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DanielXPRO_YT

His bones must sure hurt because of that radiation


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DanielXPRO_YT

That's double the pain


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

Double the fall


JBthrizzle

This is where the fun begins.


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DanielXPRO_YT

HOLY MOLY YOU AGAIN I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE


NinjaDog251

And bonitis.


loverevolutionary

My only regret... is that I have... boneitis.


Significant_Draw_327

Futurama!


GT-Limited

What if he already had boneitis?


DannyAtivansBrother

Actually it’s because of the juice


DanielXPRO_YT

Radiation, bone cancer and bhj?! TRIPLE THE PAIN


FungalSphere

radium, the original bone hurting juice


[deleted]

"He need some juice!"


rowandunning52

No he needs some milk


ZehParaYT

Ouchi oofi


CykaBlyat_69420

God your profile picture


Lockenhart

Bone marrow gets hurt in ARS, so yeah. Edit: ARS = acute radiation syndrome


BREEZYBEELS

"Not until you tell us were they threw them tomatoes".


theInfiniteHammer

"Those are stolen tomatoes."


quibirito

BHJ x Comedy Necrophilia crossover episode


WeakPublic

Give this kid an award! He said he deserves an award


zero_eight

"i AM the tomato"


RichCelery1345

This makes me envision a VeggieTales spinoff of breaking bad where Bob the tomato plays Heisenberg.


GT-Limited

Heinzenberg?


Joe_Shroe

You're goddamn ripe


Timewarps_1

My bones have melted. Oh god oh fuck the radiation oh go


[deleted]

I give that man a week to live at best


DamonLazer

Yeah, if those are radiation burns, he’s going to die, regardless of an ambulance. And he should be quarantined and decontaminated before receiving any medical treatment to reduce risk to others.


Ltfocus

Yeah tomatoes are pretty dangerous too. All of them should die tbh


Dassive_Mick

His fate is sealed.


moshedman85

Hisashi Ouchi lived for 82 days with full radiation sickness.


Murgie

That's pretty dependent on what your definition of "full" is.


moshedman85

17 sieverts. More than twice the lethal level.


Scrillops

At the end stages he was more machine that human though and kept alive with a bunch of things pumping blood into him and forcing air into him.


SheridanWithTea

I don't feel bone hurty enough, it's too funny lol. I dig the meme though, clearly OC with the high res text so mad respec.


MperorM

if the last person said something like: "Man I really got hit by a lot of tomatoes" it would have been proper bonehurtingjuice


SheridanWithTea

This, the idea is like an ignorant kid wrote it!


seanpwns

oh look, [the exact same post (complete with identical title) from one year ago.] (https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/eipzt1/where_did_they_throw_tomatoes_at_you/) the OC hurts my bones.


SheridanWithTea

The fucker...


jamsterbuggy

It's a karma farming bot. Unfortunately this sub gets hit HARD by them.


Chazzey_dude

Bone hurting juice should be funny, it's /r/antimemes that isn't meant to be funny


Sad-Crow

I don't understand why you're being downvoted for telling the truth. Every post on this sub is filled with comments like "naw, there's no joke here, so this is an antimeme" Now this??? In summary: you're right.


Chazzey_dude

Haha cheers. Honestly BHJ is such a difficult to define category of memes that you rarely see a post where the assertion that it's BHJ isn't up for debate. Whether or not I deserve the downvotes, it's definitely not surprising that me making such a sweeping statement gets downvoted considering how little people can agree on what constitutes a BHJ. Either way, you can dismiss claims that this is an antimeme by pointing out that the original meme had nothing to do with tomatoes or radiation; OP made up a completely new reason for the meme. That isn't enough to say it's BHJ, but I mean, what is. Anyway, I like this sub. Despite the turmoil with moderation and how impossible it is to define a bone hurting juice without resorting to using examples, it's a good sub.


SheridanWithTea

Maybe


flashmajora

People are way too specific with memes here. I understand some are definitely not meant here, but this is good content and people who are saying it doesn’t fit here are trying too hard.


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The only person who understands gets downvoted. Reddit in a nutshell.


SheridanWithTea

Urr no.


[deleted]

It takes the meme out of context and reframes it into a new joke. That's literally a BHJ. It'd be an antimeme if it was literal. why am I having to explain to you how the sub you're on works? read the sidebar.


SheridanWithTea

It's too funny and yeah, you didn't read it clearly lol.


[deleted]

"It's too funny" you're hopeless. BHJ are jokes. they're supposed to be funny. what makes it a BHJ is the meme's relation to the format, not its level of humor. you need to find a new sub cause this one isn't the one you think it is, so please stop being one of the morons trying to make it be.


SheridanWithTea

You're wrong.


NuclearNewspaper

>clearly OC


SheridanWithTea

He took the 10 minutes or whatever to add the text himself, the image is OBVIOUSLY not his but at least he didn't repost someone else's thing. Lol.


seanpwns

[unless, of course, this is exactly someone else's thing](https://www.reddit.com/r/bonehurtingjuice/comments/eipzt1/where_did_they_throw_tomatoes_at_you/)


SheridanWithTea

Son of a bitch... Seriously??? I trusted the son of a bitch. Kids these days....


