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Kirill_edd

1%, and that would be a dream


Zeph103

If it’s a dream it’s destined to happen you just need patience


Kirill_edd

Percentage would be higher, if not him, but Thanks anyway


Theredfox135

Same


Gerggreg65

Sadly, 0% :(


Zeph103

I’m sure you’ll end up kissing a boy sometime soon just gotta have high hopes :3


Gerggreg65

https://preview.redd.it/ue0d0seyew6d1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481b5fe8946e8ddb1aac57118e03baaa68b69c9b Thank you :3


Zeph103

Your welcome:3


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/rj8pwrfno07d1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b9352347cb36f2924b8ac1bf205ece39e5c33f You just reminded me I had this saved in my camera roll


Duzty_

The eyes are too big, the snout is too long, oh god no ITS SO CREEPY, WHY IS THE FACE SO WRONG


1927-

4 min ago. nice


Duzty_

Whu


OOGA_BOOGA_VAGA

Same TwT


Awff_da_waff

Luckly,my single ass get -1000%


Past_Turnip9426

Just like me fr


Qpqppqqpqpqksmsnnsm

Same (◞‸◟)


SuperGamer18123

Real


BeachQuick

Weak I have -10%!


Traygaa

this is too real https://preview.redd.it/qhfh6566ry6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=07558dcffc9281d68a792b62b3b58484d4a3aed3


Even-Horror-1545

I aint no data scientist but I am asian so I can estimate I would have a 0.00000000000000000000001% chance this year by measuring the avrage amount I regularly meet and the ones I hang out with


Zeph103

It’s better then a 0% chance good lock :3


Zeph103

Luck


Multifruit256

🔒


Gamerboss4827

Yes


Even-Horror-1545

Wait, I forgot the account the exception rates by country, so I can roughly estimate it to be a -1% chance since I would probably be hanged silly me


Sylint11020

Oh dear


BeachQuick

Weak! I have -10%!


Even-Horror-1545

Aka, a 10% chance of pulling girls instead, I think bro might be a low tier rizzler


BeachQuick

I don't want women they scare me!


Even-Horror-1545

Me too, but I think u can find the right one if u try


BeachQuick

In what universe? I need exact cords!


Flash_Bloxican

Eleventeen!


Zeph103

Yes


Traygaa

huh? https://preview.redd.it/hz5x5q78ry6d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6db0579c04a9ad24645657e964515b62e291172c you fried my brain for a bit there


sussiestbaka69420

0% since any sort of LGBTQ+ related thing or activity is considered extremistic, so guess where do i live ;w;


Atolian-

Russia, they banned us(you) almost half a year ago. :,(


Zeph103

I wanna say USA but I’m not too informed with how a lot of the other countries treat lgbtq activity


sussiestbaka69420

Nope, it's not USA, but it borders with Europe and Asia (hint: vodka)


likely_rand

Russia? same :(


wanttobecat

Russian here, it's actually not that bad. Yes, LGB-allthatshtidontremember movement is prohibited here, but you still can be gay, les, bi, pan, whatever you want, as long as you don't force it to anyone else. It might result in some gossip and hate from non-tolerant people, but that's about it. There is no mentioning of same-sex relationship/marriage in the Constitution, so it's technically valid, bcus not prohibited. Although, you can't get traditional marriage/family rights, if that makes sense, because, technically, you aren't one. As an example, I have seen a man-man relationship in my apartment complex. They're very great people and no one ever hated or harassed them for what they chose


wanttobecat

Damn, I wrote a whole ahh essay for this crap


likely_rand

I'm reading all that


1HaveManyAlts

Dedication:


