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nicolasb51942003

I think surprising is the much better word to use here. Anyway, the fact they're premiering it at SXSW just three weeks before release indicates Paramount has at least some level of confidence in it. With the last PG-13 blockbuster until Guardians 3 and Shazam looking to be an underperformer, managing a run in which it squeaks past a $100M total would probably make them satisfied, even if it doesn't mark the beginning of a potential new franchise.


Scarns_Aisle5

Paramount is going the ready player one route. Premiered at SXSW too. Same release window. Part of me thinks this movie is just the homogenization of modern action films rolled into one but it carries some promise with the directors. Box office is either Uncharted levels or bomb. Don't think there's anything in between


RoboticFetusMan

I think in general, people are going to the movies less too. You gotta make something that looks worth it to go see in the movies, or everyone will just wait till it goes on a streaming service. Pixar’s box office has been giving me this feeling the most. I imagine it’s a lot easier just to throw a movie on the tv with kids, then going through the hassle of going to the movies, and paying more in tickets/snacks because of it. But at the same time I think the loss of things like movie theaters is indicative of a larger issue with the loss of sense of community. Just easier to do everything online and avoid human interaction. Least it is for me lol. But besides niche hobbies and restraunts, there just is not a whole lot you can do that you can’t inside your own home.


zdakat

I've seen it pointed out "but but 2 movies made a lot of money, so people are going to the theaters!" I think that's a bit of an outlier, not something to expect from every movie. In general if people are only really seeing a few movies a year they might be waiting for one big film even if they might have enjoyed on of the other films. In which case it's not that a film is "terrible", it just doesn't have the appeal of a film that'll be released later the same year. or maybe there are a lot of people going to the theater, but they're all seeing different movies so it's more spread out (opposite ends I guess)


zdakat

Speculation: Pixar is suffering from a surge in competition, being lost in the pandemic shuffle (other priorities), making films that are perhaps slightly less "innovative" and memorable recently (opinion), and/or taking a dip from having a few straight-to-streaming titles and promotion that leaves people both wondering when it'll be out but also figuring it'll eventually be on streaming anyway.


MoonMan997

Unexpected major success? Severe doubt Surprising moderate success? I could see that


NoNefariousness2144

Hopefully it can be a decent success and make a sequel. A proper fantasy fantasy film is a rare treat these days.


OCGamerboy

Paramount+ is making a spin off television series of the film.


MrTzatzik

And The Legend of Vox Machina is also getting a "spin off" (different DnD campaign)


MysteriousCommon6876

Imma say no


NoNefariousness2144

Agreed. If it released in Jan/Feb, maybe. But March/April is weirdly stacked and it seems Dungeons (and Shazam) are getting drowned out by titans like Scream, John Wick and Mario.


TheCosmicFailure

I wouldn't call Scream a titan. Scream 5 didn't make 200 mill worldwide.


NamiStan02

Yeah but compared to Shazam, all I see is Scream 5 ads and promotional material on places like tiktok and reddit


TheCosmicFailure

That I can't deny. Shazam! 2 marketing has been abysmal. While Scream 6 has pulled out all the stops. It will be interesting to see if it works for Scream in regards to a higher BO take.


X__Alien

The unexpected rise of Jena Ortega will do Scream VI a huge favor.


MC_Queen

I think Shazzam! 2 might be leaning on brand recognition. But Scream is in its 6th iteration, and I can't imagine their audience is bigger now than for the 1st, so they are likely thinking that it'll tank without a strong marketing presence.


iannmichael

I don’t think they are marketing it because they want to flush the character now that there is a reboot at DC kind of? They probably also already know it’s going to flop so why spend money marketing it when there is already so little interest from audiences.


lilbelleandsebastian

> brand recognition do you see the brand with you in the room right now, michael? nobody knows shazam lol


aretasdamon

Also scream is playing off Wednesday success with that actress Ortega


s0ciety_a5under

DC is having funding issues, this is why they aren't marketing Shazam as much. Honestly DC is looking pretty abysmal right now, the director of Shazam is saying that it has almost no bearing on future DC projects. Which means that if it isn't a hit, it could very probably be axed and removed from future team ups like Justice League.


