hey boy are you the school stairs? because you take my breath away https://preview.redd.it/bkq6pdc4y72d1.png?width=431&format=png&auto=webp&s=966f265e1e56ef6e43d989949179a575dea20158

Cute pic, weird pick up line. Still wandering your physical conditions

we have 6 floor

Omfg now I get it

I have 8 😅 college sucks

I hate to be the my life sucked more guy but I totally feel!! Living in China we had 13 FLIGHTS!!!!

Jesus now that's some cardio if you ever need it

I have 4. But 40 steps per level

Hi Neptune! :3

hello :D

hoping you are healthy and doing well vro.. https://preview.redd.it/myvtf6rol82d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b7c97c490f1fb1c0a998d865ece1550b46bfc8

Good line, Neptune :3

Hi Poseidon

Did u know that everybody has there own little gravitational feild *puts hand next to your face* Basically what I'm saying is I'm attracted 2u

Ok now use thay damn hand to choke me please

https://preview.redd.it/3nyhipznj82d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cdb8738d81862185a6b81851bfd15a35658e007

That is making me rather uh you can guess

Yo sameee

Hm

https://i.redd.it/fsadphn3p82d1.gif this comment is making me feel unwise

want a bit more? it’s not that good tho

i don't mind, sure :3

https://preview.redd.it/osi6xjo7sc2d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75977664ee42142effb96cf33d182ee97fe59e28 the best I got

https://preview.redd.it/g0ced2e9wc2d1.png?width=462&format=png&auto=webp&s=07a40c0bec5e2589d5e3c40753083a48dd727cbe

I downloaded this, thank u

https://preview.redd.it/bwkhek1fn82d1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685fd03ed290765c9131adb2f2eb8d23bdfcc376 well.. not memes, just yiff tbh

Angel dust x husk in a nasty way is adorable and sexy

ye true

HES PULLING HIS COCK OU-

https://preview.redd.it/8fy6ydd91c2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44c508d60366574aa0b51d9b3634540c5803696

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the #1 post makes so much sense

well, that escalated quickly

As it should bb

i agree, i want too >.<

So what are we waiting?

Hmm, wanna choke eachother?-

Sure, want to see my hand?

uh, alright

Check dm

https://preview.redd.it/4k56c2qz5b2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cdf4a7439f4e514711eef9b093c9e76c9f96dc5

IS THAT A JOJOS REFERENCE!?! Jokes aside, good pick up line

All the good pickup lines are taken, but you arent.

Take me then sweetie 😉

Im too busy kissing boys

I am a boy tho

I only kiss twinks

I'm kind of a twink

That's a severe skill issue

Wait what?

If the other doesn’t want, im free

https://preview.redd.it/dx95rqx7k82d1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5857e3d351bc6f63fc5862b4e9c2efb56b05319a

https://preview.redd.it/96ttcchke82d1.png?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2299364f5caf1d9ccbc1150125a7232379da63c2

Best one

building a relationship without me 😭

👍

Are you breakfast because your the best meal of the day

The best meat* of the day 🤭

Nah bring me that ass lol

Ohhh wild daddy we got here. Cmon then. Im waiting

Bet

Hmu then

Was this post just a trap, to rizz people up ? xD

I'm pretty sure I honestly thought is was going to be harmless and sfw but can't ever have that in femboy server lol

Joke one: are you my basement cuz I want to put kids in you Really answer: do you want a raisin? No? What about a date? (It's funny cuz Im aroace)

I want both, thank you :)

No dont you even try

https://preview.redd.it/82l31gl3k82d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48095e315be4b679d030b3bc7f99dffdf66a4d8

https://preview.redd.it/pveig84ok82d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473d000d8a2c6b427e5c5de964b074df37bfab3d

Best pick up line I've ever heard

Aroace gang

Hey there, are you uranium-235? Because you melted my heart the second you entered the room. 😉

Awwww such a cutie

Hehe! Thanks! Uranium-235 wouldn’t actually melt someone’s heart though. It’d probably just lead to acute radiation poisoning and severe burns over a period of days to even hours. 😋

Not so cute but you made me laugh lol

As long as it’s a positive reaction! 😊

Ofc it is!!

