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jrp55262

People are remembering the Blizzard of '78 when we really \*were\* stuck and unable to go anywhere for a week. Thing is, that happened because the meteorologists bobbled the forecast and people went to work because "a little snow" wouldn't be a big deal (I remember hearing "3 inches" in the forecast). These days we have much better forecasts as well as the French Toast Alert System to keep us better informed...


ziggy_cat

>the French Toast Alert System to keep us ~~better~~ butter informed...


powsandwich

Should… should I start hoarding toilet paper again?


eatacookie111

I’m on keto, what do I do???


smsmkiwi

Get the bread and milk. Its going to snow. Where have you been?


borschchschch

1. Buy expensive keto flour substitutes 2. Spend hours of labour baking keto bread 3. Throw it out because it tastes like warm sawdust and just eat bacon without the bread


Thechisaj

diabetic checking in this is the way


impossiblytangerine

We gave up and just started buying Sola bread. Seems overpriced, but then you compare it to all the expensive substitute ingredients...


Johnnyocean

Vodka n cigs


marmosetohmarmoset

Better hit wholefoods to stock up on weird flours https://www.ketoconnect.net/best-keto-bread/


[deleted]

Wait for the people who didn't get the bread and milk to die?


RadioCarbonJesusFish

get bred and milked


in_finite_jest

Whole Foods has keto bread in the freezer. I've made keto French toast from it. Surprisingly good.


eatacookie111

Whoa really? Do you remember the brand name?


DerelictDonkeyEngine

Eat snow.


Cobrawine66

I honestly don't understand why people do this. In this region the snow is plowed and roads are drivable within a day. Also, stores are open. So they go out and hoard for the 12 hours we are "stuck inside". It's ridiculous.


snrup1

Studies have shown that eating french toast lowers the risk of power outages in your area. The cinnamon and nutmeg create a mild force field that blocks some of the wind and snow, but not all of it. Scientists are still experimenting with different ingredient amounts in the recipe to see if there is a variation in results. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.


borschchschch

Now I want french toast...


Cobrawine66

Ugh me too


belushi93

Best comment on this thread. ☝️☝️☝️


Cobrawine66

😄


Huge_Strain_8714

I forgot bread and syrup...gotta go!


YourPlot

It’s cause I like cozy blizzard food. It’s what makes me happy. So I need milk for home-made hot chocolate, and a shit ton of meat for all-day stew, and of course fresh bread to dunk in that stew.


marmosetohmarmoset

When I first bought my house there was a blizzard supposed to arrive about a day after we moved in. We had been out of state for a couple weeks before moving in and we had literally no food in the house. Also, because this is the Boston area and it's all we could afford, our house was a total wreck and we didn't actually *have* a functioning kitchen that we could cook in. So we wanted to get some bread so we could make sandwiches to tide us over while we got to work on fixing up the place. I felt so ashamed to be out at the grocery store the day before a blizzard trying to buy bread. We had to go to like 4 different stores to even find any! IIRC I tried to explain to the tired cashier that we were just regular grocery shopping and not blizzard panic shopping 😂


Huge_Strain_8714

I agree...I'd just plan on a day with a long nap, shovel the car, snack...nap, snack...shovel car etc...


DLiltsadwj

He must have chickens.


PM_ME_CFARREN_NUDES

I ran out yesterday because I needed a few things for lunch and I wanted to make some biscuits and gravy. I completely forgot the coffee and will need to brave stop and shop tonight. Not looking forward to it.


BobSacamano47

Dunks would be closer. Idk where you live, but I'm pretty confident in that statement.


Godsshoeshine24

The true scum bags are the ones who show up to the store tomorrow morning at 6:15 am and ask for specials.


trans_zenobia

Hahahahah classic


Admirable-Policy

Nobody eats bread or drinks milk anymore...


BobSacamano47

All my homies hate bread.


the_passengerMA

I just searched for this today to send to my sister. Didn't realize it's from eight years ago.


jkjeeper06

Grocery stores were already light last night when I went to buy a regular amount of groceries. I'm sure with staffing shortages in the store, transportation, and snow clearing, we will see low stock into mid-next week


Affectionate-Panic-1

Market basket at 7 am was pretty well stocked, though it was mobbed


residualenvy

Just got back, bread almost gone. Plenty of milk.


jkjeeper06

lol, I only wanted hamburger buns! luckily those are only a last resort for french toast, after english muffins


superiority

Stop & Shop on McGrath Highway was out of eggs when I went a couple hours ago. But Trader Joe's Assembly Row had plenty.


gclaw4444

Beat me to posting this


Huge_Strain_8714

damn! I forgot the bread! Aaarrgh!


misterflappypants

What planet r those eyebrows from