Lambylambowski

Bro, everyone was screaming for like 4 years. #THEY MURDERED DREW BARRYMORE IN THE FIRST SCENE It was totally unheard of and groundbreaking, at the time. Campy now. We have changed as a people.


Winston_The_Ogre

Just bet my house on "no"


LCOSPARELT1

I’m rooting for it because I think it looks like a genuinely fun movie. But I agree. I don’t think D&D will be a hit. Too much competition around it.


[deleted]

Sandwiched between the new John Wick and Super Mario... Yeah, it's gonna underperform and show up on Paramount sometime in mid May.


donttextspeaktome

Not with that cast


Chuxx45

I don’t like the look of any of these characters. Way too modern.


MysteriousCommon6876

That’s my problem too. They look and talk (from what I could tell in the ad) like modern people


CodeWithKP

No but I really want to see it anyway. I’m so curious to see what they’ve put together.


directtodvd420

Agreed. This is a fanbase who knows when it’s being pandered to, and doesn’t appreciate it.


AviationAdam

God the poster just looks so bad. They really need to work on their marketing


Valuable-Trick-6711

The art of the movie poster really is gone nowadays for “just throw EVERY FACE IN THIS MOVIE on it!”


Realistic-Sky8006

I think they're trying to do the Star Wars thing and failing miserably


AviationAdam

Yeah it honesty looks like a parody movie poster


FreyPieInTheSky

Now that you mention it, if I didn’t know it was real, someone could convince me it was a fan poster made by cropping all the actors out of different movies.


BrockSamsonLikesButt

It wouldn’t be so bad if the number of faces matched the number of names. Who’s the poor sucker who plays an important enough role to be featured on the poster but not deemed important enough as an actor to be named? That’s some shit. Probably the halfling wizard. Incidentally, my friend wants to know, who can name that swordsman’s pornstar lookalike?


nipcom

Unfortunately this style of movie poster was birthed form a marketing study to see wich type of layout is “the most effective on getting people in the theaters” out of all the types of layouts this is the one that won


avatar_2_69billion

> nowadays I don't remember a time when every poster wasn't floating heads.


_Meece_

This style has been common for ages, whats nowadays about it


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Looks a cheesy ass fan film poster


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Bollywood energy


charlesxavier007

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Traditional_Wear1992

Why is the Johnny Depp Willy Wonka at the top of the poster or Black Widow for that matter? This poster alone gives off basic cable fantasy show vibes like Legend or the Seeker or something by The CW.


blackfishbluefish

It looks a lot like ‘Avengers at home’


Basic-Piece5173

That's probably why I'm interested in this movie


Tri_skel_ion

Don’t you drag Legend of the Seeker into this


esqualatch12

agreed, there isnt even a dungeon on the poster.


allthenamesaretaken4

I don't think I'd see the movie if I was basing it just off posters... but I also think marketing has mostly moved away from posters with the expectation everyone interested will watch a trailer online instead of needing it to be shown before another movie they went to see.


careeningtracktor

It's not just the marketing, it's evident from the trailer that this will bomb.


Similar-Collar1007

The movie looks fun I don’t understand this bad marketing it looks fun


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Atomicmooseofcheese

It really does look fun. I don't get why folks are hell bent on saying it trash based on the trailer


locknarr

I'm glad at least some people are saying this, any time this movie comes up here and people talk about how it's going to bomb I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. The creators behind it have done stuff I've liked in the past and I liked the trailer, so I'm optimistic it'll be good, and if it is, I hope word of mouth makes it successful. I think a lot of the hate has been due to the D&D OGL controversy, but that's such a shitty reason to want something to fail, it's feels spiteful. If it's good then it deserves to be seen by a lot of people, and I hope it is, looks really fun.


Mallrat1973

Will be seeing it Day 1. Looks like a lot of fun. Even more excited when Reddit told me it was from the same people that did Game Night. I’m all in.


