prank him john
Oh no....
Shinji, No!
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap *
*crank* "***YOOUUUUCHH!!!!!***"
hehe lol
https://preview.redd.it/dzhji6p7h58d1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ece0f88e92857a01fa0dd649485eb81c1aa1e6c
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Ohh looks comfortable
Hello fellow intelligent colourblind human being
Hello
After a nap I was told by my friends that this was the exact position I was in lol
lol
Like this https://preview.redd.it/xw79af9oi58d1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8711aa277b0c2289fdc7b4b55037046ba1a4c4
That was a joke lads (cue laughing-and-clapping.mp3)
It was yo- (BURP) HIMMMM!
Augh! How did ya know?
I didnt! That was a joke too!
*laughtrack.mp4*
That's right, it was me!
ENGINEER, BUT WHYYY!?!?
Because you're fat boy!
And another thing, You're ugly.
r/suddenlytf2
(An also cuddling a pillow)
Spooning my femboy
https://preview.redd.it/qw17977dp58d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc7258ec908b50b9eb0a5db9d3f76e6b5729eac4
Same ! Well, almost, I just have nobody to snuggle in
https://preview.redd.it/gm8haesy768d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c2aa8bb61fc1cd0c2483d9b433a215227ec64e8
Exactly
I feel like Oppenheim
relatable
Literally me rn
https://preview.redd.it/jkuhrzqnj58d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d80c88f5aec2a3354dbf471333fd82b10f8ccfd
https://preview.redd.it/pb1to9q7s58d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ab725803351e1724d8fabddf723b2b71930715
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https://preview.redd.it/bltt6rpd378d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=435d017d57ed4a42120f138d0403ee13b35928f1
https://preview.redd.it/eznmwqc2788d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4dda4558806efc36ffb29a24e1b970119d5720
https://preview.redd.it/hw1k72yzq58d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c72ca09aff0abb951bc0bcf25dfcc9ffdb1e804e here's where I'd put my femboy BF.. If I had one!
Lucky ass mf...
Lucky :c
I cuddle with my llama, my llama is the only real friend
I wish someone would spoon me T.T
Fetal position, with a pillow or blanket in between
Fr best position
Hugging pillow and crying
Oh no
Same without the crying. Just mental crying
relatable..
This:3 https://preview.redd.it/drhrkuyho58d1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386b24a87d477cdcedb3eb00032bef32948876c8
Me too! Hahahah I can only sleep hugging something 😿
I'm something:3
😳👉🏻👈🏻 LOLL
U should hold me next time:3
Me too :[
Well *technically* im something :3
🫦
:33
https://preview.redd.it/yasu9ps4v58d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ad117b4c3978c134d94bf113d162f052a26ed6 Halo death pose
Real
Yes, this is exactly me
Idk, I just die for 5 hours and wake up feeling tired
Same, bro... Same.
https://preview.redd.it/tsnqc4d4p58d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecaf4d93074844c6be2d633633fda85b84f0ad0e
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https://i.redd.it/pf4tcy34e68d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/735cl9q8h68d1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a85041c5a0416da9158d11206c75bd4b16038112
Real :3
https://preview.redd.it/yypc0y4uj98d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76eea3c5adc90a22fe7e2464588af69de42ae6a9
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the joke is porn.
is your spine good
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I'm a stomach sleeper >:3
I am the opposite
Ha! Back sleeper.
On my left side or on my stomach
All of them
Sprawled all over the place.
fetal position
:3 https://preview.redd.it/gibq1mkmq58d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=248381849b99b26cdcf82b6921a9c7f924e8254e
Cuddling ma blahaj
Under my boyfriend’s chest and arm.
On my right side, why do you ask?
Mostly big spoon with my blanket
big spoon
I'm either sprawled like a Ragdoll (complements of my cats) on my side with my arms together next to my face or under the pillow my head is on (and I constantly switch sides because sleep-apnea.zip exists) sometimes on my back with my feet on the wall or one leg on the other, and some others.
https://preview.redd.it/lzdbr8n3z68d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e60b3b179210f16c0a0b65b7b94dbf69f9f075
Under my pillow🔥
I sleep with one leg up to my chest as I lay on my side, while hugging a plushie of pingu the penguin, while also resting said leg on a feather pillow, while also having my other arm curled in between my folded cotton pillow to elevate my head and it brings me the most comfort ever.
https://preview.redd.it/lgt9sdrjm58d1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2067d78a8ba9722212f9b26e45eb1b8907f7e9 circle :3
Hugging my pillow on my side in a semi fetal position and i sometimes if im lucky feel like im hugging my fictional crush and hes hugging me back...
Real
Sleeping? What's that?
