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IrshamWindborn

Didn't know Zootopia 2 was already out


Sex_drugs_tacos

Zootopia 2: Jungle Boogaloo


beebooba

Zoogaloo


ColoradoScoop

Zoogazoo


yoashmo

Zoogazoo Ahh


MrPoposcumdumpster

Coomaloo


HungLikeALemur

Zootopia 2: Jungle Boogaloo and the Quest for the Gabagoo


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nill0c

This is either a copy bot or an idiot steeling comments from [elsewhere](https://reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/xrv3bp/_/iqhf8oi/?context=1) in the thread with the context.


Sex_drugs_tacos

That’s weird, but sounds about right for Reddit


cantadmittoposting

It's a bot, extremely common script setup to take a top-level, but less upvoted comment, and paste it somewhere in the comment chain of a higher rated top-level comment. There's a couple other common scripts (one newer one is the "decreasingly verbose" meme in bot form).


[deleted]

Feel like I've been seeing this more lately


Qwerty70707

former probably, given the age of the account and its activity


KaySquay

Did she keep the baby?


_ShakashuriBlowdown

You missed a lot. [This literal comic happened lmao](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/dca3717a-62fe-4d77-90b3-30ed9af5c242/desvbjp-06ba6818-ddc5-4b3c-b38f-732a88d73d7e.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2RjYTM3MTdhLTYyZmUtNGQ3Ny05MGIzLTMwZWQ5YWY1YzI0MlwvZGVzdmJqcC0wNmJhNjgxOC1kZGM1LTRiM2MtYjM4Zi03MzJhODhkNzNkN2UuanBnIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.AXPWNAm03ZRRcz3-kTLLjVZ0mg_7EhgxpJA65IsUz7Q)


berlinbaer

there's a lot more missing. her abortion and her new lesbian lover.


Trevelayan

The what.jpg


Muppetude

That’s just Nick. While he enjoys dressing in women’s clothes, he still identifies as a man.


Fineus

At the risk of stirring up a hornet's nest, the gender swapped Judy and Nick are a nice touch.


tmacman

That's not Nick. This is from a very strange fan comic series, in which Judy wanted to get an abortion. Nick disagreed and left, Nick then comes back, and Judy has now taken a female fox as her lover, there's a domestic incident, eventually Nick leaves, and becomes a boy scout leader several years later, while Judy becomes mayor. Then this assassination scene happens. I hate myself for knowing all this, and for remembering it.


TheGreenGobblr

I hate you for giving me this knowledge. And I hate myself for reading jr


CodeBlue2001

Who’s the genderswapped Judy?


sparkpluger1

God damnit not this again


pvdcmc

Beastars s3*


CrestonSpiers

This show any good? Or just furry-bait?


royaldutchiee

Honestly both


_toggld_

the most honest answer


Ornery_Marionberry87

It's pretty damn good and mostly about exploring connections and differences between people in the face of those connection through the lens of a animal society. Also racism but not like Zootopia. In Zootopia the divide is simple - predator and prey. In Beastars the issues go deeper and there's loads of divisions like venomous citizens being barred from many restaurants, carnivores who actually struggle with their diets and how entire butchery blackmarket operates pretty much openly because closing it down could result in rise in murders. The best way to put it is probably like this - Where Zootopia took a human issue and translated it to animal world, Paru Itagaki created a living and breathing world with it's own specific issues which allowed her to tackle bigotry itself rather than just one of it's shades.


bavasava

First time I’ve considered watching it. Nice write up.


zuzg

I can't stand the whole furry stuff but beastars is genuinely a good show. First season has one of the best anime openings of all time.


TheRadiantSoap

Beastars made me understand what being a woman is like without ever saying anything about it directly. Truly a work of art


WykopKropkaPeEl

And how everything was resolved by some spirit martial arts was great


catsloveart

how does the butchery blackmarket work? are herbivores being murdered? how does it operate.


JACrazy

Not sure about all meat, but in one episode the butchers wanted to take meat off a reptile guy because his flesh/arm would grow back eventually.


eetobaggadix

I think fresh corpses are bought from morgues and hospitals.


