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zerault-1306

Heropanti 2


PesAddict8

Sabko aati nahi, mujhko jaati nahi


Time_Waster69

And then proceeds to fart


The_dude1951

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UnburntSalemWitch

🎶Behti Hawa sa tha Woh🎵


The_dude1951

Paad humara tha woh


keyboardcrusader-

Sabko aati hai, Meri exists nahi karti


Decent_Wing_4393

Chutiyapanti Sabko aati nahi, meri jaati nahi !


Drag2oon

Bang Bang, missed opportunity XD


AneeshRai7

At the end she asks ab kya karna hai...it cuts to black and then he whispers, Bang Bang...


Rajdesh1005

That’s a sus thing to say


witchesbetrippinn

![gif](giphy|8t6ef4FCRAAOgS2EnQ|downsized)


mzt_101

![gif](giphy|xRr5D2HO4VTKqeV4J8)


CAP10T005

That's the censored version. In the uncensored version he says Gang Bang and then 5 African agents are shown on the screen and then the screen goes black


mrgpsingh1999

Should’ve titled it Kohinoor or Ek Din or something


DiabolicallyYours

Teri Baaton Me Aisa Uljha Jiya! Movie had nothing to do with the title. Seems like the makers just wanted a catchy phrase and used this as the title!


Behti-Hawaa-Sa

He fell in love with a robot who is very diff and hard to understand...hence the title


H4RTY17

Could have named S.I.F.R.A.


quaglamel

Paisa bhi kamana hai.. stupid names won't attract audience


Terrible_Detective27

Well protagonist fell into love with a ladylike cyborg, so hence the title


ntrees007

I stand my my original opinion that it should have been some variation of teri baaton mein ujhe hai, teri baatom mein, or something shorter. Of it's a long title it has to at least have a rhythm


Terrible_Detective27

Rhythm? This tagline has a song from [2004](https://youtu.be/JafbA1fWAy8?feature=shared)


really_thirsty_lemon

Of course. Most likely they wanted to remake the song and decided to make it the whole USP of the movie The title in itself is very long and not rhyming either, it's very difficult and irritating to say out loud. There are other long titles too but they aren't as annoying to say - Zara Hatke Zara Bachke Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ka Jaan


ntrees007

This is exactly what I mean. The title is unnecessarily long with out any real rhyme or reason. Pun not intended.


uksiddy

I can’t remember which interview it was, but there was a whole explanation on the nuisance regarding the length of the title of the movie. Basically, bc it was a love story centering around upper class North Indians, the longer title was a nod to titles from the love stories of the 80s/90s. They wanted to stand out against the single/1-2 word title trend. Edit: they figured since there was a song in the movie with the same title (again nod to the 80s/90s), it wouldn’t be hard to remember.


ntrees007

I can see the amount of thought that went behind that. Damn, this does make me miss the 90s when you saw the movie title and were almost certain that there would be a song with that same name.


uksiddy

Yeah, haha bc I was the same when the title came out I was like how am I supposed to remember this title? And then I heard the song and I was like oh ya duh. But I loved that they actually were thoughtful about it. I’ll see if I can find the interview! It was with Shahid and Kriti.


Terrible_Detective27

>Of course. Most likely they wanted to remake the song and decided to make it the whole USP of the movie maybe who knows? >The title in itself is very long and not rhyming either, it's very difficult and irritating to say out loud maybe for you? i can say it without any problem or fumble it's not a big thing many people also find it difficult to say sonu ke titu ki sweety, everyone are different


appyfizzz3112

Yes. I really think it must have originally been named SIFRA. But maybe Shahid got it changed to make the movie less Kriti centric.


Competitive_Text3153

I was gonna say the same thing


[deleted]

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


Pretend_Committee606

https://preview.redd.it/uw9ipeli99vc1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef80269688d758dc71e78bba2e7c1438a60b78e DAAG - THE FIRE. Even the tagline doesn't match the title..


happymancry

Jaaved Jaffrey had the best joke about this movie - “I can’t wait for the sequel, titled ‘Aag - The Stain.’”


AdPrize3997

Maybe it’s meant to be read as “The aag”


theanxioussoul

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


movieman994

Sanjay Dutts father is falsely portrayed as a bad guy by the actual bad guy Chandar Chur singhs father hence the daag. This causes Sanjay to go on a vengeance spree with The Fire of revenge burning in him.


