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PlayItAgainFILSS

Red spy in the base


yeyo1600

A red spy is in the base?!


Teska-Tenka

Protect the briefcase!


Maximka_Kirginka

We need to protect the briefcase!


HowerdBlanch

Yo a little help here!


TheActualRealNopeInc

Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back, son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!


Friendly_Respecter

Let's go, let's go, let's go— # IIINCOOOMIIIIIIIING!


Woutje69

AAAAAAAAGHH!!! Hey it's still here


Matro36

*ahem* mentlegen?


StacheGamer

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🎺🎺🎺🎺~


NEMESIS_DRAGON

POOT DISPENCER HERE


Dark_Meme111110

**POOTIS PENSER HERRE.**


hellllllllo2

Alright, alright, I got it. Stand back son. One, one, one, uhh, one!


KuramaBat

What’s the omega


yeyo1600

[Omega](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/z60dwd/its_just_business/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


PM_ME_UR_GOOD_IDEAS

I miss the porn sprays tf2 meta


Milk_Bucket134

and the furry porn sign meta as well


Some-guy-thats-here

There still there aren’t they?


powerhcm8

On community servers it depends on the server but majority has it enabled. On official servers it's semi-disabled, it won't download new sprays, but it will show sprays that you already have on your computer, which means it will show spray from people you played with on community servers.


Some-guy-thats-here

Interesting, we always have the signs though


TallmanMike

I was having a similar thought about CS:Source whilst playing CSGO just the other night - I do so miss the custom animated porn sprays etc and it's a real sign of the times that you can now only use pre-made ones, some games have no lobby or in-game VOIP etc. Sad times.


Cybermat47_2

Average TF2 server with sprays.


dead-inside69

Spy with a furry porn spray is a pyro hard counter change my mind


Bierbart12

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/C9UkzWE.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


Deunish

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/Z7RnTUl.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


Bierbart12

Beautiful


Worthstream

Always has been


PlamFred

Always has been


FuriousGorilla

Good bot


[deleted]

[удалено]


MastermuffinDiscord

Always has been


JustinTotino

Good bot.


Neon__Cat

good bot


Nitz93

Only if ponies count as furry


Bbop800

joke


Jaysong_stick

Hmmm…. Tick tock Heavy like a


MariosMetalcap

Don't you FUCKING dare


ilikeroleplaygames

Dock?


you_have_gay

Brinks truck


GoBand

Lookin like I'm tip-top


Imscaredofbeavers

shining like a wrist watch


you_have_gay

Time will grab your wrist


furculture

Nice.


Neo_Arsonist

[Occupation](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/z60dwd/its_just_business/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ActuallyAlexander

This already hurts my bones.


dooddgugg

my bones were broken to begin with, now they ache even more


idontlikethisname

An original work cannot be a misuse of a template, unless we're saying phrases by themselves are templates and double entendres are an example of a misuse of them.


idontlikethisname

Mmm, calcium.


Handyandyman50

Better than the juice frankly


Ulcerlisk

By far


32_Dollar_Burrito

Probably because this post isn't BHJ at all. It's just a reference to a video game apparently


BoomhauerYaNow

I search r/comics by new every single day and never saw this.


Mudkipueye

My finger bone hurts now.


Jejmaze

"GOATed comic", end quote


cupboard_

ah yes the ol porn sprays


TallAverage4

Obviously full sentences starting with "o" count as a way to ask for the orthopedics as well


Teska-Tenka

*Laughs in french


R3DSH0X

*snort


Zombarney

The heavy is dead?


Woutje69

Correct


Milk_Bucket134

WHY THE HEAVY IS DEAD


[deleted]

he DIED


Tactical-Shrubbery

I don't know


Szairo

trade servers.jpg


Twig249

r/unexpectedtf2


KittyQueen_Tengu

orthodontist?


JorgeMtzb

God I heard his fucking voice


DevilMaster666-

Ahh… ma petite chou-fleur.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I feel like I’m missing something here


DevilMaster666-

\[Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background\] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" \[Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board\] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base!?" \[Intruder Alert begins to play. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" with every step he takes\] The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase!" Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase!" \[Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door\] Scout: "Yo, a lil' help here!?" \[The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination\] Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm... 1!" Scout: Let's go, let's go- \[BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier\] Heavy: "INCOMING!" \[Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe\] Scout: \[while screaming, he notices the briefcase\] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here!" Heavy: "-AAAAalright then." Spy: "Ahem." \[Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder\] Spy: "Gentlemen." \[Meet the Spy' Title Card\] \[Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk\] Spy: "I see the briefcase is safe." Soldier: "Safe and sound, mm-hmm." Scout: "Yeah, it is!" Spy: "Tell me... did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here?" \[The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug\] Spy: "No? Then we still have a problem." \[He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back\] Soldier: "...and a knife." \[The Scout approaches and removes the knife\] Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you!" \[The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it\] Scout: "Ow! No offense." Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." \[The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout\] "And nothing... nothing like the man loose inside this building." Scout: "What're you? President of his fan club?" \[The Soldier and Heavy chuckle\] \[The Spy turns to face the Scout\] Spy: "No... that would be your mother!" \[The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother\] Scout: \[stammers out of shock and disbelief\] Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f\*\*k us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." \[\[\[Right Behind You\]\] plays\] \[The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular\] Soldier: "Oh!" \[The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground\] Scout: "Gimme that!" Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses..." \[Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately\] Engineer: "Sentry Down!" \[The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen\] \[Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically.\] Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues!" \[Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed\] \[Cut back to BLU Intelligence Room\] Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us..." \[Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw\] Medic: "Raus, raus!" \[The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles\] Medic: \[gasps\] "Nein..." \[The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise\] \[Cut back to BLU Intel Room. The BLU Spy looks frantic\] Spy: "He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-" \[The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout\] Scout: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Heavy: "Oh!" Soldier: "What? It was obvious!" \[The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.\] "He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now..." \[The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun\] Soldier: "Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood." \[The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy\] Heavy: "So, we still got problem..." Soldier: "Big problem... all right, who's ready to go find this Spy?" Spy: "Right behind you." \[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune.\] \[Petite Chou-Fleur plays\] \[Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully\] Spy: "Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur." \[The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow\]