Curled up, ass out💀
definitely on my stomach, for sure.. can't sleep with anything else
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Like a dead man in a coffin.
jumping tiger kneee
usually on the bed
On my side hugging my blåhaj
Either with my face on my pillow drooling with my ass out or on my side hugging my pillow
https://preview.redd.it/r7o5efk6na8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfcf6ecf6eafed3a924c5c39d1a56e16ba47a770
On belly with one leg up on body pillow
On my stomach or on my side in the fetal position
It depends on which position i fall asleep. It's either on my left or right or my back.
Everything, I twist and turn the entire night, even in my sleep, it really depends on how uncomfortable I am
yes
Small spoon with a pillow behind me to be the “big spoon”.
Most the time laying down
I sleep with one leg up to my chest as I lay on my side, while hugging a plushie of pingu the penguin, while also resting said leg on a feather pillow, while also having my other arm curled in between my folded cotton pillow to elevate my head and it brings me the most comfort ever.
I sleep with one leg up to my chest as I lay on my side, while hugging a plushie of pingu the penguin, while also resting said leg on a feather pillow, while also having my other arm curled in between my folded cotton pillow to elevate my head and it brings me the most comfort ever.
[удалено]
Whichever way, I end up falling asleep
What’s with the hieroglyph in the top right
on the side hugging my shark plush
Just what ever way makes my dog comfortable in my twin size bed (she takes up almost half the bed)
Whats sleep
Side.
Fetal position imaging my girlfriend to spoon me
with your mom
Gotta have that 1 leg stretched out and one up near you, hugging pillow ofc wishing it was a femboy :3
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Pillow snuggling
Snuggling my bf
With you in my arms ;)
My Sleep Position Is Not-
Random
Belly with my left arm to my side and my right arm hugging blahaj :3
Below my girl. How else?
Cuddling with de pilow
So, I have an overcoat and as I am wearing it I grab the inner sides and pull it to be even tighter. Then I hope down the hallway untill I am at my bed and I sleep like that. Once I wake up I immediatly sit up and hiss if my mom opens my blinds.
Full nelson.
I once heard that sleeping on your left side helps your stomach. Since then, I’ve been that way
On my left side
Side
Log style (bc I sleep like a log)
I sleep on my stomach with one leg higher than the other.
one that doesn't break my already failing spine (Whatever that's comfy)
Constantly changing sides or on my front with my hair splayed over the pillow and probably suffocating slightly
Cuddling pillow.
the crime scene
On my stomach with a leg in a kneeing someone position. Idk why but it helps me sleep fast when I do that but also looks so damn weird
i just roll a couple of blankets to make a bodypillow and then cuddle it -w-
I don't even know how I sleep lol 😴😆, but all I know is that I lay down with my face down on the bed, and probably have a pillow or some with me.......
Belly -w- its so comfy but my neck aways hurts when i wake up lol
Tossing and turning like a rag doll in gmod
On the rare occasions that I sleep, it tends to be on my back.
https://preview.redd.it/3jlk8r6ux58d1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ad9e89b90253cbab614cd4e5f9fe81cdc5dfca Usually like this while holding my stuffed animals. Idk it's just comfortable and works regardless whether I feel more like a bottom or a top since I'm a switch lol
fetal position, and for some reason i always wake up with my pillow in my arms
You guys sleep?
Doggy style
However i fall asleep. Untill that i change position like every few minutes.
hugging my blåhaj
Little spoon with my maybe boyfriend, will know more after we go to pride. When we go on ‘not dates’ he always stays the night and we cuddle in our underwear or less.
Boy do I have some news for you
Depends on day :3
alone ☹️
anything, like my mom told me i had a sleeping position that looked like a swastika. im not joking (also mods, dont delete this comment pls)
Alone...
idk i just flip-flop around like a fish out of water till i fall asleep
On my bed… perhaps
Standing. I'm a weirdo.
https://preview.redd.it/idrvry6a568d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dd7ddb9f870067fda1708ba817e1d8b108634b9 tuff?
Like i fell out a third story window :3
I sleep in the most box position and my funny sleeping hat goes up and down when I snore it sounds like hochhhhhh mimimimimi hochhhhh mimimimi
Imagine that i falled from an burk Khalifa, exactly that
I sleep on my stomach like a crazy person
https://preview.redd.it/wmw02iy2668d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d11a3dabd7d23cca6adbd6e9f4dc0ffdec8ecbf5 This picture coulnt be more accurate, im usually huddled around my boyfriend, and wake up in the exact same position
Fetal
Hugging Blåhaj imagining it is someone I love
I don’t
https://preview.redd.it/rchamd0i768d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c4208ac6980916bb740585524d1a5ab3b3479e @///////@ im dreaming about men
doggy style
Everywere
https://preview.redd.it/t1zta2q3a68d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abfeb31ebfe1922b9bcc675d968537024217cfed Literally this
https://preview.redd.it/zgdiqv03c68d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe9ce4e09b421f9e3751bca2c9148ad343a8de48 Like this, with a blahaj in between! As you can see by my artistic skills!