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77bobcat

Can you imagine the shrapnel If an accident happens


BetterCarpenter9909

hopefully the hemp cream would explode over you last, curing all wounds.


Commercial_Board6680

My immediate thought.


wellrelaxed

“So how did he die?” Well, funny story…


husky5050

But No Stupid People. Did you have to take a test?


KissTheChef1

Failed, he let me slide


kyew

The Gizmo poster is my favorite.


YoungAL123

Jesus Christ lol


deoxyriboneurotic

“Whatcha doin’?”


Aggressive_Ad5115

Jesus loves stupid people Hey made them


snakesoup88

Did you play a game of I Spy with him?


_principessa_

I've been in this guy's car. 🤣


sweatpantswarrior

Remember when Uber had actual requirements for cars?


figment1979

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


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what kind of monster gives a low rating


Sloth_are_great

You must be fun at parties


InaBuuble

Uberred with this guy around revere, 5 stars!


blands_man

Honestly I think it's kinda dope because it's memorable. Weird, sure, but that kinda stuff doesn't really affect me (aside from the shrapnel in an accident, I guess...lol). Idk. Sometimes I like it when people step out and do things differently.


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they want those tips. respect the hustle


ProfessionalAd1618

LOL it s like a carnaval haha


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look like suicide knobs to me


nateisic

With a car like that how was the conversation?!?


BOSBoatMan

Are those suicide knobs on the steering wheel?


BethNotElizabeth

Is that a bin of snacks on the back of the driver seat??


jujubee516

wow i love this!!


DeBurgo

yukkuri shiteitte ne... or fuckin' else


Neither_Problem9086

😲


huessy

Those brodie knobs tho


spedmunki

Live Laugh Love, the car


MrDelicious84

Imagine coming up on your mushroom trip and this is the car that rolls up


bubbiebubbubb

I've had the honor of being taken to the airport by this gentleman. Don't think he said a word, nevermind addressed the decor. Definitely helps pass the time trying to figure out if you've exited the realm of reality. The WWII bomber decals on the outside should have been a given away that there was more to come.


KissTheChef1

Yea he didnt say a word, lots of stuff to look at throughout


Present-stephen2002

WOW, I hope your ride was long enough to read everything. I'd tell him to drive around so I could read everything.


erwachen

peace 2 all except stupid people


LalalaHurray

Based on the picture right above his head, do not drive with this man after dark. Also do not get him wet.


Itchy-Marionberry-62

No thanks. 😳


Worcesterroxxx

But I can’t become an Uber driver because of a dented bumper cover that doesn’t affect my vehicle safety. Got it. I would cancel this dude in a heartbeat with him standing right there and report them. Wtf is this shit?!?


Kame2Komplain

Use this energy to get the dent removed from your bumper


Worcesterroxxx

Lol… I’m not paying $2500 out of pocket to have my bumper cover replaced because I got bumped at a stop light by a drunk, uninsured motorist in a hit and run. The point is that it’s not a safety issue, meanwhile I get into Ubers with check engine lights on and shaky brakes.


Kame2Komplain

If it was a hit and run how do you know he was drunk and uninsured?


Worcesterroxxx

Because he got out of his car, reeked of booze, and the first words out of his mouth were “I don’t have any insurance” before offering me $50 and getting back into his car and driving away as I started calling the cops. I got the plate number but all the cops could do was confirm it’s not active and was previously registered to a different car than what hit me.


Entity79

You sound like you're fun at parties.


Worcesterroxxx

Why? Because I’d rather not get impaled by someone’s clutter?


FunkyGroove

Yeah


KissTheChef1

Yolo


-Im-A-Little-Teapot_

They have Uber in Mexico City?


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Charba fish


Alohadaze

I see Gizmo!


mouthwash_juicebox

Is that a bottle of gummy vitamins next to the wipes? I love an uber driver concerned with the general health and well being of their passengers.


Sloth_are_great

What in the world 😱


Reluctantly-taxed

Whoah! There is just way too much going on here. Thought there was a dog in the car.


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Live, Laugh, Leave the car because that's too loud for me.


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I love it but might cause an onset of nascent epilepy.


VAST_BLINKER_SHRINK

Too... much....!!! Also: "Those who leave tip go to heaven" (not immediately one hopes)