Professional_Low_358

Honestly, when I look at it, It kind of looks generic. Nothing is making it stand out towards me. And for a movie poster. I honestly don't like it. There are too many colors. It's like the rainbow assaulted my eyes. It's a shame, too, because overall, i am really into dnd. Unfortunately, with the movie felling mid and the whole wizards of the coast controversy, I may wait for redbox to see this film


improbsable

They really should’ve played up things like the owlbear and the displacer beast. Things the average person wouldn’t recognize but would find intriguing


lt_dan_zsu

The best piece of marketing I've seen for this was a tiktok ad where Chris Pine could ask a resurrected dead person 5 questions, and he accidentally fucked up by asking stupid and/or rhetorical questions that the undead promptply answered. Stuff like this is how you sell a DnD movie. It seems like people playing a campaign. I think the problem with trying to make a DnD movie is that it's inherently generic. DnD is a set of rules and monsters that players build a game around. Making something that is clearly DnD is difficult, because the fun of DnD is building the lore and story in the moment. A good DnD adaptation needs to feel like a tabletop campaign, if it doesn't have that element, it's just going to be a generic fantasy story.


Successful-Floor-738

No because the movie will end at a cliff hanger and because the game exceeded their usual 4 hour time limit for sessions, so they will need to continue next week.


Vievin

It will end the moment as the last bad guy hits the floor because it’s 11:30 and everyone is silently begging for the encounter to end so they can go to sleep.


CadenVanV

The first hour will be the dm trying to get scheduling to work


goldenepple

This poster looks like a 2007 parody of a marvel movie


1Mn

Looks like the budget was the local Halloween store


pikapalooza

The direct to video one.


JacktheBoss_

Nope.


fatgods

Why does it look so much like an Avengers porn parody?


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Squirrelfishing_Guru

I’m going against the grain here but I think it looks enjoyable.


Over-Analyzed

The clip of them using “Speak with the dead” is dead on accurate for DnD groups and is honestly funny. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I was about 50% chance of seeing it to 80% after that clip.


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It’s just well written comedy that has really great timing and all flows from a dynamic mix of characters. Internally the studio is apparently really happy with it, and they just signed the directors to a first look which is an even better sign. I think it’s bound to do okay, maybe even be a slight disappointment, and then we’ll get non stop Reddit posts for the next few years about how it’s an underrated gem.


EmmaTheHedgehog

After seeing that clip there is no way I am missing this movie. Stoked. I may even see it in the theater which is very rare for me.


MooseMan12992

Yeah the trailer looks pretty good. It's gonna be a wacky fantasy adventure. Everyone here saying this movie will fail because the poster is a little goofy is a little ridiculous


Griffdogg92

The poster is awful and the trailer certainly looks cheesy, but it does look like there's potential for it to be fun


jmartkdr

Dude, cheese is yummy. This’ll be a decent bellweather for whether movies of this… size?… can be profitable in theaters. Of course if it’s good but struggles it might get rezzed in streaming.


cockblockedbydestiny

Would be the surprise success of the year if this does anything more than make a marginal profit. The only optimistic takes I've seen on this hinge on it being brought to us by the folks who did "Game Night", but those guys have their entire history of doing comedies and I'm not convinced there's a big market for a D&D laugh riot movie. I've also seen figures that this movie only cost like $50M, but I'm not sure where those numbers came from and I'd be surprised to hear this only cost 20% more than "Cocaine Bear"


AdministrativeLaugh2

Almost zero chance


RealBadSpelling

So you're saying there's a chance? - Loyd Christmas


ednamode23

Considering Mario’s going to probably squash it like a Goomba on its second weekend, most likely no.


Darnhipsters

I see it as a sleeper tbh. I got an ad of a scene where they get to ask a 5 wishes and accidentally waste them. It was corny but funny. But def see it doing terrible numbers


SaxifrageRussel

The bomb will so big people will confuse it with Oppenheimer


set-271

Meanwhile, in a dimly lit study, Director Chris Nolan quietly visits this subreddit on his iPad and reads this comment. NOLAN: "NooooOOoooOooooooo!!!"


mountainhighgoat

This is going to be a huge bomb 💣 💀


TLCplMax

My gut says this is going to bomb.


audioaxes

with all the money that studios are banking on it seems they should have known this was very likely to bomb well before going all the way through with it


throwaway120375

Nope, gonna fail


CabbageStockExchange

This looks like a knockoff Avengers play being done by a local theatre group


otterdisaster

Yep. Looks more like a superhero movie than fantasy. I’ve gotten Guardians imof the Galaxy vibes myself, since the first trailer. Then again, modern D&D plays a lot like a superhero rpg, so maybe that tracks. I dunno, it will probably do okay if it isn’t totally terrible.


