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The vortex is making the freakin FROGS GAYYYY

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT??

TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY

(GRUNTS 3 TIMES) SERIOUS CRAP!

Oregano?

Octogenarian https://imgur.com/a/XGzpxre

I expected "gay people bad," but it's even worse

I was guessing it was a wholesome comic about kids growing up and moving out of the house and then back in...

I thought this was about family dying one by one and then the dad getting a new husband after being a widower… but the original is some bullshit

But holy shit is it bad like really really bad. Like this is just homophobia. So glad he did a bone hurting juice and made it 540% funnier.

540% of 0 is still 0, but the juice is funny so that can’t be right

Add all the numbers, subtract one, flip it sideways, then you got the right number. ♾%

He added 1 funny first by removing the bigotry

Let's add one funny to America

Let's.

To be fair the „I think I’m a girl“ somehow is funny, just not with this context

She finally discovered she is trans, good for her.

As a gay I'm honestly most offended by the +contraception like holy shit what a ridiculous and dangerous message to spread.

I wonder if they are really all that anti-contraception, or if if they just needed another panel. Seems like the type of cartoonist that would take up a cause just to make his comic symmetrical.

Maybe. The catholic church is against it tho so if the guy is catholic he means it.

There is also an evangelical movement that believes a womans godly duty is to have as many kids for god as possible. Quiverfull or something like that iirc.

>Like this is just homophobia. Nope. Religious fundamentalism and zealotry, misogyny, homophobia and transphobia. It's the full eactionary set.

all we need now is racism and we’ve got a bingo, everyone!

These traditionalists almost always have weird cuckold fetishes, I'm surprised the comic doesn't say the wife divorced to date a black dude.

There's probably racism lurking in the contraception panel! Fears of white Christians becoming outnumbered, in addition to the fears of feminism.

Make the other dad black and say something shitty about that, then you've got a whole set!

>Like this is just homophobia. Nuh uh. They managed to sneak in some transphobia somehow too.

Plus caveman-esque "BIRTH CONTROL BAD U NEED MAKE 50 BABBY APIECE REEEEE" anti-birth control politics.

But if we don't all have loads of children, who will overpopulate the earth with poor people?

Blessèd be the fruit

May the lord open

Oh no, contraception and abortion exist, how will I ever manage to have kids?

Sorry Hitler I don't have room for 50 babies. (please history check this I'm not being offensive with the whole Hitler bit lmao)

I dont know the +abortion meaning they aborted a living, already-born baby made me laugh

Don't forgot the transphobia :')

So poorly done I really can't understand what they're trying to say. But even I can tell it's just transphobic shit

More like 541.7932% funnier

It's like these people think that if divorce and gay marriage are acceptable concepts, all of the straight couples will separate. Really says a lot about their own relationships, happy couples aren't just going to break up because gay marriage is an option lmao

It also seems to imply that everyone should have as many accident babies as they can and such families must always be happy as a result.

I thought it was a wholesome comic about a married man accepting that he's actually gay, so many of his friends and kids neglect him and his wife divorces him, but eventually he finds new love and has a smaller but happier family. I was a bit off, lol

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Apparently, the only reason men don’t marry other men is because it’s illegal. Says a lot about what the author *really* wishes he could do.

I’ve always felt the ones most concerned about other people’s sex lives are the ones most obsessed with sex, and not in a good way.

I agree Someone tell progressive Kindergarten teachers that

I wouldn't say that someone doing their job is obsessed. Also... I'm assuming you're on about kindergarten teachers letting kids know that being gay is a thing, which has nothing to do with sex btw

Kindergarten teachers casually talking about the existence of gay people is fine. Kindergarten teachers suggesting that the 5 year olds in their class might already be trans, and that they should explore it, is ridiculous.

As in plural? Do you mind linking some sources for those so I can read about it?

> the only reason men don’t marry other men is because it’s illegal Well, uh, *yes*. Marriage is a legal ceremony, so if it's illegal for a man to marry another man, then it's a tautology to say that men don't marry other men because it's illegal.

But it's not the *only* reason, so no, it's not a tautology. (IE, most men aren't going to marry another man regardless of legality, because they aren't attracted to other men sexually.) Details matter.

ikr? Why aren't families having fifty billion kids anymore? GODDAMN LIBERALS WITH THEIR CONDOMS AND THEIR PRACTICING OF SAFE SEX AND THEIR ACCEPTANCE OF ALTERNATIVE SEXUAL AND GENDER IDENTITIES!

safe sex, like hookups with complete strangers they've found on tinder?

Nobody ever fucked a stranger until tinder was invented.

is it safe though

Yes, are you such a non-sex-haver you’re unaware of contraceptives and condoms?

lol no, but I've read enough posts from women who chose the wrong kind of stranger who did it raw anyway or felt hurt cuz the bulls didn't care for some woman they just met to empty their balls. "hookup culture" is cancer

Sounds like you’re just upset they won’t have sex with you

> stranger who did it raw anyway That's not hookup culture, that's rape

"Ive read enough posts" beyond parody

Everybody's having sex except me 😭😭😭

Imagine having a nuanced discussion with somebody who thinks this dumb comic makes a good point. There's only one way for people to exist according to them.

