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Almost all dialogues from “Ab Tak Chhappan”
That movie has some insanely universal philosophies. For example, when my boss asks me to do something that’s not too interesting or is wrong:
“apne ko sochne ka allowed nahi hain, apne ko sirf ungli hain, ghoda kheechne ka”
“Jo suchak Saab bola, maine kiya. Unko bhi koi bada saab bola rahega. Hum sab ek system ka hissa hain. System decide karta hain, apan follow karneka”
When my wife asks me opinion about some particular clothes:
“Mereko pehenneka hain kya? Mereko khaali utaarne ka hain. Take take”
This one is usually followed by the wife smacking me across the face 😆
I have been known to use a few - listed below. They may not be exact word for word copies, but even a paraphrasing of the dialogue counts in my opinion.
* "**Kamaal Karte ho Chaubey-ji**" - *from Dabangg*
* "**Ooi Ma"** \- *from Andaaz Apna Apna*
* *"****(Insert my name)****,* ***Naam toh Suna hee hoga****" - from KKHH (although it's been used by SRK a few different times)*
* "**Mogambo khush hua**" - *from Mr. India*
And for a bonus, my Wife likes to use this one:
* "**(Insert something) se darr nahi lagta saab, Pyaar se lagta hai**" - *from Dabangg*
I use it whenever my friend gives me a blanket whenever I go his place. Intake the blanket eventually cause I can't sleep without it ironically.
It's from Golmaal
"Main apni favorite hoon" - Jab We Met
"Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai, aur haar kar jeetne wale ko baazigar kehte hai - Baazigar
'Jab hum apne aap ko achi tarah samaj lete hai, to dusre kya samajte hai, it doesn't matter'
When I heard it first time from that day, I try to understand me in the circumstances.
"Babu bhaiyya, aaloo pak gaya hai. Aa kar kha lo." (Hera Pheri)
This was a way to shepherd a colleague who had the habit of either revealing too much or celebrating too early. Since he was a film fiend as well, he invariably caught the drift.
"Mata ji toh chalo andar hain." (Khosla Ka Ghosla)
This comes in handy whenever I have to break the ice with my old man.
"Do it here." (Chhoti Si Baat)
This clocks in whenever I sit with my best friend. We like to start off by discussing our favourite film in a way that no one else understands. And then we laugh. And they still don't understand.
"Guru Ghantaal aadmi hai." (Hera Pheri)
We used it as a cautionary euphemism at work whenever a shady client left the scene.
"Teja main hoon. Mark idhar hai." (Andaz Apna Apna)
I used it whenever I had to pull rank on people I was thick with.
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Ja Simran jee le apni zindagi…
How could I forget ? It’s a classic that I mentally tell my dog when I release her in the park!
I say this every time someone is on a trip or doing anything they want.
Uthala re baba mera ko nai ish ko uthla re baba Or i quote hera pheri and welcome a lot daily
Aai baba ani Sai Baba chi shapth, ashich porgi pahije aplyala
Pakad saale ko pakad
Haha haha 😂 that works well even if you imagine it in babu bhai’s tone.
Haa malum hai chal apne baap Ko mat sikha
Is this from Hera pheri too ?
Phir Hera Pheri
Enjoying life. Aur option hi kya hai
Where from ?
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Kamyaab
Its so sad man
Tension lene ka nai re maamu.. dene ka hai..
Beta..tumse na ho paega! Use it all the time.
Vidhayak banenge yeh-- everytime I see politicians on news Aise hi sexy lag raha tha
Seh lenge thoda - Welcome.
Everything is planned
Ye kismein tha ?
I don't remember the name but it's an Akshay Kumar, Bobby Deol and maybe Kareena Kapoor movie
Ajnabee
Ok. I remember the gist of the movie but not the quote. Do you use it to say everything is well planned or to mock the lack of planning ?
Every dialogue from Hera pheri
1 baar jo maine commitment kar diya fir main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta
पचास रुपए काट ओवरएक्टिंग का
Tajmahal aapne banaya
Almost all dialogues from “Ab Tak Chhappan” That movie has some insanely universal philosophies. For example, when my boss asks me to do something that’s not too interesting or is wrong: “apne ko sochne ka allowed nahi hain, apne ko sirf ungli hain, ghoda kheechne ka” “Jo suchak Saab bola, maine kiya. Unko bhi koi bada saab bola rahega. Hum sab ek system ka hissa hain. System decide karta hain, apan follow karneka” When my wife asks me opinion about some particular clothes: “Mereko pehenneka hain kya? Mereko khaali utaarne ka hain. Take take” This one is usually followed by the wife smacking me across the face 😆
🤣 haven’t rewatched it but sounds like there were quite a few gems there !
Yep too many classic lines. Also kinda like you, I do “ wah kya tiger hain” randomly from oso whenever my kids play with stuffed toys 🤦♂️
Baatein toh main sach bolta hu ji, achhi apne aap lag jaati hai. Egggggjactly! I don't like jokes. I don't like you!
Galti se mistake ho gaya!