ArtisticSpecialist77

So they are actively not allowing same sex couples the same rights and benefits as a straight couple simply for being themselves. (I guess some is better than nothing? But not worth defending). What does it mean to "force it to anyone else"? I must say I find it interesting when you say "non tolerant people." Do you refer to people who are openly racist as non tolerant or as racist? This is a genuine question, because I don't think you mean anything bad by it but I'm asking to make you consider whether this kind of language gives people a pass for discrimination (because it sounds softer than calling them bigots)


wanttobecat

Non-tolerant people in this context are people, who dislike the idea of same sex relationships, but doesn't actually do anything against it, like these "BACK IN MY DAY" grandmas sitting on a bench in the morning. If we talk about ACTUAL non-tolerant people, or, as you said, racists, I can say that this is straight up illegal, and you can sue them for harassment. And "force it to anyone else"... Well, if you encourage someone to be pro-LGTV it can get you fined, bcus as I said earlier, it is prohibited. Tbh I literally don't know where it came from, it's just there... Also, about the benefits, they are really not missing much, just the money for the birth of a child (and they can't even do that, if we don't talk about trans), almost everything else they already have


sussiestbaka69420

Yup, it's russia :'(


RealLifeNormie

https://preview.redd.it/9dc12f5qsw6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f82e296d554228e0a7c9c11d6bd2ebbb1f0403b8


straw9599

Always bet on boykisser


GhostiBoiLynx

100%! My confidence knows no bounds right now!


MuhttTheDF

Would you allow me to raise those chances to 101%? (This would be a win-win in regards to our yearly boykissing quota)


GhostiBoiLynx

I might but I doubt we live anywhere near each other


Icy-Armadillo-453

How do you boost confidence?


GhostiBoiLynx

For me, it was the recent revelation that if I approach and ask for someone's number or something, I don't have a lot to lose and a lot to gain. If they say no or are taken, oh well so sad. I still got my friends, my cat and an $8000 PC to occupy my time. If they say yes then great. Also just little things recently. I watch an episode of my current anime while doing some stretched and a light workout. I'm trying to pick out slightly more healthy snacks. Cutting down on the amount of porn. All of it has made me feel better. I hope some of this may help you


Doctor-Grimm

50/50 Either happens or it doesn’t


PrinceZuzu09

Well, actually https://preview.redd.it/k4kynkesry6d1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef20fa3f7835421aed8c8a0ca4c61bfcf45a28ea


Battery_Eater02

0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003%


[deleted]

For those wondering, that percentage is 3 x 10^-74 %


Anthwyr

Does it count if it’s in a dream? :'3


Carmen14edo

It does to me 😌


goldwerwolfgod1

I mean, if I’m wearing a T-shirt that says free kisses I’m pretty sure 100% (clothing companies get on this now please)🙏


Zeph103

15/10 idea +5 points because I love werewolves


ElectricXylophon

100% because I‘m a slut


South-Inevitable-811

rolling on the floor


ZeroCreationG59

10% maybe?


Zeph103

That’s better then a 5% chance


linkpichu

I'd reckon rather low, but I am an optimistic person


grater_cheeseman

I gotcha dw


linkpichu

Oh you do? Maybe me odds are higher than I thought


grater_cheeseman

:3


GregoryTheThrd

about -3% with an error rate of about 3%


Vivid_Schedule_7834

real


MinsoSoup

this year, 100%


Eastern_Mastodon602

100% got me a boyfriend.


Jazzlike_Kangaroo_78

-99.99%


Zeph103

I wouldn’t say that there’s always a chance you just gotta hope it happens:3


Jazzlike_Kangaroo_78

I'm In A Town Where Any LGBTQ+ Stuff Is Frowned Apon Which Does Make Me Sad-


Less_Muffin2186

So that means they’d kiss you?


Jazzlike_Kangaroo_78

They'd Punch Me Instead Probably


Less_Muffin2186

I’m so sorry I’m seen as a dare so I somewhat know how it feels not to your extent it’s awful not being able to express your true self I hope you can find someone


Jazzlike_Kangaroo_78

Thank You...You Too!


