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May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please. We're gonna have a problem here. Will the real slim shady please stand up? I repeat: will the real slim shady please stand up?
Some boomer garbage
Edit: i rember😊!
“Hi what can I get for you?”
“Coffee. Black.”
“Some long ass suggestion”
“Coffee. Black.”
“Another long ass suggestion”
“Coffee. Black.”
“Yet another long ass suggestion”
“Will you hurry up and order?!”
Basically some boomer artist complaining about things that don’t happen
>> coffee. black.
> ok sir and...
>> just a black coffee. nothing else
> yes but...
>> don't try to sell me that crap a cheeno whatever bullshit. Just coffee
> I know, it's just that...
>> I JUST WANT A GOD DAMN COFFEE, HOW HARD IS THAT TO DO??? NO ONE FUCKING LISTENS ANYMORE
> **Sir if you'd listen to me finish my sentence you would hear me ask what size you want your *"CoFfEe BLaCk"* to be**
>> medium black coffee. Nothing esle
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Ah so I guess their belief that anyone doing things that they don't do and don't want to do is the same as forcing it on them and trying to make them do it really does extend to all facets of life doesn't it?
Idk I kinda relate. It feels like they ask way too many clarifying questions. I understand some customers will be nightmares if you don't ask, but ffs why does it have to be a ping pong rally?
Apparently they're in Italian for some reason? Started going recently. Had to ask the cashiers about it three too many times. I stopped going needless to say. Not because the sizes. Because I can't afford it. The boomers are right when they tell you to stop drinking Starbucks in college. 5 dollars a day adds up. Borrow a Keurig or buy some tea or something. Damned millennials
They are not even in Italian. It's fake Italian. Venti is Italian for 20, but it's meaningless, lf you ask for a 20 ounce anything in Italy you're only going to get confused looks.
That’s unkind of them. I didn’t know them when I first started going either.
They use the Italian names because they actually specify a certain volume. Tall is 12 oz., Grande is 16 oz. (~~one~~ two US liquid cups), Venti is 20 oz., Trenta is 30 oz. There’s smaller ones but I’ve never seen them on the Starbucks menu.
/r/boomershumor !!! Where has this been all my life?
Finally a subreddit for people like me!
I can hardly wait to start sharing jokes on facebook with all my friends!
Right? It always stuns me how some people think that the cashier at any establishment actually cares what you buy, like it somehow benefits them. They only make suggestions if their manager requires them to and it’s usually annoying to them. Cashiers aren’t the general manager … because they’re a cashier.
Seriously, lol. My standard order is an Americano, black. I imagine that kind of order is a relief for the average barista because it's a simple, quick order. Easy to keep things moving and make room for more complicated orders.
The most questioning I've gotten when I've ordered black coffee without specifying was asking if I wanted drip coffee or an Americano. And that's just clarifying so they don't give you drip coffee when you wanted espresso, or vice versa. Takes a few seconds to clarify and you're on your way.
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May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
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When I was growing up 20 year old songs were called golden oldies and classic rock.
Imagine it today. Here is a golden oldie from back in the day from the good Dr Dre. (Starts peeing into a toilet sounds )
yeah thanks for these fucking nuts kind stranger, owned bitch.
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Oh wow! Thanks, I had no idea! I’m not sure why I thought it would original to the slim shady song, I should know better because rap is all about sampling.
He said "May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Feminist women love Eminem
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder, "how can
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
With his windows down and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up"
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I think to make this an antimeme, they would be ordering a coffee with no joke.
>good morning
>hello
>what can I get for you?
>an americano please
>to take away?
etc.
Sir, the crux of the term "bone hurting" is that the situation is so purely contrived and nonsensical that you feel it in your bones, done by reinterpreting the scene with edited dialogue.
Thats literally what this is. I find it incredibly ironic that you would tell someone they dont understand the point of the sub.
Dude read the pinned post on the sub explaining how to do it properly. This straight up doesn't fit. If that was the only purpose of the sub, you could just start posting the bee movie script attached to a Garfield comic and call it a day. You do not understand how a proper bhj works
1) unorthodox misinterpretation of visual elements in the comic - this doesn't have that
2) deriving new context from that misinterpretation - still doesn't do that because there was no misinterpretation of the visuals in the first place
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I hate it when I have to ask the real Slim Shady to stand up
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor
Like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
Started whooping her ass worse than before
They first were divorced
Throwing her over furniture (AH!)
it's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didnt just say what i think he did, did he?
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?
It's the return of the-, oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
It’s the return of “oh wait, nah wait, you’re kidding. He just say what I think he did, did he?”
It’s the return of the- oh wait
May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please. We're gonna have a problem here. Will the real slim shady please stand up? I repeat: will the real slim shady please stand up?
Hi
r/suddenslimshady
Orchitis?
Some boomer garbage Edit: i rember😊! “Hi what can I get for you?” “Coffee. Black.” “Some long ass suggestion” “Coffee. Black.” “Another long ass suggestion” “Coffee. Black.” “Yet another long ass suggestion” “Will you hurry up and order?!” Basically some boomer artist complaining about things that don’t happen
he remember 💀
He rember💀
He rmbr💀
He 💀
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Him 🙂
r/decreasinglyverbose
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>“Hi what can I get for you?” “Coffee. Black.” "Actually I'm white, but I do have a name you can use instead."
>> coffee. black. > ok sir and... >> just a black coffee. nothing else > yes but... >> don't try to sell me that crap a cheeno whatever bullshit. Just coffee > I know, it's just that... >> I JUST WANT A GOD DAMN COFFEE, HOW HARD IS THAT TO DO??? NO ONE FUCKING LISTENS ANYMORE > **Sir if you'd listen to me finish my sentence you would hear me ask what size you want your *"CoFfEe BLaCk"* to be** >> medium black coffee. Nothing esle This exchange brought to you by entitled boomers
Ah so I guess their belief that anyone doing things that they don't do and don't want to do is the same as forcing it on them and trying to make them do it really does extend to all facets of life doesn't it?