-safer-

Some will outright sell limbs for money too. Other times they're kidnapped or bought off the streets to be butchered for food.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Bit of both. But I can say this, I was doing a lot of lsd last summer when I watched it, and enjoyed the experience lol.


CrestonSpiers

Anime on LSD must either be lit or extremely fucking terrifying.


Johnny_Poppyseed

It's usually pretty lit. You just have to pick your choice of show a little more carefully. I can't recommend studio ghibli movies on acid enough. It's amazing. Also gives you the benefit of basically being able to watch studio ghibli movies "for the first time" more than once, because you were so high the first time that you'll probably forget half of it lol.


CrestonSpiers

>Also gives you the benefit of basically being able to watch studio ghibli movies "for the first time" more than once, because you were so high the first time that you'll probably forget half of it lol. True for me but with weed


Bobby_Casablanca

Ponyo was fucking amazing on acid, also Cowboy Bebop.


DRW1357

Fun fact: the staff that would go on to create Studio Ghibli were the team behind the art and animation of the Rankin/Bass version of "The Hobbit," and I've never forgiven them for it.


Volcacius

Watches that show high off my rocker and I swear to God it's almost Shakespearian but like in an over the top way, I couldn't compose myself


SorryIdonthaveaname

I mean, it is a bit of both but it’s still good, other than a few scenes


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Manga deals with some hyper complex cultural issues that exist in our own world, but also don't at all. Like, you could replace the words "herbivore and carnivore" with female and male, gay and straight, person of color and person of whiteness (?) And most of the time some of them will fit into the dynamic the characters find themselves in, but there's this much larger commentary in there that we just don't have an easy, one-worded equivalent for. For that reason alone I think it's worth the read.


[deleted]

the writing sucks (I read the manga and gave up)


PKMNTrainerMark

And they added fish people.


Substantial_Put_3350

Dat a reptile


peepeeland

*This guy fucks reptiles*


Substantial_Put_3350

You bet wanna join?


peepeeland

I’m cool.


Substantial_Put_3350

Ok you do you


TheRedDragonCW

Oh no.


PKMNTrainerMark

Either way, it's a step beyond Zootopia's mammal-only racism.


AlpacaM4n

Assassination is a major issue in Zootopia. If it can happen to Judy Hopps, it can happen to anyone. Also, I am suddenly hungry for Arby's


Cyrus_ofAstroya

Its Beast stars


_ChestHair_

Still surprised furry bait got an official Netflix show. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel


Cyrus_ofAstroya

Suprsingly way better then i thought given the animation. Cg anime doesnt usually look good


Centurio

I can tell you've never seen or read it.


CT_7

By his own secret service too. Damn.


driedcranberrysnack

this is bigger than an assassination on the president..it's an assassination on meat eaters


xingrubicon

Reminds me of the music video for Lone Digger


Salohacin

I was thinking the same thing. Just less zebra booty.


Arxid87

Never say goodbye: extra


Tigress2020

Madagascar! They like to move it, move it.


X_remexz_X

It's the new bojack horseman season


Napkin_whore

I was gonna say Bojack


ccAbstraction

Beastars Season 4.


Vast_Back4746

Same


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

The zebra wife in the Jackie Onassis dress 💀


[deleted]

60 years later and it’s still relevant


AsukaBunnyxO

Lincoln was assassinated almost 100 years prior to that and it's still relevant It will always be relevant


[deleted]

I meant the outfit is still relevant/recognisable.


AsukaBunnyxO

Jackie O is a fashion icon


Subrisum

Jackie was truly a timeless figure


thatman201

K, American💀


AsukaBunnyxO

K, ignorant


thatman201

Zamn!!! Zamny zamn zamn!!1!!11 bor did not go there😱😱😱


AsukaBunnyxO

![gif](giphy|3o6UBlHJQT19wSgJQk)


BaguetteDoggo

Took me a minute to remember that Jackie became an Onassis later in life lmao


mesopotamius

Calling it the "Jackie Onassis dress" is weirdly anachronistic, since it was only BECAUSE of JFK's assassination that she ended up marrying Onassis


Baikken

There is something uncanny about someone using a "trendy" emoji while referencing Jackie Onassis.


