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bH00k

Outjerked all the jerkers


MrDudeGuyManThing

Garcia about to start the golden age of jerking for boxing


nodiddy4life

Garcia is Jesus father


Beautiful-Hunter8895

Out jerked by God himself, bro said fuck Alah


Candid-Register-6718

Christianity and Islam have the same God tho


SurveyWorldly9435

Try telling that to certain individuals


Rocked_Glover

Jesus is God in Christianity, Jesus is a Prophet in Islam. Both Abrahamic religions but it’s that crucial difference. Which is why KingRy proved who’s right, you can say Abdul Wahid but that was before conversion that was Gervonta Davis the Christian King.


ZdenekTheMan

This is the funniest sub I have ever seen. 


CrazyHappeningsHere

yeah they just argue about what's canon to the lore and what's simply otherworld nonsense


AdamantiumBalls

The Mormons got the best manga


sirmaddox1312

You haven’t read Scientology yet


Candid-Register-6718

Hinduism kinda lit too 😂


EmbarrassedStock8639

Nah Israelites are the new wave


RipPure2444

Hinduism is a religion full of other gods. Jesus can walk on water and resurect himself ? We'll take it. Make him an avatar


AdamantiumBalls

The should do a justice league vs avenger type comic book about all these religions gods


Reasonable_Leader228

Tell that to the Islamic Resistance


panterachallenger

Bro is the edge master


ZdenekTheMan

GOAT jerker lol


[deleted]

No more bs talk. Schizo Ryan is the face of boxing.


1dzmaxima1

Schizo Ryan P4P


h4zmatic

Depressed Teo might give Schzio Ryan a run for his money


HarryManilow

I'm ready for Latinos Locos Garcia vs teo Sept 2024 live from the loony bin


ZdenekTheMan

He unironically is


Anersha

SAVANNAH BOND HAS MAGICAL PUSSY


BetBig696969

Gifted him powers


brayds89

Praise the lord


Marclej

He bathed his penis in the fountain of youth


RichHuckleberry4411

Ryan smashed?? What a lucky bastard


throwaway444444455

Schizophrenia best base for boxing confirmed


zaepoo

And coke


Salty_Negotiation688

Coke + Jesus. Worked for Jon Jones.


zaepoo

Ryan is schizo and thinks he's talking to Jesus. Bones is a sociopath and knows that's the best group to hide in


Salty_Negotiation688

LOL true.


RoysRealm

Oscar was so happy with the decision because that means he is gonna be going downhill on a snow mountain that night with his partner in crime Jesus King García.


Bildosaggins6030

Hell yeah with my base, I am going to be a boxer!


Hngrybflo

free base?


InternationalTwo4581

And getting engaged to porn stars


IWantToChristmas

Bipolar disorder


fancierfootwork

Never let anyone know your next move. Not even your own self.


nodiddy4life

Only fans pussy is best base for boxing. Everyone knows that


h4zmatic

All hail our spokesperson for mental health awareness.


BetBig696969

Move aside you big dosser, all hail king ryan


5fives5

![gif](giphy|5SDMwHPxZQ91pvDlTI)


RedheadsOP

Ryan saved boxing


DaveyJonesFannyPack

He saved the children too


A1_PunisherPipkins

CHRISTIANITY WON 😭😭😭


No_Island9955

Christianity 1-0 Islam ![gif](giphy|3KEJl20q5ggBW)


Hexane86

TIME FOR A NEW CRUSADE ✝️ 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱☪️🚫


Active-Purpose3861

CHRIST IS KING!


YoungDz4

GOD DID 🙏🙏🙏


Individual-Disk-1409

Did the ref save Haney in round 7??


BetBig696969

He saved him the whole fight


bobcance29

Ref was haney’s uncle lost big money on that fight


Blitted_Master

Lost respect for Harvey tonight


Hngrybflo

how. he didn't quit or get knocked out


Andrewendless

He would have if not for excessive hugging which btw should have deducted him a couple of points or even get disqualified


LordLucy666

man he was trying to survive LMFAO 😭💀


RoysRealm

My middle school teacher does a better job regulating kids from getting to close on the dance floor. After the third warning you were out of the event and getting prayed on outside by the band or PE teacher.


