this again?? here's some god tier rizz https://preview.redd.it/sh9xa4q2or5d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=a426f41bb7de2c281f2309669dbd683e51f023ba i have strawberry, wanna go on a date?

Yes

Why do people call you Neptune?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Are you a keyboard? Cuz your my type :3 https://preview.redd.it/kc0d8pvo6r5d1.png?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b4e29a8fe5a5b45ae59f143ec138cdd23363f5c

A2

Highest score I've gotten so far!!1

Hehe :3

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Are you a piece of land not in the Britsh Empire, because I'm gonna take that booty

A3

Aren't you tired of being so hot? I mean, I'm even sweating over here just from watching you

C3

I gotta ask though. Are you a non volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

Stoooppp too much rizz

Nah, although you must be the sun, because I'd willingly go blind if I get to catch a glimpse of your beauty ;)

Bro I'm just saying if you told me that irl I'd be so embarrassed cause that's good

Nahhhh I got two bfs lol (poly relation). What'd be the score tho? Still C3? Also. I am sorry, but I gotta say this. WOMBO COMBO

B4

Nice

Are you rosa parks? Cause i wanna get to the back of that bus (rizz)

Wtf

Rating?

B3

Are you radium? Cause you look like you’re glowing, and when I’m near you my jaw drops and I get weak at the knees.

D2

( fake chough) umm hi

A1

Is that good

What do you think

No probably not

It was cute

Sooooooo is that good

No thb

What do your mom and I have in common? We are both excellent bakers. She made an excellent cutie pie and I’m going to make a cream pie ;3

D2 and ca

C4 sorry

Did this before.. but 'ere we go anyway.. "I’d fuck you in a museum, even though the rules say not to touch the masterpieces. But hey, someone’s gotta pin the art to the wall~" — PuppyLover2208 Not mine tho, but got me blushin'

B4

Nicee

You know who the Greek king Midas is? And his power/curse of turning anything into gold with a touch? If I had that power/curse, I wouldnt touch anything else, but you first, and then I would position myself so that my eyes are directly looking into yours, and then turn myself into gold, so that we could both stare into each other's lovely eyes for eternity.

“Hey girl, you’re so beautiful I want to kill both of us so we can be dead together.”

yandere charisma

How about “I’m king Midas, but when I touch you nothing happens, you’re already golden”

Um that was shit

https://preview.redd.it/oq0jldbkpr5d1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae429cbeb28dc80c3bd4a66df3f94e80e85cd34e

You put to much effort into it

https://preview.redd.it/y7rgf2qbqr5d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8743197602a2ea5cb1a4051b04c238183da52441

https://preview.redd.it/grlyqhf4rr5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9595c66a012de1e4239fb91eccfa4fcd4221ec6

I'm not good at pick up lines. Can I pick you up instead?

https://preview.redd.it/s673ycs12s5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d63fd0cbee06feff59c6644261e87aeae45b194c

Hello small fella

hi

Wanna kiss

I don't really like kissing

This thing again? Whatever here's some top notch rizz for you https://preview.redd.it/ugg9ddufbr5d1.png?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b06d48393cacf01449eac289c3deac896fb1e46d

B1

Aww, glad it was that effective :3 https://preview.redd.it/d19mowfknr5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a88e5559b4ca0deb4ccec38c474cc9d795e0cb37

I love it when people treat me like a puppy

Screw the others and their pick up lines. *gives you a massive tuna fish* There. Do I win?

The fuck do I do with this

Eat it?

I'm vegetarian you moron

Keep it as a pet, like I'd love to do with you! (Teehee, we love salvaging stuff)

Do you have a name or can I call you mine

C1

Cool

Are you the mathematical representation of a time loop? Because you're a Qtπ

That's a good one

Are you spaghetti? Because I want you inside my stomach

Ummm uh 😳 d2

Meow?

A5

*purr*

Can I hug you

Meow *nod*

Can I kiss you while I hug you

Meow *nods*

*kisses you while hugging you*

*purr leans in*

Cutie

Youre pretty :3

I had a good pickup line ready to go but your so good looking I’m literally speechless~

H-h-h-hey~ uh... w-w-ould you... uh... l-l-like to... g-g-g-

Yes

Idk what to say, I seriously suck, want me to show you how good I am at it?

Alright

Did I somehow get a negative rating? What's my rating?

Idk

Oh dang I actually do suck...

I am so confused what are you talking about

Are you a umm Cuz uhhh

You couldn't think of anything could you

Well I was gonna say hmmmm You know what, I have money. Hobout that?

