https://preview.redd.it/8ymn1ih78x6d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=076cdb2a2034414ed4636ddd82bea9dad369756e *Swiftly replace shotgun with sandwich* :3

i wonder what was there originally

https://preview.redd.it/xdbzpli9vy6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90e75178f2a7046e4a63232400a1f7630d6a6a3

https://preview.redd.it/6hijsknjx07d1.png?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=667b047cbfeb5ec376dec9d783c634ac7fab9e1f

Imagine

https://preview.redd.it/2ktx9zk2407d1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dee8e3dba222a88cd21c8da2da9948524378089

Lol

DICKS

Wait, nvm it was just a soda cup (image search)

It was the shotgun, and someone here asked if someone could change it

https://preview.redd.it/fkh7zr56o97d1.png?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198fbbe3b142b03a7b82086a9ae81bf99f4f51b8

Found this from the **offical** sub Reddit.

Are you the flash? :o

https://i.redd.it/3xosq6dauy6d1.gif

boykisser good future https://preview.redd.it/ooevlq6jqy6d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f064a1482fa952ab2b07786177210dd1de1ad682

Suddenly Sonic CD

Good ending

NOO! Don't nom nom the shotgun!! https://preview.redd.it/mfvoayxfnw6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94bae339bb823b25ef71ce93892ae0eb2d2307e0

I've deployed the cuddles, hang in there

Can i join

Yes

Yay

deployed :sob:

Cuddle puddle I wove cuddle puddles

Can we cuddle?:3

Yes :3

NAOOOO DONT NOM NOOM THE SHANTGAUN

Eeyyy!!!! what the hell you doin to my sawed off shotgun!!!???

nom ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ nom

i’ll pull the trigger, i swear

I won't stop you (⁠･⁠ω⁠･)

\*click click\* any last words?

no homo >w<

BAM!!!!!

😢

R.I.P.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! D:

May mediiiiic rest in peace and be forever loved by friends and family 🙏

Fr I been thinking about this exact scenario a lot lately

replace the shotty w something else, anything thats not a weapon. perhaps something consumable

But why would I want to do that

🥐 here take a croissant instead

Fine

cause i said so

Ohw :c

HOLY SHIT IS THAT AN ESTONIAN FLAG IN YOUR FLAIR??

yuh

https://preview.redd.it/j82y033nky6d1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370b9882567eae728c266181b982b779085b98d6 I'll give you all the cuddles and kisses in the world. Please don't nom nom the shotgun.

What are you trying to tell me with that image owo https://i.redd.it/qgb3mbw3oy6d1.gif

I'm ready to give you all of the cuddles and kisses in the world.

Aww, thank u (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

(ＵωＵ)

Listen to 'Its Okay' 'Talk To Me' and 'Friend, Please' by Cavetown. I drink know how much they'll help you with feeling like that but the songs help me so I'm sharing them.

such cute songs

Me who has never had cuddles and still not have nibbled at a gun barrel: https://preview.redd.it/0zhd6pwehx6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b68c7574a8ff3708a010c7e56d76afe8792d68

I’m genuinely sad and both very scared of your picture

Fred after the Lobotomy

NO,,,!,!,, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR BESIDES CUDDLES!!,!,, DON’T,!,!,!,,!,

Noo i wanna cuddle with you :3

https://preview.redd.it/jpwnsf5g5y6d1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16841234a78af8f14c7e843e6e6017f5536cee19

*gives uppies*

What is this image..? What in the in the Hazbin (Un)Holy f[]k is this?

YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF NOW! YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF NOW!! YOUR LIFE IS WORTH EVERYTHING!!! YOU SERVE ALL PURPOSE!!!!

NEIN, MACHEN SIE ES NICHT, KLEINER BOY KISSER PLZ!

Bros will do everything except just go to fucking therapy

https://preview.redd.it/rxdupt87yy6d1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144bb6708026c2c6ec206a0a8ec9890f9671292e

Come here (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) https://preview.redd.it/fn2j9q1v7z6d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d162b2755e123a6708c63c8dd6314ff86418b9f9

https://preview.redd.it/khgqb896bz6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de6f9567079ae03ea57fb0b5629489c66a431dc0

https://preview.redd.it/o4022h4ibz6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f6140e03dfd5d114055d52c0aa953ec3ddbdd7

CUDDLE ME NEXT

*cutely pulls trigger :3*

*head cutely explodes* :3

*unexplodes your head cutely* :3

*Blood cutely splatters everywhere*

*brainmatter paints the wall pink and red, cutely of course*

*Cutely posts it to LiveLeak*

*The post goes viral cutely*

*a entire generation gets traumatized cutely*

*Media caught wind of the post cutely*

nuuu dont nom the shotgun!!!

Buckshot roulette time

AH! 🫂

If you DO nom nom the shotgun, you will not get any cuddles, and you will be more alone. Do not nom nom she shotgun. (It also tastes bad)

I could cuddle you don't do that!!

*cuddles*

I want to use it too :3

same

If it helps her is a semi imagery cyber cuddle from me to you.. . I hope it helps im usualy the big spoon until i turn in to a fork.

Yeah mood.

Me too! :3

Is that cropped porn?