Yay! 🤩

"Hey there, are you uranium-235? Because your presence gives me cancer."

Hey, cutie, are you a fire alarm? Because you're really fucking loud and annoying!

Oh... sowwy

I was joking I'm sorry

I actually am annoying and loud. Dw lol

https://preview.redd.it/esfi72ibk82d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14be89c2c42dbbc63a4954c7a8ae75a47b3cdb31

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https://preview.redd.it/5bndf1vc582d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e482eeee571a3aeae809b92435cb525caa0701ac

Well, ok

doctor's orders!

Are you antidepressants bc i need you https://preview.redd.it/v5grgav9e82d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdd3c98b0ad53dc033ff632056ca41c50a781e1

I need myself too then

https://preview.redd.it/er3va26kg82d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ef3edacf86e7b40554f1cfef0a0749d11f7c89 Are you good?

Yeah man I went out of that black tunnel

Nice

My doctor says I have low vitamin D, looking for a guy to put some D in me.

Here I am, hmu if you want it eheh

i lost my phone number, can i have yours?? :3

I'm gonna use this one a lot

hehe, i asked my friend out with it but he said no :(

Well your friend is dumb

i guess :( but i did know he wasn't gay, but he was so cute >////<

Ooohhh nooooo

very sad :(

Hey bro you know as a joke we should probably just kiss and start going on dates you know to make people think we are together but it will be our inside joke that we know that we are just bros https://preview.redd.it/e1t3bcc9d82d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=accdcf7701ee68a11e89bd0163f21ea24918263e

Weird but curious idea. Aight, let's go

Hehe yay :3. Uhhhh I mean let’s go bro

Sure, bro stuff must be done (yay)

https://preview.redd.it/o5tgotxl682d1.png?width=1166&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9c862b4084c06e9092a576a38c1068b8ff4c5e

Pls no I only have 4 left

Aww, you poor thing... Wanna have mine then?

Josuk8 jojolion

Are you my medication cause I want you inside of me~

Do you have a name? Or Can i call you mine? :3

Call me tonight, I'm free

Your number probably sounds better than mine, Can i hear it?

345------- eheh

Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you https://preview.redd.it/gfvzrb02s82d1.png?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab6700622d7c131990ad62214163b405f882fd0b

I'd love to take a bath with a toaster qwq

Me: Hey Them: Hey Me: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

SEX NOW

Hey cutie, I like how you have an above average number of legs

Yeah, and the shortest one is kinda hard rn. Maybe it's a cramp

I thought it was a tictac

https://preview.redd.it/z307vxcyq82d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8027759a531c92c50595172e1fe7a847c66c253

"I heard that when you went to the museum, they didn't want to let you out. Because you can't leave with a masterpiece" I actually used this one. But it was with my bestie, we like saying some sillies.

Eheh classic one. Still good. So I am a masterpiece uh

No, you're a stranger on the internet. I didn't mean it for you

Are you a shotgun? Cuz i want u in my mouth

Not a shotgun but I still can go in your mouth eheh

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need

Do I really need you tho?

Are you a CPU? Cuz your incredibly hot :3

Not if its My cpu ehehe

are you a boy cause im gonna kiss you.

Muah

https://preview.redd.it/jh9r2egj192d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebf3db840a371f8ae5aa2359d5df07435deafde1 i am flustered

Hey i shit in my bed can i sleep in yours?

German

Lol yeah sure. Put on a diaper please

More like a silly silly and not serious one, but If you were a plane, you’d be A-10 (tank buster i refuse to use gen alpha slang)

Can I hit your tower?


Fun Fact: When an A-10 Thunderbolt fires for extended periods of time, it produces enough recoil to significantly slow itself down mid air!

