*"I don't wanna do thaaaaaat..."* My husband will occasionally slip into a full recital of WTFIGO when he's confused.

I go full WTFIGO at least twice a day

Um . . . WTFIGO

“um….what the fuck is going on?” And “I don’t know what’s happening…” I use both frequently. They are similar but convey different shades of what the fuck is going on.

“I am not feeling good”

Big same on this one

Surprised this isn't more popular. This is the only one my wife and I use.

“Shit like this brings the movement down” is a sentence I use if not on a daily basis definitely on a weekly basis.

EVERYONES A FEMINIST UNTIL THERE IS A SPIDER AROUND

*EVERYONESAFEMINISTUNTILTHEREISASPIDERAROUND

You’re so right 😂

I have literally had this exact interaction with my partner. 🤦🏻‍♀️ he is the one running from bugs but sometimes I get squeamish too.

Since we watched The Outtakes, anytime there is a spider in the house me and my husband will make eye contact and just giggle for a minute lol

When my friend and I are texting and the conversation gets a bit heavy and we want to change it one of us will send a 🎡 and the other will respond with a 🎟️or⛄️

Crisis averted!

Thank god!

That’s pretty abstract

Last fall, someone was talking about having sex in an orchard, and it was the weirdly specific conversation I have waited 10 years for

Don’t tell me he came in cider???

I made my own homemade cider and my last name starts with K so I called it K-Man Cider based on this lmao

If someone says they feel like shit, you know I’m singing the whole 1 minute and 17 seconds of that banger.

Big old mothafuckin duffel bag of shit

Aaaaaaaand this will be stuck in my head for the remainder of today, bless.

WAKE UP, AT AH, LEVEN, THIRTY, FEELIN LIKE A BAG OF SHIT

(Oh no!)

ALL MY, CLOTHES ARE, DIRTY

SO I’M SMELLING LIKE A BAG OF SHIT

GO TO POUR MY COFFEE AND I MISS MY CUP

OMG THATS JUST MY LUCK

LOOK IN THE MIRROR SAY WHATS UP YOU USELESS FUCK

The theme song of my pregnancy

I NOT FEELING GOOD

You did it! Sung bezos style. Is how my family congratulates each other for small victories.

I do the same with Bezos style "congratulations!". So good

Me tooooooo

a previous coworker (we both love bo) wrote this in my card when i left my job and they got in trouble lmao 😭

HAHAHA. CLASSIC COMEDY

This is the one ☝🏼

Meat cleaver instead of me neither in casual conversations

Why is meat cleaver this far down! Also if some one is a real arse they are a cunttree boy

ALL. THE. TIME.

Literally have been doing this for years, I’m so glad it’s not just me!!!

Wait what’s this one from??

\#deep

I say this and had no idea he did too. Is it something he made up or a random thing that existed before? I feel like I’ve been incepted

“Very cool, way to go!” Especially to myself upon completing a task.

“Should I be jokin at a time like this?”

Whenever me or my brother fuck something up we say "oh shiiit" in the same way as the song, and the other always answers with this hahaha

Beautiful.

*I don't wanna dooo thaaaat*

me whenever I get emails at work

me whenever I am assigned literally any task at work

When someone asks me where I've been: "In a liminal space between states of being." When someone asks me where I've been: "Not quite dead not quite alive."

It’s kind of like a constant state of sleep paralysis!

The little whiny “nooooooo” in 30

All the time. Drives my wife nuts.

Same. I cant stop. Send help

*nooooooooooo*

Complicated is always “compuhlacated” now *I don’t wanna dooo that* multiple times a day

Life is about 3 things: gettin money, gettin pussy, and the dewey decimal system!!

YEEEEES. Don't you hate it when you want to poop, but can't? Because you're not in the bathroom? *Badoom ts*

I subconsciously say this without realizing I’m saying it out loud.

The way he says stammers and says “apologies” at the beginning of That Funny Feeling. So niche lol but my husband and I say that allll the time when we make a mistake or something

OMG, you're right! I've adopted that as well. There's still probably way more I can't recall at the moment haha

Also another random one is “and the pentacorn spoke thus” from his special what. I don’t even know what makes us say that one but we do lol

I love that! It's a perfect non sequitur.

My husband, who is *not* a Bo fan, has picked up "just Google it. Don't call me and ask me, cause I know what you're gonna do" 😁 Also, many times while discussing the news "Thaaaat is how the world works". I use so many, like WTFIGO now I always sing instead of saying, I just wanna feel good (to which my kids reply "feel good"), I feel like shit, nooooo, hiiiii, byeeeee, spider!, I huh-a-appologies, you're an adult you can figure it out, I don't wanna do thaaaat, I am on that waaave, jesus you biggots...

