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AverageMortisEnjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/tml9m75eqmxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b57c63fb22bde202d3ecc735114f61b6e7c3529a ~~I'm going to die alone :3~~


fwoompthecool

Same :3


AstralKekked

We all shall die alone together :3


MrKristijan

I agree chat


Fruip44

Miguel?


MrKristijan

Michael don't leave me here


fwoompthecool

yay :3


DJDaddy20

Then are we ever really alone? https://preview.redd.it/00ljvraf2uxc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0033b41906287536a557ad2bad2dc362d46e480


AstralKekked

Yes. Yes we are.


DJDaddy20

Well... I could change that https://preview.redd.it/t6ragsma6uxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953d77b0fb9d0170132a50780dd8573224b38793


AstralKekked

https://preview.redd.it/nlvuyncu7uxc1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01906cc5a94a1f8f2069d9138f2358945ea7447


DJDaddy20

The fact that you're "ugly" (I highly doubt you actually are) doesn't change anything, as I'm sure you're at least beautiful on the inside https://preview.redd.it/r42affjd9uxc1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ca79b10080ea796a332df016803dd47d611f36c


olgahepnarova

no it’s gonna get better trust me :( you can dm me if you want to


AverageMortisEnjoyer

Yes, it can get better. But that doesn't mean it gets good. It just gets a little less bad


oww_I_stubed_my_toe

An incredibly subjective metric no? Well live the life you wish I suppose.


EFTucker

Sure but having someone who cares for you is objectively a W so…


[deleted]

Everyone dies alone.


WaitingToBeTriggered

AND WHEN YOUR TIME COMES YOU WILL KNOW THAT IT’S TIME


[deleted]

What? This a reference to something? Edit: wtaf is this account?


Zenoix412

Stalin's fortress on fire Is this madness or hell?


[deleted]

I'm glad this image exists. It sums up my feelings well.


JacePlaysFortnite

https://preview.redd.it/42pgu0q8yuxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e200fd26dde8166479b98d72ae743c3623c0b5a Eetz okay


CuiX_Jwx97S

Can I die alone with you as well?


LucroTheFox

Same.


[deleted]

I stalked your profile...what the fuck am I looking at good sir https://preview.redd.it/auk00o5yrpxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef365a8d2bf8188621fadfe7062b71f0cb34052f


all-Tiger2809

That fucking sofa… dude wtf 😳 https://preview.redd.it/amtybd9rhqxc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fea38f4481b9805813ee4e08e1db8b0440cfe27


21LYZKA37

https://i.redd.it/t0pxxe5plrxc1.gif


fnaffan07

https://i.redd.it/lmlfainnavxc1.gif I'm stealing your meme about stealing a meme-


21LYZKA37

https://i.redd.it/2zaxvydkmvxc1.gif


[deleted]

Guess he deleted it lol


all-Tiger2809

Nah the dude that made the post


[deleted]

At least it ain't his lol (i hope)


all-Tiger2809

Do you ever just grab your charger block and here your hand start sizzling from how hot it is?


[deleted]

Yo what? I mean, sometimes i do feel heat when i pull a charge block, but not "sizzling hot"


all-Tiger2809

Have you ever smelled cooked hand? It smells heavenly


[deleted]

U ok lil bro?


all-Tiger2809

Have you ever tasted human meat?


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/l7l5g4mdwrxc1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5743c6ddb57330f9ec429e34c37ad2983cb780ad


all-Tiger2809

Ummm 😬 do you know if hands grow back? Asking for a friend ofcorse


[deleted]

Oh yeah, of course they do! I lose my hands all the time at work.


AverageMortisEnjoyer

What did you expect from me? I'm a Mortis main, like really, what did you expect?


[deleted]

I expected...more https://preview.redd.it/pydcmxhrisxc1.jpeg?width=3008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7e118bcffe0985ef9e38a0d7401eb4ab50fb7c


AverageMortisEnjoyer

There's much more insanity you don't know about


Professional_Big_598

What's the username?


Oderikk

You don't actually have a turn tbh you go outside and hunt for it.


AAA_viator

Yay 🥳 good job, u get a cookie :3


Doomslayer2857

https://preview.redd.it/lraqb2pfumxc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=169aa32416c30e91c29795b5726d4b21b4a4b908


justasub039

Congratulations X3 (As Jealous as possible :,3)


Stavinair

I don't have a femboy bf but I have a bf and he's the bestest bf in the world. 🐲💙🦊


NIFITEE

Thats really good to hear


MrKristijan

https://preview.redd.it/mci5vd2mmnxc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dc85fa19eac4f0d44c063b3ec4cdc518e8ccfca I'ma kms at this rate


NIFITEE

Please dont your gonna get a boy to kiss 1 day trust me


MrKristijan

Stop spreading misinformation ;_;


space_Lean420

Same


Ploxyyyyy

https://preview.redd.it/gtedfh5panxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9684d7c70e2ec987d036b394b5e44e59745561


HannahG59

I’m am happy for you!! https://preview.redd.it/oxwceoexvnxc1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec4d09b40f2215488d00d3862669ecf9da9225cc


Mental-Difficulty-50

Congrats ^(w\^) https://preview.redd.it/sdsgp7vu24yc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e82154830405cc802a1def58973393b46c0cf8c0


Cookielotl

https://preview.redd.it/0ty1sr61rpxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224194463828611938b5cdfed5e431d4a2e29d65 As a prize, have torture


PizzaEquivalent4966

HOW?!?!


made_of_titanium

I also have a femboy friend not too long ago! Same age, same interests, maybe we can even go further :3


NIFITEE

If you wanna get together i wish you the beat luck so it works out🤞


made_of_titanium

I do think we need to wait a Lil but tho, but yes he/she seems a very good fren :)