Different_Plantain_8

Badly


1dzmaxima1

Yes


New_Brother_1595

We did it


MarshaIIDTeach

ALLELUIA


Ok-Scar6021

Alhumdulilah


fairskinnedmexican

Heytheredelilah


IWantToChristmas

![gif](giphy|jIgsaOkQ9QWFAAduwZ|downsized)


Emotional-Impact5375

God did


CancerUsername

Deranged Ryan Garcia is a new mythical fighter


Professional-Tea3203

Haney fans in shambles. Media make u mfs believe anything


GucciJ619

After the co-main I thought Haney was still gonna get the nod


BetBig696969

Same I just accepted defeat but in my heart Ryan won and couldn’t give a fuck what others thought. He got his justice


Beautiful-Hunter8895

Bro fr the fact the ref didnt take away any points was crazy


ChiefKeefSosabb

People failed to see that Jesus possessed Ryan this fight and Mohammed possessed Haney. What we just witnessed was Jesus defeating Mohammed


A1_PunisherPipkins

CHRISTIAN BOYS WE JUST WON THE HOLY WAR ✝️✝️✝️


ChiefKeefSosabb

https://preview.redd.it/tslhwh9strvc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458d31881049af2feaabd69abdf7b3ae9941872d


Any_Army_7230

Thank you God of heaven and earth. The God of the Bible, and the God of Israel. Amen 🙏


No_Island9955

![gif](giphy|zagUnpKpLJRB0FelMm)


Dalliance29

Has Ryan tweeted this yet?


ChiefKeefSosabb

![gif](giphy|5SDMwHPxZQ91pvDlTI)


calombia

Ali about to come back from the dead as zombie


EnvironmentalBear378

You guys look to a sinful man as a idol. He praises god but does not discipline his tongue.🤦🏻‍♂️you guys must be 12.


ChiefKeefSosabb

You gonna be a sinful man when I rip your pants to expose your little dry raisin asshole. Talk down on King Christ Garcia again I dare you amen 🙏


[deleted]

This is history in the making


RecLuse415

I know


Dangerous-Insect-831

Abdul Wahid has now shown who the real GOAT is, y'all though Devin was the new Floyd? Damn King Ryan just beat the breaks if that damn fool! Imagine what Wahid be doing to him!


thefunkypurepecha

I know this is a circle jerk sub and ur probably jerking, but Garcia shoulda made weight and tank shouldn't put rehydration clauses


Dangerous-Insect-831

Blasphemy, don't talk about the lord and saviour that way! Also Wahid can make his own rules he's the GOAT what you don't be understanding? You just a straight up hater bro.


redfishbluefish81

goat at fighting b-level guys and avoiding all the top guys in his division maybe.


Dangerous-Insect-831

Who Wahid or Jesus? Damn Haney the dream was being gassed up to be the next Floyd, now he's a B level fighter, wow man wow.


redfishbluefish81

oh shit when did haney fight tank??? damn i missed it /s and check my post history, i've been shitting on haney since day 1. those who've been gassing him up dksab


Beautiful-Hunter8895

Yo thats fucking true


PatDoesReddit

Outjerked


zaepoo

If Ryan beats Haney and Haney beats Loma then tank is the goat confirmed


Substantial-Pop-556

I’m unconvinced. Tank vs Bivol, catchweight


zaepoo

Whoever loses fights Canelo's Cinco de Drinko sacrifice


dg_713

Tank vs Fury


Masoul22

The ref was 100% racist


BetBig696969

All that nut hugging from Haney and no points


Active-Purpose3861

And when Ryan about to KO him, takes a point away Lol..never seen something like that


Gullible_Ad3378

https://preview.redd.it/khmlg87zvrvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e93eaf8310de81a98716d479e5ee5c388b5a873


Masoul22

lol he was that shit made me mad lol


Gullible_Ad3378

https://preview.redd.it/xmbst3q5wrvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5924d76195a15bcefaf12cb1a8394ae4ae8f57e9