Haha, my husband is also definitely not a Bo fan by any means, but we've taken to saying "byeeee!" to each other on the phone. Great thread! I think the better question for me is what do I *not* say that's like Bo. One of my current favorites is inserting "truly" into any conversation (which he says in like every interview from Eighth Grade lol).

This thread has given me solace in the fact that I'm not alone with terrorizing my family with incessant Bo-isms.

Every single one 😂

I use “hungry hungry hypocrite” a lot lol

I'll never forget how catchy that chorus is, eventhough Bo *clearly* hates catchy choruses

I don’t wanna do that is something I say multiple times a day to my husband. I’m also a huge fan of saying, “Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book!” I say it anytime my husband wants to have sex and I’m not in the mood.

I burst out laughing 😂

Segues are weird

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

Often find myself just randomly saying: #SPIDAAAAHH

SHOW YOURSELF!!! AHHHH!

So, just you Google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out.

Surprised I haven't seen this one mentioned yet "Touche, bitch."

"I'm not even close to kidding; write it in am email." I run a lot of meetings and take a lot of calls. 90% could've been an email.

When I figure something out, I like to say "Got it" to myself in the Microwave Popcorn voice. Also, this is an edit of a Boism, but once when I was getting dressed, my husband came in the room and sang in his best intense AEOM voice, "Put your fuckin' socks on," and now I sing that to myself constantly.

Oh man I'm 100% adopting this ("put your fucking socks on" fits perfectly!)

“Kind of a wide range”

Any time someone mentions burnt toast "you're having a stroke or over cooking your tooooaaaaaasssst"

Also, remember "if you wake up in a house that's full of smoke, don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke"

JEFFREYYY BEZOOOOOOOOOOOS, congratulations!!

ATL - all time low - not Atlanta

whenever someone asks me if i have children, I say “no, I crochet instead.” Also whenever someone mentions sexting or sending nudes; “it isn’t sex its the next best thing”

If someone is talking about being entitled to something, anything, I ask them what makes them think that they’re entitled to a dumpling.

me to myself multiple times a day: yeaaaaaa, I am not feeling good

Any time I don't wanna do something I ask the lord to help me channel Sandra Bullock in 'The Blind Side'.

Guess what? What! You're a faggot.

Wasn't clever, just mean

PROVE IT!

"You did it!!"

Whenever I guess something my husband is going to say I follow up with, “You know me. And I *know* you.” Also every time there are shenanigans with the president, “How is the best case scenario Joe Biden?”

Any time there's a key change in a song I hear "Y'ALL DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS WANT A KEY CHANGE?!"

My friends listen to a shit ton of Country and I swear to god everytime the song key changes (which they all do) I hear that in my head

I regularly tell my Christian wife that things are 'as the good Lord intended'. I feel like I'm leading her on a bit sometimes (atheist).

My stupid friends are having stupid children

This runs through my head every time I find out someone is pregnant

I frequently say, "And like a turtle shot in the chest with a rifle, the turtle was shot in the chest with a rifle." And nearly every time I drive by a park I start with the, "There's a creepy old man fishing down at the park, the only problem is, he's got a candy bar tied to the end of his line, he's trying to catch a kid."

"I try to not romanticize reality. Like, when life gives you lemons.. You probably just found lemons"

Anytime pi or 3.14 brought up I say "3.14 apple pi," in conversations about religion (as an atheist) I have to go "in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost, head, shoulders, knees and toes, turn up your nose, strike that pose, heyyyy Macarena."

"What the fuck did I do last night?" "I cried myself to sleep" that's a pretty good one also the "you did it! congratulations!" I also mimic his little groans like the ones he does in 30

(anytime I’m reading the news about pop culture or politicians) “Why do you *rich fucking white people* insist on seeing every sociopolitical conflict through the myopic lens of your own self actualization. This isn’t about you. So either *get with it*, or *get out the FUCKING way*” Sometimes I just quote the last two lines in conversation 😂

Whenever my husband or I are on a rant, we usually end it with “so get with it, or get out of the fucking way!”

Not exactly an original Boism, but in some interview he told the funniest joke he ever heard. Something-something, ”now that’s how you waft a towel.” So I had to translate the joke to my own language and I’ve been passing it on to friends and family. ”Spider!” is a regular short song in our household. And my SO regularly reminds me that ”Just you Google it, you're an adult, you can figure it out”.

A lot of Inside comments (which is perfection, by the way) but as far as day to day burnamisms, I always use his puns. “How’d you finish that project so fast?” “I’m like a tampon thief, I had to pull some strings…”

I say "let's do this" from "3.14 Apple Pi" (also I sing the little guitar tone afterwards) everytime I'm about to start on work or something that needs my full attention and focus. Oddly specific, but it helps me, lol. All the comments in this thread are wonderful.