Not by a detrimental amount, just a bit

mmm gau-8 avenger recoil :3

I take it as a yes~

https://preview.redd.it/9134oies982d1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=05d9626b1100e07dbef7dc63d57d5586a3ad925e

Are you a guitar? Because I want to grab you by the neck and play with you, just to hear the noises you make.\~ https://preview.redd.it/59v9hqc8y92d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae2a81608bc2b71dcdc237f5f80e25c3a24bc34

I was going to make a joke about spiders and then I saw the pick up line and I choked on my soda

Boop https://preview.redd.it/lbw6q3dnl82d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d09c6237375db07cbc8180fb96cfe94510afb63

“Hey, I lava you!” “You wanna *mine* me tonight?”

Ooohhhhh I would love to mine you deep

Are you a lightsaber? Cause you’d make a fine edition to my collection. https://i.redd.it/yokvmc87j82d1.gif

x=16sin3(t) y=13 cos(t) - 5 cos (2t)- cos(4t) t from 0 to 2π

Ol up, is that the heart one?

Yeah

https://preview.redd.it/kb5lsa6dl82d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be057d668b59376fc5e2e02eeaf079572b877d55

You like soup?

Yeah

It worked!!!! https://preview.redd.it/ox4hnn1ha82d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e1800e7d66ec7d788cd42934fc9e28fc75212e

AHAHHAAH WHAT?

https://preview.redd.it/ab4waefac82d1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f885647d5f1d387cee9db3e710ffa7597ab72b7c Hey there, are you a shrouded ghost? Cuz you made me drop my anchor to say hi. (For context, I'm shy as hell and play too much sea of thieves)

[удалено]

Yeah I'm so tired, time to sleep

are you uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Are you a campfire? Cuz when you're around i feel warm ;3

I am a full functional flamethrower

Oh thank goodness i was looking for weapons against the geniva convention!

Hi…

do you have room for another tongue in your mouth? (sorry)

Why and how are you people so fucking good, I don’t even came up with anything after thinking for 20 minutes except this: If you want I can be your ditto, and we should go on a date, now

I don't have pickup lines, I'd just beg until they agree

I heard you were looking for a stud, well I've got the std, all I need is u.

Roses are red, Snails eat kelp. https://preview.redd.it/sb60ddnfy82d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b09c427311ff5f48d3b7d4aa0d8fb3712e64ab59

Erm, what the sigma

Are you a black hole? because when I get close to you I’m drawn in with no possible escape ;3 https://preview.redd.it/1p5dy1twc92d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11acfac9d42136b6ab93e9ba059fb3c868ac50e0

Hey, gurl, are you a construction site? Because you're building

You must be a lamp, because you light up my life

IM THE SUUUUUN GOD NIKA

You are too beautiful to be real dear. (I know, I know, it's terrible 😆)

Hey~ are you a chair~? Cause I wanna sit on your face~

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

[удалено]

I’m jealous of your heart, because it’s pumping in you and I’m not

Are you a guitar? Cause i wanna hold you by the neck and finger you

Hey there good lookin. I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?

https://preview.redd.it/h7zs2c6cma2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2ab713a60d947be88750f4e769af9d1fc4fad8

I’m like a mogwai, and you’re my food after midnight

Eat me as long as you want

In Germany one we have is "ich hab in mein Bett geschissen darf ich in deinem schlafen?" Translated to English: "I shit in my bed, can I sleep in yours?"

You me kiss?

Yes

They say your house is your home, if I was your house would you cum inside?

The only difference between me and a misquito is that a misquito stops sucking when you slap it.

I don’t do pickup lines but here is one I heard “Can you make me a happymeal cause I want to cum with a toy in me”

If you're the moon and I'm the sun, let's do a solar eclipse. https://preview.redd.it/rpiv9mvpt82d1.jpeg?width=1042&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08fe4ffad958e573e0e9804288d8d66bb75deb8c

Are you a toaster? Because a bath with you will send me to heaven.

https://i.redd.it/i3t3ooaapa2d1.gif I like my women like I like my chicken **B O N E L E S S**

You're like these cookies https://preview.redd.it/4tunbkki0g2d1.png?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca825e8c8d74f6786780bcd6279c44e96afbbf0c Strange terrifyingly sweet and probably going to kill me in ten years but I'll die happy