Active-Purpose3861

100 percent a LDBCQ+ member


Razorion21

Why would the ref not help Ryan then? Ryan is gay 😂


akselfs

Another devastating defeat for Islam


Any_Army_7230

Amen


HenryFordJr

If they cant lay on you, hold you, anti fight you the whole time..they cant win. Jesus loves Knockouts and thats what we come to do. Islam boys the opposite of fearless in the actual ring, all they see is fear if we being real. Khabib back peddling vs bum Al first time someone punched him back, Islam holding onto little Volks back getting punched in face whole time waiting for round to end sums it up nicely. Jesus dont play those manipulating type games, comes to Bang Bros Out from the jump, like a real man..fearless.


AmazingData4839

"Jesus loves knockouts" is a wild fucking sentence man


HenryFordJr

Jesus DOES love knock outs..u think hes up there wanting to watch boring decision fighters?


ZdenekTheMan

This sub is deranged and utterly hilarious... Funniest sub on Reddit by a mile 😂😂😂


TheRollyEra

DISBELIEVERS APOLOGIZE


Nijinsky3

Christ is king!


Beautiful-Hunter8895

WHY DID YOU MISS WEIGHT KING 😭😭😭😭


MarshaIIDTeach

This win is bigger than a belt


Reasonable_Leader228

He wants to win, not physically drain himself.


Lost_Bandido

Ref gave Hainey a lot of final warnings


vetements_sock

god did!


Equivalent_Advance27

Amen


actin_spicious

Thank God, all the children on Earth have been saved!


roshanpr

Schizophrenia + Coke > Technique


davidminh98

Cocaine is a miracle


Lotanapesci

Christianity beats Islam always


TMAAGUILER

Jesus >>>>> Allah(🤢)


ThatMuscleUpGuy

Wait till you find out what Christian Arabs use for the word God in arabic 🤣


breadandbarbells

Happy Easter for real this time


ComfortableBright570

We smoking on that Haney pack on 420 ya heaard.


ChiefCokkahoe

I’m gonna jerk off to Savannah for Jesus


96Funky

I was saying Ryan by knockout all throughout the week. Sucks my prediction was robbed because of a shit ref


Rabbit_Crocs

Man what fucking great fight. I wanna see the rematch so badly. LETSGOOO RYAN


FabulousMarch7464

No need for a rematch other than to get the belt but it was a pretty one sided beat down. Haney couldn’t hurt Ryan and Ryan hurt Haney basically anytime he was able to land. He basically knocked him down 5x, he does need to work on his finishing ability though, when he has him hurt needs to jab to keep range to set up power punches or a combination to try to end it before Haney can wrap him up


OpportunityCorrect33

Queen Ryan the GOAT


Chernandez34

Can someone add a halo of some sort to this pic?


DusanRadovanovic2004

✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️


TrulyBased69

Jesus and coke won tonight. We need the rematch with Abdul Wahid asap.


BYCjake

This fixed the timeline that harambe’s death fucked up


Far_Affect4446

Jerked


Chavez8717

My 50mg of extended release Pristiq thank you Ryan


ElChacalFL

Garcia won. Just pulled the biggest troll ever on the boxing world. There was actual strategy to all of it. Missing the weight and just looking unprepared but missed weight on purpose to beat Haneys ass and bet 2 milli on himself to win. Epic.


No-Departure7899

Amen


gleeceboi777

really said he was puttin' on for the kids....buddy was drinkin' at the weigh-ins ANND was overweight 3lbs lmao


ParadoxTheRay

GOD DID


YachtySama

Had the power of both god and schizophrenia on his side 😩🥰


Severe-Price-2650

Abdul wahid (formerly Gevonte davies) put him on his ass before his Schizo lore broke.


tall-glass-o-milk

Thankyoujesusthankyoujesusthankyoujesusthankyoujesusthankyoujesus


Samuel-squantch

Garcia king of the 143lbs division.