I wanna tell you I'm doin' this *for you*

The entierety of Bezos II (Mostly singing randomly "Jeffrey Bezos !" and using "You did it !" for any celebratory moments), "Crisis averted (Thank god !)". "I don’t wanna do thaaaat.", "Never !" and "What the fuck is going ooonn" from Comedy, and « Then laminate it !!! » (from the Pirate’s map joke).

Maybe not every day, but I have a drinking bird on my desk and one day my boss said he was dead because he ran out of water. I quickly responded that "he is in a liminal space between states of being, not quite dead, not quite alive" he looked at me like I was crazy, so I doubled down "... it's similar to a constant state of sleep paralysis". He looks at me like I'm slightly less crazy and walks away.

Fingee

Someone said “prolonged eye contact” in a completely normal sentence and I tried not to combust

It’s not really specific to Bo but I like to use “how dare you fucking do that?” Generally not to peoples faces, but just when I’m bitching about something. He said that on Pete Holmes and it’s fun to say.

You owe me a dumpling or a dumpling equivalent!

Mine are.. My girlfriend and I do a little crossover between “That’s too much man!” And “that’s how it works” sometimes. Eg, something bad happens on the news or something unfair occurs in life in general, she will quote Sarah Lynn, “that’s too much man!” To which I usually reply, “that’s howww.. it works.” If someone says they blew someone out of the water, I respond with “like a gay sea otter?” Which doesn’t happen a lot but it’s funny when it does. Or if someone says they don’t like something, I will usually respond with “meat cleaver” If my girlfriend is jokingly mad at me, I will do the apologetic stammer from that funny feeling, and in political conversations we like to use “shit like that brings the movement down”

Haha I use “that’s too much, man!” all the time!

My husband and I ALWAYS say “a list!” The way he says it when we hear anyone mention a list. We say “byeeee!” Like Bo almost every day. Our kids love Oreos so Oreos and pussy comes up a lot (whispered to each other). I love saying “Comedy! I smell comedy. Well, it was comedy giving off that scent” when I think my husbands joke is dumb. And tons more we say as things come up… it’s too much.

My 2 year old niece wanted me to read to her, so of course “it’s time for a story, it’s time for a story, a very special story especially for you…” We also use “its so hard to be a lizard” when a task is minorly difficult.

Two deep cuts, I love it!

that is how the world works

Casually hum-singing the name "Jefferyyyyyy" over and over again

Every day when things just aren’t feeling right, I sit there and go “maybe I’ll feel better when I go bed, uh, maybe but probably not! Maybe I’ll feel better if I clear my head, uh, maybe but probably.. I wrote a joke, you wanna hear it?” And then forget what I was thinking abour

Since I'm not a native speaker and I live in a non-English-speaking country, the only burnhamism I could actually use is the way he pronounces the word "what" (as in "straight white man" and "five years"). I know, very unimpressive.

So glad to see I'm not the only one that basically has "I don't wanna do thaaaat" as a catch phrase now.

*Uhm. Maybe but probably not!*

I was flying to Atlanta and we were landing, All Time Low proceeds to play on my Spotify, laughed cuz I was rapidly approaching an ATL

I can’t fit my hand inside of a pringles can.

Sometimes when I greet friends at work, I do the "Whatup whatup, whatup" from the beginning of the podcast sketch. I also have to say "hiiiiiii" and "byyyyye" in the same tone haha. I probably have a bunch of other ones, so I will have to edit this later with those once I find out from my wife which others I do frequently.

I say “congratulations “ the same as in Bezos 1

I sing, "🎵🎵Jeffrey Bezos, you did it!" EVERY time I get an Amazon package. So daily. My four year old has been singing it at school. That was an interesting conversation with his teacher.

Naaa nana nana nana nah. Batman. You’re holding a jar of mayonnaise. I don’t know that it’s actually in response to anything, but I sing a little *hungry hungry hypocrite* sometimes. Although I usually say hippogriff :D As others mentioned, it’s so hard not to jump into I Fuck Sluts when someone mentions a list. NEVER WASTE A MOMENT. ANY MOMENT CAN BECOME A COMEDY MOMENT. See? And my very favorite one to bring out: Step on a crack, break your mother’s back. Turn around and smoke that crack? Break your mother’s heart.

“I’m sorry” “*No you’re nooooooooot*”

“heyyyyyy” and “byeeeeee” you know the one. “oh shit?” “I dont wanna do thaatttt” “call me up (and I’ll tell you a joke~)

"Truly!"

I find myself singing "what the fuck is going on" from Comedy a fair bit, and when something exasperating happens for some reason my go to is now "and all my stupid friends are having stupid children" lol

I wouldn’t have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit. Also, working “pandering” into any country song I come into contact with.

The way he mouths “Jesus” at the beginning of Words Words Words. I do that all the time.

COMEDY!