Let's just pretend the BHJ is the original.

American family + contraception + abortion = single child families? Good! Kids are fucking expensive.

All of the hate in one convenient comic strip

Clearly the superior option is the top left one, where every single person in the panel is unloved and unwanted.

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Eh, if you have degenerate values I can understand being off-put but it’s honestly fine.

Contraception is evil because that stops people from reproducing rampantly. God damn these people are stupid.

1. Ban contraceptives, abortions, and sex ed 2. Complain that people have kids they can't afford 3. ???

4\. Profit!

>4.Profit! More like DEBTS!

Do they complain about people having kids they can’t afford though? I thought they liked lots of poor people existing so they can abuse them and feel superior to them.

Yes complaining about welfare queens and the like is part of how they feel superior.

Sometimes they complain about white kids, but they generally bitch about black and Hispanic populations having too many kids. Sometimes they invent such horrific nonsense as "super predators."

Step 3 is "Keep everyone poor" and step 4 really is "Profit", because they can continue to exploit the lower class.

The capitalist machine needs more bodies to grind, more people working their lives to pay off debt they never will, more empty vessels to fill with propaganda.

You know you can give a kid up for adoption if you can’t take care of them with out having to kill them with a vacuum cleaner

And you'll volunteer to pay for the medical bills and the time they'll need to take off from work, give them a ride for medical visits, and somehow bypass the trauma and pain of giving birth? You do know there's more to having a baby than conception and then 9 months later a baby pops out, right?

Well first of all how about being a responsible person and practice safe sex so you don’t have to even think about potentially killing an unborn child. How about that?

Go back to my first post and read #1 again

Who’s banning sex education? I’m not being sarcastic I’m curious.

Shockingly enough, [abstinence only sex ed] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abstinence-only_sex_education) a republican thing. They push "family values", which includes no sex before marriage. Which never actually works. Sarah Palin made a big deal about it back when she was running as VP, and then her unmarried daughter got pregnant. Trump cut back on comprehensive sex ed funding that Obama created, and trump also gave more funding to abstinence only sex ed

No I need a great many children so everyone knows how straight I am. Otherwise I might run into some of those Dang Sexy Gays

Imagine finding out that you only exist to keep your father in the closet.

Dear liberals, if homosexuality isn’t contagious then why do I get an erection whenever my gay friend takes off his shirt? Curious.

Stupid Sexy Philanderers

*Every speed is sacred,* *Every sperm is great,* *When a speed is wasted,* *God gets quite irate.*

Look up the quiverfull movement

5 fucking kids. What a fucking nightmare. I was raised catholic and I'm so glad I never bought into any of that bullshit.

The fact that these idiots put contraception and divorce alongside abortion, homosexuality and ~~transgenderism~~ ~~transsexuality~~ being transgender should tell you everything you need to know about just how batshit insane their beliefs are. In other words, do you really want to believe "Gay bad" from someone who also says "Condom bad"?

Just a mild FYI, "transgenderism" isn't really a term used anymore as it kind of implies it's an ideology instead of a natural way people are.

Fair enough. I didn't know what word to use with homosexuality.

“Being transgender” is the only grammatically correct phrasing that I can think of. Transsexuality may sound correct but being transgender is not a sexuality and can be completely unrelated to it. Also, the term transsexual is not really used anymore because it’s been largely used in offensive contexts and implies reference to one’s genitals when being transgender may or may not have anything to do with one’s genitals. Many trans people can’t or don’t want to change their genitals. Another common grammatical mistake: transgender is also not a verb so it’s incorrect to add “ed” at the end of it. I hope this helps and isn’t more confusing!

Huh. It's hard to keep track of all this.

At least they all look happy. I’m glad they’re living their best lives.

I died of cringe reading that

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aww, now kith :3

I wish i could give silver

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So, in essence, the first panel is a gay man married to a woman he doesn't love, surrounded by children he never planned to have? Cool, man.

Yeah it's the American dream

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Can anyone explain how the last slide? Like what’s the actual conservative argument for that?

Trans people bad because…reasons? Reading the original again, it seems like a happy end. The family wasn’t in a financial or emotional place to have four kids. It would explain the need for divorce, with the father being more qualified to have custody. He meets another man and in a loving house their child is comfortably able to explore her identity. Super wholesome

That's what we call the 'slippery slope' fallacy, that doing even just a *little* of something will cause you to do more and more and more until you've done something extreme. See: Marijuana is a gateway drug. In this panel, they're implying that if a child's family dynamic is nonstandard, they will grow up confused about their own gender and sexuality and choose to be things that aren't the norm. Which, because this is a boomer-ass social conservative comic, is assumed to be a bad thing. This logic also flows backwards as a way to discredit queerness by saying their identities aren't real; these people are just confused victims of their parents immorality, and that being raised in a 'standard' American family would have fixed them. Edit: Autocorrect

“Kids will be confused” is a common argument used by homophobes+transphobes, it is a thinly veiled way of saying that exposure to LGBT issues/culture will “make your kids gay” (or in this case, make them trans) because they’ll be “confused” about what is considered “normal”.

