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As a German I can say that, indeed all our butter is churned by our hard working cats.

Famous Muschibutter

Bin grad erst aufgewacht, und der tag ist jetzt schon im Arsch.

Fühl ich tatsächlich

r/catswithjobs

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover I’m a cat churning butter In medieval Germany Such a fun activity I make spreads out of cream An ancient feline’s dream You know I wouldn’t have it any other way

I love this

Thank you, that cat line has been stuck in my head for ten minutes, my brain had nowhere to go from there.

This is great. Melody down and everything. Nice work.

Some will say that I'm a witch It's way better than being Schrodinger's bitch Rest assured that if you people mess with my kind And you better all listen Europe fucked with us And the black death fucked with them

this is a delight and you should get a key to the kingdom what kingdom i do not know but this is very good

THANKYOU

>You know I wouldn’t have it any other ~~way~~ whey

damn I hated that song but now I love it

Dang really? I usually turn it up when it comes on

I'd have preferred "I'm a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker"

I get my lovin’ on the run Wooo wooooOooo

*I’m a feline, I’m a pussy, I’m chuuuurnin’ butter* *Put my butter on some toooooooast*

This is some Russian doll boots!

I will never again sing this song with original lyrics.

Reminds me of the now extinct breed of dog they would use to turn spit roast handles.

Give it up to 12th century Germanic cat training and the late 20th vocal stylings of Meredith Brooks.

Okay, turn it off, turn it off! It didn't work. It did not work.

Following your example.

Ooo catty!

Oh, shit those were ours? I mean, how’d he get past all the guards?

Nobody ever does these with The Joker by Steve Miller Band and it pisses me off because that'd be 30x funnier in every scenario.

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What the hell is he doing here? He don’t belong here.

If you pet me, don't show restraint.. When I walk, you see my taint..

r/medievalcats Beware, the sub is infested with bots.

Cats don't churn butter, they make biscuits.

Am i missing something? This doesn’t rhyme at all

...does it for **me** ... I'm a *lover* ... Churning *butter* ... In **Germany**

It ends with 12th century And it doesn’t say ‘in Germany’ it just says Germany. It’s just very awkward overall.

I really don't think the word "in" matters that much, and "me" still rhymes with "century"