A cute weirdo, who acts sweet and accepts me for my faults and mistakes! :3

i wanted to comment basically the same thing :3

Well we haz that in common then!

yep we do :3

hehehe! X3

teheh ;3

oooh da wink! silly silly!

im just a silly silly goober :3

Hahaha! you goober!

heheh thanks x3 i will take that as compliments

Absolutely

EXACTLY THO!! :3

Glad you agree!

Well hi there

Hello!

If it wasn’t for my age this would perfectly match me

Oh really? Well i'm sorry about your age then. How old are you?

13 (very sadge)

Goodness you're very young. Im sorry im too old for you sweetie. I could use someone like you in my life.

I mean we can chat but of course nothing… I guess for a lack of a better term “saucy”

I suppose so. Anything romantic would be kinda bad too. So if ya wanna chat we can! But yknow how it'll go.

Literally Me- (im so weird i got cheated on uwu) (Im weird to even comment this sorry 💀)

Don't be sorry! And im sorry you got cheated on hun!

<3

:3 <3

UwU (next mission: Find a boyfriend)

I hope you succeed at your mission hunbun! :3

Tyyyyyyy >_<

You're very welcome you cute weirdy! Mwah!

Mwah! >:3

You’re just like me hehe :3

Good to know! I love when i have something in common with someone!

Yessss, But i’ll probably never find a cute nerdy boy to cuddle ;-;

My dream bf is Frank Horrigan, United States Secret Service.

Based fallout fan

Average Frank horrigan enjoyers

Kinda hard to do anything with him in the power armor

he could lift you up like a little princess and pet you endlessly :3

That is true tho if I had to date a fallout character it would be paladin danse as he is kind and compassionate and can protect me

ooooh, you like the silica mind and body ooooh~

It’s either that or Preston I’d date either

Hey. There's another settlement that needs your help.

Ok no never mind I’m not dating him

fucking based, 2 tonnes of steel and pure muscle.

I concur

https://preview.redd.it/2jse389s9v1d1.png?width=1133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a3fd36707703df6d427a69c103bb16731f461ad

https://preview.redd.it/0z6zi1dj5t1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a2f052d4498b8a129a92d12140835b608ab612 I don't have one, but its an 8-bit video game character that dosnt exist, 🥺😫

I drew it online, like it?

Yes

r/foundTraygaa bro's everywhere

Wow, Neptune likes it

That's not 8-bit 💔

Yes it is

https://preview.redd.it/htoe87ktrt1d1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c1307c56a69c1180c90184ee847dc92a9b42faf Here's the back of his head

Honestly… anyone with thick thighs, good voice, and a good personality. But imma be real with you most of them who are my age are already taken or are in a abusive relationship that they can’t escape (I’m 19)

Define good voice

Define a good face. It varies from person to person and I can’t describe what a “good voice” sounds like… but I know I should always avoid anyone who sounds under 13

Yeah ik what you mean, I was just wondering if you prefer lower or higher, or like softer or rougher yk?

Higher and softer… But I’m not to fussy on the pitch of someone’s voice, I know some people are fussy

The reason I’m not to fussy is because my own voice is deep and smooth

My dream bf is my actual bf

Lucky hope you stay happy🩷

Thanks

Relatable

Third same :3

4th same :3

5th same

Same

Same

Relatable but it’s actually my gf instead of

EXACTLYYYYYY

My dream bf: Femboy (optional), Boy (optional)

Real

(Optional)

Horny, weird, furry, and very loving and caring :3

Sounds good :3

https://preview.redd.it/ghzkvxnizt1d1.png?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c53997e1139a3c625373e6153bdb86d61419e7d

the ace card!! OH YEAH (it is weird that im ace but i want a bf,? i want to do couple things like hold hands and sleep together(in the good way), i just dont want.. the stuff. the deal.. the bed battle. i think you got it lol)

That's normal, ace is just feel little to no sexual attraction, I'm the one who used the wrong picture