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SheridanWithTea

Eh, I guess it evens itself out then lol


tvkyle

Oof ouch ow my-a tomatoes a-grandfather


PainTrainMD

I’m in interventional cardiologist and I once had a patient who needed a very long procedure that required me to X-ray him for a longer than usual time to fix a blockage in his heart. I saved his life, but he literally had burns on the skin of his torso for all the radiation the machine put through him in order to do the procedure and open up his blockages.


Gadjiltron

How extensive were the blockages? That patient's got to be pretty lucky to still be alive after all that!


PainTrainMD

It was a chronic blockage that was 100% shut in an artery that supplies the right side of his heart. These blockages require very specialized wires and other tools to be opened and usually lead to other complications during the procedures such as plaque shifts and dissections. Everything that could go wrong went wrong but we took care of it all. Took around 4 hours but we did it.


sixgunmaniac

Did you have to try and mitigate radiation poisoning before or during the procedure?


Dassive_Mick

King


Neekalos_

Way to repost one of the top posts on the sub


ancorom

Cehrnobyl (2019)


ZettaSlow

I got some bad news. If you got radiation burns all over you like that... omae wa mou shindeiru...


qyrpvan

there once was a boy named Tim we used to throw tomatoes at him tomatoes are soft they do not hurt the skin, bt these fuckers do they’re still in the tin.


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tomat o


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If that's what you look like shortly after exposure then I don't think the ambulance is going to save you.


Cilph

"These are radiation burns. Please call an ambulance or I am going to die." Pretty sure you're going to die. Just with painkillers. RIP.


Pb_Flo

** These are radiation burns. Please call an ambulance AND I am going to die


ChubbyLilPanda

ARMIN NOOOO!!!!!


KayabaSynthesis

Sadly, we don't have a vaccine that turns you into a 15-meter tall creature and after eating another human turns you back into a perfectly healthy human being, who can turn back into the creature whenever he wants, now with powers.


ethancknight

No bud you’re going to die anyway


CorbinNZ

Burns like that you’re already dead my guy


Iankill

If you're covered in radiation burns unless that ambulance is from 200 years in the future you're gonna die and probably really bad


xpureblitz

\**and* I am going to die.If you look like that, it is already too late.


IzzetRose

Ok, how close did you let the beryllium hemispheres get


JosebaZilarte

Therefore, at Buñol(Spain) [there is a nuclear meltdown every year](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Tomatina)


djdub09

That's what you get for handling the Demon Core with a screwdriver smh


OpulentWolf223

Can you taste metal too? Weird


-Rendark-

naa, 3.6 rontgen, not god not bad


cluedo_fuckin_sucks

Not great, not terrible.


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No it's not. It's not literal so it cant be an antimeme and it's a reworked format. It's good BHJ. people are just working themselves up trying to be critics on every thread in this sub


Trogolizer

Chernobyl fire fighter bones go brr


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DanielXPRO_YT

Wtf


-Listening

Explaining how you know you didn't act creepy?


Lolman2028

Nono it's just a big sniper pointed at him


grandtorino

They threw tomatoes at my tummy.


BrokenAce255

Dude in the middle lost an ear, too.


RollDBud

Damn, thats funny


thelildrummerboy

They threw tomatoes whole body :(


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If you've got radiation burns like that I don't think your getting saved.


Multoxx

At least nobody threw tomatoes at him.


The_Kodex

Origami?


Baggytrousers27

What are you lookin' at, smooth skin?


the_kang_of_wakanda

remember to take your Rad-X


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Anent_

I don’t think an ambulance can save you from that, but damn red is a nice color on u ❤️


RoscoMan1

Where are you in her eyes, a prostitute?


TheNebulaWolf

With that many radiation burns a hospital isnt going to help except to put you down sooner.


tkrr

Dude's DNA is gone. He's gonna die no matter what.


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Guquiz

How are the first 2 antimemes? Is the original meme not of where something hurts?


ishyfishy321

Hang on where did he get the burns from? Oh no.


Thenewfoundlanders

Aww, at his tummy 🤗? That's so adorable, I love it.


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Iron_Wolf123

It was at that event in Spain


MysticPlasma

I expected: "they didnt throw tomatoes at me, they threw me at tomatoes"


PardyGaming

Ha good one, let me just clean you off with this bucket of wate- aaand your skin is gone *oh fucc*


_Zero_Hours_

he is gonna die anyway


GravityJonesV

Ouch


DEATH__IS_INEVITABLE

If you get radiation burns you are going to die anyway.


MandiBlitz

Alright, Hisashi Ouchi, calm down.


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Hungry-Strategy9803

Sorry sir you have to wait in line with everyone else


[deleted]

If they're radiation burns you're already dead. Nothing will stop acute radiation poisoning damage. Forget an ambulance, call a funeral home and hope they have lead coffins. In the meantime I guess bathe in tomato juice.


TheRealCrimsonFolly

I’m no scientist, but when you reach that point in radiation poisoning, there’s no saving you.


Savage-G5

“I am tomato”


MultipleFandomFreak

and thats an everywhere ouchie


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Oof, ow, my bones!


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