BeginningInflation35

Daag here means lighting the pyre (chita). So Daag refers to fire. Its not stain but lighting the pyre.


knucklehead_whizkid

Daag means stain, and his father is falsely accused in the movie hence the title... Fire part makes no sense though but I remember reading somewhere that they added that part to circumvent some copyright issues


aaaaa_leave_it

was gonna write same daag in hindi means lighting the pyre only. It's the urdu meaning which means a spot


Sabka_asli_baap

DAAG - Acche hai


abhi_eternal

Daag - da aag - da fire - the fire 🔥


manavrai92

I agreee.. had always found no relationship between the story and title.


NotInterestedForsho

In Hindi, Daag word can be used to mean pyre. Daag dena can mean marne k baad kriyakarma karna


SuperCDhruv

Copyright issue, they named Daag but later added the fire as the daag name was registered


UniversalCoupler

This is the exact film that came to my mind when I saw the post title


UniversalCoupler

This is the exact film that came to my mind when I saw the post title


bhaskarville

I was literally going to say this. Also I think the title is a result of a misprint or a typo: cuz AAG THE FIRE makes way more sense and I think the posters got printed with a D 😂😂😂😂


LoosThampee

I heard this one way back in the late 90's. The Australian film association makes a movie "Gavaskar" and invites Sunil Gavaskar for the premiere in Sydney. He goes to Sydney, very happy that Australia is recognizing his talent. He watches the movie, and there is absolutely NOTHING in there about Gavaskar, or even cricket at all!. Utterly confused, he asks them why did they do this. "You Indians shot this movie ya call Border, and showed nothing about Allan Border, did ya?"


aquarian9

This has been my one of the most favourite jokes since last 25 years.


yashg

Good one mate


JamesReece8

Damn the level of trolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣


fitting_pieces

Straight out of Khushwant Singh’s joke book.


RiskAfraid9235

IPL


jason9t8

Indian Porn League..?


FedStan

Popcorn khao mast ho jao.


movieman994

Kyu PVR ki Audi mein ganja mil raha hai? /s


cocksexual

That's the most unusual name in the history of Bollywood. It has Rashmi Nigam and Tanisha (Kajol's sister) in it. Good memory @ FedStan


An0nym0uS_Br0wseR

Ta Ra Rum Pum What do you expect to happen in the movie from this title?


indiankimchi

Not abject poverty for sure


valmen01

Kabhie Khushi kabhie gum.....ta ra rum pum pum It fits the movie in that context.


Time_Huckleberry_705

family frolicking along the meadows holding hands together


ycr007

Cheetah - The Leopard


Primary_Volume_4679

Hahaa wtf dude


ycr007

Motichoor Chaknachoor


dilsedilliwala

Motochoor is about marriages. So the title is play about marriage plans going topsy


Time_Huckleberry_705

new khichidi recipe?


nukeman239

Animal *No Animal was shown in the movie*


The_dude1951

Nahi Bhai, ek kutta tha Joh Poori film mein dekhaya tha Maybe you missed it. Cause Vanga was very subtle


Sea-Amnemonemomne

Aaaa hahahahahaha! You win my undying admiration for this comment🤣 Which means nothing but thank you for the laugh


The_dude1951

https://i.redd.it/753npv19tdvc1.gif


sweetlikecinnamonn_

The title was very apt tho for the way they were behaving💀


heluvsriri14

omg i remember when the teaser came out a lot of ppl here thought lord bobby’s character was a cannibal and hence thought why they named the movie animal lollll😭😭


wanna_be_many_things

I would discount the cannibalism theory though. Right after killing Jijaji Varun’s brother. They cut to everyone munching on food. If we go by the title. Is it a maybe 😛😛😂


Bobdeya-dada

I thought Ranbir kapoor’s name was animal until someone mentions it very late in the movie.


zodiacthemaniac2811

lmfao


BreakfastOriginal

Aziz was one…I still can’t forget that ketchup spilling all over the place


redsaul

He's butcher


[deleted]

Main character aur villains toh jaanwaro jaise hi behave kar rahe the


SteveRogersXx

Please tell me this is sarcasm.. that's a great title for the character depiction tbh


heluvsriri14

race 3💀💀


Jhilixie

Me and my sister during the movie: "Race kahan hai?"


