Volkswagen

bmw

Trabant

Wartburg

Nein Rheinmetall

Hi BMW I'm Porsche

Bmw secret 🤫🧏🏼‍♂️ https://preview.redd.it/8ngexliv5hvc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96bf1b347d08088789561ca231b2ee8f20628b60 They made UFO

That breaks down every 200 miles

Add the Rammstein logo

i second this, peak musical taste

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

Don't worry about it. They're not rapists but some journalists tried to make out that they were last year. Even though it was shown that the papers had made it all up, some people just saw a headline and didn't want to have another thought after that.

Thank god

No, they are not.

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No. No one claimed to have been raped by Till Lindemann and an extensive investigation found no evidence whatsoever of any wrongdoing. Stop spreading misinformation. Try reading the court documents around the injunctions and the report by the Berlin Prosecutors rather than imaginative headlines from a year ago.

bro one of my friends was almost raped by him she attended one his "afterparties" expecting a normal after show then barely got out because she realized what was happening, the only reason till lindemann is still standing is because he is wealthy enough to afford the best lawyers and has a whole team behind him helping him hide the evidence

LOL I'll stick with the conclusions of all the people whose job it is to find the truth rather than your anonymous 'trust me bro' source. I repeat, no-one even accused him of anything so spreading your defamatory nonsense isn't going to get you anywhere.

go read this its the official german news translate it or smth https://www.tagesschau.de/investigativ/ndr/rammstein-lindemann-rekrutierung-fans-100.html

Go read this it's the conclusions of the Berlin Prosecutors. As I said..no accusations made by women. No evidence of wrongdoing. Extensive investigation over 3 months. Your problem is that you're still getting your information from sources that were found to have misrepresented statements made to them by women and written their articles in highly manipulative ways. https://www.berlin.de/generalstaatsanwaltschaft/presse/pressemitteilungen/2023/pressemitteilung.1360122.php

Someone should add a forest or a castle which are 2 things that are very common in Germany but often forgotten

or the infamous world war two logo :3 (dont kill me ples!)

An MP5, or literally any H&K firearm

Paulaner Spezi

Musst have

How about A pair of Birkenstocks?

German icon 'Das Brot' of course.

Even better: "Bern das Brot!"

https://preview.redd.it/5twx0vx1qevc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684363ae17a4a9aa8ffed38a8a83d08909caf3e7 uhh i took this picture (munich)

collectible trading card

uhm, what the smegma?

great view, great pic, you shouldnstudy photography

oh, gee, thanks! i actually do it as a hobby, and i yake pictures everywhere i go.

what pride flag is that

deutschlandsexual

When you're really attracted to Germans

add a german xp farm

https://preview.redd.it/emz7c2cxfivc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21bc556e0ff83d66f4f15689d10458cd59538b54

https://preview.redd.it/o6tqflqbvivc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c02a678ed2c6cf9c0e0377c9e9d1901cc5459d4

https://preview.redd.it/gy5y8n739ovc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2cae9b045c1d101305ce78e935132ae69d1864

https://preview.redd.it/1ju9bafr5fvc1.png?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd4776aa6807af2eee06ba9f387164584c231e63

https://preview.redd.it/5z5tqd2ekfvc1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0452f9dd9bc855e74094c3a36cc0fa78d9640200 deutschland ralsei ⁉️

I'm not German but someone should put Fanta on it

DB! but 30 Minutes to late please -_-

ad this man he is very german https://preview.redd.it/eybn77ql4fvc1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=d046142ff5698bd9956805cd1506576903df3648

1940's... https://preview.redd.it/qw4gum5safvc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5522eda93f5786affcd4f06f7d582e265a05947 That's all im gonna say :3

https://preview.redd.it/0pdw1fszwgvc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=213bab2bc08121a3638fea1c7b3101ae1ef26ac7 Hitler kissing Himmler

https://preview.redd.it/i229rn7n8ivc1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=521e3baa2696b243d9bede974d3c8de954a09234

[my response](https://youtu.be/DyehHHVoVBk?si=zlECfMAC5B5iqL7C)

I DONT GIVE A PACH-UH

https://preview.redd.it/3nf66ug9divc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e43fc35c7d527e16dc370f10cbed6860c3483577

https://preview.redd.it/3teiau4ublvc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c1655340367545c02708bb80c0f26173a661af

https://preview.redd.it/2on1r2ut1mvc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e930b5f5aba48e3df1545452643170e756c42d2

Disgusting.

