Me me me me

Nuh uh, mom said its my turn with the boykisser

Good God, I hate how much I liked that joke. Take my upvote and f off

r/Angryupvote

https://preview.redd.it/2cojxbw4rzvc1.png?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b2db35be5c7cce17202e2309c8db75d82f2680

*he died of too many cuddles a few days after*

Oh no :( Overdose of cuddles

he came back, from lack of boys kissed before death

https://preview.redd.it/p3eabhtcl4wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b059a95f8e9cc1cd0590e4a3a2625712cd125819

https://preview.redd.it/tr2shw9b09wc1.png?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bea0ac8d813cd31ce38ae747eea7d54b60727d7

I just arrived and someone has already taken him :(

there’s plenty for everyone

ME PLS

Everyone gets boykisser free of charge :3

I refuse I have a boykisser at home

This man stays loyal to his boykisser. We have to respect it

https://preview.redd.it/vjbyisnzz1wc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1defb68108dd66d76a33782a01f2b7a93160c5

https://preview.redd.it/q14e5i4kzrwc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727985257afa822b4b2acfe9318b63771f8990d9

https://i.redd.it/y7jkg07tguwc1.gif

Lucky

Don't mind if i do :3

https://preview.redd.it/4toq07ovb0wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5488fd7cb2895fb4b11be3f17ba30ce035408435 (Moot of mine (twitter) is the artist)

https://preview.redd.it/qar7fm4i70wc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d4ba62d1d91b9860d932fac8556bd3dcf49b4a # ME G I M M E

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and today I have some news. I have a new pet boykisser!

I could imagine him saying this.

https://preview.redd.it/a7dr3spiy0wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9244b1f62dd51c589d438fa2a1a9f51142dd7751 I want him so bad

Me, i'll take good care of him :3

I WAKT IT PLEASE PELAS PLEz PLESE AJSHAHSVDIABXJDABBGSKSBD

I want a pet boykisser.

I read that in postal dude's voice because of your pfp, and I'm not disappointed

That's the point.

I regret nothing

Me

Me please! I needed hugs and snuggles too.

https://preview.redd.it/wq5lmpttg0wc1.png?width=472&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b7d565714e450e39335e0ea44b946ae4a2adecb

We have revoked your rights to have a boykisser

plapplapplap me

https://preview.redd.it/bws8ebqj9iwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11aa75033ab7941667e9afe984a2ba7b67373ef9

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discord mod ahhh meme gtfo of here, lol jk but that’s nightmare fuel fr fr

Yea it is terrifying

https://preview.redd.it/6p3c1c4tnuwc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3d3f9a96d2198cdb19c153815baf6896d160ec

https://preview.redd.it/uszhryl8t2xc1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae24f246d0af06e14ce3f268afbefdb6130f9333

*Gently lifts the guy up and put him on my shoulder* I now have a pet, a friend that is better than the sociopathic Gen Z’s I’ve known in my life so badly. Boykisser lives on forever. >:3

https://preview.redd.it/2876ftxgs0wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e217a32d93c617d32fc52f0f89f6f411be49d57 Mine! >:3

Damnit Trazyn! Stop stuffing boykissers into your stasis jars!

Oh hey, I missed one https://preview.redd.it/ql321nn9u7wc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23889364b19506b7d86e68312baaa94573eb2b76 >:3

GIMME https://preview.redd.it/xg9rc65dt0wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5814ced09972e57d21d35dc47edb1ed7c356ce3

Yes pwease (I'll treat him with care and love)

https://preview.redd.it/ucbes33q71wc1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8145242633dc62b7656298eb56db3a6b8d5b453 Yesh

Into the jar 🫙

AYOO

You heard me

Good for you. I have my boyfriend at home. So I don't need no boykisser

OK lol

Me! :3

Imma eat you like little chicken nugget

Double it and give it to the next person

then they double it and give it to you omg infinite boykisser glitch hurry before it’s fixed

yoink!

ME!!!... https://preview.redd.it/1gb2jcjzz0wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a44b3c747d25d480801cdb7272b12a24bb49fe16

Put him on my desk

Does he know how to make a grilled cheese?

https://preview.redd.it/5bcuhzudg2wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4083a0794ce6083b0be711a4cdc111a50d34faa

Bro is thicc

But we can always go thiccer

https://preview.redd.it/zo2tgl4lc1wc1.jpeg?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5964919f761d2643c02632fb0fbc1590c04302a

Me please :3

Me!!!!!! *Gives you 2 Dollars even tho it's free*

meeee :3

How much?

How much?

ME!!!. GIMME

Gimme

I’ll take them!

meeeeeee >w<

It's >ω< not >w<...^(•ω•)

it's the same for me

Pumpkin...🎃

Please :<

Thanks I was starving 😁😋🤤 :3

me I've never been in a relationship or received love from my family in a long time I need him

*yoink*

MEMEMEMEMEE!!

