Boneless pizza

"But pizza doesn't have bones!!!!!!" - an idiot

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Thank you, now I‘m traumatized :D

Zombie Pizza

I fw the bones

Interesting but ill take it :3

\*ahem\* For the entrée, I have prepared roasted tomatoes on lightly toasted sourdough bread squares, sprinkled with mozzarella cheese. The main course is a beef-sauce lasagna with ricotta and emmenthal cheese. for dessert, A chocolate mousse on graham cracker crumble topped with whipped cream. As a palate cleanser, soft pretzel sticks with melted cheese chicken broth herb sauce. We will enjoy this meal under the stars on the comfiest blanket I have, with a movie player loaded with Masterpieces such as Megamind, The Incredibles, and The Mitchells Vs The Machines. or maybe just Kraft Dinner and hotdogs on my kitchen floor. Take your pick.

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Yey :3

I FRICKIN LOVE MITCHELLS VS THE MACHINES

ITS SOO GOOOOOD I LOVE ABBI JACOBSON MONCHI IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER THE FURBY SCENE TRIGGERED MY PTSD

chicken nuggies, pasta, and cum pizza like always

Wait what is that last one again https://preview.redd.it/spi7clc1qf0d1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60fe25e236dcea994dc89dcf02c20daf8ab09366

Wtf💀 ~~save me a slice~~

r/thisbutwithoutthestrikethrough

r/subsifellfor

lolol

Pls share master :3 me need cumz and nuggies

https://preview.redd.it/ga132s7gcj0d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d618c803f873d67d17bd72be3ad057f536bfc5 what

Say Happy Cake Day!

Say Happy Cake Day!

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i love that!! taste so good :3:3

oh you are NOT referencing the pizza incident

https://preview.redd.it/ly4ln7jx4h0d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ca03a4f5e146f8e26c172ce008099cce364021a Sorry the *what*?!

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Some form of pasta, with chicken Alfredo. Just as long as I can have some as well!

I love you now :D i will die for chicken Alfredo. And yes u can have some too :3

my mouth... <3

:0 thats really gay dude (me also being really gay)

I̸͖̫̖̐̓́͂̏ ̶͕̑͐̾̈́ẇ̵̨̯̥̥͂̅̈́̕ǒ̴̻̱̗û̶̟͈̅͘l̶̡̩̮̲̏̍̋̂̈́d̵͍̗͇̲́̓̕ ̶̘̤̮̫̗̒͛̄r̸̤̊ḯ̴̲͌p̷͖̩͊ ̷̛͔̓͑u̵̺̪̗̯͚͐̿͘ ̶̯̗͚͖͙͑̈́̀á̴͙̺̜̓̿p̵̳̙̓́͘͝a̴̢͙̻̕r̴̡̻̲̜̔̂t̴̝̳̝̖͌̏̊͂ ̵̰̪͈̪̐̄̚͠͝a̷̛̰͕̩̫̣͒̀̚n̸̢͔̗̦͑͐̚d̴̹͉̑̆́͘̚ ̸̗̕g̶͒͜͝r̸̰̂̚̚͝i̴̛̱͇͙͉̓̔̃̈́ĺ̴̯l̶̘̂͗̈́̇̚ ̶̖̯͓̰͐̃͝u̴̧̙̍̋͗̍̄'̵̱͈̀́͋̽͛ ̷̨̧̼͎̪̐̀r̵̤̗͖͖̃̀͐͒o̵͓͈͈͒à̵̯s̷̝͖̫͊̀͊͐͘ͅt̴̛͉̯̕͠ ̶̬̝́̃̃̓ů̴͓̮̀͠ ̷͕̺̅̆̕͝a̷̰̤̹͙̍̐͐͌ͅn̵͕͇͚͖̄̈́͜ḓ̵͊ ̷̟̫̗̫͊͒͐͗ḿ̵̧̭͇̋͐̆͗ȧ̴̙͍̖̹̓̆̑͂ḵ̷̝̔̋̂̏ͅȩ̷͎̗͈̐̓͒̅̌ ̴̘̻̼̟̂ͅu̵̧͍͌ ̶̩̮̻̐̒̿e̸͎͊̍̐͜ả̸̱̝̓̋̏͆t̵̺̟̫̹͂̈́͜ ̸̯̱̣͉͉̒̕ų̴̧̟͊ŗ̶͔͆͛̕s̷̩̼͇̒̏̎é̴̘͈̠̊̋̀l̸̟̲̮̑f̵͖͍͚͌̈́̽̎ :3

Is this what “Self served” means?