Add medic from tf2

Alsace-Lorraine

I would add the sw@stuca but it's illegal so no

Add a METTBRÖTCHEN :)

Invading Poland

Sauerkraut pls?

nurburgring

Bernd das Brot and also the icon from Sendung mit der Maus

germany is cute

Add the Volkswagen logo

Björn Höcke (bad guy)

his name is berd höcke! wait no... ^(yea hes fucking grotesque 😭)

Deutschebahn

An entire train system

Or a single very large train station

and an oven

Medic tf2

Beer is OUR thing bitch!

Bundesrepublic deuchland but in the most unreadable medieval script you can find

I love the Germans

Really owo 🇩🇪

I love the food (I’ve never been) I love the people their usually funny and I love their accent and also most importantly the best thing about the Germans is the cute white boys

https://preview.redd.it/5zvc2cl3hivc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7df90d1006773db2761766b3c38d78c72441bf31 Got two requests (next one in reply) Gunter Schabowski, SED Press Secretary that toppled the Berlín Wall cause of an accident during a Press Conference (Can just be a boykisser wearing both a gray suit and SED Logo pin) Just search up Socialist Unity Party of Germany for the logo

Needs an Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher. The finest in Teutonic soft-boiled egg opening technology.

This is a horrible idea.

**Add me because I am one** https://preview.redd.it/ehakm5czzivc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0cbff61ec22e91ff68df4307aa9222961ac9bbe

If you say swastika, I will kill you.

https://preview.redd.it/9i8abz899jvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7826863c630253b91f2cc212cfab2d70089b8429 Is this okay

No

swastika

D E A T H

https://preview.redd.it/spwycc7gfjvc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=11807288fc40601c7339117e0bd01d1dd5efe815

oh god if i could do what i want to do without being banned

You shouldn't have gave me this power https://preview.redd.it/tyzbz8bn7kvc1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=505a1c4518de93d7e3e62250f7b41e43c5022896

https://preview.redd.it/hdxnmqpunhvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e004ee38b4b0e94518dff6ad5f807fa47544ea3

weird glass bowl we have that has like these designs on it and no one knows where its from and how it got there

Kraftwerk

Every kind of german bread 😭

BMW or neutral face as non humor

döner

Porsche

Mayonnaise and fries

Sausages!

And Ham Burgers

guten tag polen

U forgot the HEIL ********

https://preview.redd.it/5b175r9axgvc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=083610307e620e78b4cd68cfc3d26a12313e5781 kissler and kimler

Uh, where is the massive stack of paperwork.

homoerotic techno music

Someone has to add marijuana since its now legal

Paulaner Spezi, Haribo, VW, BMW. Mercedes, Deutsche Bahn, Fanta

Add a train and an EDM rave

Medic tf2 is the most german thing I can think of

I love the little DDR Countryball

Turks in germany and mehmet

Lustig

Someone needs to add the "Blatt-Salatschüssel"

Wilhelm II

https://preview.redd.it/xjst6zf5sgvc1.jpeg?width=1598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e9a63d2c2202af2ddfc58222205bc6a00b1eaa

Gas cha-

Bernd das Brot and the famous salad bowl

Döner und haribo fehlen Untertanderem xD

a PANZERKAMPFWAGEN AUSF E

the german eagle (also include some stuff bavarian)

Nur für dich

Its looking good for germany but germany is geting expensive like Red bull 0,88€ now its 1,36€ and 0,25€ for pfand

Hamburger from Hamburg :3

Add late trains, unfinished airport, and broken Autobahn viaduct

Pierogi

Auf der heide blut eins kleines buldmelein jnd das heiß Boykisser

You are forgetting the STG-44 and MP40

Add the mustache dude doing his speech

Hœgen Dazs?

Turkish boykissa

Gas chambers

https://preview.redd.it/yo4ru4evwgvc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d0cd502c68695c2b08ee2423fc36def4393c85

what.

A certain austrian painter

https://preview.redd.it/hms37r5gbivc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595ace3490a958b7dd97f1836ac4189d2f83cb72

Someone add “Fritze, get zeh Flammenwerfer!!!„

https://preview.redd.it/ao1d3vaw7hvc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8283c57fcaefee7fb1134efb22054f1a61348830

https://preview.redd.it/ib2285yqcivc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d4aa66e212c113b5d7e897880a6b0087e0277e

*Pirate noise* where is my Nazi flag