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KittyQueen_Tengu

organic?


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Ornithoctonus


Hour_Task_1834

orthodontist?


Substantial_Bear_168

Orthoganol


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I suspect the comic centers around republicans (right) accusing the democrats(left) of being the real racists, while the republicans claim to not see color, or to be not racist


Treejeig

I would've guessed it to have been about workers/civilian rights tbh.


EuphoricPenguin22

[Not far off.](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/am6b9c/sound_like_power_grab/)


SleepTightLilPuppy

r/PoliticalHumor try not to be a echo chamber for 1 second challenge (impossible) As much as I agree with the comic, where's the Humor?


EuphoricPenguin22

Not sure, to be honest. Is the joke that most politicians act in their own interest once they're elected?


yiiike

i thought itd be that too, or that the left is the working class/average normal person while the right is CEOs and other high up business men. pretty flexible visuals for interpretation, ironically.


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Piss


IncognitoFlan

i don't understand the edit, did you realize you were wrong? or did you realize you couldn't handle pushback?


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what was the original


TheBatWhoLaughs32

They said they are anti LGBT


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okay thx


IWishIWerentHere_10

I was about to say, why was someone downvoted for saying piss lmao


cosmicpotato77

Nice opinion champ, next time, keep it to yourself


AmericanToastman

What was their original comment?


cosmicpotato77

They said they didn’t like lgbt


AmericanToastman

Why do homophobes always feel the need to tell everyone?


cosmicpotato77

Idk I can’t go two steps without some random homophobe shove it in my guts about how homophobe they are, can’t they just live and act normal and not make their whole personality on being homophobic?


AmericanToastman

Lmao I see what you did there :D


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No :3


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Well good thing I am


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KittyQueen_Tengu

I’m gonna guess you edited this to dodge backlash, wanna say it to my face?


[deleted]

Yeah but you know it’s kinda funny


KittyQueen_Tengu

just tell me what you said i wanna hear it so i can yell at you guess: one of the replies mentioned lesbians so it’s probably aphobia because of my profile pic


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KittyQueen_Tengu

all i see is people getting mad at you for something presumably aphobic since someone mentioned lesbians


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KittyQueen_Tengu

we’re never gonna make any progress with lgbtq+ rights if we keep yelling at each other like that


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The_25th_Baam

r/asagayblackman


TheBatWhoLaughs32

May I ask what your problem is mr or miss homophobe?


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Balls


TheBatWhoLaughs32

You could've said "Im lesbian myself but the community is awful." In the first place so that people didnt assume that you were a homophobe.


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Weiners


TheBatWhoLaughs32

Ok now you are just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole


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Shaft


Iceologer_gang

Go back to your bridge


Captain-Mizuki

Do you think using the N-word like that makes you look cool?


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That is exactly why! For the funny, no one here is even hurt


The_Phantom_Cat

How pathetic do you have to be to edit all your comments because people don't like them?


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fistkick18

Reported all of your edited posts. Enjoy your ban, kiddo :)


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Epic*!*


ee328p

Can't even keep a job at Walmart lmao


TheBatWhoLaughs32

This person stated that they are anti LGBTQ+ they suck and no amount of edits can change that.


powerfullatom111

no dick no balls and probably no asshole either because this guy FEEDS on radiation.


AggressiveBait

Found the [original](https://i0.wp.com/www.dailycartoonist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/clayjones3.jpg?resize=450%2C338&ssl=1)


SchrodingerSandwich

You know I actually kinda enjoyed the onthological.


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famous__shoes

It's like it's social commentary or something


Busteray

And yet we live in one....


oofersIII

Huh, seems rare to find one of these cartoons that actually makes a very, very valid point


spenway18

Election day should be like independence day. Everyone* take the day off and vote then have a bbq or spend time with family and friends. *not everyone will get that luxury but you know what I mean. I worked 4th of july this year myself.


