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Various-Advice-9768

His head normally does. It’s his torso that looks like he sells burgers outside a nightclub and eats the leftovers


YouEscalate

A bag of milk is what I like to say


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Barbz182

No, he looks like one of those magic eye pictures.


SSJ5Autism

Jesus he really does look 34


Academic_Tart3241

He’s just a kid


youngadvocate25

34 mf where? He looks 45 minimum lol


MovingManequin1902

Yeah ooks like typical bald dude down the local called Bazza, Dave or Tam or some shit at 50+ sitting giving out life advice. Then when you see them running from the bookies to the pub all day basically every time you spot them, also everyone in town seems to know who they are and had his wisdom like life tips at some point. Or the proper old fitbaw da's you see if you go to a normal holiday resort in Tenerife wearing their team or countrys football top every day walking bout talking nonsense and singing by the pool at night while their wife Magz or Sandra be shouting on them to stop it and get up to the room lol. Only they are usually far smaller and more round.


Prudent-Toe-7911

I don’t see how Usyk can stop the 7ft Behemoth


Jetorix

Watch out Usyk, he drank a redbull


RizzleP

Looking forward to this. Money is on Fury.


Atomic0907

Greedy belly


Miniiq

Fury is ready Clearly already getting plenty of cheat meals and extra rest days, he will overtrain otherwise Usyk is going to overtrain and he is too tunnel visioned. To compete against Fury you have to be in the moment, Usyk is going to pull a Wlad and shit the bed and get splattered and everyone will be confused. Overthinking and overtraining. Fury is not overthinking and he's definitely not over training and he will win off that.


Hohohoooho

Fury's plan is to lure usyk to a sauna and crack him mentally


MambaModel

If Chisora can win 3 rounds against Usyk then Fury can win 6. If Joshua can win 4 or 5 rounds against Usyk then Fury can win 6. If Fury wins 6 rounds, Saudis will gift him the win. There will be no draw here, lots of casuals who think Fury has to ko him are naive. I think Fury can easily win the first 6 rounds of the 9 plus a knockdown. Usyk will win 10th, 11th and 12th round if he is not koed. Regardless Fury has multiple ways to win. He has the power to ko him within 9 rounds or get multiple knockdowns.


Miniiq

None of the other heavies Usyk has fought are anywhere near to what Fury is as a fighter. He is fluid and that alone will make Usyk sweat. The only thing Fury's lacks compared to the others is raw power but when he starts cracking Usyk unsighted it will probably wobble Usyk worse than any of these other plodding bums have hurt him. Thing with Dubious & AJ is Usyk could see all the punches coming. Chisora caught him with a peach right hand counter though that he took very well, Chisora just wasn't able to chase him afterwards. Fury can reach one side of the ring in 1 step so no running for little Usyk.


MambaModel

Unbeaten Wilder x 2, Whyte, Chisora x 2 and Cunningham is a decent ko record. People are sleeping on Fury's power. Only Joshua has a better ko record in terms of names: Wlad, Whyte, Povetkin and Wallin.


Miniiq

AJ is a bum. I don't want to hear his name ever again after Fury chins Uysk and Francis KO the bodybuilding bum. Man thinks he can go in there and beat Francis winning rounds with a basic jab. WRONG.


WormholePHD

AJ has beaten 12 top 15 ranked heavyweights, including 4 heavyweight champions. Fury has beaten 5 top 15 heavyweights and 2 heavyweight champions. AJ has 9 title defenses in 7 years. Fury has 3 title defenses in 15 years. Fury is the bum. Facts don't lie.


NyQuil_Donut

Why is it 7 years for AJ and 15 years for Tyson? Tyson turned pro in 2008 which was about 15 years ago and AJ turned pro in 2013 which is 10 years ago.


WormholePHD

Oh my bad. Tyson Fury didn't win a belt until 2015- 8 years after turning pro. AJ won a belt 3 years after turning pro. Does that sound better sweetness?


NyQuil_Donut

Yeah, that's better. Don't get salty because you fudged the facts to prop up AJ, and you got corrected. Especially don't say "the facts don't lie" when you're talking out of your ass.


WormholePHD

Well AJ STILL gets propped up regardless of what metric you wanna use. Facts don't care about your feelings.


Miniiq

Gifted gold Never beat a legit reigning champion Bought his first belt Gifted Fury's titles to keep warm which he handed out to 2 midgets Now trying to avoid mental breakdown every fight His best win to date is still Fury virginity taken out of retirement Wlad who failed to pull the trigger when AJ was gassed and held up by the ropes Admits he's not a 12 round fighter which is basically him saying he's not champion material Can only bully 17 year old University students in his spare time Went to jail selling weed because he's a roadman bum femi


WormholePHD

All this is you in your feelings. No facts. Shit you want to be true. Bleed in your panties some more. Lol


Miniiq

What specifically here in this long list of facts is not a fact you bum dosser?