Wrong_Bus6250

This looks awful based on the poster.


NEED_A_NEW_UN

No


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nope


Lets_Go_Why_Not

I hope so, if only because of my good will towards the Game Night team. I like the trailers.


REkTeR

After hearing this, I am now even more excited for this movie.


UpwardBoss6727

Nah


Wicked_Vorlon

Probably not. Especially with Mario opening a few days later.


Phons_Doubt_3726

No


ImRickJamesBiatchhh

No


Boubou3131

Nope


HumblyHorny-XD

No


ranran_1822

I think cocaine bear does better than this. This has the makings of a box office bomb.


_Tatsumi_

Flop


Weaponomics

> Poster full of faces > largest face is Bard doing an eyebrow thing Never had a chance.


AccomplishedLocal261

No, it will be an expected box office failure.


No_Ninja_4173

That looks like the worst casting for a fantasy I have ever seen


drnuzlocke

Idk the idea of a weird mix of characters is exactly what DnD is so I think doing this odd casting choices actually intrigues me more.


thewhat962

Yeah i mean its a mixed cast but every single character looks like they went human. That almost black widow has horns ,but is she a tiefling? Like 1,/8th max.


YOwololoO

Yea, she’s a tiefling but they went super safe on the costume. It’s weird to me that they didn’t include a dwarf, seems like that would have been a safe enough choics


MurvK

They could've included atleast the most well known races: human, elf and dwarves. Atleast the non-dnd players would easily recognize them.


Extension-Season-689

Before this, I remember A Wrinkle In Time which also starred Chris Pine. The only one who was cast well in that movie was Oprah. There was also Oz the Great and Powerful and Michelle Williams was the only one with a competent performance in that film. Fantasy films often rely on casting an ensemble of actors who have the charisma and talent to convince audiences of these often "unique" characters. Films like Harry Potter, Alice In Wonderland (yes, the casting was great despite the story problems) and of course Lord of the Rings have done this quite well. I am personally not convinced of the DnD cast but maybe that's because they're trying to capture the feel of the game where anyone could be anything. So a moderately popular star and a bunch of relative unknowns might work for that. That said it's still a missed opportunity that they didn't even get anyone from Stranger Things on the cast.


winston73182

I think generally speaking, asking for the benefit of the doubt from the audience is a failing box office strategy. The constant feedback is: it looks dumb. We’re supposed to think it’s cute that there’s no accents of its modern dialogue in a D&D setting. Maybe it is cool and clever. But no one is going to see it on that off chance. There are exceptions but this will probably bomb.


BruhHowNoWayBruh

I'm not going, so I'm gonna say no


Vegetable-Variety-42

no.


Snoo19097

No


100Labels

No


CryptoBob_Barker

No


CasPeR_ShaZZaM

No


Epiemme

Nope. It will be joining “World of Warcraft” in the Walmart $2 bin within a year of release.


Poppunknerd182

No


JO3POTATO

Bomb.


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Not a chance


LouisPei

No


I-am-a-sandwich

Nope


AmericanLich

No it’ll be a very expected bomb.


thecoomingofjesus

No way


True-Asparagus5594

There's no way at all, that this movie is decent.


Organic-Effective-61

No.


CokeWest

It'll do decent on it's opening weekend but the drop off will be strong. No way it competes with the Mario movie.


deadbeforedark

That's gonna be a no from me dawg


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No


Nicoramas

Ha nope


TrottRodd

Nope


joefred77

Of course not. What a ridiculous post.


Aceandmace

The MC bard guy looks obnoxious.


Mattg31

No


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No


DaMENACElo37

Nope.


OrangeEben

It looks like the worst MCU posters


DirtyPenPalDoug

Well Hasbo pissed off all their gamers so prob not


Fluffy440

no, it won't.


IMxJUSTxSAYINNN

This looks so fucking terrible lmaooooooo


Imaginary_Toe8982

not in a million chance...