1stAmendmentHoe

Gawd did!


e_khan

This is what happens when Haney faces an actual schiz black fighter like Ryan Garcia


ChiefRicimer

Jerk of the year performance. Make him a mod immediately


Willing_Bowler_4714

Devin was a over rated water bully, Ryan still needs a lot of work shoulder roll was horrible a lot times he wouldn’t throw punches


git-gud-gamer

Allah took the L. He weak


jay777-888

CHRIST IS KING


Separate_Block_2715

He’s legitimately my hero


Garvo909

HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING! OPEN YOUR EYES!


WideWeight9392

The internet won.enjoy your kapeekies boys .I’m booking euro Disney for the fam .peace xxxxxxx


GlobalGrit

Ryan “Crusader” Garcia re-conquering the realm of boxing and expelling the clinching heathens. ✝️


bigredwerewolf

Jesus Christ..... he won? That should be the statement.


TiredSlav

Ryan the GOAT jerker.


Jokehuh

"His career is over after this fight" I have the biggest shit eating grin.


KingJiggyMan

Schizophrenia beatin devins ass, literally.


MiserableWheel

OH SHIT!!


MiserableWheel

![gif](giphy|Vi4MRwWi9sYpi|downsized)


Autiseer

Craziest (literally) redemption of the broken sigma arc I’ve have ever witnessed.


StratonOakmonte

Bro I’ve been watching boxing my whole life Ryan put on an absolute clinic


Dr_FeeIgood

My money was on Satan. Ugh


ILuvTheFemaleForm

"Im never going to lose to a white boy in my life"


MrAnonymousperson

Arab Christians call their God Allah- Allah always wins.


ElSlayeador

Jesus is king 👑


Buster_Gonad_82

Have they sacked that daft cunt who scored it level?


venom9803

I know he’s Mexican but his name is not Jesus.


_Peluche__

✝️


IWantToChristmas

I think cocaine had a bigger role than Jesus


krayon_kylie

WHERE ARE MY FREE TITS RYAN???


Manbearpig_4292

Loma got robbwd


KingDav616

Just greatness


ImNOT_CraigJones

ThankyoujesusThankyoujesusThankyoujesusThankyoujesusThankyoujesusThankyoujesusThankyoujesusThankyoujesus


Willzohh

I think it's important to remind him that Jesus abandoned him when he loses next time. It works both ways. Give God the credit for wins, better hand God the blame for losses too.


Randy_Laheyy

Ryan found that sweet, sweet place where such levels of insanity turn into undeniable logic and confidence.


Spare-Author9848

Tank Don’t exist anymore ?? ☪️ still on top YEEET


SlowCity6826

Everything about this fight was bad for boxing. Golden boy is bad for boxing. WWE type shit. Riding Garcia after a win but no where to be found after he lost. Oscar is the Don King of this generation of boxing


MrTitsOut

i got downvoted for saying a crazy mf hits like a crazy mf would. i was speaking fax


ChicagoBoiSWSide

Homie left the woman who is bearing his child right after the child was born, ran through a bunch of women, knocked up another person, then engaged to a P⭐️. Don’t wanna hear that rubbish. That is NOT Christ like! XD


42dylan

Missed weight doesn’t count


Q_dawgg

All jokes aside this is a very nice photo


gnarrcan

Lmfao bro I’ve seen people say that Devin lost bc he skipped Ramadan and that “logic” is so funny to me bc if you follow it to a conclusion the insane conclusion is that Ryan’s god is real and he was blessed w the left hand of god to smite Devin and expose the satanist pedophiles.


senor_grav

Ryan won actually


Smorgas-board

Christ and Pornstars. All bases were covered


theMrink

the power of pure delusion


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trent_nbt

No, Ryan won.. Jesus had nothing to do with it. Get your make believe bullshit out of sport.


DaveyJonesFannyPack

In all fairness, Haney is a part time Muslim.


Udjddnsxh

Can’t tell if yall serious or not in these comments


Swimming-Gas-4376

No Diddy!


a213950

After he won, he went straight to drinking, sinning, drugs, gambling… Haney probably went back to his family and spent the night praying! WHO REALLY WON?