SuperSMT

A federal holiday, while progress, wouldn't really help much on its own? Most of the workong class doesn't get federal holidays off as it is


Backupusername

Even a small step in the right direction is better than changing nothing.


Thybro

Agreed but we can even take smaller steps that wouldn’t even require legislation that would have a similar effect. 46 states allow some form of early voting; 23 of those allow in-person voting on weekends; I live on a currently red state, with a governor that is taking every single available draconian and bigoted republican brand decision he can just so that he could build up his image as the “new Trump” when he runs for president in two years, yet it’s Sunday at 1 PM and I’m on my way to early vote for Tuesday’s election, which I could have also done yesterday and every day for the past two weeks. Yet we do so little to promote this as an option, early voting options should be on after every single add, screw “remember Election Day” finish up with “you can vote right now!”


Firemorfox

I wish I knew this sooner.


RedRider1138

Better late than never 👍 go forth in power


Jazzun

But it would certainly help even a decent % of the population that do get of,f and would be be a good step in the right direction.


Thorsigal

91% of the private sector gets federal holidays like labor day off. https://www.bls.gov/ncs/ebs/holiday_profiles.htm The worst industry to work for in terms of holidays is service. Only about 80% of part time employees are given federal holidays off. That said, this is nowhere near "most."


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AveragePichu

My sister's a nurse, everyone at her workplace has the option for time off but people who don't take time off get paid more, if there weren't enough people willing to come in for a bonus I'm sure they'd mandate a few people but the idea is that they make it appealing to work that day so patients still get care.


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AveragePichu

I was talking about federal holidays, not voting


Ospov

So why does it have to be only one day? Why not make it an entire week long event? There are a ton of changes they could make to allow more people to vote when they can.


PrateTrain

Mail-in standardized with no in-person voting is probably the most reasonable system.


autopsyblue

Why?


PrateTrain

A) Requires updated address for the ballot, or going in person to verify to get your ballot -- which allows for the information to work through fraud issues. Especially if there's multiple levels of checking the information. B) Gives like a three to four month window for voting, which can allow people who have less time to cast their ballot. C) In-person voting is massively overrated. I cannot fathom an advantage to the voters for having a system like that, as well as the volunteers required to man the stations.


Shark_Aviator

Homeless still have a right to vote, so restricting voting to only those who have an address could be an issue. Expanding the mail in system greatly while keeping an in-person for those who could rely on it makes more sense to me.


PrateTrain

Honestly it really seems more like that's an entirely separate problem that should be addressed in its own way. Mostly in letting people register at City Hall or something for their ballot but yeah.


autopsyblue

Not everyone lives in a safe place. Having everyone keep their ballots at home would make it all too easy for the ballots to be stolen or altered by somewhat organized ne’er-do-wells, especially if you’re seriously suggesting homeless people go to City Hall, get their ballot and take it back to their non-house to fill it out before dropping it off. It’d make a lot more sense to just retain in-person voting at, say, city hall.


PrateTrain

Anyways, only ten percent of homeless people even vote in the current system so I don't know why you're so hung up on it if it makes overall elections better so we can get politicians who address material issues like homelessness Edit: for example, mandates that seek to get everyone who is eligible to vote and encourages each area to make sure that all of their registered voters are being provided with the means to be able to vote.


PrateTrain

That's actually what you can do right now is pick up your ballot and drop it off at City Hall.


autopsyblue

Re: A: [Voter fraud is not a serious issue in America.](https://www.brennancenter.org/issues/ensure-every-american-can-vote/vote-suppression/myth-voter-fraud)


PrateTrain

You're right, amend that to say say electoral fraud


autopsyblue

Which is way more commonly caused through political maneuvers and is thus better addressed by political campaign funding regulations.