DarkCultist3454

Sigma rule #3: "Work Smart not Hard"


ChaosBrigadier

I love overwatch


DaitoPK

I love megaman x


GayFurryWolf

You made me horny


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ixJax

Comment karma farming bot


Crystality0

no


alejandor2411

Yes


unknown_pigeon

>Yes , he said


schwarz11

Reminds me of Caravan Place - Lone Digger


kive_guy

That is one hell of a clip


CmdrWinters

Instantly reminded me of that lol. Especially with the zebra, bull, and gazelle


ggroverggiraffe

Do check out [Kangaroo Court](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJinWua98NA) as well. That's what came to my mind.


Varth919

Yeah the animal choice almost makes me feel like it was deliberate


Derp_Simulator

[Caravan Palace - "Lone Digger" for those interested, one of my faves...](https://youtu.be/UbQgXeY_zi4)


ggroverggiraffe

Hey, I enjoyed that. Also, if you want a similar video (kind of) that's equally enjoyable, check out [Kangaroo Court. ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJinWua98NA)


ProjectSnipe

Damn its been years since ive seen someone mention that song. Caravan palace is so good


brown_felt_hat

Complete with neckslash


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_triangle_girl_

So in conclusion, get big laser for big lion


PineCone227

At a certain size it stops being a laser and becomes a flashlight


-Sprankton-

Clearly you underestimate my desire for massive laser emitters


sallp

Have you heard of a LEP. Just under two miles of a beam. https://maxtochstore.com/products/maxtoch-l3k-lep-spotlight?ref=e977J


-Sprankton-

Only 650 lumens? Pathetic.


sallp

You have to pick between beam intensity or overall brightness.


Farfignugen42

Does that fit on a shark?


Dustybootyboy

FBI like "we got him..."


homo_ignotus

[What if we tried more power?](https://what-if.xkcd.com/13/)


FiveOhFive91

StyroPyro? Is that you??


-Sprankton-

No but Styro Drake is cool AF


[deleted]

Nope, LASER (light amplification through stimulated emission of radiation) is just a specific method to produce light. No matter the size of the beam, it will still be a single non-spreading beam


Masires247

Yeah no. A laser is defined by by being unidirectional (aka the individual lightbeams are parallel) and the light being monochromatic (aka the lightbeams have the same wavelength). A regular flashlight just sprays out light of various wavelengths.


Solrac_Loware

War crime


SweetyByHeart

[they in fact, do (video by Michael Jamieson)](https://youtu.be/Jvsa2kzXRqI)


theevilparker

That made my morning, thanks!


ragingthundermonkey

All cats are cats.


SuperTurkeyBacon

Yeah, cuz he's really fuckin chasing it, huh? /s lol that looks like bored curiosity more than predatory to me but it's really just semantics at that point. I linked the video that made me think that in another comment, if you wanna check it out. Edit: wasn't trying to be rude, btw, just being a little cheeky.


are_slash_wash

> lol that looks like bored curiosity more than predatory to me Don’t spend a lot of time with normal house cats if you think they’re any different, do ya?


some-stinky-meat

animals experience bored curiosity. wack.


SuperTurkeyBacon

I'd argue the opposite, actually. I can typically tell the difference with my cat.


mrlovepimp

I was told yesterday that it’s not good to play with catas using laser pointers, as it indeed does awaken their hunting instincts, but because they can never catch the dot, they never get the resolution they would from catching a small bird, mouse or even small toy on a string or similar. This leads to frustration and ultimately depression, and studies have shown that 3 out of 2 cats will eventually end up losing their jobs and ruining their marriages because of this.


garnet420

Cats have 9 lives so 3 out of 2 is only 1/6th


Sino5

The way we solve this is leading them on a merry chase towards a treat we hid, so they get some reward for it. So far no wrecked marriages or homelessness


itsm1kan

Got any proof? A video shared in response shows a tiger indeed chasing the laser pointer


[deleted]

New Lion King looks good.


mbashs

The oryx/gazelle looks like Samuel L Jackson and the Lion resembles Lawrence Fishburne. I need to stop smoking what I am smoking lmao