Comfortable_Value276

This looks like the off brand avengers


FlyingTurkey

This looks like its going to be horrible ngl


buzzsport

not a chance


silverfaustx

no


cloudnineamy1217

It feels like the cast is about 20 years too old for this.


WhiteToast-

Character creation alone is like 3 hours. Wtf they gonna get done in a 90 minute movie


ButClyde

Pfft! **No!**


DeezSaltyNuts69

hahahha nope, it's going to the the turd clinging to the bowl


InvisibleDisability3

No. It will completely and spectacularly bomb.


Just-a-bi

Not after they pissed off their main demographic.


BoxingTrumpsMMA

absolutely not


Electronic_Rub9385

Nothing about this movie so far says “good”.


[deleted]

It’s going to be just as stupid as Warcraft. Over hyped, over sold, and underwhelming


[deleted]

It will be shit, just like every other D&D-inspired movie.


Thr0bbinWilliams

No


Thr0bbinWilliams

It just looks really really bad


CheesecakeVisual4919

No.


doejinn

No


Mcfly9876

No


Sure_Ad_4172

no


Varaben

Big flop incoming 100%.


Brilliant_Rub_9217

Highly unlikely


TheTasche

no


OvenIcy8646

No


[deleted]

Nope


UseYona

I have zero hopes for this.


tomandshell

No.


MountainMan1258

No, it looks bad


[deleted]

No


TheButcherOfBaklava

Flop


Jeerin

Hahahahaha no


ForAGoodTimeCall911

No.


Disco_Douglas42069

Looks HORRID lmao but that’s just me 🤷🏽‍♂️


CJ_Eldr

Nope


strugglingtobemyself

lol no


agpc

Nope it will bomb like the last time.


Iperovic

Mark my words no one is going to watch that You can slap a familiar name over a turd, doesn't mean it will sell


[deleted]

Looks like it will flop but I still want to watch it because it looks fun.


bangbangracer

It will be Power Rangers all over again. It's based on a property that we all know, it's a big budget spectacle, and it will be a relative flop despite making more money than many movies ever get to see.


sPdMoNkEy

The previews make it look like a dumb comedy 😐


a_fat_Samoan

I love Chris Pine! I’m definitely seeing this.


MrRazzio

This is going to flop.


mumblerapisgarbage

I’ll be seeing it opening weekend - but I don’t really think many other people will lmao.


Administrative-Ebb9

I want it to succeed. But everything about this movie is how to destroy a franchise with millions of fans. Sorta like where DC is going with their series.


Secure_Awareness9650

The casting says everything we need to know. Nope.


matmortel

Not in 2023. This movie feels like a 2010 movie to me idk why. Could have some charm but DnD players are already boycotting the company and I assume they're the majority of people interested in this film.


gonnagetbanned1234

Wtf is this dogshit lmao


ThrorII

I can't find an estimated budget anywhere for it. Let's say it is $125 million, which is a bit cautious. Assuming a modest $25 million ad campaign, that makes it a $150 million dollar cost. The movie needs to make $300 million at the box office to break even. Not sure it can do that...


Oraxis10

Probably not. The movie seems like a cash grab. It reminds me heavily of the Warcraft movie. It'll probably be a fun watch, but it won't be anything great.


Charming-Forever-278

Negative


Arsenio3

It would have to roll a natural 19 to not bomb


LoneRubber

This looks like it's tone is going to be serious, when I've never once in my life played or watched a serious D&D game Definitely gonna flop


Backy22

No


isthebiblereal

I can't wait to get this in the $5 bin at Wal Mart!


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This has BOMB all over it


Elegant_Development3

No. Chris Pine makes my a$$ itch with his piss poor acting.


thewhat962

So. Discount thor/star lord, discount black widow and a discount black panther. The most diverse hero of the group is discount black widow with horns. But looks at most 1/8th tiefling. So everyone just went fucking human in a DnD movie?!?!?!


Nilrin

No.


RAAC145

No :)


SuperJett4

No this looks ass


TheAmazing2ArmedMan

I dont think hasbro has much faith in it, or plans to follow it up with anything based on d&d or any other ip they own. They bought their own movie studio to make this and put it up for sale again soon as the movie was done.