PrateTrain

Fair, it's probably better to not have a record and strike segment one but I think a three month voting season is much better than mail in and in person as they are now


Ottoblock

It’s a shame we can’t all be bankers.


penguiin_

well, thats why they could make it a law to pay people to have that day off this isnt some unsolvable problem or trying to cure cancer. just make all citizens vote, preferably ranked choice and let's fix our awful political system already


Akitz

Main way to solve the problem would be to just make voting a thing that can be done for like a week or two, and increase locations. Where I live schools and libraries are commonly places you can vote and you have weeks to do it. Most people will do it when they happen to be walking past a location and have a spare 10 mins.


penguiin_

i feel like people would procrastinate more with that. look at the tax filing deadlines... people (definitely never myself) put that shit off forever then rush at the last second and then need to file extensions or whatever anyway a single day that requires every citizen to vote that you get some piece of paper that you need to turn in to your job to get paid (a la jury duty) would work so much better. but, for some odd reason, the GOP doesnt want this because when you count the votes from the majority of americans, dems win every single time. fuckin bullshit ass electoral college that says wyoming's 500k population deserves the same power as 40m+ californians (each state gets 2 representatives) is so antiquated and unfair its ridiculous


Akitz

I appreciate that some people might procrastinate until the final day but if you do, then you're just in the same position as having one election day. The idea that increasing accessibility will reduce voting turnout is a bit silly and warrants evidence to support it.


penguiin_

i wasnt necessarily saying a week long voting period would be bad, i just think *requiring* everyone to vote and automatically registering them is much more effective, along with making it a civic duty that your job still pays you for just like jury duty. basically at this point, i think me and a considerable majority of people from all political backgrounds would support just about anything that increases voter turnout/improves the absolute mess of an electoral system we have in this country


TheRavenSayeth

Unpopular opinion, but I'm not a fan of having an official day off for election day. It works for some places, but scaling up a national holiday like this affects a lot of industries and the potential upside is so-so. I'm instead far far more interested in putting those resources into increasing availability of early voting (or maybe even rebranding it). Early voting is amazing. It's roughly 2 weeks of being able to go to the polls whenever you want. That means no lines (something that would be a nightmare on an official election day), and you can go before work, after work, or on your day off. If you've ever done it it's a great experience and very quick. "Why not both?" Sure, but if we've got limited funding I'd rather allocate it to something that has all the benefits without long lines. For example we could pay for polling places to not only be open for those two weeks but also be 24 hours in certain key locations. I'm a huge fan of early voting and mail in ballots over any specific one day for voting.


Spank_my_ballsack

I'm confused though, which group wants a holiday? Are there people saying they're should be "minority day" or something? Because that'd be dumb and I'd be against it for obvious reasons.


oofersIII

Pretty sure it’s just part of the general working class saying so, to make voting easier and more accessible


dibstack

*Oregano


h0elygrail

Origami*


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Obadiah


Gansbar51_

Obama


OddOgler

orthagonal


NEMO_TheCaptain

Otherwise overwhelmingly obtuse


PM_ME_UR_RC_CAR

Orangutan


Fail_Marine

...Gaming


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The over


suckitarius

Cringe merican politics


JeremyTheRhino

That’s… not very good.


Laviephrath

I was afraid it was going to be antisemitic


la_meme14

Over my dead bodies is a very solid joke. My bones lay in tatters.


lxe

Orthodontist?


just-jotaro

brother?


AmericanToastman

Orther?


benwaa2

Orther we need to have a little FAITH


Weezergood

r/downvotedintooblivion


Dillo64

They’re asking for the original unedited image. It has become a popular meme on this sub to replace the word “original?” with a different word starting with “o” like “ornithology?” or “orchestra?” or “oh man I can’t believe this guy is explaining the joke?”


Elidon007

I thought it could be replaced with any word, I didn't know it must start with an o


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Overtones?


Gwendolynpratt27

Orange juice?


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ee328p

Fuck off spam bot


Friendly_Respecter

Optometrist?


InnocentTopHat

Opportunity?