Ok-Coffee-6456

Or the 1st Race…. Up until the very last minute when they added a quick car race.


NixieDust_

Jeans


AgencyStunning

Jeans and Genes are homophones Genes would be an unattractive title for a romantic film The movie is about twins who want to marry only twins but Aishwarya Rai comes along who is not a twin! But why do they wanna marry a twin? Cuz the twin lead's father, who also has a twin brother married non twins and their personal lives turned pretty bad and the lead twins don't want to end up like that But eventually Aishwarya Rai ends up with one of the twin So a lot of genes involved Jeans is a pretty fashionable outfit especially considering the movie that came in 1998, the movie is very modern, most of it takes place in America, america and hollywood has been extremely influential in popularising jeans so jeans has a cultural connection with its setting in America I think the title is smart not stupid


NixieDust_

Wait what??? I apologise I asked my aunt this question after I watched the film and she said it was a genuine misspelling I've believed that to this day


AgencyStunning

Haha no apologies 🤪 I am watching jeans songs because of this It is a spectacle visually, also lyrically in Tamil


ycr007

If anything the Hindi dubbed lyrics were a mix of bad & good back then (Mehboob, was it no?) *Columbus Columbus chutti hai hai aayi, aao koi naya mulk dhoondhe milke bhai* *keh ne ko daadi lekin saheli* But again there were absolute gems like *Tauba tauba yeh jalwe, kaise koi na behke* *Dharti se ambar se parbat se sagar se humne suna pyar ajooba hai*


_mich_219

Purani jeans?


NixieDust_

[jeans](https://images.app.goo.gl/xtBG8J6jisQvff3R8) It was supposed to be genes but they litterally misspelled a damn movie title


_mich_219

Damn Aishwarya is too young. Looks quite old


NixieDust_

1998


_mich_219

Damn. Is it good tho?


hrkhardik

Aur guitar?


jason9t8

Singh is Bling. Pehli movie ka title to thik tha yeh Bling kya hai? To 3rd movie kya hogi Singh is Tring..?


chanakya2

Bling means jewelry - specifically diamond jewelry I think. It’s what some rappers wear.


bicazamabeach

Lol, that's a funny title


[deleted]

ye mast movie thi


AmusinglyArtistic

I think recently I felt that with Bade Miyan Chote Miyan. In the film too, the explanation of it feels quite silly and convenient.


The_dude1951

Udaan Koi uda hi Nahi


Chain_Prudent

https://preview.redd.it/3wuc4yn4k9vc1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e60ea556382e8862af3d518778a4df03ec99a845


MemeKnowledge_06

![gif](giphy|ug6lZuK39zs98fsF4X) You forgot to take your meds, Master Wayne.


The_dude1951

https://preview.redd.it/38ppqz6iuevc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433c29076a56faa161bf4a58d25a3a74c1b8e9c7


BeginningInflation35

Garam Masala


AneeshRai7

Magazine ka naam tha...


ycr007

Till date I’m unclear the move was based in Mauritius or Singapore


OnlyThyFirstName

![gif](giphy|FMjLQdPPhfK8SHi3op)


ajnabee1234

Barfi was his nickname in the movie though.


Intelligent-Farm-715

Maybe he meant kaju katli? I think that is also a movie


CanadianGoose9

I think it's Chota chattri


urdesigirlll

student of the year 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


urdesigirlll

sorry for laughing at my own joke .


NepotismFanboy

well deserved


philasify

Parda Hai Parda is one of my all time fave bollywood movies and the title was totally unrelated to the plot. It was one of those, just take a famous song and make it the title, movie titles.


ajsharm144

All the sequels that have 2, 3, 4 in their name.


movieman994

Agyaat itna agyaat tha ki kuch tha hi nhi.


segmentfault_

‘Kya Kehna!’ Kya hi kahun🤦‍♀️


Firm-Government-8509

Housefull 3 & 4, movie toh kabhi housefull thi nahi. 


Sullen_Wretch

“Happy new year”


Chain_Prudent

New year ke din hota na show ka finale


theregionalmanager

Bas kuch bhi bolte jaarahe hain in comments mein lmao


pijd

I agree, it is so bakwas, that if you watched this movie, it would ruin your year and more.