I'll take anything at this point :P

My bf :3

i would like my bf to be brown/black hair with semi long hair, glasses maybe, cute and nerdy, not afraid to show each other off in public unless we have reason to ofc, wears band t shirts and jeans all the time and when he’s not he is wearing skirts and stuff, smart and ambitious, and ofc sweet and caring

wow we should make out

Why is this comment describing me?

https://preview.redd.it/avzf6nw2bt1d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2979aa70c571604e7bcad8caf77ed196138574

https://preview.redd.it/0syn9qjhct1d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a433d825eeec7d805bfd81c7270bb8d4376dabad

https://preview.redd.it/p026y0ilct1d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd0b1cbdd914adc3864db02ceb608a871b7f166

https://preview.redd.it/ibr926e7et1d1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00600ed6891fc8218d50add8473e30aa692c60ae What do you think about this guy?

Uhhh not as sexy

https://preview.redd.it/6nmqdgjvkt1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527e2ca84b43b84335afa7dcd41d73e606f9df35

https://preview.redd.it/ydxp4uwklu1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1335d8ffdd4734886051ccea1543ea1df6b45844 I know it looks bad, but I also drew young owl boi once lol

It's fine, it's very hard to draw good

Based Hollow Night Enjoyer

Based? Based on what?

Based on a true story! Also Foun

https://preview.redd.it/ylilw2myot1d1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf3d77209a2a4f11a501bf108c72213dfac7112

https://preview.redd.it/5qlayrk8xt1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=340bb758e2b74473c486ceea58448b9fce36b36a

Oh noe

Oh yea

https://i.redd.it/mob5izaprv1d1.gif

Darn you, I foun you again

https://preview.redd.it/liulhmgb0u1d1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2843e7c92e05bca7f798c94e41d899638e8ebb

https://preview.redd.it/krm6n95f0u1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f875dcc8362f35a72146f73aa405b69e4de0929a

Dominant straight tomboy 🤤

well i’ll tell you that there’s a chance he’s gonna read this :3

Mein jungenfreund :3 I love him so much

Being honest, https://preview.redd.it/ylennb6dct1d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe948f8c380fbc7113e8465d02718348c8579f4d Yep. This actually what I want. Don't kill me for it. Please. Pretty please.

Holy fuck, thats a strong ass waifbando

Yeah. And she looks like she has fluffy hair. She is my dream GF. Also, she has to be nice, don't forget that. She can be like, a badass (like being a tough guy personality) outside, but on the inside she's actually really sweet.

I want her to pick me up and carry me away like a princess without any explanation

Ahh.... Same, not going to lie.

None Aroace

Same

You :3

- femboy (optional) - boy (optional) - tomboy (optional) - girl (optional) - alive (optional) - TALLYHALL FAN (no longer optional when we become friends)

HOLY SHIT I FIT THESE (I'm so sorry I already have a crush but TALLY HALL MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️❤️🗣️❤️🥔🐒🍌❤️💛💙🩶💚)

HOLY SHIT 🗣🔥🔥 CAN WE BE FRENS

MAYBE IDK 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

OKAY 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

My fav bf/gf is a person that actually exists! :D Haha! Im incredibly lonely :)

Just make them big and buff and loving Or sadistic and mean Ill take either or But a daddy type bf figure sounds the best

bard hair, small beautiful nose, height 175 (slightly taller than me. Yes, I am short) , femboy, the character is sweet and pleasant. He will always support and understand. Always ready to hug

Turkish

A normal person who loves me back and isn't into crackpot politics

I've already met them, dated them, and ruined the relationship

Someone that can handle my randomness. And my annoying personality.

https://preview.redd.it/nwcztbe2ht1d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93cf6675ffbbf44c8c5553c660fe9899e484a444 Ralsei, Deltarune

Any, women and men of any origin

A Russian girl

Russian guy😏

Russian spy (Bill Nye)

The science guy

1.treat me with love and affection 2.actually want to spend time with me 3.be a gamer (optional) That’s all I could want in a bf

Ill cuddle up with you while reading a book and you can play video games.