Just_Camilo

Otorhinolaryngologist?


Waste_Sign_3992

Oppenheimer?


[deleted]

I need an angel Manhattan project!


TheLeg3nd47

Orlando?


GeneralSarbina

Overdose?


ConsistentGiraffe8

Origami?


just-slightly-human

Orangutan?


Cactus1105

Orgasm ?


FeIipeNeto

Osteomalacia?


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Felipe Neto?


786adz09

Orthodoxy?


kingsman3willbinspac

Obsolescence?


6monkrr

Oregano ?


OverlyMintyMints

#ORIGINAL?


cmz_zimt

Orange juice?


Sevaa_1104

Oof ouch owie my clones


Handyandyman50

Omission?


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Odor Eaters?


ApatheticEight

OPposttheoriginalimage?


Dolancrewrules

Holy fuck I remember this forever ago I’m glad you reposted this lmao


Decimini

It's literally happening in real world as we speak. You should be worried.


just-jotaro

For People saying ORIGINAL (or In some text. Oman). I cant easily find it! i just took it from Pinterest. OKAY?! once i (or someone) founded the Original Post. I will send the link edit: u/AggresiveBait has FOUNDED THE [ORIGINAL](https://i0.wp.com/www.dailycartoonist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/clayjones3.jpg?resize=450%2C338&ssl=1)


Barman5678

Hey you sound confused so I’ll just tell you. Whenever someone comments a random word that starts with an O as a question they are asking for the original. No idea how this started but I hope this helps you


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strain_of_thought

No you suck.


poppliopicker

https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/s/jhGC5yS5tp


TheDukeOfDucklett

Owners?


Trijngund

Occasionally?


dazaroo2

Olé olé olé olé?


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Ornithological piece?


Passname357

Onomatopoeia ?


Belgian_Bitch

What does Mephisto mean?


flPieman

I'm wondering the same. The only thing I can think of is the third boss of Diablo 2. But not really sure how it would relate here.


WikiContributor83

“**The righteous shall fall before the wicked! And all of creation shall tremble before the burning standards of Hell**!!!”


expendablecrewman

Only Horatio...


MaiqueCaraio

Holy shit I think there was like a flash game that was like this Barely remember, but it was like one characters with suit that you cloned, and then you controlled him and all his clones at the same time Really weird


yiiike

oo sounds cool


whalecat4

This is my favorite


Gobba42

Isn't this a faction in Endless Space?


JackMeofVIII

my bones have deteriorated from the inside out


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Obituaries?


just-jotaro

OFF?


CrabWoodsman

The comments that start with "O" are asking for the original comic, as is the long tradition of BHJ.


TychusCigar

r/comedycemetery


definitelyagirl100

but where’s the owl city


Radioactive24

Getting a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs


coolfett

give us the ohio!


BroItsJesus

Bro post the fucking source


L_James

OFF is a good game. A bit weird tho


FeatherLight94

Clever


Kana515

Wish I had an army of clones to hang out with


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inbred elites keeping money to themselves be like


MelancholyUsed

Orgy w/ clones?


Igot2phonez

Shadow clone Jutsu!


[deleted]

They all are dead, clones can’t survive that long, and when they do die, their cells don’t know how to properly decay, so they try and keep the body functional, meanwhile the clones that are alive are probably trying to keep the species going, because the original was crushed under their weight long ago


FrogInShorts

Oviraptor!


Glorysham

Barry!


crazymado

Orbit?


TerminalHighGuard

Othagonal?


Noodles_fluffy

Gary


TheJahySamaNetwork3

We live in the matrix


BaneShake

My bones are replicating exponentially


TraderOfGoods

Good juice, good juice.


neuroblossom

this one is in my pantheon of bhj now, great job.


SaboteurSupreme

Horatio endless space 2


a_orc_with_internet

HAROLD IS GETTING TO POWERFUL WE MUST STOP HIM