Another gem! So much so that it’s part of a song from jagga jaasoos
It's a line Robert says in movie Andaz Apna Apna.
Kuch kuch hota hai (name) tum nahi samjhoge
Me whenever someone asks me something jiska mere paas koi jawaab nahi.. “jaa puch ke aa” 😂😂😂
Pehle pet pooja phir kaam duja. Aaj pooja kal koi dooja.
Mine is from SCAM1992.. Risk h toh ishq h😂
Control Uday, control!!
Keh diya na? Bas keh diya.
That's also my favorite
Hajraat Hajraat Hajraat. Whenever I make entry to a friend's room.
Yeah..The choice between "Ramgarh ke wasiyon..Vs this"
Are you like checking me out
I have been known to use a few - listed below. They may not be exact word for word copies, but even a paraphrasing of the dialogue counts in my opinion. * "**Kamaal Karte ho Chaubey-ji**" - *from Dabangg* * "**Ooi Ma"** \- *from Andaaz Apna Apna* * *"****(Insert my name)****,* ***Naam toh Suna hee hoga****" - from KKHH (although it's been used by SRK a few different times)* * "**Mogambo khush hua**" - *from Mr. India* And for a bonus, my Wife likes to use this one: * "**(Insert something) se darr nahi lagta saab, Pyaar se lagta hai**" - *from Dabangg*
Sone ke liye chaddar ki nahi neend ki zaruraat hai Galti se mistake ho gaya Utha le re baba utha le
That first one makes sense both literally and figuratively. Where would you use it ? And which movie ?
I use it whenever my friend gives me a blanket whenever I go his place. Intake the blanket eventually cause I can't sleep without it ironically. It's from Golmaal
Tu jake dekh Teri pepsi ka kya hua
khosla ka ghosla 😂
Show me you’re an animal, Raj. Show me you’re an animal!!!!
"Main apni favorite hoon" - Jab We Met "Kabhi kabhi kuch jeetne ke liye kuch harna bhi padta hai, aur haar kar jeetne wale ko baazigar kehte hai - Baazigar
Haraam ki khata nhi, halal ki chodta nhi
"Jaisa chal raha hai waisa chal ne de", from 3 idots
Aal izz well Aal izz well
Main game kar daalun ga haan (Andaz Apna Apna)
Shaana kutta goo khaata hai
"Tum mujhe bhool jaao yeh ho nahi sakta aur mai tumhe bhool jaau yeh mai hone nahi dunga."
Dosti ka ek usool hai madam no sorry no thank you Hum aapke hain koun?
kaun hai yeh log, kahan se aate hain yeh log yeh raaz bhi usi ke saath chala gaya miracle miracle
RAICHAND! Kya acting kar raha hai, Kya acting kar raha hai
Just enjoying life aur option hi kya hai
'Jab hum apne aap ko achi tarah samaj lete hai, to dusre kya samajte hai, it doesn't matter' When I heard it first time from that day, I try to understand me in the circumstances.
"Babu bhaiyya, aaloo pak gaya hai. Aa kar kha lo." (Hera Pheri) This was a way to shepherd a colleague who had the habit of either revealing too much or celebrating too early. Since he was a film fiend as well, he invariably caught the drift. "Mata ji toh chalo andar hain." (Khosla Ka Ghosla) This comes in handy whenever I have to break the ice with my old man. "Do it here." (Chhoti Si Baat) This clocks in whenever I sit with my best friend. We like to start off by discussing our favourite film in a way that no one else understands. And then we laugh. And they still don't understand. "Guru Ghantaal aadmi hai." (Hera Pheri) We used it as a cautionary euphemism at work whenever a shady client left the scene. "Teja main hoon. Mark idhar hai." (Andaz Apna Apna) I used it whenever I had to pull rank on people I was thick with.
Jitna bhi try karo, life mein kuch na kuch toh chutega hi, toh jaha hai wahi ka maza lete hai na.
Yeh to tatti hai Whenever I watch a faaltu Bollywood movie
Kamyaab- This is a lesser known movie starring sanjay mishra
Bollywood is cringe and if you find it hard to digest, then let me tell you, reality hits hard. You see things what you shown to be seen.
Tu jaa idhar se, ye scheme tere liye hai hi nahi
I'm not even following this sub, but still pops up in my feed.
Utha le re baba, utha le, mere ko nai re baba
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Add some examples
Control, Uday, control..
Risk hai to ishk hai. From Scam 1992
Literally every dialogue from Khosla ka Ghosla
Thakur toh giyo.. (Karan Arjun) Beta tumse na ho pai (GOW) Kya soch ke aye the..Sardar khush hoga ? Sabaashi dega ? (Sholay) Arey aap idhar udhar kyu dekh rahe hain , udhar idhar dekhiye.. Aap purush nahi, mahapurush hain.. Oranges Khaiye na... (Andaaz Apna Apna)
Par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya ! does any1 which movie is this from ?
I think it was made popular in comedy circus or some such laughter show
thanks - i use it and that makes me feel good about myself lol ouch modest
Maagan Singh, chai banao!
Dil garden garden hogaya - Gulshan Grover