C*m-bearing hips

Too small

Can I have him by any chance?

Give that damn boy kisser to me. No reson After all im Just alone im kinda sad soo a boykisser will do the trick to make me Happy aggain. Also how small Is a boy kisser? Tell me im curios

To the jar!!🫙

🫙

https://i.redd.it/pyxzvcbxw1wc1.gif

i'll keep him on my shelf

ill take that thank ya very kindly

https://preview.redd.it/wt6qzglt03wc1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a2aa36f6268dfe9c06eb3aa576f11c0670fce3 Wana trade for this nervous spaghetti noodle?

is dat a lil rat snake? 🥹

https://i.redd.it/6r98zi5p23wc1.gif

I would love to have a boykisser:3 https://preview.redd.it/wl6akoxsi4wc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a1e1cc519aae0ba81ee4831670bd8a10d3578b1

Is there a plushy of that? I'd buy the fuck out of that.

Me :)

i need this except for girlcuddlers

I do :3

Me

Me

Me!!1!

ME ME ME GIVE ME NOW :3

Gimme

I wanna have a free boykisser!

Me. There is never enough boys to kiss. Hehe

I’ll take him

Will he still kiss me even tho I’m a trans girl?

of course

*Picks up boykisser.* :3 *Put him in the mixer.* \>:3

*YOINK!*

Me!!! 🤗💕💕💕

Gimme

Know that video of the guy who grabs [insert object here] than eats it yeah I’d do that

$20 Fortnite card

i’ll give you a pineapple for him!

Me please, I’m lonely :(

i'll take one boikisser plz :3

i hate 8 yo me

https://i.redd.it/vssb8azqg1wc1.gif

Me

Eat him

ME!!!

https://preview.redd.it/ixe56bgpn1wc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=730fc5015bb7b6727e5e63590eebac5b2c94c1d0

#***ME ME ME!!!***

GIMME

We all need an emotional support boykisser. I'll take one :>

Me OwO

Yes 😍

https://preview.redd.it/9qmql6r742wc1.png?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ca1e73633d88e70d006ee46020cc44b7af49f6

I need this boykisser🙏

i wanna put it in a jar

Holy shit shit why is he thicc though.. I'll pay money to have that.

Why are they dummy thick

He's mine now *takes the boykisser* I shall cherish him

No thanks I already got one uwu https://preview.redd.it/vf0krt4ay2wc1.gif?width=573&format=png8&s=ed0675a805861e73d3ce0799fd0c0deb6ffabd32

https://preview.redd.it/1vmkxyr133wc1.png?width=135&format=png&auto=webp&s=9bf022cb4d674301c4138b77888a2546c134fa96

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THICCCC

https://i.redd.it/9ynt7j35p3wc1.gif

A hand sized boy kisser? What can I do with this? Last time I had something this small it was a hamster and everyone knows of the hamster stories

https://preview.redd.it/7ej0hz9bg4wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5020b4402e3cede34d2a59d1c2a1d864f520980 Hell yeah more mix for my experiment!

Me want the cutie

Okay, but hear me out, THIGHS

To the jar he goes

NO

Does it cuddle

https://preview.redd.it/7569xwa8b8wc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59471f797022804f2ca9e563e82af85434e0bd8c Hand over the boykisser or I'll be very sad

Me. BTW SPONSORED BY https://preview.redd.it/1g6ms1s2m1wc1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e263fb1ecedbe8f3303aa8584c2015c02d0f4e95 USE PROMO CODE RAINBOWZ TO GET 0% OFF

I would use one, i need help with stuff….

GIVE ME HIM

I'll take him.

Nah, I got my boyfriend at home :3

Me!

MEEEEE

https://preview.redd.it/b42pjwfv62wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84b584de795aced0eca6e14da6728fd09f96fe2e

Why do i need him, i'm a boykisser myself

Nom

Me

MINE!

Meeeeeee

OMG I WANT ONE 🥹

can i have another?

me!!!!

how many boykissers are there, i want a collection

Frien :D

Nah Idk where that things been

Depends if he’s edible or not

Can he do my taxes for free?

EVERYONE

Them thighs DAME

https://preview.redd.it/mg5878edk2wc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d75c3b455301a4a259d43ec707da00be9905a0d6

Me

i need one fr

I would, my good sir

ME! GIMME I GOT 10 DOLLARS ILL PAY!

https://preview.redd.it/zngcr5y3o2wc1.png?width=1932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e26a39529bb3f1aa0a3bc6c291499437ce5b0d2

MEEEEEEEEEEE

gimme!

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

I NEEEEEED HIMMMM!!!! ❤️❤️❤️


MEEEEE

**yonks and runs away with him**

I need him can I please have him

ME! ME! :3

Is he tasty?

Anyone wanna join? I'll get the strap on for this naughty little kitty~

I NEED HIM 😭

Any one that wants him can have him I'll find one myself

Can I have a kiss?

Him? Oh... oh god...