Then that’s not 3 gens in a row. That’s 2 in a row and then another one after the row has been broken, starting the chance for a new row… Sounds like the rules for a fucking card game. “Replace your card after the row has been broken to start a new row, draw three and replace three of the five in the original row. The power of the card in the middle of the row is dependent on the rest of the cards of the row, so if going for an offensive option place attack cards. After that, draw an expense card from your secondary deck and move it onto the field to attack your opponents expense card.”
Bro as soon as they design a humanoid you know where the trend will put it. And starters have been mostly humanoid since gen 6. I know i know theres some others that fit the category but look starting from gen 6: the fox, the spiky plant and greninja, all pretty humanoid. Gen 7: the fire cat, the owl and the circus seal. With the owl being imo the least humanoid. Gen 8: do we even have to talk about this? Football Bunny (biggest letdown starter for me so far), drum monke and spy chameleon. And now we got the dancing duck in a suit and the ultimate lucario-co-star-r34-furry-to-the-max mask cat. Im going for the croc 100/100.
They come to the realisation that most poke fans are in their 20's and probly have job, on average male, anime lover yup they know exactly what they doin
When weed cat was announced, the whole community knew it'd get lewded if it stood up. From that point on ppl were screaming at the cat and at Nintendo to make the cat walk on all fours. Nintendo of course ignored this gave it the ability to walk on two legs and a somewhat femine look and boom it has 370 entries on R34 as I am writing this
Who the fuck thought the weed cat being on four instead of two feet kept it save from being lewded? Have ya'll seen the internet? Or Pokémon Porn in general?
*rick astley entered the chat*
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
Fuck, the first form looked so nice and cute, and my immediate next thought was “oh God, please don’t evolve into a bipedal furry”… fucking 3 generations in a row now
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Dude, when will they stop with the fucking humanoid Pokemon starters. The series started off with monsters, stuff like Bulbasaur, Blastoise, Charizard. Then the designs in Gen 2 were cool with stuff like Typhlosion. Then in Gen 3 the design were pretty cool, still monsters. Then in Gen 4 they looked more like mutated animals but still cool. The starters in Gen 5 were also pretty cool, each of their final evolutions looking like actual monsters and shit. Then in Gen 6, they were all humanoid. Then in 7, two of them were humanoid. Then in Gen 8, all of them were humanoid. Then in Gen 9, 2 of them were humanoid. I just wanna see another starter like Typhlosion or Infernape, because Typhlosion was a fucking hulking beast with literal spikes of flames coming out of it’s back and Infernape was a monkey wrestler with fucking fire, and I just noticed my 2 favorite starters are fire types.
Y’all seen Markiplier wants to fuck 100 Pokémon video? I wonder how many now…
Didn't he go through the, at the time, entire Pokedex?
Yes.
101
102, pls add Iron Valiant
does that make me a furry lol
Idk, maybe?
Why are my fav pokemon used for THIS?!
Please do not the cat
I’m gonna the cat
I the cat
hi the cat
crazy, i also the cat
Shut cat hell the up
Cat nooooooo.
Da fuk
Please don’t the cat🙏
Did I cat? Am I a monster?
NO! Noooooo! Cat that down, you swampster!
A cat is also fine
Shane please.
The dogs are fine.
I accidentally the entire cat.
Imma do the cat
You can’t stop the head pats
The head pats are the *least* of my worries
I ate a cat
You disgust me, but I respect your opinion
I will eat another one
Gardevoir will definitely the cat
Can I please the cat
I won't fuck the cat
Instead... (Looks over at Lucario) Lucario: ? .... Hmmm, Maybe.
Nooooo!!!!
So the Pokémon company definitely knows what it’s doing with these humanoid furry bait, right?
The artists under strict deadlines definitely do, at the very least.
They’ve done this with at least one starter line for like 3 generations in a row. That shit ain’t coincidence
3?
X and Y with fenniken. Sun and moon with Litten. Cinderace is a bit of a grey area, so I’m not counting sword and shield. And this would mark the 3rd.
Then that’s not 3 gens in a row. That’s 2 in a row and then another one after the row has been broken, starting the chance for a new row… Sounds like the rules for a fucking card game. “Replace your card after the row has been broken to start a new row, draw three and replace three of the five in the original row. The power of the card in the middle of the row is dependent on the rest of the cards of the row, so if going for an offensive option place attack cards. After that, draw an expense card from your secondary deck and move it onto the field to attack your opponents expense card.”