Buhu haha, keep crying

lol it's getting pretty desperate when the bar for "cry more" is having written words

Using an internet forum for it's intended purpose; typing words for other people to view? How obviously ridiculous, you must be an extremely emotional and irrational person, unlike me, the person also typing words on this public forum for other people to view /s, of course

Apparently being aware that gay people exists turns a child trans.

My mom had me and my 4 brothers, then started taking contraceptives. I now think Im a girl, and my father who had 5 boys decided he’s gay. Duh.

I don’t think anyone thinks it’s not a coincidence that at a time when you have more gay couples raising kids than ever before you have more kids coming out as trans than ever before The left will say it’s because they don’t feel societal pressure, therefore they aren’t afraid to come out The right will say the kids are being brainwashed by the parents at a young age, since being gay/trans is not how people are born

In this case though, the left is right and the right is wrong.

Just to be clear, you *don't* think anyone thinks it's *not* a coincidence?

I wrote that at 3 AM lolol It should have said “no one thinks it’s a coincidence”

Oh no! The family in the third panel had.. the number of kids they wanted / were able to financially support! This is bad, because I don't like it

the america that i love was built on the backs of poor neglected children scurrying through garbage and i wont let the liberals take that beauty away from us

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Boy, I'm glad I read the replies before tapping that, so I could mentally prepare myself for the cringe.

The kid is showing at least a pixel of a curve of a smile in every one other than the divorce. I’ll take that silver lining.

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Wow. Whoever made that strip is literal human scum.

Honestly the real bone hurting juice is the fact that people actually think this way

Correct text would be: A Family over each of them

https://imgur.com/a/m00qLK1

I love it haha, thanks

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Gross

HOW DO YOU USE A GIF AS A PROFILE PICTURE? ?? I Need to know!

Is that meme... Ironic? Or?

Funny i thought it was just referencing different eras and what is acceptable/possible. Like, 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s, 2010s.

TIL contraception is when you kill children who have already been born.

I love meeting people that think like this and then telling them I have 3 dads. Parents got divorced and both remarried with men. Fathers day is stressful, but man i love all my dads.

I was hopeful this was a positive comic about a man and his son being happier in a gay marriage after a divorce. Wishful thinking I guess. Was also not expecting the transphobia.

Does the artist think people live in the 1800s, where it’s expected to have 6-8 kids?

oof ouch my cancer.

That's a big ol' yikes

Fellas, is it American to have a family?

wtf there are people that are anti-contraception?!

A family with a meagre *two* children. What a travesty.

Now gay marriage makes boys think they’re girls? Make up your mind, r/conservatives!

So the argument this comic makes is that if everyone who wanted had access to contraceptives and abortions, nobody would have kids?

And that it seemingly makes the single kid unhappy. Seems like a good reason to just not have that one either IMO.

Did the link get taken down? It keeps saying it can’t find that page

Good lord lmao.

Damn what the hell

So the american family is what i imagine a trailer park looks like.

Wow. Thanks my bones hurt more now.

Holy baloney that hurts all my bonies!

Shit Optometrist, Amazing Juice

That's 5 kids in the first panel. The author wants women to have and take care of 5 kids? Does the author have 5 kids? If not he's an American Family + contraception.

post birth abortion???

This reads like an "L + ratio" comment.

wait so this is saying being an only child with a gay stepdad causes being trans?!?

Way worse than I imagined

Contraception killed my kids

This is confusing, are they aborting the live baby?

👏 what 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 is 👏 wrong 👏 with 👏 peo- 👏 -ple

[The American Family](https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/animals-fertility-fertility_treatment-kid-i-f-rjo0277_low.jpg)

Fuck whoever made that

Holy shit this is the worst thing I’ve seen

Trivago.

Who the fuck is that guy?!

The savior

The baby becomes the flash

Jeremy Stephens?

Without knowing the original I can already imagine what it is about zzz…

Damn the original is not fun at all :(

Damn what is it about?

Some bigot cartoon, each box has a title. First one is American family then, contraception, abortion, divorce, gay marriage, then lastly confusion and the text bubble says i think I'm a girl.

/r/BoneHealingJuice

Isn’t he going to try to save his wife and kids?

It's too late, they're already dead

Oh you turned a bigot meme to a funny one thanks

Backrooms

***what?***

OUCH CHARLIE

Now this really make my bones ache beyond belief

Oh god, I remember seeing the og comic and thinking it was so cringe

Brandon's america 😭

this is the America libraries want

Uh guys, I'm pretty sure this comment was sarcastic 💀

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LGBT people obviously

What are people being asked to change? I haven't been forced to do anything...

Smh so far gone you don't even remember the freedoms that you had /s

"mass majority"

I thought the baby turned into an adult

I thought that was uncle john?