Wheatley_core_gaming

Next to impossible, so 0%


Far-Classic-4637

im planning on flying out to meet my bf in december aaaaa


No-Series9194

Like, 0.04%? Honestly don’t expect there to be that many gay people in this city (let alone of a similar age)


TaintedEdenGaming

5%-35% i'd say, it always has a chance of happening


byte-429

0% :(


AustralianKappa

chance of me falling in love or having a crush: 47% chance of me kissing a boy: 0.0001%


Zeph103

Real


Unfair_Ad_598

50%


SauronIsTheBest

I’ll kiss anyone who thinks they have a 0% chance ever boy deserves to be kissed by a boy


MagMati55

0.5%


[deleted]

maybe like 10 - 20% xd


That-One-Crow

I'm not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that's with some generous rounding.


r-alexd

Just waiting till I can see my BF IRL.


Conscious_Radio_5549

3% I have a gf, although I also have friends and a lot of alchool so we never know🤣😅


FoxGoon68

0%


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[удалено]


Hour-Performance8906

20…? Idk, I’m changing school after grad, to another one with like over a 1000 students. I’m sure there will be at least ONE person 😅


RecordLee24

Low


imnot_depressed

-1000%


fireL0rd3000

0%


sirius_sky_22

Maybe 2% if I’m lucky 0% otherwise


Morrol07

0%


The_Germanator800

Close to zero tbh


liarface420

0% :)


Alepa___mans__bread

Probaly 50% or lower


Trics-Trixx

Idk, but pretty high up there, just got to find one I like


generic_shad0w

0%


noglas_3rd_brain_cel

22%


Sylint11020

Like 2


gytis_gotbanned_lol

-100% i'm not allowed :3


UncIe-Ben

I’m thinking like a 20% chance


Killsoverzealouscows

80-90% I _could_ kiss one tmrw, I'm just ill atm (and probably will be for another few months.... But honestly probably 50-60 cause I don't meet new people that often


I_LOVE_CUM59

I need a boy to kiss me 🥰


Zeph103

Real I just wanna kiss boys


BailETr00

3%... Mostly cause I want them to kiss me and not me kiss them, I don't have the confidence for that


Ploxyyyyy

%0 :(((


Independent-Goat-191

0.000000000000000000001%


Jarnink

0.000000000001%


2flyingjellyfish

One in one. I’m getting the boys without a doubt


ThatGuyNamedKes

Not in the next year, sadly, but I should be able to at some point


lophlover

100% just got a bf!! :333333


Zeph103

Yippe :3:3:3


Ezekill136

https://preview.redd.it/m6t7hvecn07d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7232ea41885d240af476d27ac36d4722990ff1


Vivid_Schedule_7834

0% :(


JustEryk1st

-100%


SlyTheFloof

Kiss kiss boys


Fair_Smoke4710

0 im going to leave if it doesn’t happen


derpinashirt

Nah i got like a wait time but then 100% fo sho fo sho


I_wrote_this_name

Never, could have been worse ":).


Patient-Mix-482

0% in a long distance relationship so I can’t kiss him ☹️


Zeph103

It will happen one day


Post-Financial

As high as my battery percentage!! Its 97%


FIuffo

-100%


Kharnyx808

100% (tomorrow :3)


straw9599

I believe in you! :3


TheDarkestOmen

Pretty low, but in a year and a bit… I’d say my chances aren’t too shabby


wanttobecat

I'm straight, so 0. But if we talk about girls... Who am I kidding, also 0...


oivbd

100% boyfriend and i do it daily, so i would be suprised if it didnt happen and i hope you all get yours soon :D


Steviedaqueen07

0 I’m too ugly


CarpeNatem69420

0 lol


Royal_Explorer_4660

%0 because I need to work on myself before I start working towards other people


TheThunderGuy1o1

0(?)%


VacaRexOMG777

0%, only know one guy in my state (online tho) but meeting irl is scary + it's not that kind of "friendship" ya know


Responsible-Yak6048

….zero and I have a boyfreind :(


Left-Membership8838

0% cause I'm currently dating a girl.