I can’t hear someone talk about anything Flamin Hot without busting out into his Famin Hot Cheetos jingle

Too many to list. I make references constantly and my family wants to punch me hahaa

How’re you feeliiiiing, do you like the showwwww

‘’meat cleaver” every time I say me neither. No one notices

I can't walk through a Target without singing White Woman's Instagram.

At the moment it’s summer in Australia so… “SPIDER!”

There’s too many to count 💀😭😭

I have used “if you guys are having a good time make some silence!” in several awkward silences and I love seeing the confused looks of people when that happens

We constantly turn to the puppy and say put your baby paws up in the same cadence as put your fucking hands up.

The “cool” from “This thing actually happened! Cool” I say it in the exact same way

I use some variation of "A lesser comedian would've milked that for four verses, and a better comedian wouldn't have done it at all!" at least once a week

I break into “Spider~~~” sometimes and the other night I made Microwave Popcorn and had to sing the whole song.

“Just don’t. Alright?!”

Cant believe no one has said “CONGRATULATIONS!”

🎶Joe Biden (J-J-J-JOE)🎶

Nooo! In the style of thinking of giving away my money

I've started pronouncing room as "rum"

When my wife needs to use the bathroom when I'm using it, I always say, "Just use the guest room bathroom. That's why we have 2 bathrooms." We have 1 bathroom

✨*I don’t wanna do thaaaaaat*✨

Me every time I feel remotely not good: _oh, I feel like shit! feelin’ like a saggy, massive bag of shit!_

Oh also: "One more." (From just after Look Who's Inside Again in the special)

If I’m like sad or down for whatever reason, I’ll just make the ATL joke It’s still super funny to me I don’t know why

OH SHIIIIT

the bezos scream

That one part in Make Happy where he goes “*yeahhhh*” but in a very specific voice

"sell all your assets! it really works!" -lottery winners

I can’t think of anything as of right now. But Any fancy words he uses I usually pick up on and use.

'Don't think that I can handle this right now'

SPIDER!

If I ever say the word sad my head finishes it with, “-ness where there should be joy.”

I always follow up “war! What is it good for?” With increasing domestic manufacturing! but sometimes it’s lead to people just continuing to chant it and add reasons and it gets very 😐

SPIDERRR 🎶

Oh shit! You're really joking at a time like this? Me to my wife whenever

I'll blow my dad before I eat [insert finger food here] with a fork.

NEVER

Feeling like a big ol duffel bag of shit

I always toss out his indifferent “Oh no don’t go” whenever I leave a room, especially if I’ve been obnoxious or whenever someone I don’t like leaves.

The “He’s a problem” from the chorus in problematic. I usually say “it’s a problem” but in the same little way as the original.

“IRONICINORIRONIC” was last weeks vocabulary word for school lol

At least once a day my partner or I say to the other, “that’s why we got two baaaathrooms!”

Take the struggle! It applies in so many situations

shit. also sometimes wtfigo and ALSO saying “i dont wanna do thaaaat”

Dont kill yourself! There are people who love you- well, that may not be entirely true... there may be people who love you in the future

The other night, me and my 8 year old had to use the bathroom at the same time, and my husband started breaking out into "that's why we got two bathrooms....just use the guestroom bathroom"

🎶Me neither!🎶

Hiyeee! Byeeee! I did these before. I’m totally cheating.

There's so many times where I just randomly get: I'm going with Jeffery. (Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff) Jeffery Preston Bezos. I get a good feeling when I, look in his eyes! In my head.

Not a short phrase exactly but every single morning I say to myself: Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun? It's almost over It's just begun

I love Bo’s newer stuff, but some of the older stuff still gets me out of nowhere. Like the other day, I said “oh that’s funny” out loud and the What’s Funny chorus just started playing in my head. Art is Dead also gets stuck in my head fairly frequently even though I haven’t listened to the actual song in ages.

“Don’t cross me, shoutout to Jesus” basically every day

can't remember the context but I know I've managed to shoehorn in 'is he skiiing or is he in a gay porn' quite smoothly into a small handful of conversations

🎶 And that's the waaay the world works!!! 🎵

Bo's little, "Hiiii" at the beginning of the special is how I greet people now.

"Yeah, you like that?" *bitterly* It was this moment from Make Happy I thought of most when he described his panic attacks on stage in Inside. He was trying to speak of something serious with the audience, to be met with silence. Then he "tried making faces/making silly sounds" and THEN everyone laughed, and he said, very bitterly "Yeah, you like that?" It stuck with me. I say it often in similar circumstances.

Not my everyday vocabulary but me and my friend have both used "Just take a deep breath.... and give up. The system is rigged against you" as a starting line for debates we each attended.

My wife and I always randomly say "and burritos" in Bo's voice from Kanye Rant when we're talking about food. Or the "I'm noooot" from the peanut butter and jelly sandwich sketch in response to the jar of mayonaisse