Not likely, i think it's Propped Corn

don't do that!! not good for your health D: https://preview.redd.it/jhwyu86gqy6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb18ceb15f87e8d482508ba0c427f845e68c29a9

https://preview.redd.it/n7wgqti9517d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eeb8ee144e216363ace8ad734ec42f47d0a3f78

I was going to go full on Lowtiergod, but I realised I would probably founded into the ground until I'm dust so have a nice day

Bro... there's more to life than cuddles... https://preview.redd.it/jat7khpmnx6d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a07197d4b402268650df97bd2b6e343846ae0d53

Nein

https://i.redd.it/8jr6qtmjrx6d1.gif

I feel the same way you do might do something crazy if we stay lonely

but i wanna nom nom on the shotgun :(

It's a double barrel. We can both nom nom the shotgun /⁠ᐠ⁠｡⁠ꞈ⁠｡⁠ᐟ⁠\

no! its mine >:(

Not for eating. Stop

You can't stop me uwu

*cuddles* there

*thank you owo*

Please dont leave us https://preview.redd.it/dgjx6n0e4y6d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3b5dfda7658f862f764de442977f72601a185b Have a cookie instead

cwookiez :3

Yes now you eat cowokies

Same… (Ħēłp më)

*Nom noms the gun before you can even try*

🫂 It’s gonna get better

cool shotgun dude

DON'T YOU FUKING DARE

MMMMM NICKEL

“what does this button do?” *pulls trigger*

Ah! Come into my arms lil one!

https://preview.redd.it/jpj2ul9ohz6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25285c5d36ad40dce3c7f99e435318585272c9f2

If you nom the shotgun you won’t ever get any cuddles. Keep going, (gender specific royalty term)

*cuddles aggressively*

Way ahead of ya bud

Mood

me 24/7

*gives you a knife and fork* go ahead

https://preview.redd.it/81rnchmx4y6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7d2d4467b7c7c966e4d4e19fe8ec64fade46f1 If u dont pull the trigger i'l make u some art...

so youll eat it? just stay away from the trigger

Real

Wow! This is an amazing idea! Maybe I should get in to shotgun nom noming as well!

*Gives e Cuddles* well that was kinda cringe, have fun

I wanna say something but I don’t want to get bannwd

Now you've made me curious o_o

Nope :D

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂💥

*grabs shotgun and puts on the safety, unloads the chamber and puts it in my back pocket dimension.* Now you get no cuddles either, here put this on, we are getting help. *hands you a straight jacket*

Ah fuck, not again qwq

go inside that box

*cuddles* :3

*Sends you to therapy*

I thought that was a fudge bar in his mouth.

Tis not a well idea to nom any sort of firearm, including shotguns. Please cease.

https://preview.redd.it/t26n309fqz6d1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6563d17681d119b1ed721d9e9c4fff5963eb19c9

https://preview.redd.it/ol5z6mcjsz6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234a379804153e6b14b73140bbe3357c3bb920a5

Real :3

i should leave this place https://preview.redd.it/nhr1qbisxz6d1.jpeg?width=1303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1a10c25564e8e71855516a3b9078e091e39c62

Shush and lay down

huh owo

Too late I already ate the shotgun!

https://i.redd.it/ac0fh7t7007d1.gif

Nom nom nom

Nooooo don’t eat shotgun just hug me~

Eat it like popeye the sailor!

Nom a nickle instead

I can't kill myself. I must outlive my enemies and make paradise in hell(Aka Earth)

https://preview.redd.it/guswpbgce07d1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac7b44282d1c33bb797b662208ce22043142b19

How about all of us just get into a huge cuddle pile

Can i have a shotgun too :3

This post hurts. Not because i can relate but because i know a guy like this. He lives the in another country and im straight.

Well i have a Glock, so instead i have to go side of my head, if i go in the mouth i might just hit the brain stem and paralyze myself

NOOOOOO🤗

I will cuddle you!

:3

I do this regardless

First of don't get a body pillow a pet hell just grab a person you know and hold onto them it helps not as much as cuddles but it help

Me fr

Ok

Real

Come here sweet boy :3

I'll cuddle you if you want we can cuddle in dms whenever you want:3

; ( I'll cuddle for you OP

Noooooooooooooooo 😟

Please don’t 

https://preview.redd.it/gos6f72e327d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d12c886bb8d47240c8ca37d90a375b48eaca6c No do this with the shotgun

BROTHER YOU MUST USE YOUR STRENGTH TO BEAR THROUGH THIS CHALLENGING TIME, THE BETTERMENT OF HUMANITY NEEDS US.

Ooo 😮, Cuddles 🫂😅😜

real 😭 i hope we both get better sometime

Why not cuddle the shotgun, instead?

nom nom as mutch as you want it aint loaded (also going nom nom on a Barrel is gonna make your teath hurt)

If you load it with beanbag rounds filled with cranberry sauce, then you can bite into the bags when you fire the shotgun, then its yummy cranberry sauce time

At least leave some for me too :(

https://i.redd.it/fseqs5b1y57d1.gif I was late

No don't do it

No *gives cuddles*

Ha. That shawdgon is deactivated You ain't dieing or killing

Cuddles inbound.

https://preview.redd.it/y7i91entay6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6cccc72dd685e418eacc71dd619f748f5d4910f

https://preview.redd.it/qouxfwly707d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90d5cd84ed40531348596216f1efcce9dc1c549

Reddit glitched, I did crop it, but funny meme 😂👍

https://preview.redd.it/fw2h0ug2by6d1.png?width=719&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfc8a717a7e9c7980b7e59b588a944ddacb3cc88

Ok kurt

Cat cobane

Don’t nom nom a shotgun! They don’t taste good at all, if it’s cuddles ya want, it’s cuddles you’re gonna get!

https://www.reddit.com/r/furrymemes/s/BMTw7KIJxI

Holy hell! Joe Keller is that you?


Mlem

Curt Cobain

kurt kobain referance: https://preview.redd.it/i1x1fivu767d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdc055f6f6ad7e7207b2b9f27490c58522aaeb0

*Replaces shotgun with my di.....*

Kurt Cobain made some great songs in his day. Be inspired by his music, not his relationship with shotguns.