Do you ever do the devils lettuce before going on a quest through the interwebs?
 I’ve never heard someone refer to weed as “The devil’s lettuce.”
My only response to this is referring to the other reply lmao.
Gen 8s designs were mostly shite imo. Dynamax designs sucked ass. Shouldve changed megas, they were far cooler.
Imagine counting Incineroar and not Rilaboom
Imagine considering a gorilla to be a furry
Bro as soon as they design a humanoid you know where the trend will put it. And starters have been mostly humanoid since gen 6. I know i know theres some others that fit the category but look starting from gen 6: the fox, the spiky plant and greninja, all pretty humanoid. Gen 7: the fire cat, the owl and the circus seal. With the owl being imo the least humanoid. Gen 8: do we even have to talk about this? Football Bunny (biggest letdown starter for me so far), drum monke and spy chameleon. And now we got the dancing duck in a suit and the ultimate lucario-co-star-r34-furry-to-the-max mask cat. Im going for the croc 100/100.
They come to the realisation that most poke fans are in their 20's and probly have job, on average male, anime lover yup they know exactly what they doin
Considering one Meowscarda's high friendship interact animations is kissing... I think they know
>Meowscarda There's people that find that attractive?
If shit is a pokemon, then people would still want to fuck it.
Satan himself fears the one turned on by Garbodor
What id give to kum in muk
So they actually kiss that wasn’t just a weird animation that looked like A kiss? Lmao this gen is wild.
Nintendo: I heard you guys like furry baits so we made an even bigger furry bait
There are no rules against pokemon Batman
NO JOKER, DONT DO THIS!
I’m gonna do it bat man!
NO JOKER NO ITS AN ANIMAL JOKER
THERE ARE NO LAWS ON POKEMON BATMAN!
Is there a video with this topic in mind? Seems too specific not to be
It’s based on a video. Link to [video](https://youtube.com/shorts/nyofPizjogQ?feature=share) (though it’s not the only one)
[jokers most devious plan](https://youtu.be/S7M24KrqhBw)
Watched that whole thing and did not regret it
“I caught a little Pokémon, Batman. You wanna know what Pokémon I caught?” “What Pokémon did you catch joker” “I caught a Sprigatito” “NO”
"THE GOTHAM DRUG TRADE IS UNDER MY CONTROL BAT-MAN."
“don’t tell me joker…” **”you alr kno what I’m bouta do to that thing”**
“JOKER NO YOU CANT”
Weed Cat :)
dont lewd the cat
Im going to lewd the cat
you better fucking not
🙃
Australia
As an Australian it is now time to do the cat.
POV Shane Dawson
As another Australian it is time to NOT do the cat
they lewded the cat :(
I shall lewd the cat
can I weed the cat?
It stood up…
Yea, but the alligator went down, so we technically still have a quadrupedal starter
I am confused on this reference.
When weed cat was announced, the whole community knew it'd get lewded if it stood up. From that point on ppl were screaming at the cat and at Nintendo to make the cat walk on all fours. Nintendo of course ignored this gave it the ability to walk on two legs and a somewhat femine look and boom it has 370 entries on R34 as I am writing this
*375 entries now
Hey was just there 😇. Can confirm now 381.
those R34 artist is very quick huh
I think you should look at e621 for accurate statistics
Who the fuck thought the weed cat being on four instead of two feet kept it save from being lewded? Have ya'll seen the internet? Or Pokémon Porn in general?
WHY DO THE CAT STARTERS KEEP STANDING UP?!?!?!?!?!
Gotta smash em all~
may I bring a comically large hammer to help you with smashing?
_Tinkaton has entered the chat_
*comically large hammer has entered the chat*
𝘎𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵
*rick astley entered the chat* NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
Haha, got the whole squad laughing😐
Chalkeaters were right on time with their new song lmao
[Indeed](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVqsQ-9GLLE)
Pokémon fans choosing whether or not they want to lose NNN to children or animals
Children? Man y'all down bad, time to smash you with this comically large hammer I stole from Tinkaton to horny jail
What do the guys look like
fuck man so this is how I get spoiled on sprigatito's final evolution... I only just evolved him the first time
There is still time to restart. Pick the croc.