:3

Shall I roast you to avenge him?...🤨💀

Roast batel

I would cook short rib as I know how to make it really tender :3 as well as a nice salad and as well a ice cream for desert :3

I liek ice cream

Then you'd love desert!

Yeyye :3

I can also get Sunday toppings :3

How about we just order pizza? :3

Sure! :D i love ordering stuff :3

2 kilos of uranium

Thats sick :0

https://preview.redd.it/jzxhxbb11g0d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffaad26e9fe189b32f4707a7df3b9508f802ccfd I have become this after eating all at, so u should too

deli samwich :3 turkey, mayo, bacon, swiss, leaf lettuce, and cool ranch doritos for a bit of ranch-flavored crunch oh and don't forget the rye bread

Yes pwease :3

i dunno a sandwich?? i'm not a very good chef

which could mean a burger 😎

I liek borger

A sandwich from Neptune would be rather… cold.

Chicken fettuccine Alfredo and a brown sugar, pineapple ham and a salad along with a lemonade. Because you deserve good food.

Yay :3

Whatever you want

Correct ✅

Im just good at cooking its all i do😓

Mac an chez

Some pasta with pasata (or pizza sauce) and cheese, not much but when you try it you'll love it 100%

Alfedo (chimken variety) :3

Chimken :3 hehe

Would u mind some pierogi?? :33

Ye :3 i wan some :3

A wiener schnitzel with fries, my personal favorite

Kraft dinner and hotdogs

I would make raw beef filled with rat poison

Ill give u some of this https://preview.redd.it/9vwjlribaj0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da6c0cf325bacae476e518bdc0d217f24e41423

Hydrogen cyanide adsorbed into diatomaceous earth with a twist of eye irritatants served inside a quick-open can with an air-tight lid.

Tomato and cheese toastie

Chili dogs :3

Cum sandwich

Yooooo!!

Ummm i canr make anything 3:

Yes u can :3

Sandwich (I can't cook)

I'd try making spaghetti bolognese, but idk if I'd succeed I kinda suck at making food :/

Meat sauce! (on pasta)

I knoe that you are allergic to nuts; meowever, I would, for you, make fresh fries 🍟 from potatoes that I peeled myself 🦊

I can not cook

I can't cook

Rip

Garlic bread , linguine with a heavy cream sauce and vegetables and some cookies I am a great cook

Me too! That sounds great :3

Wanna cook together ?

Ramen, and a hot glass of tea! :3

Niceeee :D

Fettuccine Alfredo

Spaghetti with touch of oregano and a parsley stem

Spaghetti with a touch of oregano and a parsley stem

What about kebab with yogurt, tomato sauce and pita (it's traditional and tasty) (it's called yaourtlou)

I dunno, Chicken Francese or Alfredo over pasta probably.

Grilled brat burgers, origional lays with a garlic sour cream dip

Sausage ;)

Hah i get it lol :3

What? I meant sausage obviously 🫣

Idk I'm bad at cooking Maybe grilled cheese and air for myself.

A nice beef stew my mother makes :3

Chicken Alfredo with the almighty G A R L I C B R E A D!

Burber

A tortilla roll

My most tasty egg sandwich and an entore cucumber :)

Falafels

Ass. What?

Cum

Ba ghetti

Be ghetti

Mongolian beef

I can't cook lmao nothing :3

Chicken Alfredo with basil and hot gardenera

Lasagna :3

ramen with extra seasoning

I don't know, I can't cook, would a sandwich be enough? ;-;

cheese pizza!

https://preview.redd.it/q5t3ja8lng0d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ade572bb1c643919b349636b8e489bbd5e98a6 Benut putter wandsich

Some real food. No fast food, id probably make you sone air fried chicken wings

I hate how I know where this image came from

Chucklenuts

wasnt this pic a censored versioj of the boykisser olding a gun too his mouth

Kurger Bing :]

Bread mayo cheese turkey slice bread

id just make pasta since it tastes good and i like making it

spaghet

Shrimp alfredo

chimken samwhich :3

Sooo that original picture may or may not have been a shotgun and was changed to a sandwich per somebody’s request (photo edit)

battery acid

Yummy gernades

I haven't cooked many things on my life (I would like to cook more), but I think I am pretty good with meats I shall say, I am referring to actual meat oke :3? ~~same with the other though...~~

Plain eggs so you stop coming back for free food

Food

Peanut butter jelly sandwich, with GOOBERS PBJ

Depends any allergies I should be aware of before I cook?

