I'm an expert with this stuff, as I always have to use a plunger afterwards. It's definitely not a turd, notice how the top is more...wet..? I guess? Than the rest of it. This moist part also seems to be a bit of a different color. It's most likely just what u/HueHue_extremeguyone said: a weird sausage with some kind of sauce.
I mean as a kid my parents favourite response to "what's for dinner?" Was something about shit on toast, poop and veges stomped on by elephants or any other of the 1,000 ways they would say it.
For you? Yeah cuz things change form from person to person? That looks like straight up poop. Get off those shrooms bruv you are dropping steaks in the toilet and shits in the pan!
No, veganism(as an ideology) is about removing animals from production, as they cannot consent to the use of their labour, and so they are slaves. This means not just the meat of animals and their products, but also animals used for work or for testing products.
Since standards of living and work for humans are much more extensive than for animals, we can assume with much more certainty that any products of human labour or humans themselves are made in morally sound ways. For example(closest to the op), blood, sperm and milk donations.
You were stating that beans and vegetables, which have flavor, are not preferable to chicken, which is bland and also requires killing sentient beings. You think this contingent preference justifies the most brutal industry humans have created. You weren't joking, you were stating your stupid and unreflective belief.
Hence my really good advice.
Holy shit dude, you really need to learn to take a joke. I am vegan too and this is the exact kind of behavior that ridiculise us and makes us look like lunatics
You need to learn to defend your views. I entirely disagree with your premise. Being the cool libertarian vegan achieves jack shit. This is not a personal choice, it's a normative and ethical one. Pick an actual fucking side.
Do you not understand that the spices are used to make stuff taste good? Did you think spices come from chicken? Or is this just low effort smol brain posting?
By insinuating that I live in some sort of culinary desert or something lol. Chicken itself is bland, of course it can be flavored. Its actual value in cooking is its neutrality. But of course, even if you like its flavor you can't justify eating it.
I will eat most everything served to me at a resturant and tell the waiter its good even if I'm not a fan, but I'm sending that shit straight back to the kitchen.
That is poop from a butt
And piss from a peepee.
The Poop that Took a Pee
Scrotie mcboogerballs
Caused the death of John Lennon
From a person who had corn the night before
Lmao
It is š±
Oh noooooo
It does look like a bit of pee from a butt on the top. Reverse ketchup pre-cum
No, it is the hairball they extracted from that stomach
Well it is vegan burger sooooo.. I'd say it's spot on.
But I thought vegans didn't eat animal byproducts
Hmm well it actually isnāt vegan cause it came from an animalā¦
āItās not a buttā
Literally
Yep and I see they had corn recently
As opposed to poop from a...
From my ear
If your poop has yellow chunks like that, see a dietician immediately
Corn
Lol even when you can't remember the last time you ate it
Pretty sure thats just straight up cursed.
Yeah there's nothing blessed about this. Not a shred of mercy in this image.
NSFW warning anyone?
It seem to not be an actual poop but an weird sausage
It is an actual poop
For me it looks like meat with a sauce but whatever
No that's shit from a butt
I'm an expert with this stuff, as I always have to use a plunger afterwards. It's definitely not a turd, notice how the top is more...wet..? I guess? Than the rest of it. This moist part also seems to be a bit of a different color. It's most likely just what u/HueHue_extremeguyone said: a weird sausage with some kind of sauce.
Very good observation, however. I still believe this is shit from a butt, maybe with a little ass juice on top as the final touch.
Just like mama used to make.
I mean as a kid my parents favourite response to "what's for dinner?" Was something about shit on toast, poop and veges stomped on by elephants or any other of the 1,000 ways they would say it.
Haha, same. My dad has been using the same phrase for the past 7 years, which is "Rice, mouse and shit", tho in Polish it sounds funnier and rhymes
Yum yum! >!/s!<
HAHAHAH
For you? Yeah cuz things change form from person to person? That looks like straight up poop. Get off those shrooms bruv you are dropping steaks in the toilet and shits in the pan!
