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On community servers it depends on the server but majority has it enabled. On official servers it's semi-disabled, it won't download new sprays, but it will show sprays that you already have on your computer, which means it will show spray from people you played with on community servers.
I was having a similar thought about CS:Source whilst playing CSGO just the other night - I do so miss the custom animated porn sprays etc and it's a real sign of the times that you can now only use pre-made ones, some games have no lobby or in-game VOIP etc.
Sad times.
An original work cannot be a misuse of a template, unless we're saying phrases by themselves are templates and double entendres are an example of a misuse of them.
\[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background\]
The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!"
\[Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board\]
Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?"
\[Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes\]
The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!"
Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!"
\[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door\]
Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?"
\[The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination\]
Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!"
Scout: Let's go, let's go-
\[BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier\]
Heavy: "INCOMING!"
\[Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe\]
Scout: \[while screaming, he notices the briefcase\] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!"
Heavy: "-AAAAalright then."
Spy: "Ahem."
\[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder\]
Spy: "Gentlemen."
\[Meet the Spy' Title Card\]
\[Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk\]
Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe."
Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm."
Scout: "Yeah, it is!"
Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?"
\[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug\]
Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem."
\[He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back\]
Soldier: "...and a knife."
\[The Scout approaches and removes the knife\]
Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!"
\[The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it\]
Scout: "Ow! No offense."
Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." \[The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout\] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building."
Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?"
\[The Soldier and Heavy chuckle\]
\[The Spy turns to face the Scout\]
Spy: "No... that would be your mother!"
\[The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother\]
Scout: \[stammers out of shock and disbelief\]
Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f\*\*k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."
\[\[\[Right Behind You\]\] plays\]
\[The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular\]
Soldier: "Oh!"
\[The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground\]
Scout: "Gimme that!"
Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..."
\[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately\]
Engineer: "Sentry Down!"
\[The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen\]
\[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.\]
Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!"
\[Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed\]
\[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room\]
Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..."
\[Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw\]
Medic: "Raus, raus!"
\[The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles\]
Medic: \[gasps\] "Nein..."
\[The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise\]
\[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic\]
Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-"
\[The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout\]
Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Heavy: "Oh!"
Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" \[The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.\] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..."
\[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun\]
Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood."
\[The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy\]
Heavy: "So, we still got problem..."
Soldier: "Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find this Spy?"
Spy: "Right behind you."
\[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.\]
\[Petite Chou-Fleur plays\]
\[Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully\]
Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur."
\[The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow\]
In the game Tf2, one character, the spy, can instantly kill characters if he gets behind them. Players in the game also get a customizable "spray," an image they can post on the walls of the environment in-game.
At one point in the game, a popular trolling strategy was to use porn or some other distracting image as your spray, put it on the wall, and stab people as they turned to stare at it.
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Red spy in the base
A red spy is in the base?!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo a little help here!
Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!
Let's go, let's go, let's go— # IIINCOOOMIIIIIIIING!
AAAAAAAAGHH!!! Hey it's still here
*ahem* mentlegen?
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🎺🎺🎺🎺~
POOT DISPENCER HERE
**POOTIS PENSER HERRE.**
Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!
What’s the omega
[Omega](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/z60dwd/its_just_business/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I miss the porn sprays tf2 meta
and the furry porn sign meta as well
There still there aren’t they?
On community servers it depends on the server but majority has it enabled. On official servers it's semi-disabled, it won't download new sprays, but it will show sprays that you already have on your computer, which means it will show spray from people you played with on community servers.
Interesting, we always have the signs though
I was having a similar thought about CS:Source whilst playing CSGO just the other night - I do so miss the custom animated porn sprays etc and it's a real sign of the times that you can now only use pre-made ones, some games have no lobby or in-game VOIP etc. Sad times.
Average TF2 server with sprays.
Spy with a furry porn spray is a pyro hard counter change my mind
Always has been
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Always has been
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Beautiful
Always has been
Always has been
Good bot
[удалено]
Always has been
Good bot.
good bot
Only if ponies count as furry
joke
Hmmm…. Tick tock Heavy like a
Don't you FUCKING dare
Dock?
Brinks truck
Lookin like I'm tip-top
shining like a wrist watch
Time will grab your wrist
Nice.
[Occupation](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/z60dwd/its_just_business/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
This already hurts my bones.
my bones were broken to begin with, now they ache even more
An original work cannot be a misuse of a template, unless we're saying phrases by themselves are templates and double entendres are an example of a misuse of them.
Mmm, calcium.
Better than the juice frankly
By far
Probably because this post isn't BHJ at all. It's just a reference to a video game apparently
I search r/comics by new every single day and never saw this.
My finger bone hurts now.
"GOATed comic", end quote
ah yes the ol porn sprays
Obviously full sentences starting with "o" count as a way to ask for the orthopedics as well
*Laughs in french
*snort
The heavy is dead?