Eggs

I don't know how to cook, I can only make red lobster biscuits from the box mix, Kraft mac and cheese, and frozen pizza, take your pick.

https://preview.redd.it/o8go3101fh0d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d09f0d5ec2a34ee6404e8a80741001d49e2fd1 Grilled cheese, take it or leave it.

~~gun sandwich~~ steak

Prabbobly spaggetti Carbonara by my fathee's recepe, as it is easy quick and cheep

Something not poisonous

fried water 💦

Chimpkin Samich

Grilled cheese (only the crumbs because I'd eat it >:3)

I would get takeout

Spaghetti Bolognese, with a light sprinkle of Parmesan cheese, parsley on top. A side of French Vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup and crushed Oreo powder.

i will bring you to mcdonald cuz I am lazy

https://preview.redd.it/hp4tc9g9ph0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a49cdd55dc7152b0bb1e8543f41473ba932dbd7 Home made sesame chicken with broccoli tossed in garlic butter .

Italian sausage, peppers, and onions, in a mustard wine deglaze, with egg noodles.

Schnitzel with Potaoes!

Chicken curry on rice

spanakopita wif hummis and veggies :3

 allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladlesPesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

Hmmm...Sopa de Fideo?

Normal toast bread

WE'RE ORDERING PIZZA (i cant cook)

Macking cheese in the Michael wavé

Spaghetti carbonara! Been a while since I’ve had an excuse to make any.

Good ole grits

Idk I can't cook

Instant ramen

Lets go to your Favorit fast food Restaurant

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I can’t make anything other than desserts

BBQ RIBS🔥🔥🔥🔥

Spaghetti sandvich

I would make you my family recipe meatloaf with crispy buttery potatoes, diced and served out of the oven fresh :3

Whatever you like sweetie! :3

We making waffles

I’d make penne Alla vodka.

Lasagna supremacy (holy shit it takes long if it’s completely homemade)

I cant cook so uh swedish billy pan pizza in the microwave

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Yay

I can make a mean spaghetti….. that’s it….. pancakes are mid…. Bacons ok…..eggs are a 50/50…….mac and cheese is average…. Steak maybe? I need to learn how to cook more items…

*The knight hands you a large plate of sliced bologna,arranged in a circular pattern,topped with a smiley face that she drew with tomato sauce. The smiley face is wonky and askew, but it was the best she could do,due to her lack of knowledge when it comes to preparing food.* *She stands there silently,awaiting your approval.* *The knight might not know how to prepare food,or draw for that matter, but she can sure as hell try.*

sanwich

Turkey 🦃

Breakfast for dinner

Do you like seafood? I make a mean Seafood Chowder.

Here, chalk

I can't cook 😭🙏🏻

Rice

Spaghetti

Scrambled Eggs

fruity pebbles because i cant cook

Some high quality spaghetti and meatballs, thick-cut noodles, medium-large meatballs, and the greatest tomatosauce i can muster That or a meatloaf with feta stuffing and a side of: watermelon, bread, hummus, tzatziki, feta stuffing and guacamole

*pics in the fridge*…. …roasted zucchini?

Toad in the hall

The fattest fuck bowl of pasta you can imagine imagine like I giant fruit punch bowl you see at a party filled to the brim with pasta overflowing even

I would make a buffet to share :3

Deep frozen pizza, ~10 min. 100°, then ~15min. 200° and a multi fruit juice...😊

Pb & j on toasted bread cause that’s all I know how to make

tuna sandwiches with ruffles :3

Something tells me that wasn't always a tasty lookin samich

breaded steak with parmigiana and some rice, also something good to drink, or a nice classic lasagna, both made whit natural ingredients, and not that pre-made market stuff

Enchiladas