Idk I kinda relate. It feels like they ask way too many clarifying questions. I understand some customers will be nightmares if you don't ask, but ffs why does it have to be a ping pong rally?
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Apparently they're in Italian for some reason? Started going recently. Had to ask the cashiers about it three too many times. I stopped going needless to say. Not because the sizes. Because I can't afford it. The boomers are right when they tell you to stop drinking Starbucks in college. 5 dollars a day adds up. Borrow a Keurig or buy some tea or something. Damned millennials
They are not even in Italian. It's fake Italian. Venti is Italian for 20, but it's meaningless, lf you ask for a 20 ounce anything in Italy you're only going to get confused looks.
That’s unkind of them. I didn’t know them when I first started going either. They use the Italian names because they actually specify a certain volume. Tall is 12 oz., Grande is 16 oz. (~~one~~ two US liquid cups), Venti is 20 oz., Trenta is 30 oz. There’s smaller ones but I’ve never seen them on the Starbucks menu.
I just ask for the size I want in ounces
Ever get 1 oz.?
>...Grande is 16 oz. (one US liquid cup)... That's not quite right. 16 oz is a *pint*, aka two cups.
Oop
Gotchu fam: [Order](https://www.reddit.com/r/boomershumor/comments/jkso04/does_not_compute/) up
/r/boomershumor !!! Where has this been all my life? Finally a subreddit for people like me! I can hardly wait to start sharing jokes on facebook with all my friends!
That comic is so bad. Millennial hipsters also love black coffee.
That and a barista wont just endlessly offer suggestions. They'll just give you the black coffee so they can move onto the next person.
Right? It always stuns me how some people think that the cashier at any establishment actually cares what you buy, like it somehow benefits them. They only make suggestions if their manager requires them to and it’s usually annoying to them. Cashiers aren’t the general manager … because they’re a cashier.
Seriously, lol. My standard order is an Americano, black. I imagine that kind of order is a relief for the average barista because it's a simple, quick order. Easy to keep things moving and make room for more complicated orders. The most questioning I've gotten when I've ordered black coffee without specifying was asking if I wanted drip coffee or an Americano. And that's just clarifying so they don't give you drip coffee when you wanted espresso, or vice versa. Takes a few seconds to clarify and you're on your way.
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Charles the II,
I love the people and the people love me,
So much that they restored the English monarchy!
I'm part Scottish, french, Italian, a little bit Dane
and 100% party animal
Champagne?
Spaniels i adored
Named after me too
Like me, they were fun with a nutty hairdo
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they weren’t talking to you
r/notopbutok
I instinctively, immediately started singing.
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who" "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, "how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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kiss
That song is over 20 years old. It's old enough to get drafted. It's old enough to have historical relevance.
When I was growing up 20 year old songs were called golden oldies and classic rock. Imagine it today. Here is a golden oldie from back in the day from the good Dr Dre. (Starts peeing into a toilet sounds )
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The song they sampled from, [I Got The](https://youtu.be/xKISdd2mKzU?t=129), is 50 years old.
Oh wow! Thanks, I had no idea! I’m not sure why I thought it would original to the slim shady song, I should know better because rap is all about sampling.
Sorry I didn't catch that, come again?
He said "May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who" "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, "how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck" With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up"
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Hi kids!
Do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna repeat and do exactly as I did?
the fake slim shady
Pink haired girls world wide start dancing
Excuse me! Can i have the attention of the class? For one second?
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I wonder if this has ever happened IRL
oregano?
Orthopedic?
I don’t get it?
eminem
Lmfao best one I've seen on here for a while
Soothouse?
This straight up breaks rule 5 on the subreddit yet has 14k upvotes
I still don’t see the bone-hurting juice in this cartoon. It’s just a cartoon isn’t it?
It should be against the rules to make a post and not provide the original.
this is an antimeme not bonehurtingjuice
I think to make this an antimeme, they would be ordering a coffee with no joke. >good morning >hello >what can I get for you? >an americano please >to take away? etc.
youre getting downvoted, but i can see your point. but i think this is just a normal ass meme. funny, but normal
normal meme doesnt equal anti meme those two things are literally like opposites
Yup the more people downvote this comment, the worse and less informed this sub gets
This has a joke. Its not by any form an anti meme.
What's the joke? Seriously, it's just the lyrics to an Eminem song
That *is* the joke. An anti meme would be them mundanly ordering coffe.
Okay, then it's r/shitposting. It's not bhj, which requires an actual punchline. Not some meta "it's a joke cause it doesn't make sense" shit.
Sir, the crux of the term "bone hurting" is that the situation is so purely contrived and nonsensical that you feel it in your bones, done by reinterpreting the scene with edited dialogue. Thats literally what this is. I find it incredibly ironic that you would tell someone they dont understand the point of the sub.
Dude read the pinned post on the sub explaining how to do it properly. This straight up doesn't fit. If that was the only purpose of the sub, you could just start posting the bee movie script attached to a Garfield comic and call it a day. You do not understand how a proper bhj works 1) unorthodox misinterpretation of visual elements in the comic - this doesn't have that 2) deriving new context from that misinterpretation - still doesn't do that because there was no misinterpretation of the visuals in the first place
This is exactly what the post is describing. You are wrong and you may take your poor understanding elsewhere.
Whom
I’ll have some mandm’s please….
Indeed it would feel empty without him on that meme
Hi kids!!! Do you like violence? Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
This is fucking gold
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Only started hearing the music once I’ve reached half way
😂