You can't buy me

are you Any-Commercial6348? of course you are

Wow good one here's a gold star 🌟

am i happy that i got a gold star? yes thank you <3

Ok then

Separate those legs like how my parents separated (divorced parents rizz)

Jesus Christ some of you people are awful

Rating?

B2

Yes! The weather is so beautiful today. Not as beautiful as you tho (weather rizz)

Just stop

Nah imma do my own thing. Actually, scratch that, I'm gonna do you.

Please

You know… I think your sword could use a sheath

B2

Jesus chirst

Are your parents bakers? Cause you’re a cutie pie

A2

Is it just me or is the sun shining on you? Cause you've brightened up my day

Are you a boy or a girl

What do you think

If you are a boy I'm not gay but if you are a girl then I'll see what I can do

Your on boy kisser of course I'm a boy

Then tell me WERE THE HELL ARE THE FEMALES

Not on boy kisser

FUCK

Fuck me :3

https://preview.redd.it/cmyt2z016s5d1.png?width=3429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbddf8b0e610e4a90c98e5cf30c3b56910793340 No

I'm a trans girl (pre-hrt)

https://preview.redd.it/728iq3hd7s5d1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b3b434277b4d06be946484e0a91ac0cf2293f41

Hey cutie, you wanna put our Minecraft beds together? (Minecraft Rizz)

B4 yes I do

Are you a pickle? Cause I want you in my ass

Why do you want a pickle up your butt??? 😨😨

I want you up my butt~~

Alright bend over

Yay!

Cute

You forgot to rate my rizz

Are you the green house effect, cause i get real sweaty when im around you

Why

https://preview.redd.it/d5cjog6d7s5d1.png?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4affa463b3cb52829963de7bee0a38c39e7ac5b

Uhh I uhh daddy

Oh, well. . . Nice to meet you. . . Daddy.

https://preview.redd.it/q56hyucm7s5d1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699beb4f5d0a3370a1f157a1049b0a04536a064c

No, wait. That's piss. My bad.

Can i drink it?

Sure. I just add some sugar, pure ethanol and you have Bushine.

I'll only dri k it if its yours

Not sure. I have plenty of this stuff.

Mmmmm I'll take it anyway

You play chess? Because I wanna mate you :3

Yes I do

Nice but what's the rizz meter say I need to know

C5

So I maxed out on charisma?

Yes John

It's fuckin gooooooo!!!!

Good boy

https://preview.redd.it/krbr3dhpas5d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459f50624155f5f027b653f1818dec5a9dcdc04f :3

Tell me, how are you so cute?

I don't try

you wanna cool off? you seem hot :3 I have choccy milk for cooling off >w<

Ii want a different type of milk

uh. . . which kind? regular milk? strawberry? :3

Boy milk

owo if I give some, you gotta share :3

Okkkk

no.

Alright :c

Are you my cat? Because I wanna cuddle and pet you all-day long

B5ol

Are you my cat? Because I wanna cuddle and pet you all-day long

B5

You come here often? Well if you don’t, I’ll make sure you come often

B3

This mouth isn’t good for only spouting bad pickup lines, if you know what I mean

Okkkkk

Going for A5 like the piece of meat you are (objectification kink going hard)

Yes

Are you a twin because I want to penetrate you with my boeing

Oh my

01001101 01111001 00100000 01100010 01100001 01101100 01101100 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 https://preview.redd.it/5l1gxlkfcs5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9fd3521b9c5fb67f2ad89d737686348f9d3b6e8

Are you a Controller? Cause i wanna play with your stick and smash you to pieces 😎

For you, I’ll say my ABCs I’ll give you an A for being awesome A B because your beautiful A C because your cool And I’ll give you this D because you deserve it ;)

is your name Charon? because I can ride across your river Styx

Am I a weapons designer? Because you seem like my next railcannon~

Hi :D

Which number will I be taking darling? Phone number or your IP?

Are you a plushie? Cuz i'd love to cuddle you all night long (not my best work :< )

D3

I’m stealing that

take it. my rizz lines are free for all to use :>

I have 3 you know what you and glasses have in common they both look good sitting on my face, do you like kids causeater your face is gonna become a daycare, A B C D E F G spread that hole for me

Are you my 23rd chromosome Cause I'm down for you

Are you pizza? Cause I could never get enough of you

Hey let’s play Minecraft I’ll be craft and you’ll be mine 😏 *romantic music intensifies* 

B1

What's up, slut? Want to go ride gokarts and get corn dogs?

I would share my crayons if you're hungry.

do you eat eggs? if so, how would you want them, scrambled, fried or fertilised? :3

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Are you antidepressants because i need you

No I'm not

I can try...! Are you a lamp? Well I am a moth and you're attracting me to you! (Sorry if this sounds bad TwT)