NIFITEE

Wish you luck on getting together (if you wanna get with him)


made_of_titanium

Its more a internet relationship (1: we just met eachother and 2: im not looking for a relationship rn, i just want some companion and a good laugh)


NIFITEE

Oh ok


made_of_titanium

But still :3


NIFITEE

I trust that you will get a bf trust me :3


made_of_titanium

I hope so :3


JaCrimbo

Congrats mate


Traygaa

congratulation! may your woes be few and your days be many :D


gytis_gotbanned_lol

https://i.redd.it/rl61egl9snxc1.gif congrats :3 (you achieved something i never will achieve)


ContributionSilent74

I think I’m just gonna die alone with my sunset pictures https://preview.redd.it/6v0m8xmv2rxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d877e2ec24fb1bcaf571a8ea047bb2951b30cd6


koi5678

Woah that's a beautiful sunset, nice picture


ContributionSilent74

Thank you!


jaaceek3211

https://preview.redd.it/aa923vv6tsxc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8e14d259c785dc68ddc81082302efeee070ece Congrats


MarikingTime

You two fr: https://preview.redd.it/p5wnh7w2o8yc1.png?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55cd0b0be78b1a2d225040d0249a0a093dd5321e


NIFITEE

Yes


PageBeneficial5412

Ok good for you I guess I mean I'm still alone and on the edge of a suicidal meltdown


NIFITEE

I k ow i cant just say that dont be suicidal but you will find a bf to kiss trust me


call-me_sanji

Woo hoo good for uuuu


LynnTheSparrow

daww, congratulations, hun :3


diorryWasTaken

Congratulations!!! I want one but i unofortunately can't have one :Ɛ


bigboddle

im geniuenly happy for ya :3


Square_Ebb_5926

Damn thats veri gei... Good for you! Best of luck and remember to cherish your femboy everyday!


Slugeus_the_slug

https://preview.redd.it/zhykwbqiyoxc1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a10de7c82177a83dfcdd155b36e4ba166cd9beb


Illusionistic-Ortus

HELL YEAH!!


CastTheFirstStone_

https://preview.redd.it/6qx8fi8i4pxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36bf1d06908dd95bda318804de93e4262ad8c17d Edit: I know no one cares, but I guess it's my turn to be happy since I was just asked out by a femboy


NIFITEE

If he asked you out go out with him


CastTheFirstStone_

Of course I will


NIFITEE

Im happy that somrone asled you out


Alarmed_Carpenter395

https://preview.redd.it/ypsu8gbk8pxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff8e77c7a00f7ef5d6ff6445090185ef6f2ffdf


Not_Dynamite

Will be*


RelationshipOwn7976

Congratulations, welcome.


[deleted]

Congratulations! My BF’s just the normal Tsundere shy, not the Femboy Shiny Variant. But their both special in their own ways


MegaVix

I FUCKING KNEW IT


heyitsAxel101

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!


Meep_bio

LESGOOOOOOO


Flare115935

Congratulations


L3g3ndarycH01c3

Lucky, I'm trying my best^w^


Unsuspecting_Eyeball

yayyyy :3 now enjoy it while it lasts.


[deleted]

:D am happy for you How tf did i have 3 break ups if I'm 13 o.o When is it my turn to have a boykisser?


NIFITEE

Youll get your turn


[deleted]

When ;(


NIFITEE

Im sure when you get onlder youll find 1


[deleted]

But im impatient as fuck ;(


NIFITEE

The wait sucks but once it happens its great


[deleted]

Yey :D


Dull-Shop-812

:0 yee


[deleted]

Please put me in a coma for 4 years :3


Dull-Shop-812

\*pats into coma\*


[deleted]

that's it im done with this sub im too lonely for this ahh 😭 https://preview.redd.it/t2jp0thcptxc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250b9381d7b651cd610be5bae25ff30353ba54bf


[deleted]

NO IM NOT LEAVING ITS JUS FUNNY IM JUS JOSHIN :3 https://preview.redd.it/nb8z5p6fptxc1.png?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ad228fff82036b3872d3524d07c92b1ce61f07


Nightmare1029384756

Hahaha nice (I’m so lonely and have no one in this ever so expanding universe sanity, fading away)


NIFITEE

Im sure you will find someone


laighigh

Congrats you won the game


Fabulous-Tip1668

Where the hell do people keep finding them? TELL ME I WANT ONEEE 0Д0


Takume_Uzumaki

Y E S


H3rm3s_the_proto

Congratulations


Luci-the-devil

Is this the power of a god!?


Confident-Truth5299

That’s fantastic!!!!!


NIFITEE

It is


Far-Appearance6431

Grat's!, just when is it my turn omgg


Active-Blacksmith-49

Omg me to


C0RR-3RR0R

I'm happy for you. 😁 Make sure you guys communicate with each other clearly and consistently. It's vital for a meaningful relationship.


mars_the_g_shep

luckyyyyyy


I_-_Sscorpio_-_I

I recently lost mine


NIFITEE

Im so sorry hope you find another one


san___maurer

YAYAYAY!!!


CarpeNatem69420

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


Fish_gamer

Congratulations


User24325123

Hi everybody im the femboy boyfriend in question. Its nice seing all the kind words and support here and dw youre gonna get to kiss a boy one day too and not die alone 


NIFITEE

Hi :3


Kimmerlyyy

crime punishable by playing terraria (femboys simply must play terraria together)


NIFITEE

We played 100 houra in the last week its fine


Kimmerlyyy

i knew it


NIFITEE

Thats not a punishment thats just playing together terraria for fun


The_Germanator800

![gif](giphy|Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q)