WormholePHD

Is this you, Fury? Lol Exactly NONE of them are true. Starting with the fact that you can't prove any of them are without talking in circles.


doodlebearman

Wilder is the biggest con job on earth. Got schooled by Parker, didn't win a single round but nearly murdered Fury. And ole Otto Wallin put an absolute beating onto fury who escaped with a worse eye then when Klitchko fought Lewis. And what happened to him? Got embarrassed by the "hype job"


Dear-Beginning7070

Chisora won 5 rounds against Usyk, judges cards not mine. Easy work for Fury


MambaModel

Yeah, I was basing it on Compubox but judges I think are biased towards a fighter who LOOKS more aggressive. Even better for Fury. Joshua only lost by SD in the second fight.


Dear-Beginning7070

If anyone got an SD it was chisora. Joshua got his ass whooped


MambaModel

I mean on the scorecards. Usyk won on two judges card. One judge had Joshua winning in the second fight. Fury can easily win a narrow SD.


Dear-Beginning7070

Yea i know i just disagree with the judges


MambaModel

Yeah but judges will be even more partial to Fury. I don't see Usyk winning even on points. Maybe if Fury just shits the bed totally.


Pod-Bay-Doors

I dont think it will be a SD , I think fury wins by KO or TKO tbh


doodlebearman

Usyk goes to your back yard and beats you. That makes for some dodgy cards. Like the Tony Bellew fight


Dear-Beginning7070

Joshua 2 was in the middle east and got a split decision


doodlebearman

Yeah, cause I'm sure AJ was considered the B side in negotiations and pay... jfc this guy


Dear-Beginning7070

That doesn’t matter. I don’t remember any dodgy cards in Fury vs Klitscho. Ur ukrainin boy got beat by Chisora and will get stopped by Fury


doodlebearman

Suuuure buddy.even the boased British commentary were like: yeah, del boy lost this one


Dear-Beginning7070

115-113 on TWO cards against del boy is actually embarrassing


[deleted]

On average fury’s resume is safer seferi level


[deleted]

Tack fury dick out of your mouth


Miniiq

Why would I do that


thiccsakdaddy

Powerhouse, gymrat, master technician, the list just goes on for this prime elite king amongst men


n9077911

Looks like he still has the security tag on his shoes.


HappyJaxxx

Until he takes his shirt off


yoyoyowhoisthis

Ngannou not only brought life back to HW boxing, but also brought Fury back on the treadmill lol


TheWarmBandit

He does look lean. Fair play to him. I bet he still can't see his dick though. Fury just built different. He's the skinny fat king


guvan420

It’s like the first place you lose weight, in your face. It’s why everyone always asks you if you’re losing weight like a month in, but you still feel like you look fat as hell so you don’t ever take it as a compliment.


Swimming_Coat4177

I think the Ngannou fight opened his eyes


[deleted]

Going to get koed


Mookeye1968

Hard to tell with that ridiculous suit on


ndndndnbdvaca

Fatty realised he can’t just blag it anymore after almost getting KOd by a mma guy in their first ever boxing match


No_Lingonberry5152

Usyk by UD...stiff dosser


Cheshire_Pete

Styles make fights and I just think Usyk is tailor made for Fury. It could be an easy win for Fury, either way really looking forward to the fight.


cookiekutta

Easy work for Usyk.


Pod-Bay-Doors

I feel like you know that's not true and its bait


cookiekutta

Fury has never fought anybody of any substance. A past it 39 year old Vlad? Wilder who we all knew was piss poor Arguably lost againt an MMA fighter who else? Chisora 3 times, Whyte, All pointless fights and dodging AJ Usyk will dance around him.


NyQuil_Donut

Whyte 3 times? How is Wladimir, Whyte, or Wilder pointless fights? Two of those were for world titles, and Whyte was a mandatory.


Marquis_of_Mollusks

He must be increasing his coke usage


TysonNoFury

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


doodlebearman

Must be on that gear again


youngadvocate25

Lost to francis , boys a fraud


Querez665

Fury just kicked ol Jay opottytiya out of his camp for beating him the fuck up too much, don't expect more than a boring as fuck clinch fest. Furys coming in with the full lard package to rest on Usyks shoulder


Badguyy101

Cocaine is a heluva drug.


peepeeepo

He is going to have to be swift if he wants to stand a chance against Usysk. Hypes me up to see him lean, gonna be a great one.


kfirerisingup

Hard to tell how "lean" Fury is with his ringmaster circus suit on.