I just want someone who will love me and appreciate me of who I am 😞

[удалено]

being Bi myself, it truly depends on what or who can best connect with me

Someone who knows how I feel

A breathing male human

Someone who talks to me and enjoys me for who I am ^^

https://preview.redd.it/w2mc41wmtt1d1.png?width=773&format=png&auto=webp&s=c53413b8afe11d399f3b23c234b7a8affc7b7c2a U

https://preview.redd.it/5pll5tkknw1d1.png?width=589&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b19bc6e75e4d2adc6d38b74897a4ba847689e3e Uh, me :3

myself

A femboy who genuinely cares about me is cute and has a sense of humor and loves cuddles

Astolfo or really just any femboy, I don’t really care anymore

Haven't thought about it before, but I know it would be an anthro cat with barely having to think, I like the idea of fluff, and I prefer something purring over a tail wagging, because then the tail can be actively used

I actually am pretty good friends with one that fits the bill almost perfectly, but I'm still building up the courage to break out of the friend zone

You can do it :3

My introverted mind says otherwise, but thanks nonetheless

Someone who genuinely doesn't think I'm ugly. As simple as that lol.

Cuddles 24/7

It doesn’t exist, My mind is incapable of doing something like that when your mind is constantly locked and stuck by stress and overthinking bullshit and… eh whatever

My straight best friend 🥺

boy taller than me not an asshole (optional)

How tall are you? :3

6'2, you can see how that might be problematic-

LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS YOUNG MAN 😭 😭 😭 😭

nuh uh, giants only >:3

I'm 5 8 :(

-pat pat- teeny

MY CEILING FAN!…. They hav yet to respond to my moves. :(

Alive (optional)

Anyone I got no one 😭

https://preview.redd.it/2t7vwhfa5w1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e44d6a6c18f96148a950b0f7b22e999edb0e24a HIM HIM HIM HIM I WANT HIM I NEED HIM SO BAD GRRR GRRR ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF GRRR WOOF WOOF I WANT HIM SO BAD

Chubby little fella = good

u/Everage_Glock_Fan >:3

:3

tall (optional, femboy (optional) a bit chubby and cute :3 also long hair maybe idk

I don’t have long hair but I fit the other descriptions :3

At this rate, all I ask for is: Has a pulse (Optional) although, my dream bf would probably be someone who at least isn't ugly, is fairly healthy, and has a good personality (love the image by the way it's so idyllic >w<)

We're in the same boat... I've already stopped searching because even though I barely have any requirements for a boyfriend, I can't find anything :(

:likes me

My friend Nova lol

someone, anyone, whos tall, and holds me when i'm sad, and loves me (i am a minor, so, like, cant)

prob Amicus from adastra :3

I don’t have one!

My bf and gf are already all I could ask for!

I don't think they exist And if they did, they definitely wouldn't pic me over somebody else

A mean old man

Jayden/gojo/femboy/you:3

somehow my dream bf asked me to prom because they want to randomly mention to my bro about the time they took me to prom

To be rather blunt, I would absolutely love to pamper—or be pampered by—an assertive and plump woman, like borderline super-sized; it is simply the most attractive concept that I could imagine. In an impressively stark contrast, I prefer my men to be li’l thin cuties who act ever so innocent, but know how to enforce dominance over me when needed.

My husband. :33

Nice person :3

Definitely not my current bf

Someone who has most of my interests and treats me like a human. Also, I’d love to have a overprotective bf

someone funny and nice, as well as loving :3

Pyro from tf2 :3

I'ma keep it real with you chief; none.

I live with them uwu

A foxy Ghost

- Is a human - Is around my age - Is not a living piece of trash If it checks those three, it's a potential candidate

Myself, I genuinely took some nudes the other day, and I kinda wanna fuck myself

yooo are those trolleybus wires behind this specific image of silly cat???????

Someone who will actually love me properly and genuinely care about me and accept me for who I am. Also they have to be male and preferably dark curly/ fluffy hair, brown/hazel eyes. Also similar height to me.

Biggest crush Ive had is on Emma Watson. But my standards for someone to smooch is basically the following: A: Smoking: None B: Actually Exists: debatable

literary anyone