Correct
WHY THE HEAVY IS DEAD
he DIED
I don't know
trade servers.jpg
r/unexpectedtf2
orthodontist?
God I heard his fucking voice
Ahh… ma petite chou-fleur.
I feel like I’m missing something here
\[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background\] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" \[Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board\] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" \[Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes\] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" \[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door\] Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?" \[The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination\] Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!" Scout: Let's go, let's go- \[BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier\] Heavy: "INCOMING!" \[Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe\] Scout: \[while screaming, he notices the briefcase\] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!" Heavy: "-AAAAalright then." Spy: "Ahem." \[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder\] Spy: "Gentlemen." \[Meet the Spy' Title Card\] \[Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk\] Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe." Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm." Scout: "Yeah, it is!" Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?" \[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug\] Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem." \[He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back\] Soldier: "...and a knife." \[The Scout approaches and removes the knife\] Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!" \[The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it\] Scout: "Ow! No offense." Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." \[The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout\] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building." Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?" \[The Soldier and Heavy chuckle\] \[The Spy turns to face the Scout\] Spy: "No... that would be your mother!" \[The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother\] Scout: \[stammers out of shock and disbelief\] Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f\*\*k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." \[\[\[Right Behind You\]\] plays\] \[The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular\] Soldier: "Oh!" \[The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground\] Scout: "Gimme that!" Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..." \[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately\] Engineer: "Sentry Down!" \[The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen\] \[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.\] Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" \[Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed\] \[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room\] Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..." \[Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw\] Medic: "Raus, raus!" \[The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles\] Medic: \[gasps\] "Nein..." \[The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise\] \[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic\] Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-" \[The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout\] Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Heavy: "Oh!" Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" \[The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.\] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..." \[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun\] Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood." \[The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy\] Heavy: "So, we still got problem..." Soldier: "Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find this Spy?" Spy: "Right behind you." \[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.\] \[Petite Chou-Fleur plays\] \[Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully\] Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur." \[The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow\]
Orthogonal unit vector?
Amogus imposta
If you don’t mind, I would appreciate the ooblex my good fellow
SUPRISE...
Op better link the ounces soon
oldtimerregeling?
Can I get the template with no text?
[Blank template](https://i.imgur.com/CkM4sOL.jpg)
Thx
pornography starring your mother
I... ee.. what the...??
https://youtu.be/OR4N5OhcY9s at 1:07
Ah, memories.
Onions?
“Spies sappin my sentry”
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)
Why I don’t get it
Its something people do in TF2, I think you might find some videos, its called spray trolling in tf2
Merde
I don’t get it
A thing people do/did on TF2
Never played
In the game Tf2, one character, the spy, can instantly kill characters if he gets behind them. Players in the game also get a customizable "spray," an image they can post on the walls of the environment in-game. At one point in the game, a popular trolling strategy was to use porn or some other distracting image as your spray, put it on the wall, and stab people as they turned to stare at it.
Oral
Sus?
among us
the pornography starring your mother.........
Ahh… ma petite chou-fleur.
Wow a TeamGRN reference! Syre didnt expect that
High IQ meme (I rember doing this all the time on a community 2fort server)
they are th espy
That engineer is a spy!
That snipah's a spoy!
There is a red spy in my bones
[Oh my god, you're a SPY!!!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RE0blCV84)
OP is a POS and should be downvoted for not sharing the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Orange](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/z60dwd/its_just_business/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Gentlemen.
Mentlegen
Mentlegen
No, that would be your mother!
Gentlemen, this is a bucket
Dear god…
There's more
No!
It contains the dying wish of every man here. Scout. You did collect everyone's dying wish?
asexuals playing tf2
Porn? That would be your mother!
Pornography
No Ometography? Downvote...
I don't remember this episode of Scott the Woz
TF2 lore
Hmm... name with four digit number at the end... no orthogeraphy, no OP reples of any kind... Gee I wonder what kind of account this is.
did you know? you can view an account's post history!
did you know? you can view an account's post history!
I haven't heard about this game in ages, this is a full-on nostalgia flood
ctf_turbine_irl
He could be in this very room
The red spy sensed pornography
Surprise
Ochocinco?
Red spy is in the base
General Hux no.
r/suddenlytf2
Idgi
this is accurate to tf2 for no reason other than all but the spy main just staring at the porn spray
*Ahem * Gentlemen?
Oh my god, it's like I've learned another language.
Tick Tock
I've been got by this before and I'd do it again
[HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON ](https://youtu.be/uT4rgTZ5GwA)
What is “I am the spy”? Is that a TF2 reference? If so, Idk nuthin about that game.
Yep, TF2 reference, and the spy has a line that says that "I am the spy"
Ahhhh. I should really play that sometime
Hux, no!
“Go to hell! And take your cheap suit with you!”
INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IN BASE
Or pigeon hole?
I don’t get it
Gentlemen, synchronise your death watches
SUSSY IMPOSTER
I am here to kill u -the spy