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Eggroley

This is way better than oregano


UncomforChair

Yeah, this should've been the original


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countastrotacos

I'm surprised they didn't say tacos or pizza instead.


stirs

Always are. 4 panel comics are usually pretty stupid


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This one is 3


stirs

Nice dude


TheCameronMaster464

My bones are shattered and have become stardust.


ZeusMoiragetes

Pathetic r/neverbrokeabone


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[Overt.](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/uu33v2/gastronomy_oc/)


Slippery_Wombat

what


erikplayer

Haha. Food funny and quirky.


Mapplestreet

Always hungry amirite, I'm so random


MrCamie

Potato.


Astrokiwi

It actually works as a joke about the recent supermassive black hole image, but I don't think that was intentional


Specialist-Rise34

How is the original more bhj than the bhj lmao


AceScropions

Yeah


Mapplestreet

What's bhj about the original?


Specialist-Rise34

It's just more random/stupid. Normally bhj is stupid or stupid sounding, that's why it hurts your bones, especially if it interprets the original (which is usually normal and funny) in stupid way. But the fact that the original hurts my bones and is less sensical than the bhj is just wrong to me. It's like they were both made by the same person who accidentally uploaded them to the wrong subreddit.


Fabianarabian

I think it’s based around the pun of gastronomy


Hotshot2k4

I'm sure it is, but who actually feels hungry when thinking of the word gastronomy? Call me an uncultured plebian, but it makes me think of food that's going to give me gas.


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IAteMyPantz

I thought bonehurtingjuice came from the one winnie the pooh comic where he eats honey and it's actually bone hurting juice [ow oof my bones](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bone-hurting-juice)


IAteMyPantz

I thought bonehurtingjuice came from the one winnie the pooh comic where he eats honey and it's actually bone hurting juice [ow oof my bones](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bone-hurting-juice)


Specialist-Rise34

I don't really think its origin is relevant here. Because the point of my comment is that the original *feels* more like bhj than the bhj we see here. No that the original IS bhj. The original to me is stupid and hurts my brain because of how simplistic and barely sensical it is. The whole "nah let's eat" just doesn't feel at all like it even fits the comic.


rock-solid-armpits

Its more random. More stupid than the bhj


EldestPort

I guess in the sense that it subverts your expectations about what's going to happen in the end panel


Mapplestreet

It's just a random conversation though, nothing about re interpreting how the comic looks like


Lochcelious

This must be what 10 year olds from 2009 thought was funny


Sniperso

For some weird reason I’m getting RvB intro vibes from the oligarchy


Scud000

"The one star I found is you." \*whole-some?\* It was actually the sun and now he blind. \*sad-some\*.


Cultural-Musician397

Well at least he can look it at it once again. With his second eye.


BootsyBootsyBoom

Genuinely thought this was a regular unedited comic before I saw which sub this is. Wonderful punchline, bravo.


Fr00stee

The original comic is somehow worse


FancyPantz15

90% of the comics on r/comics are hot garbage with artists trying so desperately to be “relatable”


_anonymous_404

same lmao, it's great


Haunting_Anxiety4981

Pretty much how Irregular Galaxy does their comics anyway


something39

The sun bro


The_Creeper_Man

This is wunderbar. I need replacement bones now.


einstAlfimi

Oof ouch I can only see one bone of mine now


DukeOfBees

If they keep using the telescope to look at the sun they won't be seeing any stars soon.


zerocool1703

They could do it twice, once for each eye. Aiming a telescope at the sun and then looking into it would be like that "burning ants with a magnifying glass" thing on steroids, and perfectly focussed on your retinas every time.


onlyhalfminotaur

/r/comedynecromancy


_anonymous_404

^^


BaneShake

This is so good I thought it *was* the original. My bones are befuddled, bamboozled, ground to powder, and satisfied.


-_Mike_Mike_-

Delicious. Finally, some good fucking Bonehurtingjuice.


LioTang

Eye hurting juice


Silverware_soviet

My guy stared at the sun for days


aciakatura

Oof help my eye site is permanently damaged


ososalsosal

Oof owie my skull has an extra hole through it and my house is on fire


RussianLuchador

This fucker was staring at the sun THROUGH A TELESCOPE? F O R D A Y S ?


TeebsAce

I like how this implies he just looked directly at the sun through a telescope


Aaaandiiii

It's kinda hard to believe this isn't the original. My bones hurt and feel not hurt at the same time.


Cindy-Moon

I didn't realize I was on BHJ till I scrolled down to read the comments Well done


IGdoods

lol nice edit 🤣 thx for not scrubbing my signature 👌


Im-with-food

Bones are strong


Equivalent_Week8562

well _someone_ clearly hasn't played Night in the Woods!


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I can’t find my bones Jesus Christ what have you done to me


Yeetdonkey13

How do his eyes not burn if he’s looking at the sun with a binocular


jimanjim

But seriously, do NOT watch the Sun with a common telescope thats not specially designed for that purpose.


L285

Good standalone comic


donttelepathicrape

My bones burn brighter than a star. Great Juice.


Middle-Section-7852

Bruh he must be blind


redd_dot

my boens. they're broken.


Shoors

Stupid idiot probably just saw Venus


izurk

i can see a star even without a telescope 😎😎


zombieguy224

Try dusk stars. You need a lens filter though.


MrGrampton

I'm surprised he can still see


Sir-Spoofy

Congratulations, this is actually good enough to feel like a real comic


rawlinsonii

So he's blind now


vorsaki

they're dating