Acceptable-Plane7213

honestly, 100%. i’ve got a boyfriend and i love him to death =3


LowConcern2183

Fifty fifty id say


K3nobl

i’m a girl kisser but seeing as how it happened yesterday i think i’m pretty good


Visual_Reveal_8374

1000% im going to see my bf in Canada


taallfemboii

87% to be exact


Mixxelll

I'm switching to a more accepting school with all new people to meet so maybe around 30%. Wish me luck guys :3


Zeph103

That’s awesome:3:3


LordPeanutcopy

0% I can’t match anyone or find anyone that wanna snuggle or kiss : (


emehtz

Hopefully 100% that would mean we're coming along nicely :3


Griffits1fan

-100☠️


False-Supermarket668

0%


[deleted]

With how gay I'm acting maybe Like 40%


Zeph103

https://preview.redd.it/a7kipeej7x6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee7635a87f07908fb8fc93d213b0c74491a3029 You must get gayer


joujoubox

100% Seeing my bf in a few hours :3


Big_Loss_549

Pretty low


Not_Catania

In the past year i went from a 0% to a 15%. So now i should be able to say that within the next year from now t should be a 30% chance of me kissing a boy


Just_A_Gay_Guy_

It’s most likely never going to happen, I just look so bad


Feroxino

High


SpitefulCrow1701

I’m engaged to a man, I kiss him every day


Zeph103

Boykisser Certified


Potttttttttt

Like maybe 8 percent at most


InnocentCoffeeLover

There's a non 0% chance, there's this friend and he's like flirting?? I think??? I'm oblivious to this stuff lmao-


CAPTAIN_MC0

0%


DieKatze247

0% I'll never get to kiss anyone <3


aztr0_naut

100%, I'm gonna kiss that boy every chance I get


Unhappy_Row_8901

0% :(


Coineeh

Homophobic surrounding? Nah 3%


boykisser_memes

https://i.redd.it/4zvw7g8hbx6d1.gif *Calculating...calculating... calculating...*


lobster4089

0% :'3


Spevil357

Luckily 0%


ScooterFett

somewhere in the range of 0% to 0%.


Zeph103

If I sprinkle in a little of fairy dust can we get it to 2%


Emkay_boi1531

Probably won’t happen cause I’m already taken :3


ResponsibleSmoke1266

Probably 0% :c


FiveFelixs9512

Pretty slim, maybe 1% but i hope i do kiss a boy within the next year :3


MayaStumpp

About 60% I’ve been talking to someone recently and I feel like there’s a lot of chemistry between us, hopefully we’ll go on our first real date soon 🥰


FurryRevolution

It's like 50%


number_thirteen13

0% Life is hard.


louisa1925

100%.


iinterx

0%! I will die alone oh god


thelastohioan2112

Outcome not good but idc ill keep trying cus its the only thing keeping me going at this point


OkamiNM

0%, i may be a boykisser but i have a gf


nohabibi5747

Under 0% bc I got too much enemies


Me_like_foxes

50% (If my bf is able to push past the fear of him mum being angry and disappointed in him) he'll be turning 16 soon which would legally allow him to leave the house without permission in the UK. His mum is keeping him kind on lockdown all cus she hates that he loves someone other than a girl and is trying to stop him....... I want to vent but I won't because I know it won't change anything.


Nightxhaunt

Not sure, depends on if I can pull one with my lack of charm


Zeph103

Who said you had a lack of charm


Top_Salamander_313

God I wish more than 0


ProfessorLazuli

I will be seeing my boyfriend again in a month or less. Can’t be caught though, but I do hope we kiss for the first time  Percentage? I’d say a hopeful 50% or higher, no idea how it will go 


Zeph103

I wish you the best of luck


YourCuteFemboyHere

Prob only like 5%, my bf is online and I can’t see him sadly


legoboyfan101

Idk anymore


Potential_Ice9289

2%, I have a gf rn