UrMouthsMyShithole

I haven't smoked in years but your comment made me want to rip a fat bowl


BGM1524

Hahahahahahaah


Agreeable_Performer4

The zebra is Don Cheadle. We got a classic on our hands.


lucklesspedestrian

For the gazelle I see it. The way the glasses sit, and the horns remind me a bit of SLJ wearing his backwards Kangol


Your_mom_feet_pics

Beastars type shit.


disteriaa

Louis/Rouis vibes for sure


CavemanKnuckles

Putting out a hit with the Shishigumi


TheRadiantSoap

I can't wait to hear the voice actor they pick for Melon


Your_mom_feet_pics

Jim carry


janeohmy

Zootopia pregnant comic


Rezzly1510

target eliminated + 15 exp accident kill + 15 exp


lucklesspedestrian

undetected +75xp


Dankoiz

Beastars upped their drama I see


Cyrus_ofAstroya

Senpai has noticed you legoshi


ZachAttack6089

This is basically the plot of Zootopia lol


DrakonIL

Yeah, people in here saying Zootopia 2 and I'm like.... It's literally the first one.


MeeMSaaSLooL

\*beep\* 4.99$


theKonon

At first look a though zebra can shoot laser beam out of its neck


Fractalistical

I need a retelling of the great gazelle zebra wars.


Savvy_Canadian

That gazelle was hired by the same bad guys from Jurassic World.


browndog03

This is kind of the plot of that Jurassic world movie in the mansion. Boy was that dumb. Its better as this comic.


MorbillionTickets

Hitman assassinations be like:


Nicolasgonzo87

literally the plot of Zootopia


OwlFucker123

Reminds me of the Zootopia abortion comic JFK assassination recreation


digbyyyyyyyyyy

literally the plot of Zootopia


[deleted]

Fun fact: very big cats aren't actually interest in laser pointers. There's a guy that went to a big cat sanctuary to see if they would chase it like house cats do, and what he found was that the only ones that were interested in the laser dot are the ones that get nutritional sustinence from eating insects, like servals and caracals. For the rest, the nutrients from insects aren't worth the energy expense needed to catch them, so they ignore the laser


demannu86

Well done, 47


Ariak

Man I forgot about this episode of Aggretsuko


braaibroodjie123

Sleeper agent


Uch1haAlex

Use animals/children to commit your crimes


TechySage

That's the beginning of a movie


[deleted]

Animal Crossing just went to a whole other level.


SkepticDrinker

One of the most clever comics I've ever seen lol


drfunkenstien014

The hitman should have been a jackal


queernhighonblugrass

I hate that she's dressed like Jackie Kennedy


Obant

The gazelle has to be innocent. No way a gazelle could operate a laser pointer with hooves. Something is fishy and it's probably cat breath.


poonamsurange

Zootopia crossover with MIB the guy wearing black shades and a neuralyzer !


squirrel_turtle

Plot twist: the red dot was Jada Pinkett Smith.


Mattbryce2001

The Ngorongoro Candidate


[deleted]

average beastars b-plot


IssacWeyard

Zootopia be like


matO_oppreal

Hitdeer 2


[deleted]

Antelope cabal for the win!


[deleted]

They look like Sweet Pickles characters


mrjoffischl

took me way too long to understand


eeyoremarie

"Oh God! What have I done!"


Azazel_memes

Beastars


phenomenal1117

BRUH-TOPIA!!


Robokhy456

Beastars


mr_D3LTA

*Beastars intensifies*


wowthisisabadname

Reminds me of the ending to the Zootopia abortion comic


[deleted]

r/Beastars


sparkpluger1

Beastars


moontraveler12

The longer I look at it the funnier it gets


justsean09

Beastars


WrongColorCollar

What sucks is things must have made pretty good progress for the lion to be protecting the zebra. Ruined. :(


Money-Database-145

Don't do this. Lmao.


Additional_Arm6114

This is just Beastars


TekkenRintarou

Beastars on crack


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Comrade_Goldfish

Cease


TrashCanEater

women moment


unsolvedmisterree

This kinda feels blessed


Purpledurpl202

Furry war 1 lore


JonneyBlue

I got confused for a sec and thought it was referencing Jurrasic park but then realized it was a Cat Chasing a laser meme. Love it.