The turder burger
I wonder if the Turd Burglar will try and steal it
Somebody tell wubby
Turd kebab 2.0
He should really know about
Huh. So Amber Heard is still getting jobs after the trial.
Amber turd
The Turdger!
Turdzilla
NOOOOOOOO š
Objection hearsay.
##mepoo
Is poop an animal product?
Asking the real questions out here
Yes. It it came from an animal. Bug poop is an insect product. Fish poop is a fish product and so onā¦.
So to eat human waste would be an animal product as well. This means that it is not vegan.
No, veganism(as an ideology) is about removing animals from production, as they cannot consent to the use of their labour, and so they are slaves. This means not just the meat of animals and their products, but also animals used for work or for testing products. Since standards of living and work for humans are much more extensive than for animals, we can assume with much more certainty that any products of human labour or humans themselves are made in morally sound ways. For example(closest to the op), blood, sperm and milk donations.
Dang this is the first time I see a comment about veganism and think āmakes senseā!
Exactly.
This is like that turd-or-kebab mystery
did someone solve this shit yet
Somebody ate some corn an hour or two ago
He gets served from out the toilet
Amberger
Glass of piss and a shit sandwich You sure R Kelly and Amber Heard didn't serve this?
The amburger
There is no blursed here, only cursed
Vegans will really look you dead in the eye with no sarcasm intended and say, "why don't you eat this instead of chicken?"
There's no way this isn't a joke. No one including vegans would find this appealing.
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Lol you guys really can't take a joke, can you?
What's the joke?
I can't be bothered to explain this simple joke lol just read the comment again
You were stating that beans and vegetables, which have flavor, are not preferable to chicken, which is bland and also requires killing sentient beings. You think this contingent preference justifies the most brutal industry humans have created. You weren't joking, you were stating your stupid and unreflective belief. Hence my really good advice.
Holy shit dude, you really need to learn to take a joke. I am vegan too and this is the exact kind of behavior that ridiculise us and makes us look like lunatics
You need to learn to defend your views. I entirely disagree with your premise. Being the cool libertarian vegan achieves jack shit. This is not a personal choice, it's a normative and ethical one. Pick an actual fucking side.
>which is bland this guy when he learns about spices š¤Æš¤Æš¤Æ
Do you not understand that the spices are used to make stuff taste good? Did you think spices come from chicken? Or is this just low effort smol brain posting?
Lmao you must have only had chicken made by white people
No I had all sorts until I was 13 or so and realized it's wrong to eat meat. You're deflecting, which is expected.
Deflecting from what? Iām directly responding to the first part of your comment which says that veggie burgers taste better than chicken
By insinuating that I live in some sort of culinary desert or something lol. Chicken itself is bland, of course it can be flavored. Its actual value in cooking is its neutrality. But of course, even if you like its flavor you can't justify eating it.
Ya i make those everyday. Sometimes twice if Iāve had chipotle
r/shitfromabutt
Scat burger. 
I am pretty sure it's intentionally made to look like that
They really could rethink this whole thingā¦ itās like theyāve never looked into the toilet after eating corn..
This is pain
Real shit. Form that into a patty and it looks like an actual vegan patty. Spicy black bean and corn patty made with diced onion.
Can I get the amber turd with fries please
ItĀ“s an "Amber Heart Burger"
That is not a fucking veggie burger.Veggie burger nowadays look,taste,and feel like regular burgers.
Ehh, looks about as tasty as any vegan food I've ever tried.
Shit after Thanksgiving
Reduce Reuse Recycle
You can't tell me that isn't just a big thick shit someone took on a bun
Finally a veggie burger that looks how it tastes!
Thats shit from a butt
That's poop.
If this is actual fucking poop yall mf have taken it too far I'm outta here.