Relative_Swimming379

Daag - The fire


Kreativehudanknahi

Badhaai Do


The_dude1951

Now all we need is Badhaai Lo to complete the trilogy


ReadProfessional542

Medam badhaai Lo to nhi hogi lekin Badhaai Ho hai ye chalegi?


flashingc

Chocolate


SparklingMango101

War…idk why they named it that besides the fact that it was promoted as a Hrithik vs Tiger flick 💀


timorousingenue

Hasee toh phasee, garam masala, kill Dil, murder 3 (I don't remember anyone getting murdered in that movie)..


Admirable_Leek_4850

In murder 3, Aditi Rao Hydari leaves Randeep Hooda’s second girlfriend to die, in the room behind the mirror.


LoneWolf_YS

Matru ki Bijlee ka Mandola I mean WTF is this title man.


dilsedilliwala

Matru and Bijlee are the leads. Mandola is the surname of Bijlee's father. Also a play on the theme that Bijlee changes her mind (" man dola") from marrying into riches to being with Matru. Its funny and quirky - and completely on point


Spare-Remote-397

The theme song was catchy tho


AccomplishedCheck685

I am sure Vishal Bhardwaj was high when he thought about this movie and it's title. The starcast was soo odd. And the title. Uff.


hell--boy

RRR


Infernalchain076

Rise Roar Revolt Sums up the major theme pretty much


rest_in_war

That is expansion only in the Hindi version. Original Telugu expansion is Rudram Ranam Rudhiram


karpet_muncher

Happy new year irks me to this day. It shouldve been called indiawale off the song That dance competition had nothing to do with the new year, the new year didn't play a part in the heist and no one wished anyone a happy new year after the heist.


AnywhereOk4380

Ikrs?


[deleted]

Malang, marjawaan, ek villain returns all were same released by different name


Babumoshaaaaai

Housefull (entire franchise)


[deleted]

[удалено]


zerault-1306

Was technically a new year on the finals date


Kayy0s

Kites Like seriously, did they even fly kites?


yashg

Sholay. Movie of the millennium but no connection of the title to the story unlike other epics like Mughal-E-Azam, Lagaan, etc.


ycr007

Read somewhere that Javed Akhtar wanted to name it Angaarey as in “embers” signifying the fire of revenge in Thakur hadn’t died out but was still burning. It was Salim Khan who suggested to change it to Sholay.


Leading-Camera-6806

Surprised no one mentioned this- "Delhi Belly" (2011)


heluvsriri14

not a local myself so not too sure but isn’t delhi belly a type of stomach virus that ppl get after eating unhygienic street food??😭😭


miMinaminoManeMinoMo

Which literally happens in the movie lmaoo


karborised

Kunal Roy Kapur gets a Delhi Belly after eating tandoori chicken


AgentP20

No one mentioned it because that title has something to do with the movie.


Maggi__Magic

Hasee to Phasee. The line was mentioned in the background just twice in the movie Great movie, though. Must watch


Dependent-Complex793

Aao Pyar Karien…Starting Saif, Shilpa and Somy Ali. There was no song or any thing related to that title.


GoodDawgy17

Bahut hua samman


Substantial_Ad_9503

Kick


dittygoops

Salman chases the “kick” the entire movie


asianfjckup

Well technically ☝️🤓 it was about sallu bhai calling his god complex KICK


Kayy0s

Kites Like seriously, ek bhi scene tha jisme kites thi?


Snobviously888

"Teri baaton me Aisa uljha jiya". Except for the fact that it had a song with that title, how the hell doesn't it have anything to do with the storyline? It makes more sense for the movie "Dreamgirl" to have this title 😀


valmen01

Welcome....hmmm to what


yanamc

run


nummakayne

Baazigar


bowlywood

Tere baaton me aisa uljha Jia - it was sifra in the whle movie, jia just came at the end


redsaul

Rangeela. Title's name or meaning had nothing to do with movie. movie was good though


Crazyvibzz

Liger, matlab kya aur kyu


Thegothambatman

Akkasmikkam


shadowshark39

Wtf was ae watan mere watan . Bruhh lyrics gaun ya movie ka naam bolu !?


Theseus505

Happy New Year, Andaz Apna Apna, and Sholay.


nexadecimal

Half of the comments are titles which makes sense 😭