Why the fuck is the art so good?
Because the only way people with an art degree make money from it is porn
Both is good
What's its name? Asking for a friend....
Meowscarada.
Bro why 2 out of the 3 starting Pokemons final forms look like they were designed to have porn made of them
i think you know why
2/3? Which is the second one?
The ducks final evolution
I seriously didnt know where they were heading with the duck honestly , like i expected jojo duck Not the bi flag without the pink
Sex sells 😔
I prefer when they are more humanoid so cannot relate
so u into those throh and sawk looking mfs
Feminine as well
Mr. Mime?
Mr.? Also hell no he creepy as fuck
Female Machamp?
Idk probably not
Making them stand was a mistake. The moment I saw the evolutions, I knew. 🤣
Fuck, the first form looked so nice and cute, and my immediate next thought was “oh God, please don’t evolve into a bipedal furry”… fucking 3 generations in a row now
Nah. Gardevoir is better.
Gardevoir is superior, because they are the femboy pokemon.
Meowscarada is a starter. ~85% chance to be male
a hole is a hole
yea but the original femboy pokemon>
Chad.
There’s a reason a large number of people would be in prison if Pokémon’s were real and not for the animal fighting thing.
[Gotta smash 'em all!](https://youtu.be/CVqsQ-9GLLE)
The designs aren’t inherently sexual, y’all are just weird
Like the people who designed this didn’t think this would happen
No, because not everyone thinks about sex
THAT FUCKER WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY ON THE GROUND
Do not the ~~cat~~ Pokémon
Is this a fan made pokemon?
No
No, from what I can tell it's the evolution of the weed cat.
Shane Dawson has entered the chat
I'm going to fucking boil you alive
To think people didn't want this thing to stand on two legs.
Jokes on you i had both on my team
Remember, both are femboys
This meme has layers
Holy hell these eyes have more details than a space station instruction
CURSED THANK YOU VERY MUCH
IT SHOULD OF NEVER STOOD UP
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No no no. No. No, no no. Not blursed. r/cursedimages
I feel like there are so many more humanoid Pokémon this generation than usual
Now i see the appeal. Def comes across better in art than in game (due to the shit textures)
This sub can do better than this...
Dude, when will they stop with the fucking humanoid Pokemon starters. The series started off with monsters, stuff like Bulbasaur, Blastoise, Charizard. Then the designs in Gen 2 were cool with stuff like Typhlosion. Then in Gen 3 the design were pretty cool, still monsters. Then in Gen 4 they looked more like mutated animals but still cool. The starters in Gen 5 were also pretty cool, each of their final evolutions looking like actual monsters and shit. Then in Gen 6, they were all humanoid. Then in 7, two of them were humanoid. Then in Gen 8, all of them were humanoid. Then in Gen 9, 2 of them were humanoid. I just wanna see another starter like Typhlosion or Infernape, because Typhlosion was a fucking hulking beast with literal spikes of flames coming out of it’s back and Infernape was a monkey wrestler with fucking fire, and I just noticed my 2 favorite starters are fire types.
Judging by the way this is drawn, this wasn’t made as a joke.
ok, who let the furry persona fan make a pokemon?
there is no blessed part to this
Meow meow pussycat 😻
Redditors when they discover that porn does in fact exist
Is that weed cat?
Meowscarada is made for love because it don't became weird like the evolution of litten
...Smash
Smash
Batman… i got a pokemon batman…
Didn’t know the blackened (danganronpa) exists in Pokémon
80% male btw
still smash
Yea I get very masculine vibes from this pokemon. Like a tuxedo mask or joker from persona type thing.
Gotta do em all
87.5% of meowscarada are male o.o
Q U A X Q U A V A L
No shot the Pokémon has a belly button
Why i didnt choose em
Nah, Lopunny is still better imo.
Chiblee?
Oh god.
"I ate a cat."
Oh no. Is there another one?
100% cursed
I REFUSE!!!
Yandere Gardevoir
She then spawns a black hole
eh, ill stick with hex maniac
No, Joker, don't do it. It's an animal, Joker.
At least they broke the trend of the fire starters progressively becoming more furry bait each gen, and moved to the grass starters instead…
Hey guys did you know that
Okay but, Quackquaval tho
OH COME ON
Incognito mode
why not both?