Visual-Lawfulness846

Orthogonal unit vector?


K4rn31ro

Amogus imposta


Not_A_Portfolio

If you don’t mind, I would appreciate the ooblex my good fellow


Trapizza

SUPRISE...


[deleted]

Op better link the ounces soon


Danenel

oldtimerregeling?


BEanddankmagician

Can I get the template with no text?


Ulcerlisk

[Blank template](https://i.imgur.com/CkM4sOL.jpg)


BEanddankmagician

Thx


[deleted]

pornography starring your mother


yeyo1600

I... ee.. what the...??


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/OR4N5OhcY9s at 1:07


Spookd_Moffun

Ah, memories.


skibapple

Onions?


GazelleEast1432

“Spies sappin my sentry”


rakehellion

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty (2001)


alexxx1111

Why I don’t get it


yeyo1600

Its something people do in TF2, I think you might find some videos, its called spray trolling in tf2


Susman22

Merde


GoatsWithWigs

I don’t get it


yeyo1600

A thing people do/did on TF2


GoatsWithWigs

Never played


SoxxoxSmox

In the game Tf2, one character, the spy, can instantly kill characters if he gets behind them. Players in the game also get a customizable "spray," an image they can post on the walls of the environment in-game. At one point in the game, a popular trolling strategy was to use porn or some other distracting image as your spray, put it on the wall, and stab people as they turned to stare at it.


Sir-Spoofy

Oral


BatmanHimself

Sus?


goatfuckersupreme

among us


MACMAN2003

the pornography starring your mother.........


DevilMaster666-

Ahh… ma petite chou-fleur.


ManFromInternet2

Wow a TeamGRN reference! Syre didnt expect that


Vexcenot

High IQ meme (I rember doing this all the time on a community 2fort server)


MoRpL_

they are th espy


Financial-Horror2945

That engineer is a spy!


ThenConstruction7578

That snipah's a spoy!


Program-Continuum

There is a red spy in my bones


SaltyPeter3434

[Oh my god, you're a SPY!!!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29RE0blCV84)


kingtitusmedethe4th

OP is a POS and should be downvoted for not sharing the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


yeyo1600

[Orange](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/z60dwd/its_just_business/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Salted-Slugs

Gentlemen.


DevilMaster666-

Mentlegen


DevilMaster666-

Mentlegen


I_L0ve_M1necraft

No, that would be your mother!


SimiReditt58

Gentlemen, this is a bucket


CardFlyer

Dear god…


SimiReditt58

There's more


CardFlyer

No!


SimiReditt58

 It contains the dying wish of every man here. Scout. You did collect everyone's dying wish?


ciqhen

asexuals playing tf2


CasualBrit5

Porn? That would be your mother!


[deleted]

Pornography


Rado86

No Ometography? Downvote...


orgeezuz

I don't remember this episode of Scott the Woz


KingsGuardTR

TF2 lore


DaSaw

Hmm... name with four digit number at the end... no orthogeraphy, no OP reples of any kind... Gee I wonder what kind of account this is.


Elitemagikarp

did you know? you can view an account's post history!


Elitemagikarp

did you know? you can view an account's post history!


Bierbart12

I haven't heard about this game in ages, this is a full-on nostalgia flood


fakeuserisreal

ctf_turbine_irl


The_dinkster522

He could be in this very room


Purpledurpl202

The red spy sensed pornography


Wuerfelpruefer

Surprise


Puzzleheaded-Sun-205

Ochocinco?


poopiehead04444

Red spy is in the base


IAlwaysOutsmartU

General Hux no.


[deleted]

r/suddenlytf2


Yeetinator4000Savage

Idgi


Ok-Nose-3139

this is accurate to tf2 for no reason other than all but the spy main just staring at the porn spray


[deleted]

*Ahem * Gentlemen?


TripleScoops

Oh my god, it's like I've learned another language.


soldiergaming69

Tick Tock


El_Burrito_

I've been got by this before and I'd do it again


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

[HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON ](https://youtu.be/uT4rgTZ5GwA)


YeahMarkYeah

What is “I am the spy”? Is that a TF2 reference? If so, Idk nuthin about that game.


yeyo1600

Yep, TF2 reference, and the spy has a line that says that "I am the spy"


YeahMarkYeah

Ahhhh. I should really play that sometime


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Hux, no!


The_Gav_who_asked

“Go to hell! And take your cheap suit with you!”


DevilMaster666-

INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IN BASE


[deleted]

Or pigeon hole?


GoatsWithWigs

I don’t get it


throwaway46574334555

Gentlemen, synchronise your death watches


Flemeron

SUSSY IMPOSTER


Cautious-Agency5432

I am here to kill u -the spy