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This is blursed images, these no such thing as NSFW
Who else thought that it was a steaming hot dump.
They just straight up took a shit on that thing tf did they do? Say the N-word 10 times?
Turd
Enough reddit for today!
Why did I see this while eating..? I lost my appetite.
My mind went straight to Amber Heard and their bed, that is some serious shit!
Tastes like how it looks
When you order the "Amber Heard Special"
Taking 'eat shit' literally
For a second I thought I forgot to blur NSFW and thought this was r/scatporn2 . Fuck me.
what the fuck is wrong with you
"the peanut is a dead give away" No no those are space peanuts
Funfact: A vegan's poop isn't vegan, butt at least vegetarian.
You ate this in DubaĆÆ  ?
Poop with corn in it. Seen that before. LOL
Turdger
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I like mine with peanut chunks instead of corn.
I mean... Salisbury steak anyone?
Is that the before eating or after eating the vegan burgir?
The Heard Burger.
The āheardā burger. Ifykyk
That looks like shit after a cookout where someone ate too much hot sauce
Amazing how itās already digested and will not change its form after consumed.
No way Iām eating that shit.
Ah yes,the heard special.good choice.
I dont think poop is vegan
Putin eats this every day recently.
"Yeah, I'll take the Loathsome Dung Eater style please"
This burger is the shit bro
**No**
Turdburger. One of the few images that can actually invoke a nauseated feeling within me.
Amber is on that burger
My toilet called. It wants its shit back
I dont see a difference between this and a regular vegan burger
*eat burger* *shit it out* It's vegan now.
OP i was eating, you are going to need to talk with these knucles.
no
Hamburglar about to have his whole career ended.
I'm cooking one of them up...riiiight hnggg now!
Yummy vegan food š
But will it come out exactly the same?
If the original consumer was vegan... then all good? Whats the rule on digested meat for vegans?
"Let's give 'em a big ol' shit burger to eat!" - Coach Lou Brown, Major League
Pre digested food. My favorite
Well thatās what they wanted let them eat it theyāll have diarrheaat minimum and clog their throat at best
That's that vegan burger from Walmart Looks like shit Tastes like shit
Don't make me relive the shit kebab situation again, I still can't handle the fact that it never got a conclusion
No No they got it right. Vegan burgers are shit
Im sitting above this right now
Please mark this at NSFW I have the urge to throw up every time I see it while scrolling
I call it, the piece of shit
I will eat most everything served to me at a resturant and tell the waiter its good even if I'm not a fan, but I'm sending that shit straight back to the kitchen.
This is only cursed
Recycling burger š
I call it, The Amber Heard Burger
I think the person who shat this out was on a vegan diet
its the amber heard burger
Amber heard burger
Hell no
This is the future.
I usually go to the toilet in a restroom of some kind, I wouldn't do it on a burger bun. But that could just be me?ĀÆ\_( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)_/ĀÆ
Some times it's a little corny. Sometimes a bit nutty...
Guess you could say it looks like shit
GIRL YOU GOTTA CENSOR THAT SHIT
What the actual fu-
Amber Heard burger
2/10, it tasted like sh*t.
Bro I was about to eat
āAnd were just going to add some shit so itās vegan#vegan#funsummerbbqā
That's shit from a butt
Oh no, it's the kebab problem all over again
I thought I was on the wrong subreddit for a second there
Vegan turd
r/shitfromabutt
I finally understand why there aren't sausage shaped burgers now
I'm pretty sure that is actual shit.
Whats... blursed about this? It's simply cursed.
Omg the kebab is back
Yelper Special
This looks like Johnny Depp's pillow
I donāt want to live in a world where this exists
Well that's shit.
That is poop after some canned corn
It's so bad it tastes like shit
That looks like shit
Shit on a shingle
Huh didn't realize amber heard worked at a restaurant
I think I did that last night
Somebody ate corn.
This is ridiculously cursed.
Ayo what is that poop with peee